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the-1ast-time · 9 months
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it is INSANE that we got kaylor reunion and taylor doesnt have a beard
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brothfan1997 · 3 months
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tumblrinas should start posting their shoplifting hauls again like in 2012. what was the harm
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melonadraws · 2 years
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The original joke was like "wait Anders isn't a doctor?!" but then I realized there's probably no doctors in Thedas anyways...
Original ending banter:
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fuck-i-love-october · 27 days
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Quick! Name a popular franchise or concept with a sizeable fanbase that has Sapphic females as st least one of the main characters tropes that wasn't canceled just a season or two in go!
You can't? Dang.
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smoothshine · 2 years
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"holy water cannot help you now;
see, I have to burn your kingdom
down".
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Finally finished the sketch I did right after reading the work mentioned above because I was not okay and it seems no one was in this fic. Also, you can probably guess the mood-song here, and if not - go read the work itself now (!) and find out:)
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leonsliga · 1 year
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KUNESSI STANS RISE
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frozenlimeade · 15 days
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i can't help it if sleep token is acting weird and i have anxiety, okay?
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uninspiringdyke · 7 months
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doing boring adult things kinda makes me horny. got approved for a credit card with unreal benefits that'll help us afford groceries. got a crock pot recipe pulled up in a tab to make today. kinda gets me going
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benchtrioupdates · 2 years
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Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo are all in Phil’s video!
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peachdues · 9 months
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I’m so sorry about at that bullshit, Peach. You don’t deserve it at all. This should be a place to write and goof off and just not think about the Bar. Some people just can’t stand seeing others have a good time 🙄
You’re the best! And you’re gonna do great 🖤
hello my queen, I love you.
I think I’m gonna rest for the remainder of the night, get my 🍪 ate, as I deserve
Love you!!
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flimsy-spine · 4 months
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what if i killed myself?? ms williams?? hellooo??????????????
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brothfan1997 · 2 years
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love when i get tags like ‘wait you guys are shipping L and light forreal??’ on my 36 thousand note post about shipping L and light. yeah dude they are
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dandywonderous · 1 year
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how am I supposed to be a functioning member of society when Azul and Jamil danced in the newest rhythmic 
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bae-owyn · 6 months
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when foo fighters tour but tickets are at minimum £200 each, that's a personal attack
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weirdchurchgirl · 1 year
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i love being childless soooo much like i just get to do pretty much whatever i want and only have to take care of my partner and i........
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greypetrel · 10 months
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Hey you! c:
3 for Cullen and Aisling? 💖
Aaaah Mo, thank you for this!
I am recovering an old idea I jolted out way before starting to post writing and never completed, but which kept living in my mind. Seemed a moment good as any to take it out! :P
Tis the prompt list
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3. one muse purposefully rests against the other and falls asleep
“Bad day?”
Aisling just grunted in all reply, pouting, as she closed the door behind her and deftly slipped out of her doublet. Left the coat and her gloves hanging on a step of the ladder, she walked on in his office, still pouting and grumpy, towards the desk, with a purpose in her gait.
Cullen knew she wanted a hug, and so he just shifted back with his chair and moved to stand, when another grunt stopped him on his track. With a real question he expressed but with a frown, he stayed where he was, observing the elf circling his desk. She wasn’t in a speaking mood, and so she just, as if it was the most obvious thing in the whole world and they weren’t in the early hours of the afternoon of a day full of work, hopped on his chair and sat on his lap, knees resting at the sides of his hips and arms sneaking inside his cape to hug him. She pressed herself flush against him, tucked her head beside his and sighed deeply directly on his neck, finally content.
“I know.” Cullen chuckled, hugging her back. “It’s been a shitty day. Could have been better if you had slept enough last night.”
“I don’t remember you complaining, Commander.”
She teased, pressing a kiss where his jaw met his neck and giggling as he moved and his stubble tickled her cheek. Which earned him another kiss.
“Do you want me to take off my armour?”
“No, I would need to move. It’s too comfy and warm for that.”
She sighed, getting comfortable where she was. She was probably the only person finding the fur of his cape fluffy: as much as Cullen doubted her perfectly delivered explanation that it was fluffy because it was on him, he felt it on his neck, and fluffy it wasn’t. She seemed to be relaxing nevertheless, tho, back slumping as much as her stays allowed and arms growing lax around him, shoulders sagging minutely. He didn’t complain, anyway, hugging her tighter in a silent way to thank her and show her he cared and appreciated.
The pile of reports he was tackling before she barged in, tho, kept on looming ominously at him from the table, and as much as he would have loved to just slouch down his chair, untangle Aisling from him for just enough to take his breastplate off to feel her close and warm against him as she napped and he relaxed, he really couldn’t.
“I really should get some work done.” He told her, begrudgingly.
“Do I bother you, if I stay here?”
“Not at all, if I don’t bother you if I write.”
“Not at all.”
His turn, now, to turn his head and press a kiss on her cheek, where he could reach. He let it linger for just a moment more, and nuzzled her some more with his scratchy chin right after, eliciting a giggle he know was there every time he did so.
And with that, keeping one hand on his back to sustain her as he shifted and moved to turn the chair back to the desk, and grant him reach of the current reports and his writing materials. He got comfortable and she did as well, once he told her he was ready. One more thing, tho…
“I have a meeting in a hour.”
“Wake me up?”
“Of course. Sweet dreams.”
“They will be.”
He kissed her again, on the bare shoulder he could reach, past the shoulder-strap of her camisole and stay, directly on warm, smooth skin. As he regretfully got back to work, he felt her sighing in contentment and melting against his frame, slumping forward and slightly on the right, surrected by his arm as she quickly fell asleep.
“I hate sleeping alone.”
She had confessed, weeks ago when he asked her why she asked him constantly if she could slip into his bed, whenever she was at Skyhold. Even just for sleeping. She told him that the first time she spent the night without anyone in close proximity was when she made it to Ferelden for the Conclave, and that she never really got the taste for big beds just for her. That she slept really well just when they were travelling and camping. Truth to be told, he slept better too when she was there and hugged him through the night, keeping close even in sleep. And if he didn’t, she was there to help after he woke up with nightmares.
He hugged her closer, suddenly grateful of the reminder, even if he got himself distracted thinking of it.
And thinking better about everything, maybe he could let that report down, slip a little forward on the chair, hug Aisling’s back with both hand and rest with her. He didn’t have her power of falling asleep in the span of five minutes whenever and wherever she wanted, but he could get some rest with her, for ten minutes at least.
She would be back on the road all too soon, leaving him even too much time for work. He also missed she wasn’t awake to tease him about it.
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