ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

ultimately kabru is just a man who can smell another man's daddy issues from 5 miles away

i'm so laiuspilled though i haven't watched something in so long where i'm just like yeah.... i would hang out with that guy. we could go fishing together

ok here's how i feel about dungeon meshi yaoi. i think labru would work in the short term (kabru is obsessed with studying the inner workings of laius' brain and also thighs and laius thinks he's a nice smart boy who listens) but would inevitably drive kabru insane like. he's gonna get tired of watching antscanada videos eventually and break up with him and date some like evil fantasy wall street twink who he thinks he can fix bc like... there's no fixing laius he's already perfect

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

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i love the original nimona comic but i literally cannot stand the disneyfied twinky designs of the movie like. i literally cannot look at either of those men all the fanart is so hunky with those ugly fucking haircuts and big wet doe eyes I DONT WANT TO SEE IT!!!!!!

posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too

ok whenever parents are like “haha yeah i don’t get why my kid is terrified of butterflies 🤪🙄” yeah sure they’re pretty colors but let’s not pretend they’re not still weird fucking huge bugs. that fly at you. don’t try to tell me that guy on the left isn’t some sort of creepie/crawlie

at the same time i think that some pieces of media seem too complete and like… cannot be placed in a homestuck au. like i think about making finn the human play sburb and it makes me sad

truly is it so sick and twisted to think homestuck aus are always fun. i want to know what their god tier would be. like what would gideon the ninth put in her sprite. how would laios dungeon meshi use alchemy. wait what would laios put in HIS sprite

i’ve been student teaching for a month now which means the kids are getting comfortable enough to start outing themselves to me now. nobody tells you this about being a gay teacher, but stem subject or not you are going to have to start supporting high school theater

if u guys care about me at all u will look at my pet caddisfly larvae blaine