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saltpepperbeard · 7 months

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"Oh, look. It's scowl-y face." [x]

UM LMAO. IZZY. AS IF YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING PLACE TO TALK???

#OFMD #OFMD Season 2 #OFMD S2 Spoilers #Edward Teach #LIKE SIR LMAO #I'LL KICK YOUR ASS #BE NICE TO HIM

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thatcringykid · 7 months

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I have just realized that the sea is owned by nobody.

I have made the decision that I am going to conquer the ocean and become the president of the sea. That is my new life goal.

#life goals #sea #ocean #shitpost #deep thoughts #this is genuine #don’t you dare call me delusional #i'll kick your ass #I'm gonna become the president of the sea #watch me

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maggotwithanf · 4 months

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a fun thing is my god damn food stamps card isn't here yet and it's been 3 months retroactive since I got approved so I have like 3 months' worth of grocery money somewhere in the mail, inaccessible to me

#i CANNOT SHAKE THIS FEELING THAT SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO END #SOMETHING. SOMEWHERE. IN MY LIFE. WHAT IS IT. WHAT #i know i sound like fucking Cassandra at this point but like HWAT IS IT.#i trust my gut and everything but i cannot for the life of me wrack my brain re: what it is. even disaster scenarios don't seem right #what. is wrong. with me.#maggotposts #edit: I hope what's about to end is this god damn cycle of god damn poverty i have been in for 5 years #you hear me universe #i'll kick your ass

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mrtequilasunset · 9 months

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Yeah Cuno Tell him about your stand, Cuno !

#local boy knows exactly which slur to call you #disco elysium #harry du bois #disco elysium art #cuno #cunoesse #cuno de ruyter #de #Harry on his way to kick a 12 year olds ass #I really dont care that you're a baby i'll snap your neck like a twig #my art

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pronoun-boy · 1 year

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the most DISGUSTING thing my husband has ever said to me was that Dalton Castle “wasn’t about being queer”

#my love #I'll kick your ass #WHAT are you TALKING ABOUT

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wildflowercryptid · 7 months

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i'm about to pass out at my desk, but have this stupid ass doodle i did before i go sleep.

#will i ever post drawings at a normal time of day? probably not #i keep giggling at this i draw the stupidest shit #i'm sorry for the tonal whiplash between this & my first kieran drawing akjsfjkdf #also i need to draw proper refs for mjverse florian & juliana #i'm growing very fond of them i love my silly field research obsessed son that keeps on having shit happen to him >>>#& his big sister that could and will kick your ass #i have one more goofy ass doodle i need to get out of my system w/ these 2 but then i'll draw some actual stuff for them #(expect some future au content soon 😏)#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #pkmn scarvio #trainer florian #pokemon florian #rival kieran #pokemon kieran #ogerpon #tealmaskshipping #ship : florian & kieran #chara : florian russel cavallari #chara : kieran hinoki #mjverse #🎨 : mj draws #sv dlc spoilers #scarvio spoilers

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pinkd3mon · 5 months

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can I just mention. That I was talking to my friend about taranza. And we came to the conclusions that-

A.) He's always high and nobody notices it.

And

B.) He's spiderman.

Do with this what you will.

Youre so right about the high thing and you should say it

#cw weed #Taranza #Magolor #susie #Kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #this is how he copes #what use is to have a garden if you don't have a Marijuana section #no comment on the spiderman thing #i mean yeah #btw im alive I've just finished my finals and college was kicking: my ass #hopefully I'll have more time to draw shit #I've seen your asks dw thank you all muah

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beanghostprincess · 2 months

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Seeing Sanji kick Luffy for the mere implication of Usopp leaving the crew is peak boyfriend behavior and if you told me they were actively dating back then I would believe you.

And I am a sucker for secret relationships, okay? It's one of my favorite tropes. But they're not dating in secret because they feel ashamed or embarrassed or whatever. They just want to keep it to themselves for a while as something only theirs, which is good too.

But of course, when Water 7 happens and Sanji is clearly way more affected by Luffy's words implying Usopp could leave than anybody else... If you see it in this concept of these two dating in secret... It just hits harder. Because Sanji can't explicitly say "Don't you dare say that to my boyfriend ever again" but what he can do is kick Luffy for it.

I talk about this a lot, actually, but I don't care. I've been thinking about it more lately. Water 7 happening but nobody knows they're dating. Nobody. Not even Nami, as surprising as it sounds. And when Usopp and Luffy fight... Usopp doesn't have anyone but Sanji doesn't either because he can't tell anyone why Usopp leaving would hurt him more.

I can imagine Sanji making a whole deal out of it and somebody going "We're all worried for him" and Sanji saying "It's not the same" but regretting it immediately because now everybody wonders what the hell he meant by that.

#i just absolutely love angst sometimes #when usopp comes back to them i am so sure sanji doesn't let go of him #he takes him by the hand and pulls him into the kitchen and closes it with lock and key and he spends all week cuddling with him #no words actually just sanji holding onto usopp like a koala with tears in his eyes and going 'don't leave again or i'll kick your ass'#one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso #water 7

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explodingstarlight · 1 year

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The need to quantitate has put center stage // Regret, remorse, regard // Crazed and calm with a sinner's psalm /lyr

(alt versions under the line)

i'm indecisive so these exist too <3

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dolokhoded · 6 months

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what's the buzz, tell me what's a-happening ???

#jesus chris superstar #not really this is just dolokhoded bible. but the quote is jcs !#(well i mean it could be. its not any specific production anyways.)#judas iscariot #he's the only one i tag always #but everyone's there. all the apostles plus magdalene and joanna and susanna though you can't see them very well #im not religious just insane.jpg #remember when i had an art tag #i SAID im gonna draw something proper and i DID IT OKAY #LOOK AT JOHN !!!!!!! OBSESSED WITH HIM !#my normal john design is much lamer but in this weird 70ish but not really in any real timeline 'verse he KICKS ASS #i was going for like. green eyed blonde baby cherub with him anyways but it really popped off with this specific design he's the only one i #changed so much between the two verses.#cause he looked so lame.#this is going to get less notes that like. the stupidest most half assed art i've done for fandoms that actually exist but im going to try #and not care. its fine. its fine #oh sorry for how shit the quality is btw. youre never going to get good camera quality here at tumblr dot com slash dolokhoded lol im #so broke . maybe i'll try to fix it someday.

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ask-gorgonzolatheclown · 1 year

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I see you've got some uh... rat problems?

" Oh my anonymous little friend, watch this. "

thump thump thump thump THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP

" Oh he's- "

" TI FACCIO UN CULO COSÌ, YOU LITTLE RAT! "

" A teddy bear I swear. Also I'm learning new phrases in Italian every day! But in all seriousness, I'm worried sometimes I'm gonna get a vacation through the cheese grater, but really, he's just a swell guy with... some anger issues. "

#translation: I'll make your ass this big #its an italian phrase #that to my understanding #is a fancy way of saying im gonna kick your ass #not me spending time to find fancy ways to insult people in italian not me #peppino spaghetti #peppino #pizza tower #the noise #noise #pizza tower oc #Cheesed to meet you~!

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aleatoryw · 3 months

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both keto (high fat no carbs) and low-fat high carb diets are nonsensical to me because clearly carbs and fats were meant to be enjoyed together. pasta with creamy sauce. bread slathered in butter or peanut butter. cookies. this is a no brainer.

#anti diet #if any of you comment on this about how both are meant to be enjoyed ~in moderation~ I'll kick your ass #and i have those converse with the inch thick rubber lifts in the soles so it'll fucking hurt too

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lotus-pear · 3 months

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