i know abby doesn’t smoke weed in canon and while i’m on the side of her not being one, i myself am a stoner girlie and i picture her being pretty chill with it. she’s so the girlfriend to go to the dispensary to buy you a surprise oz or a cartridge or an edible you’ve been interested in trying! and she’s great at catering to every need high!you wants. whether that’s cuddles, painting, kissing, playing a game, even making a entire meal!!! one time you guys even cleaned the whole house, music blasting from the living room stereo

if you’re trying something a little intense, damn does she make a good tripsitter <3 though she doesn’t partake a lot she does enjoy the things you do, say, and the way you move. she has several videos of you where she’s laughing behind the camera asking you to “repeat what you just said for me, baby?” followed by you exaggerating an “i saiddddd…” before you tell her the most ridiculous thing she’s ever heard — but also you’re kinda right?

sometimes she’ll catch you just staring at her. you’re eyes are droopy but your face has a look of concentration on it. she asks you what you’re looking at and all you can say is “you’re like sooo pretty, you know that?” in the most genuine tone that makes abby’s cheeks and ears burn red. it gets her every time.

and you know how everything is more,,, intense when you’re high. well that makes abby’s touch even more special. she puts her hands up the back of your shirt, scratching lightly, and goddamn does it feel so good. goosebump rising good. you let out a whine at the sensation and abby can feel you shiver. “you okay?” she asks. “yeah m’fine. just feels good.” she laughs in response and presses a kiss to your temple.

not misha giving me a heart attack on a random monday afternoon

Guitar time with @riffraffmanwhore

I saw this for the first time today, and all I could picture is if Rick met Morty for the first time when Morty was 4. So I used my almost non existent drawing skills to make this so I’m pretty proud of how it turned out.

no but imagine how GOOD a fic would be if it was entirely inspired by lana’s lyric: “dear god when i get to heaven please let me bring my man, when he calls tell me that you’ll let him in, father tell me if you can.” good girl!y/n and bad boy!h. she returns as a fallen angel or smth

I just had a moment where I forgot everything about tf2 and then I saw the tag “team fortress 2” on a post and it all came rushing back to me in like .1 seconds. Re-experiencing the joy of brand new hyperfixation like it’s the first time

I wish to be rn lokey

Huh?

do you think 001 is ever like listening to the kids and stuff talking about him and saying “vecna” and he’s just sitting there like bitch who tf is vecna cause i know damn well i’m not him

The trick is for $10 Fallout Boy tickets for the last anon is to see them in 2002

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i need like a really pretty girl with freckles and a love for literature and she has to braid her hair and maybe she also happens to like to weight lift and she could get me back into weightlifting and we could go on coffee dates that turn into book store dates and we could pick up random books and read aloud the first line we see in them to see who finds the best one and it’ll be okay that she likes dogs and i like cats cause cats and dogs live together all the time!!! and she totally has to have a passion for helping people and is so brave it could kill her (metaphorically) and when she smiles it light up the whole room but she hides it (what makes you beautiful by one direction plays) but i can help her be confident in her weird and wonderful ways and we can make stupid jokes that no one gets except us and it makes us laugh no matter how long it’s been and her name has to be like abby anderson or i’ll die

but like that’s ever gonna happen

niki would do this

I’M LOSING MY MIND 😭😭😭😭

Me: what does a giraffe say?

7 year old: kazoo

Me: no, what does it say, not where do they live

7: Oh! Psh, they say giraffe giraffe!

what the fuck even is gender

Me: /thinks about part 5/

Me:

Me: /gets hungry/

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