“They’re idiots, your honor.”

- me, completely delighted, to my roommate immediately after watching Etho & Joel interact in Joel’s HC10E6

"ur so negative!" shut the fuck up honey.

https://tinyurl.com/2p94shmw

if this is fucking benadryl.

*coughs him up and throws his sorry ass in the nearest dumpster*

“you can just take guns to music concerts in the united states” some of these bitches need to never speak again and i’m so serious about that.

WE FINALLY GET ANIMATED ILLUMANTI SHIMA CONTENT IN JANUARY

Some of you should try looking at the real world sometimes. "Skinny men (actually skinny, not twinks) who are feminine are a beauty standard ://// where's the love for my bigger hairier masc dudes" what world do you live in where masculine men are deemed an ugly minority and not the average. Not the desired. "Gnc queers get love but straights don't :/// it's not just gay men/lesbians that get to be gender non confirming!!!" WHAT world so you live in where it's acceptable for queer people to be like that. As if gay men don't get harassed and killed for "looking like women" or daring to not be masculine. As if women are allowed to freely shop on the male sections and "look like men" without being insulted or assaulted. WHAT world do you live in.

Some people are so corroded by the binary code on their devices they forgot the real world is not, in fact, a bubble made of equally socially reserved people who get all their information from fandom wank circles.

WHY WOULD YOU LET THE DOOR SHUT BETWEEN YOU YOU BIG IDIOT

Always with the fucking laundry huh. What's that about.

today i dressed as castiel for halloween and on our way to mcdonalds a giant fucking motorized shopping cart passes by and a person who looked like a humanized can of monster energy yelled "IS THAT CASTIEL??!!" at me and did this 🤟🤟

Me: why can't Zahn just describe this character??

Zahn when he describes men:

“It’s been several months of warnings across the practice, but we’re still experiencing a rash of missed punches.”

MAYBE IF Y’ALL MOTHERFUCKERS DIDN’T HAVE ONE CLOCK FOR PAY AND ONE CLOCK FOR ATTENDANCE, WE WOULDN’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM

If I loose my N plushy in the mail because I fucked up my own address I’m gonna pop a vein.

my paranoia will be the death of me one day

One hour of the guy jacking off about how dope his class and subject is before even considering to touch on the subject of his class

Is Tumblr not in chronological order for other people on iOS...