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phantom-of-the-ruckus · 2 months

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I forgot i had his note from a WIP 😭😭😭😭

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fleshadept · 2 years

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the love story being so central to our flag means death really is mindblowing. i haven’t stopped thinking about it for months. it is, to its core, a romance. that was the point. the queer romance wasn’t written in in the second or third season because the fandom picked up on the homoeroticism and made a ship popular. it wasn’t added in because the fans demanded it or because the actors pushed for it later on it wasn’t forced into slowburn by a network it was there the whole time.

when stede showed ed his secret closet that was on purpose an allegory, when they shared the marmalade bread that was romantic intentionally, when they rowed away from the burning party boat and ed was looking at stede that was him FALLING IN LOVE . that's how it was WRITTEN. ed really actually leaned in and almost kissed stede in the moonlight scene. and then. they actually kissed! like i know this is months old news now but i can’t get over how fucking different this feels to other queer romances i’ve seen. it is the core and central plot of the show and it’s beautiful. it’s funny it’s cute it’s heartwarming it’s GOOD. they did it.

#i cannot emphasize how good it feels to have a queer story #at all first of all #but also a queer romance that didn't require the writers/network to be held at gunpoint for several seasons before allowing it to happen #comparing it to hannibal is interesting because hannibal was very much trying to be an openly queer story it was just airing on NBC #from 2013-2015 #so they couldn't #but even that wasn't planned until later on like it wasn't MEANT to be queer from the beginning #i have said before this show healed a part of my soul #sorry guys i'm emo today!#cricket chirps #just like. i knew they kissed when i STARTED the show and even then i refused to look at the obviously romantic scenes as romantic!!!#because so many fucking shows play it off as a joke or use it as queerbait or WHATEVER #ofmd #our flag means death #5k

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izazley · 1 month

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you guys ever think about how cool it would be to see characters with a song that you KNOW fits them . but you can't seem to figure out how to draw that character so you have to pray that someone else has the same train of thought of you . or it is just me

#I'll probably draw this later though so it's whatever #I just can't draw rn #but .#I need someone to draw P1 Dude with ANY of the final 8 songs from NIN's The Downward Spiral #Except Reptile . idk about that one #and of course A Warm Place is just instrumental so not that . but you know what I meant right #but like please #need #NIN #Nine Inch Nails #Postal #Postal 1 #Postal Dude #half joking #thanks love you

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watzuu-lmk · 1 year

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I think wukong would be the type to look at macaque whenever someone makes a joke to see if he laughs

#He tries to be subtle abt it but you can see his shoulders relax and the tiniest twitch of a smile #When he was young he never thought it a risk that he'd never hear his laugh ever #Its him and macaque forever. So long as he's alive and around he'll never run dry of his mirth #It wasnt until centuries later. In pigsy's shop. When tang made the most ridiculous joke known to man #When macaque made an ugly snort did he realize how long he's gone without hearing his laugh and how he missed it dearly #Jesus christ i made him sound like a simp i swear this is meant to be melancholic #shadowpeach

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ccbatman · 19 days

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I once said that I thought Steph would make a great Black Canary, and I still think that's one of the realest takes I've ever had.

Like, this moment seared itself into my head and never faded:

{ Robin 80-Page Giant }

#stephanie brown #dinah lance #spoiler #black canary #me learning about how dinah lost her cry which was as much BULLSHIT as steph's death btw okay hold on i need to get this out of my system #because they had to nerf her SO HARD for that to make sense and it STILL DIDNT BECAUSE ?????? SHE'S THE BLACK CANARY???? THAT GUY WAS A #NOBODY WITH A KNIFE ARE YOU JOKING??? and then the story that follows isnt even really ABOUT dinah it's about ollie and im so. ohhhh my god #JUST like how steph's death was largely brished aside to deal with bruce and jason's angst like. yeah i wanted there to be angst but it #wouldve been nice if it had been about HER for more than five seconds. honestly im so mixed about her death and return tbh. the way they #went about her passing was so weirdly inconsistent through the issues that bruce managing to get her to leslie in time does make sense but #then they do that weird thing with leslie and it's like ???? wha???? i go back and forth on how i feel about steph's return. on one hand i #love how she comes back more focused and stronger largely by her own means but on the other i did want #... something. i wanted her to be angry a bit longer and to deal with the complicated emotions between her 'failing' and bruce's 'failing'#and what that meant for her now. idk i love her batgirl run but it wouldve been nice if she had a bit more space to grieve herself.#anyway later in this issue dinah agrees to mentor steph for a bit and her rules are pretty much the same as bruce's when he made her robin #and if dinah had mentored steph instead of bruce she never would've died ok send tweet #wjshshsk #i love the panels of them looking at each other. dinah looking into steph's eyes and recognising the look in them.#i love how she smiles at stephanie both times. it's so gentle and kind. ily black canary #love posting on blogs where no one follows me. i can just say shit #comic ref #freya talks comics

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fictional-worlds-are-exquisite · 3 months

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im going to kill the next person that responds yes to this or that question

IF I ASK YOU IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH THE PACKAGING OR PRODUCT THE ANSWER IS NEVER 'YES'

IF I SAY DO YOU WANT TO MEET IN THE MORNING OR AFTERNOON YOU CANT SAY YES

stop it. STOP ITTTTTTT.

#in a joke format knock yourself out #every other context do not say yes. Do not. Atop it. Stop #Now I have to email you back to ask which one you meant or if you meant both #And then I have to wait for a reply to do anything #JUST TELL ME WHIXH ONE OR SAY BOTH #It honestly would be fine if people responded regularly but it'll be like 5 hours later oh oops i meant the first one #like nah. nahhhhhh. we could've resolved ghis FIVE HOURS AGO #I've had it

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joshuaalbert · 11 months

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another thing I do wish had at least come up in ds9 while talking about the bajoran faith is the idea of just like. secular bajorans. I think the way they’re written that’s kind of ‘everyone just believes in the religion and that’s it’ is honestly a little flat? but I think there would be people who have a very complicated relationship with the prophets, who maybe didn’t believe in them before the events of the show and now maybe they have to but they think of them more as the wormhole aliens rather than gods, or just don’t believe (anymore, if they once did) that they should be worshipped because they allowed the events of the occupation to happen. but that wouldn’t mean entirely disengaging from the practices of religion as a community thing, or as comfort in times of need bc sometimes that sense of ritual can be a good one, who still wear the earring not so much as a sign of faith but just as a sign of being bajoran and being connected to their people.

idk not to sound like I’m overexplaining secular approaches to an ethnoreligion when that’s a lot of people’s lived experience but I’m just kind of thinking about what it would look like in this context, and I don’t know that it ever would have been a whole plotline but I think a mention could have been interesting. maybe something as small as rearranging duty schedules and it’s something that would interfere with religious services, but a couple specific bajorans are willing to take that because they’re not religious, and it’s a one line mention (which is the kind of thing ds9 often did well so it would feel natural), but it makes them a little less homogenous as a species.

#i don't really count the pah wraith cult for depth honestly like. it's never really about them #sometimes I feel like the show dropped the ball a little on bajorans other than kira and winn #like people always joke about how boring bareil and shakaar are and then idk that anyone else really gets talked about #and even if you expand to other shows you get ro laren and sito jaxa but let’s be real it’s mostly me talking about the latter #the few one-offs on voy don’t really have much going on (which is a bummer it would have been nice to have a recurring maquis bajoran)#and idk about later shows really but the prequel types won’t have anything so. idk.#I think just. adding a little more individuality in terms of things like faith could have helped the perception a little?#idk this became a grander statement than it was meant to be I’m really just rambling #and now im trying to tie it back together and i really cannot. good luck.#san rant #im sure this is a post someone else has already made but im always just doing whatever.

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spookyscarycreepydollgirl · 5 months

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NSFW Warning: This contains people mentioning having sex. They do not have sex in this, but it is mentioned that they did. Honestly not sure how required this warning is in this case but I’m not taking any chances.

Bastion: *brooding after having sex with Ida for the first time*

Ida: *tired but staying awake to address whatever angsty nonsense this is* “Hey you, that’s a very thinky frown”

Bastion: “Ida, what are we?”

Ida: *hums* “Good question, well I’m squatting in your freaky death house and you’re trying to eat me sooo Tom and Jerry?”

Bastion: “I only meant that we just had sex”

Ida: *drily* “So did Tom and Jerry.”

Bastion: *fretting* “I really like you.” Ida: “Yep, that’s been made very clear.”

Bastion: “But I want to eat you”

Ida: “Also, been made pretty clear.”

Bastion: “And I would like to do this with you again”

Ida: “Me too actually.”

Bastion: *crescendo of fretting* “But Ida, if I caught you, I would still devour you, in fact I feel hungrier for you now than I did before.”

Ida: “Mn, creepy, but I’ll allow it”

Bastion: *finally notices that Ida is being smart with him* “Ida I get the distinct impression that you aren’t taking this conversation particularly seriously”

Ida: “Bastion, we just fucked.”

Bastion: “Language.”

Ida: *sticks tongue out* “I am tired and the post coitus fuzzies aren’t going to make my input on this any sounder but: I’ve never actually felt safe, at any point in my life, not really, so if you’re worried I’ve misread the danger you pose, then you’re wrong, I don’t trust you to not be a predator Bastion, but…*intertwines her hand with his* I am trusting you with this.”

Bastion: “This” *spoken reverently* “I want this so badly Ida, but what if tomorrow is the day I catch you?”

Ida: *reaches out with other hand and boops his nose* “I think you’re getting ahead of yourself spider boy, but, on the off chance you get very very lucky, I’m not going to hold your true nature against you.”

Bastion: “Could you perhaps promise that? I know humans are not as bound by these things as Fae, but it would comfort me to hear you promise.”

Ida: *rolls eyes* “Bastion, I promise not to hold you trying to eat me or succeeding at eating me against you just because we’ve had sex”

Bastion: “It’s silly I know, I want to devour you, but I do not want to betray you or hurt you. I thought to keep how I felt a secret from you. When I realised I loved you, I was ashamed of myself, I have always been greedy, hunger has ever been my nature, but to want your heart and affection, even though I could never resist devouring you, it seemed a degree of selfishness outrageous even to me”

Ida: “Well, I won’t say it’s not greedy, but I will say I don’t really mind” *yawns*

Bastion: “Ida?”

Ida: *sleepily* “Yes Bastion?”

Bastion: “If I catch you can I still kiss you? Can I hold you gently before I eat you? Can I address you warmly even when you are digesting inside me?

Ida: “Sure Bastion” *yawns* “I don’t see mnn why not…” *falls asleep*

Bastion: “…” *holds her tightly*

#Not sure if canon I just wanted to do the dialogue equivalent of that one couple meme.#monster/human #spider fae #my ocs #Discussed fatal vore #Pred who can’t not want to eat Prey struggling with the fact they love Prey #Ida really exposing her internet history with that Tom and Jerry joke.#pred/prey relationship #they had sex and Bastion frets about it #I can’t write sex yet so this really probably isn’t canon. More like just me playing around with the characters.#Does it count as monster fucking if it’s the human avatar?#vore talk #in the sense that they are talking about it #I am not talking about it I’m just writing their dialogue.#I think I’ve used the tag this way before.#What Was Said: Can I still treat you romantically even if I eat you?#What Was Meant: Am I truly allowed to love you even though I am a monster?#What Ida’s Tired Mind Heard: The first one #She’ll figure out the second one later. When she isn’t sleepy.#Monster/Human Romance #Discussed Romantic Vore #The issue for Bastion isn’t really that they had sex #It’s that sex is a sign of closeness and affection and Bastion is incapable of not wanting to eat her.#Essentially he’s worried he’s leading her on or setting her up to feel betrayed.#As paradoxical as it might seem he both wants to devour her and does not want to hurt her.

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mwagneto · 11 months

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yknow i suddenly understand why i always felt stupid in the gravity falls/steven universe/etc fandoms while everyone around me made theories and guessed every plot twist ahead of time it's coz i was 11 and didn't speak english but all the twists are actually extremely easy to guess. like im watching ToH now and it's like ah everything is so obvious fr the reason why those reddit incels and their theories seemed smart is because they were watching shows meant for children

#LIKE CMAWNNN 90% OF THE CLUES ARE LITERALLY WRITTEN RIGHT THERE ON THE SCREEN #and the rest is so obvious too idk i dont think it's a problem coz again it's meant for children it's just #such an eye opening moment like damn it's not that these ppl were geniuses it's just that they #were watching shows made for ppl my age that are only slightly more complicated than dora the explorer #SU too like all the twists are extremely well foreshadowed and sometimes outright said out loud as a #throwaway joke that turns out to be true later i just didnt get it coz i didnt know a single word in english lmaooo😭#this isnt a dig btw i dont mind children's cartoons being obvious i mean they're meant for children #i just find it rly funny in hindsight #the owl house #gravity falls #steven universe

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tigirl-and-co · 10 months

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Unpopular opinion but I VASTLY prefer art of the characters as their actual bird selves to anime boy art. I'm into HB for the world building and how the human x bird logistics play out (and that sweet sweet lifespan difference) I do not care about the pretty anime boys doing anime boy things.

#titi talks #hatoful boyfriend #it's one of the reasons i never got into the later stuff #WHERE is hiyoko WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER #she didn't go Through All That just to be ignored by the fanbase #my beloved hunter gatherer and her funny ape affection towards these rather large birds #like FINALLY an otome protagonist with a lil personality! (even if the game was originally meant as a joke lol)#obviously this is not to shit on the people who are in it for anime boy action #but i love the stupid bird shit like Bean Day #ALSO I GOT OVER MY FEAR OF BIRDS IN ORDER TO BE IN THIS FANDOM #I LEARNED HOW TO DRAW BIRDS TO BE HERE

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couthbbg · 4 months

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sometimes I think the announcers have the lb up on an intern’s screen somewhere, mining for the takes, the jokes, the unbearable wit

#they do tend to make our jokes several min later js all I’m saying #leafs lb #EDIT: I MEANT UNBEATABLE but that’s sooo much funnier and also real

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itwoodbeprefect · 1 year

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i don't have a point here except ???, but i realized today that starsky & hutch episode the psychic a) was written by micheal mann of (among many other things) classic crime thriller heat fame, and b) contains a baffling amount of (references to) crossdressing. it's one of the two episodes that opens with starsky and hutch chasing a guy in a dress (which gives us the "well i don't know, you('d) look rather nice in basic black and pearls" starsky-to-hutch line), later on they interrupt a robbery being committed by ANOTHER guy in a dress (and grey wig, posing as an old lady - presumably with the intent to disguise his identity rather than express some part of it, but who knows), and THEN they meet a hot lady mechanic who among many fast lines says to starsky "i'm really a basketball player in drag. whatever turns you on, honey" (interestingly timely, considering starsky's earlier comment about hutch). and finally, not entirely related but also not unrelated, there's these people at a laundromat hutch hits up on his mad phone chase at the end of the episode:

so yeah. ???.

#haven't revisited this episode in a long time (if ever?) because maybe-THIS-psychic-is-REAL plots... are not among my favorite #(due south has an episode very similar to this and i'm blaming starsky and hutch for it. c'mon guys.)#but!! everything else about this episode is FUN actually!! slightly wacky lots of great s&h interaction and oooh that chase at the end #but i just. what's with this one thing. is this an attempt to be clever with a theme? as in. deception maybe. or you don't know what's real #or a kinder interpretation: there are things you may not understand in this world but that doesn't mean they're not true for someone else?#or is it meant as a recurring joke? is it literally pure coincidence?#did michael mann even write that first scene or did it come from the other episode that uses it and just got tacked on here #which suddenly makes this episode seem like it's Doing something when it wasn't supposed to #i have! many questions! among which is. why the hell was starsky in such a bad mood. what happened #... are you telling me he's psychic too and he had a deep dark feeling hutch was going to almost die later on?#i feel like i need to make a psych reference here but i haven't watched enough of the show to be clever about it. 🍍 i guess #*#starsky and hutch

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feisaru · 9 months

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What makes Fei so special to me is - among other things - that despite all the wacky shit that happened to him, he still has it in his heart to be kind. To genuinely smile. To care. To actually stay even if leaving would be the quick fix

#what i meant with staying is btw that he had the choice to turn his back on saru for good. but instead he chose to believe in him #he left feida so he could save him & so they could be together later in future they were not originally granted later on #*in a future #this aint all there is to it BUT this is supposed to be just a silly small post. no need to get carried away #this is a fei appreciation account i love him #i love him so mucg #*shoving saru out the way while adjusting my tie*#wanna marry me fei #k all jokes aside traits i associate with fei are also the ones i value in people i meet irl #good and less good equally ig #fei is also very nuanced but this aint about that today #and hes perceptive and-#saru grrrs #look at me using the queue eh #wow im very sappy

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doctorweebmd · 3 months

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woke up in middle of the night and couldn’t fall back asleep so went downstairs for sleep hygiene reasons

You’re supposed to do something boring so I decided to reread the path to paradise cause like what’s more boring than reading something you literally wrote

An hour later I’m like, ‘damn. It’s like it was written just for me………. This bitch knows what is up…….’ And literally read through chapter 6 ☠️

#also glad I did it because there are some details in the earlier chapters that I meant to bring up later but forgot about…..#another shoutout to tptp the most woefully underrated fic I’ve written #simply too nuanced for the average audience I guess 👄💅#shoutout to the people reading you. you’re so sexy how does it feel to be smarter than everyone else #I joke of course………….#mostly

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gayforclout · 6 months

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looking up photos of butches for visual references but i keep passing out because of how horny i am

#for legal purposes if you know me irl this is a joke #i had to give up on google bc it was just giving me like ruby rose lookalikes and that's it and hey she's hot for sure #but i meant like butch butch. fat and undeniably dykey butch. u know #idk if this is too spicy for main i may delete it later if i get embarrassed lol #butch #lesbian #queer

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rotzaprachim · 6 months

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people who made massive אנדור fandom posts happily blogging away pro imperialism tankies like apas or brendanicus and outright antisemites like rad1ofreederry it’s like is all this cosplay to you? A joke to you? I no not to trust fandom but the whole thing feels really sick

#Delete later #this is my Ms spektor moment. Idk. I think he meant well but the joke dluna made about the sneakers kind of bothered me #You watched a whole fucking imperialism bad show and now you’re reblogging imperialism becwuse it’s not us imperialism #You watched 3 episodes on the Shoah and are now reblogging protocols level antisemitism. I’mmmmm

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