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wip wednesday <3 :)
hello friends :) happy wednesday, hope you are well! happiest of birthdays to my babygirl Alex Claremont-Diaz, love you endlessly my beautiful big brained bisexual disaster with a heart of gold
thank you to @jellibuns @junebugclaremontdiaz @violetbaudelaire-quagmire @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @piratefalls @bigassbowlingballhead @leojfitz @ships-to-sail @suseagull04 @dragonflylady77 @kiwiana-writes @onthewaytosomewhere @wordsofhoneydew @priincebutt @magicandarchery @leaves-of-laurelin @eusuntgratie @duchessdepolignaca03 @saturntheday @itsmaybitheway @captainjunglegym @indestructibleheart @oxfordslutphase @tailsbeth-writes for the tags this week and on sunday :)
here's a snip from a tiny spy au coming this week if i can wrangle these men into submission:
“I'm serious, Alex. No theatrics. Certainly no blood. What's the code for trouble?”
“Barracuda.”
Henry clicks his tongue. “Too many syllables for my taste.”
“Your name is too many syllables for my taste, yet you don't see me complaining.”
“Touché.” He grasps Alex's shoulder, taking a long look into Alex's eyes. Henry's body is serene, but his eyes are always his tell for Alex. They're cloudy, tense; murky waters. “Be careful, please. We both know how dangerous these men are. Manu is unpredictable, even as the mafia equivalent of a middle manager.”
“Aw, worried about me, sweetheart?” Alex grins, but it's a little unsteady, faltering at the edges. “Henry. This is easy. And if I’m lucky, no dicks will have to come out.” He laughs, but there’s no humor in it. He really, really doesn’t want any dicks out this time. “See you in five, okay?” He squeezes Henry's arm, then slips out of the supply closet. Back to work.
xoxo roop
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#fic: sexually charged wrestling#roop writes#i wrote this for shits and gigs#there is no nutritional value#there is no purpose#it is just Vibes#do not look too closely at the plot or the body parts please#i am just a little guppy doing my best in a big ocean#and limbs are so hard to wrangle#i have so much respect for writers of action and smut GODDAMN#how do y'all keep track of bodies bro...they just love to go all over the place willy nilly!!!!!#they're just flying all over the fucking place#how does one keep track of hands and legs#let alone DICKS????????#granted there are zero dicks out in this fic#but it is not encouraging for my smut journey i gotta be so real#anyway#see y'all on ao3 this week afjsldfjkalsd hope you enjoy#I'm never writing spy or action shit again fajsdlfkjals lemme just go reread nova baby for the 600th time like a normal person#wip wednesday
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Imma be honest with you chief this week has not been fun. At all
#oh boy i had a terrible three days time to go tell my tumblr followers about it!#ah no but jokes aside y'all.#i started my job on monday and i actually like it so far!#i haven't done any actual work or anything quite yet cause its all onboarding at the moment#but so far so good! all my colleges are lovely#so you might ask why is this one of the worst weeks of my life? two words#FOOD. POISONING.#this shit is straight up EVIL#im doing better today thank god but yesterday??? omfg#“look im being uber dramatic here but when am i not to be fair”#But seriously#ill try not to go into too much detail but. 10 hrs. yeah.#my throat feels like someone has shoved a metal ball down it#i havent eaten anything today#and I'm missing two days of training over this 😭#this is so embarrassing first week on the job and boom food poisoning knocks me out for two of them#im gonna be the food poisoning guy 😭#i hope y'all are having a better time than i am
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Was supposed to write a quick fic of less than 5k words for @brainrot-has-overtaken-me prompt. So tell me why I just finished it and this happened
#I can't believe it#but then again#I can#I have had the HARDEST time keeping this short when it comes to this Advent Month#Like it's been a struggle#so idk why#I thought this would be short too#ahh well#I'm sure there are those at are giddy that it's longer#y'all better like this one#it's different than what y'all are used to#but I adore it sooooo much#spoiler#but I hope ya'll love Minks as much as I do#that's a person
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Every so often I dip into transformers fanfic (specifically bayverse) just because the concept of giant shape-shifting mechanical immortal robots just slaps so hard. All of the fics get so close but never quite scratch the itch I want, so here.
Cybertronian Sam Witwicky, vessel of the Allspark
A seeker, naturally, but I haven't decided on alts yet. Or a name (I like Rubicon, because of the doorway/point of no return/on a knifes edge between two worlds meaning and.. Also because the Allspark kinda looks like a rubics cube lmao)(but it doesn't sound quite right and I'd like to lean more into the idea of sacrifice maybe?)(or maybe something celestial or mythical for the space/alien/spark=stars metaphor... Apollo?).
I haven't seen it done, but I really like the idea of the Allspark using its own material to create the cybertronian body, given the total lack of actual resources it has (and needs). This would give Sam a very unique bronze/gold protoform instead of the usual grey/black metal, and eyes/optics the colour of sparks. The feather horn things were meant to be a lot smaller, but that was the smallest they got! And idk, I've grown to like them. A little nod to his organic origins. And the circles are supposed to be extra eyes. The boots I was delighted to find, they blend so well with the body and make it look like he's not bare lol. Because hero forge isn't quite that free with design (yet), please imagine a couple wheels by his ankles he can drop down to rollerblade on.
I had a ton of fun with the colours, I think it's my best one from scratch yet! It was so hard to keep from adding too much detail or clothing, and I did struggle with the sheer bulk of a typical cybertronian build. The pauldrons and scarf help with that, but he's intended to be pretty slight compared to the average anyway. In every continuity they're so, so bulky ToT. I might tinker with the proportions now I've finished the model! The spear... Well I'm a sucker for staffs, but it's not a cybertronian weapon unless it can slice or shoot something, preferably while transforming into something else. This one is also a laser gun, very energy intensive if you're not hooked into an infinite power source lmao. He's got a few emergency cannons in his arms, because... Why not?
Man, now I've made him, I want to write something for him so much... Must resist, must resist...
#transformers#transformers bayverse#sam witwicky#autobots#cybertronian#cybertron#hero forge#There's a lot of headcanons in here I've picked up from fics but I do want to hit up the wikis later#I love the idea of scarfs and head pieces being the only external decor everything else goes directly on the body#transformers cybertron#Cybertron would have a huge body mod scene fr#But I bet a huge part of the MEDICAL scene would be idiots putting unapproved stuff on themselves and it getting stuck/broken#When they turn into their alts XD.#DISTRACTED anyway I had a blast making this hope y'all enjoy it too#Cybertronian Sam Witwicky#3d model#3d art#I bet cybertronians who haven't been to earth look so different given their current forms are all reshuffled human vehicles#And their original alts would be so much smaller given human vehicles are 70% empty space#They really lucked out with vehicles and humans using them for transport. Like if they came in even a couple centuries ago...#The fact they're shapeshifters who can steal the forms of anything nearby of roughly the same mass and makeup is so so cool
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Ok Kira art !! Sorry the quality kinda sucks, anyway I love her so much. One of my top three riptide npcs fs
(do not repost!!)
Without shading and lighting layers under the cut v
#my art#please do not repost/trace/edit/copy/or claim#jrwi#jrwi riptide#jrwi kira#not gonna tag as spoilers cos i don't feel like it really is? but i can if y'all want me to#yes i know the gun is too big#and yes i know the pose is weird#I just wanted to draw her and design her to be a little more.. animal ig#i love her so much I really hope we get to see more of her#less of a hc or anything more of a wish but like;#since kenta is dead I'm kinda hoping she gets promoted to vice admiral#cos i think that would be cool#i dont think its gonna happen though since im pretty sure the other navy leaders are all ferins and will probably use this opportunity to#place another ferin in the highest rank#it'd be a big win for the pirates if someone like kira became a vice admiral though#anyway im rambling in tags ill shut up now
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so idk if anyone remembers anymore but some time ago I described a fic idea in the tags of a post (and then elaborated the idea in a later ask) regarding Olli/Aleksi falling for each other while still being in relationships respectively... yeah, I kinda ended up writing something based off that thought and I just uploaded the first chapter on AO3, I hope y'all will be cool about it 👉👈
#blind channel fanfiction#blind channel rpf#ollixallu#i probably should've added some more tags but i really just don't want to spoil anything too much 😭#please please please be nice i am so goddamn nervous about this fic#MASSIVE thanks to my pre-readers who i love so 💗#ugh i'm so terrible at promoting my own fics lol pls just take this out of my hands and do whatever you will with it#i know the premise of the fic may sound off-putting and/or sad but i hope you'll give it a chance anyway 🥺#ignore me constantly editing the tags of this post lol ANYWAY i forgot to mention that i've already written all 4 chapters#idk what the ideal posting schedule would be but sunday has often been posting day for me so...#this 1st chapter is quite short but the others are definitely longer and i want to give y'all enough time to read 💗#and idk maybe it's just me being a slow reader but i always get a little anxious if i can't keep up with an author's posting schedule 😭#kudos comments reblogs likes asks dms i'll take anything <3
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Everyone's talking about Wish right now.... The only thing I can say about WISH.......let's hope it's like a Frozen 1 type thing. Where the trailers were ABSOLUTE ASS but then the film turned out really good. TT0TT
I mean.....there is a difference between the two. While the west got weird trailers that didn't matter for Frozen (Olaf vs Sven carrot thing), JPN and other countries got trailers that actually showcased the plot and drama in an interesting way.... And Wish.....well...... Wish at least gives us a villain and a part of an argument.....and I can't see that argument leading anywhere.....great tbh. So maybe not the best comparisons but let's hope for the Frozen 1 vibe!
Anyway I'm not liking what I'm seeing so far, but I'm hoping its better than the ass disaster Frozen 2 and Ralph 2 were. ;w;
#silly talks#disney#WISH#frozen#as frozen's first fan and the one that didn't care the trailers were ass......my heart goes out to Wish fans rn kldjsafkljsaf#'silly that's pretty bold of you to consider yourself THE FIRST frozen fan-" i drove that damn bandwagon y'all just jumped on later#no really around 2009-2010 i remember looking at the Snow Queen disney page wikipedia page to see if it finally got taken off of hiatus she#*off the hiatus shelf#i remember the damn day the announced Dinsey would take a crack a the Snow Queen adaptation again#then when they announced Kristen Bell for a character (super estatic cause i wanted to hear her singing even more after watching Veronica m#*after watching veronica mars)#The Snow Queen has been a fav fairy tale of mine since i was a baby so yeah I was excited to say the least TT0TT#and yeah 5 seconds into the movie (the day it released mind you! yes I was there I remember how dead the theater was) i was like 'I love it#I ended the movie and wanted to go back in too i loved it that much#safe to say I was BLOWN AWAY by how much OTHERS loved it esp after everyone was bitching abt it leading up to that film TT0TT#anyway love frozen 1 it's my fav#hate frozen 2 it's hot garbage I never felt more lied to by trailers than this movie holy shit#i'm like 8 rants away from writing a complete dissertation on how Frozen 2 completely misunderstood Frozen 1 in it's entirety#(note: I dont think F1 is perfect nor do I think it's a masterpiece I just happen to love it a lot uwu)#anyway I hope wish has a similar thing (sleeper hit release part....not a shitty sequel part)
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soooo. that new big time rush album huh
#how we feeling today rushers (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧#also yes i've come back from the dead just to post abt this like. i owe this blog *this much* at least ykyk#anyway its like 3 in the morning here and ive just woken up after a vv long and exhausting day yesterday so this was a pleasant surprise :>#i haven't really listened to it in full yet bc idk adhd things but when the mood hits right y'all know i'll be VIBING#i never talked abt it but waves and can't get enough were great earworms so i'm excited to see how the rest of the songs will turn out#also hope everyone's doing well here on the btr side of tumblr hehe y'all been absolutely fed this year <3#is this gonna be allen's 2k23 tumblr comeback??? nah prob not i'm too in love with the fooo conspiracy atm but hey maybe also who knows 👀#(*heckler from the back of the audience* NO ONE CARES ABOUT U AND UR TRASH CONTENT IDIOT STFU FOREVER ACTUALLY!!!!!)#but yep. life has been fuck work has been a headache and so many unwanted tragic plot twists this year. but at least we got new btr lezzgo!#also happy pride month y'all!!! just saying this for absolutely no rhyme or reason related to this post at all wdym lmao ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯#okay thats all promise i'll shush now and it's time for old grampa to disappear into the darkest recesses of the internet yet again hejdååå#btr#big time rush#another life#album#stop it forever#lmao i hardly remember my dumbass blog tags;;; it's for the best hdbfkgk
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Hey, so, if you wanna see more than just Frenrey from me, you could always like. send me prompts or something.
Can't promise I'll do them but I have no brain and no ideas aside from a few exceptions, one of them being frenrey.
or if it's bothering you that much you could always just... block the tag?
thanks.
#hey btw i fucking love boomer and honestly i think i like them MORE than frenrey- i just never have any ideas in my head for them#i'm more neutral towards sodashipping but i love them too and would be more than willing to do stuff for them#hell bring some polycules into this let's fucking go#or if you have non-ship ideas TELL ME I WANT THOSE SO MUCH BUT MY BRAIN DOESNT WORK /gen /lh#i was writing a big fic about bubby but then my motivation died. i hope i can pick that one back up soon#dimond speaks#frenrey#hlvrai boomer#sodashipping#i'm actually really pissed about something but y'all dont need to know the specifics unless someone comes for me about this#hlvrai
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the year transition umi returns!!! whoa!!!!! it’s the tea party set!
patreon | kofi | commissions | more linkz
just realized the doodles aren’t very well categorized on my blog so. previous umis under the cut
2015 -> 2016
2016 -> 2017
2017 -> 2018
2018 -> 2019
2019 -> 2020 i tried to draw a bunch of characters who are close to my heart and intended to end with umi but i became too physically unwell to finish
2020 -> 2021
2021 -> 2022 There Was A Darkness Growing Within Me.
2022 -> 2023 HERE!
#love live!#love live! school idol project#sonoda umi#umi sonoda#colored#artwork#2022#this was actually started almost a week before dec 31st bc i just finished neru and still had a lot of drive#man looking at these umis makes me realize just how Much (time and stuff) i've gone through. it's felt like the same year since 2020#actually it started getting real bad in 2021 and continued into 2022 but i think. i hope things are changing for the better o.o#also idr why i drew 2 whole umis for 2016 -> 2017 but that balances out for the missing umi thnak u past me.#i might make this the last art piece i post on twitter i'll think about it#either way i think quite a few of my active followers from twitter are here now so thanks y'all for the years!! <3#with how bad things have been i'm consciously making efforts to find meaning in making art again i am doing my besto#let's do our best in 2023 too!!!!
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o boy new life series cant wait to Stop Watching As Soon As Someone Permadies
#i dont need more tragedy sorry. but i DO want to see what stupid shit they cook up in there#i need to root for tango also. maybe he'll uh. well. end of sentence.#its kind of a shame im too much of a sap to enjoy em bc theyre truly goldmines for Ideas. y'all have fun for me ok?#life series#secret life spoilers#life series spoilers#footnotes#why are skizz and tango like a bonded pair of birds. god i hope bdubs joins them i want to see that disaster. im rly sad cleo bailed#the heart theme is SO CUTE and will probably stop being cute very fast but SHHH OUTFITS#also i WISH i could be excited abt new watcher subclass symbol dropping but i can Feel the grian fandom being bastards with it#ah yes another morally ambiguous figure who follows their own rules and judges very fairly from that basis-#oh youre making them evil. ok. yeah so theyre the new twisted sicko in charge of the life games even though thats Literally Just Grian. ok.#i have not and will not actually verify if this is what is being said BUT this is one time i would LOVE to be wrong#maybe my curse of saying something abt hermitcraft that immediately becomes false will work out in my favor for once? please? hello?#but yes i will not look and this is tags instead of a post bc truly. i need to get over myself. i Wont but at least i can quarantine it
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hi les mis anon from a while back here!!! not sure if u remember the ask i sent but i kept meaning to reply and kept forgetting haha but i just wanted to thank you for ur reply and i’d love to know if u have any les mis blog recs and how ur fic is coming along. hope u enjoyed the rec i sent and have a good day!
anon. "not sure if u remember my ask" darling. i literally thought about you today like hm. maybe i should make a post @ les mis anon to tell them that i thoroughly enjoyed the fic they recced me ? idk it's probably weird so i won't and then you messaged me ???? what are you? some kind of psychic? anyways thanks again for sending me that link reading les mis fic for the first time in a while really reminded me why i started writing mine in the first place which is why i'm currently at a cafe (not very actively) writing on it.
i don't really follow many les mis blogs either which is sad and i don't even know if there still exist any that only post about les mis but i'll take this as an opportunity to tag my lovely mutuals who i know are in the fandom and post about les mis at least occasionally (if y'all have any blog recs for this lovely anon (and me) pls feel free to @ them or if i forgot to mention anyone (which i definitely did) just @ yourself so anon and/or i can follow you) so here they are in no particular order @ophvlia @enjolraspermettendo @cumbercookiebatchs @protectcosette @juliensorelisoverparty @enjscurls @frhog @a-little-fall-of-pain @combe-ferres @captainenjolras @pumpkinspice-prouvaire @a-heart-full-of-dumb @lesbienj
i hope you have a wonderful day sweetheart and i hope i could help
#anon you're back!!! heyyyyy !!!! i hope you have / had a great day too#also if you don't like being called by pet names please tell me i just have so much love to give#also hello friends don't mind me mentioning you to this anon i hope y'all still like and post about les mis bc i KNOW you used too but idk#if you still do??? also damn i really need more les mis on my dash so this is absolutely self serving#les mis anon#ask tag#anon ask
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Thoughts on the P3 casts personas? i.e which do you prefer between the initial and secondary personas and which are your favourites?
Oh god thank Rui ily for this
Ok so I'll keep this one fairly opinion based (because someone else asked me a very similar question and I thought fuck it I'll rant about them twice because Personas and their designs are my fav thing to talk about) so without further ado:
So in general I absolutely adore the Persona 3 cast's Personas. Design wise they're not as flashy as P5's but I feel like they don't need to be because their more muted color palette and simpler designs fit the tone of P3 well. There are some I love to pieces (Penthesilea, Artemisia, Caesar, Castor and Cerberus come to mind) and then there are some that I don't like that much (Polydeuces and Nemesis). I'll put a more detailed breakdown undercut because I know I'll get carried away lmao but those are my general thoughts!
I'll break them down by character so it's easier!
MC/FeMC: OK so I do have a preference for male Orpheus but I honestly like both! Female Orpheus has a more cheery color palette (well brighter is prob the better word) which I like a lil more but I think the original one is just iconic. I love his harp and how he uses it to bash enemies idk why that's so funny to me it just is. Thanatos is probably one of my favorite designs ever I love that guy so much. I love his mask and I love how beast like he is. And the coffins? Absolute banger design. Messiah is overall a good design but I'm not as fond of it? It's very well executed but I think because it's so late in the game and it's just not as iconic as the other two I'm kinda meh about it you know. Thanatos is my fav for the MCs (and if he doesn't count for whatever reason then Orpheus).
Junpei: I don't have too much to say about Hermes design wise other than I like him! I like his bird look and tbh my fav thing about him is actually his attack animations! The way he slides into enemies is really satisfying to me idk why. Trismegistus though. God I love him so much. Mostly because of his awakening scene that is honestly one of the highlights of the game (like a lot of the second tier awakenings) and the fact his design is a fusion of Hermes and Medea is just so so good. I def prefer him.
Yukari: I really enjoy both Io and Isis a lot. I really like their designs and their lore and how it ties into Yukari's own story! However compared to some of the others, these designs kinda fall in the middle of the pack for me. Solid looks but nothing crazy you know? I think I slightly prefer Isis because of her wings I think that's such a cool design feature.
Akihiko: Ah my boy. He has one of the best and the worst persona designs of the cast for me. Polydeuces is such a dope choice for him as a Persona. Picking the immortal half of the Gemini twins for him and giving Shinji the other one is so so so so good and I could rant all day about why I love the concept. The design? Ugly af I'm sorry 😭 I cannot stand it it looks so weird the big bulky body with the skinny little legs looks so off-putting and his hair is just so weird? I don't like it at all 💀 Caesar however???!! Absolutely ADORE him. Such a powerful looking design and I love the lil person who sits in his chest (I'm one of the "it represents Shinji" people because I just love that idea so much). Caesar def is my preference here.
Fuuka: I really love Fuuka's Personas because of how she interacts with them. I really like how she's encased inside the persona and I think both Lucia and Juno look really really good. Unfortunately they're kinda similar to Yukari's for me in that they're like both very good but just don't stand out as much as some of the others. I prefer Lucia for her lore and I prefer Juno's design so 🤷♂️
Mitsuru: Oh baby. I absolutely adore Penthesilea and Artemisia to DEATH. I have written essays on here about the details of their designs and how they fit Mitsuru as a character so so well. Probably two of my favorites in the entire series. If I had to pick I think I'd give the slight edge to Artemisia because the fact that she has that red mask symbolizing the fact Mitsuru is finally coming out of her shell and letting down her walls a little makes me so so emotional.
Koromaru: Cerberus is a very very good boy. I think it's a really on the nose design but there's nothing wrong with that he's perfect. 10/10 would pet and give treats.
Ken: I think Ken's personas have the same deal as Akihiko's for me but to a lesser degree. I don't like Nemisis that much. I don't hate it as much as I hate Polydeuces, I just think it looks really awkward. I could see what they were going for and the blade saw thing is cool it just looks... Kinda weird. Idk. Kala-nemi on the other hand I much prefer! I think it does the over exaggerated proportions much better than Polydeuces (it's big bulky shoulders look and move really well) and I like the lore behind it. It's not a massive favorite but I enjoy it.
Aigis: Honestly I like both Palladion and Athena a lot. They're both really solid designs and they fit Aigis super well! I'd have to give the edge to Athena though because I love the big shields that circle her. Really cool touch.
Shinjiro: Oh god Castor. I adore Castor so so much. Such a fantastic design. The horse the blade in the chest just everything about him. He looks like Polydeuces but just so so much better. Brilliant design def one of my favs in the series.
#asks#wildcard-rumi#persona 3#fuck it main tag#good lord i went crazy#and im about to go crazy with the next ask too LMAOOOO#literally never ask me about persona designs i will not shut up#but yeah i love sees persona so much#they might not be as cool overall as the thieves personas but god damn do they hit hard#i dont mean to shit on polydeuces so much LMAOO i just really think its ugly 😭#can y'all tell which ones are my favs LMAOOO#im also attached to mitsuru's personas just because ive spent a lot of time studying them for reasons ehehe#but yeah thank you for the ask rui!! bet you weren't expecting this long an answer LMAOOO#i really hope i didnt forget anyone that would be embarrassing af#also before anyone says anything i left out metis deliberately I'll get to her in a minute
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so hhhh
#1.5 weeks left and i'll be starting at my new workplace#which means i'll be juggling school and work and social media#i won't go on hiatus (i think??) but i do think i won't be able to be active as much#which also means i'll be slower with writing#and i'll do my absolute best to finish c&f and bring hty and cmi8 to y'all but i just#wanna apologise in advance if things get delayed. for some reason i'm already so out of focus so i hope may and june don't make it worse 😭#i feel so bad not just bc you guys are looking forward to that stuff but bc i am too ugh#let's see how things go but i'll try my best to still deliver stuff <3 i know you'll all understand <333#i love u !! <33#personal
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DLS Characters and their love languages! (BONUS) Vlad and Leo (poly route) <3
(Vlad - physical touch, Leo - acts of service)
- The three of them consider themselves quite the team, seamlessly giving and taking but it wasn’t all that easy in the start.
- Like once when Laia absentmindedly gave Leo a head scratch instead of Vlad and Leo had to remind her his daily scheduled dose of ‘Laia love’ isn't until later.
- Laia then quickly realising her mistake, scampers away to look for her other love lest he feel neglected while reminding Leo she will be back later for his scheduled ‘daily gossip dish’ while they do the dishes.
- When Leo and Laia have their ‘daily dish’ session, Vlad subtly listens in from where he sits in the living room hearing for signs on whether or not he needs to use any intimidation tactics on those who offended the two dearest people in his life.
- As more time passes, they eventually get better at recognising each others needs and soon find no need for schedules.
- Once Cathy enters her busy teenager phase, she often ends up unavailable to take the puppy for walks and Leo being the doting brother that he is volunteers to take the puppy on walks instead despite being no less busy himself.
- Vlad gets to know about the arrangement and immediately volunteers to take the puppy for walks instead
- The arrangement works well, Vlad gets to spend time with the puppy who absolutely adores him btw and occasionally when Laia and Leo are free, they get to take evening walks in the park together. Talking about everything or sometimes simply walking in comfortable silence.
- However, the puppy ends up getting so attached to Vlad it refuses to go home with Cathy which breaks her heart.
- Until the ever strategic Noe gets her a guinea pig and the puppy gets to go home to Vlad.
- Leo and Laia love to tease Vlad that he loves the puppy more than them to which he goes off on a tangent about how the love he feels for the puppy is different from the love he feels for them.
- They obviously know that but watching him speak on a subject so silly is extremely endearing and they can’t help it.
- With Vlad’s mentoring, Leo actually becomes quite the decent cook. They try to teach Laia who instantly gets frustrated.
- “We really don't need so many spices, why are there so many??”
- “That pan has something against me, there’s no reason for it to burn my food EVERY TIME”
- “I swear I can see it smirk and after everything that’s happened, a pan holding a grudge against me doesn't seem that crazy boys. You have got to believe me!”
- Vlad and Leo obviously expected this reaction and have a great plan under their sleeves.
- They turn their charm on!
- Heaping Laia with compliments every time she does good in her cooking journey
- Leo’s a natural, he compliments like it's his sole purpose in life.
- Vlad however needs some tuning before he gets it
- “Laia you marvellous being, you look as hot as the pan in that apron. Look at you go! Never seen anyone look this pretty while they cook”
- “Um yes Laia, your onions look perfectly browned indeed. Y-you’re also really pretty, that apron absolutely becomes you, yes yes it does…”
- IT SURPRISINGLY WORKS
- Until Laia gets overconfident…
- It's an absolutely hilarious sight
- “ Oh boys, I know I'm good, I know I'm good. Look at that salt sprinkling method. Salt bae who?? I only know Laia bae, get it guys?”
- Leo struggles to keep a straight face, his facade almost breaking every two seconds as Laia continues to ramble on.
- Poor Vlad on the other hand doesn't get a single reference and just happily nods along to whatever she says.
- One day, Leo finds a movie on the Ottoman empire and picks it for their Friday movie nights unbeknownst to Laia and Vlad.
- They sit on the couch with Vlad in the middle, Leo and Laia on his sides.
- They put him in the middle because they claim, “He needs the most snuggles to make up for all the lost time”.
- Vlad loves it but of course never admits it.
- They start the movie and of course Laia and Vlad are immediately puzzled
- Imagine that Leonardo Dicaprio pointing at the tv meme, yep that's exactly what's happening at that moment.
- While Leo initially played the movie as a joke, they all end up getting pretty into it.
- Vlad whispers a silent “not true…” every two minutes
- Laia nods off halfway into the movie and they gently move her to the bed.
- Leo and Vlad, who aren't that sleepy, decide to finish the movie for the fun of it.
- Leo who’s now feeling cheeky (and a little flirty) decides to do that discreet yawn placement of hand thing that he always saw in movies
- It doesn't escape Vlad who looks at Leo puzzled
- “You know I am dating you right? You’re free to put your arm on my shoulder even if you just feel like it. I quite like it actually”
“Oh I know, I just thought you'd like the change it was supposed to be cute…” and with this Leo moves to remove his hand, feeling slightly disappointed
- Vlad however immediately moves to stop his hand from moving and holds it there
- “I never said I didn't like it…just wanted you to know you could hug me whenever, I-I really appreciate it”
- Vlad’s lucky the room is dark because by now he has a full blown blush on his face and he would sooner eat dog food than admit he likes the cheesy antics of his partners.
- Leo can't stop the wide smile that’s spreading across his face and he pulls Vlad in closer before settling in for the movie again.
- The both of them feel comfortable and safe in each other’s embrace, happy and in love but most importantly appreciating everything they do for each other and Laia.
- (bonus) Laia stumbles out a little while later half asleep and complaining that they left her out of the snuggles before somehow finding her way into the snuggle.
#I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS#I hope y'all like it as much as I do too :)#dracula: a love story#dls#rc dls#dracula a love story#romance club#rc#dls rc#dls vlad#dls leo#dls laia#dls noe
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got the cops called on me for the most hilariously sensible reason last night
So i have a new industrial piercing (my first piercing..! i love it •w•), and it got infected because of course it did, it's a cartilage piercing and i live outside. Context i've been living in my car for the past few weeks, which has been pretty good but one of the tradeoffs is i do not have a bathroom. The piercer told me if the piercing got infected I could soak it in saltwater, so i needed a source of 1. salt, 2. water that is warm or at least not the below-freezing ambient temperature i currently exist in.
Gas stations have both these things. (I have yet to purchase salt for my occasional propane stove cooking). Only problem is it was past midnight in a rural area, so I didn't find a 24 hour convenience store until around 100 miles into my route for the evening.
At 3 AM local time the store was inhabited by just One stern-looking employee who was mopping the floor. My grungy ass walks in carrying a small collapsible bowl and immediately begins casing the place like the world's shittiest thief, looking for those little free salt packets. I looked around the (empty, no hot food at 3 AM) hot dog stand and saw only wet condiments so i circled back around to the grocery section in case they were selling salt shakers I could buy. No luck so i desperately returned to the hot dog counter in case I missed the salt, and noticed a cabinet labeled CONDIMENTS below the dog cooker, which did conceal salt packets. I stuffed a handful of them in my pocket and hoped the mopping woman wouldn't ask, then pivoted to the bathroom where I locked myself for the next fifteen minutes.
I filled my bowl with hot water which was actually cool water but at least it wasn't frigid, and mixed salt into it and held it to my ear. After a few minutes the staff, who had been understandably watching me from around corners the entire time I was searching for salt, knocked on the door. I replied "hello?" and she didn't respond, so I assumed she was just checking if anyone was in there before she tried entering to continue mopping. I finished cleaning my sad little ear and bought a bag of yogurt pretzels as a gesture of good will because I felt bad for taking her salt and taking too much time in the bathroom when she needed to clean.
Enter The Pig. I had returned to my car and grabbed my first aid kit to apply antiobiotic ointment, when an officer entered the store. Trepidation when he arrived since I knew I was being a freak, but then i thought he was just doing his own shopping, then he came back out and approached my vehicle.
Rolled down my window and he asks what was going on in the bathroom. (What if i had been just taking a long shit??). So I showed him my ear and my bowl and explained, as Alertly, Calmly, and Soberly as i could after driving for multiple hours after midnight, to the face of someone who can ruin my life with a penstroke, that I was on the road and had to soak this infected piercing. Luckily it was a confused young cop who was too bewildered to inquire much further, not an old hardass who might start asking more challenging questions such as "where are you going" or "where are you staying tonight and why are you washing your ear at the gas station and not there." He clearly barely even looked at my car - asked if i was a local when my license plate is from two timezones away - and let me go without even collecting my information.
That was the sixth time that police have confronted me for acting outside social norms. The first time was because I was plucking an invasive plant species from the side of the road and he thought I was falling when I walked up & down the slope. The second time I was walking home alone at night, and maybe someone called because I had a backpack on and they thought I was trying to rob a house. I was just walking home from the train. The third time I had been biking home in the dark without a headlight, and i fell on my face and didn't know I was bleeding until a bastard pulled up and told me someone called because they thought I got hit by a car. The fourth time was when I fell in the river last winter and i was knocking on random doors asking for directions home to minimize my risk of hypothermia, and I suppose the woman who drove me home called to send someone to make sure i was okay? The fifth time was the first time I slept in my car, which ironically was before I started serially sleeping in my car. I was falling asleep on the highway after an all-nighter so I took the next exit and took a nap in my driver's seat at the end of a random residential street before I ended up on the news, and that's how I learned suburbanites are paranoid as all hell about anything out of the ordinary because a cop knocked on my window and asked me if I was drunk (who would say yes to that question?). Now I select my sleeping sites very carefully, which is probably the most annoying thing about hashtag vanlife, but I haven't gotten The Knock again yet and sometimes when I pull into random public lands after dark I wake up to mountains I've never seen before and that fuels my soul.
Lesson learned is that if you need to snort sodium chloride in a gas station bathroom at 3 AM, just have an ear piercing and dampen the hair around it and carry a bowl around, and you've got a story that's Too Weird To Be Making Shit Up.
#seriously how do y'all stay out of trouble#I Am Just Living My Life why does that incite so much suspicion.#this time was fair though i 1000% looked like a criminal who was about to drive home under an influence#blogging#FOLKS WHO FOLLOWED FOR ART I HOPE YOU ENJOY STORYTIME TOO LOL.#I saw THIRTEEN!!!! shooting stars while driving last night#i think that is a new personal record. was there a meteor shower? surely there was.#Two of them were bright enough to leave a dust trail.. ⭐︎つ⭐︎#mountain roads are so scary lol what do you Mean there is no guard rail on this narrow winding road that drops off into Death Zone#not to mention when there is snow on the road..?#my tires spun out the other night because i was clinging too close to the uphill side of the mountain and went off the road#in my defense i could not see the lines on the road on account of they were covered by snow#anyway i sunk deep but luckily i have 4WD so i could wiggle out without help#but the snow gripped my tires and pulled them in the opposite direction i was trying to go..#what if i was driving on the side facing downhill and slipped off the road and the snow gripped me.#best case scenario: car is Funked. worst case scenario Death#anyway i think my ear is slightly less painful & inflamed this morning..? i am going to go wash it at a much less sussy hour#the sky is so clear and bright here...#madly in love with the milky way.#i wonder how often ppl assume ppl are sneaking hard drugs when they actually have a completely legal reason to be acting strange.#not that i'm not living on the fringes of the law rn with the whole car thing and that's the only reason i had to be weird at a gas station#but like... lives be strange and complex and human behavior is rarely as simple as it seems there is always a story!
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