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blazethestarshipranger · 5 months

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Aaaaa I just finished a little draft of the Heather's michie fic and.....HERE IT IS this will probably not be the full chapter once I fully write it (I wrote half of this in the middle of the night lol)

Richie sighs as he walks the halls of his school in his diary "Dear diary...today is September 1st, 2021...I think I'm a good person, I believe there's good in everyone, but here we are first day of senior year, and...all these kids I've known all my life have become such jerks" he wanders around the halls and spots the three heathers by there locker now their names aren't heather it's just a nickname they gave themselves for some reason. Their actual names are Brooke, Stacy, and Brenda they are the most popular girls in school and Richie would do anything to be like them.

Brooke hums as she puts on some lip gloss "Ugh here comes Miss Mulberry" The three girls fold their arms and turn to face the teacher who's walking towards them, Richie's eyes widenand he starts to write something. MisMulberryry crosses her arms "Now girls what and we doing out in the hall

class has started detention for all three of you!" Brooke looks at her in disgust "My parents pay your salary!" Just say one of the other heathers is about to say something Richie runs over "U-um actually miss Mulberry all four of us are out on hall pass.... yearbook committee..." he hands her the note and reads it "mmh....thank you for letting me know Richie I can always trust you" she walks away.

Richie turns to the heathers and sees that they are staring at him. Brook grabs the note "mm...this is an excellent forgery who are you?" She asks handing the note to the other two girls to have a look. Richie gulps "I-im Richie Lipschitz and u-uhm...I crave a deal?" Brooke clicks her tongue "What kind of deal?" Richie stammers "L-let me sit at your lunch table just once maybe if everyone sees that you guys tolerate me I'll be left alone?" The girls laugh and are about to walk away "W-wait! I can forge just about anything!" The girls stop and turn back to face Richie.

Brook grabs him by the chin and inspects his face "Mmm...you do have good bone structure..." Stacy giggles Iff I take a meat cleaver down to the centre of your skull I'd have matching halves that's very important" Brenda rolls her eyes "Though you could lose a few pounds" Brooke rolls her eyes "Shut up the both of you!....but you know...this could be a beautiful thing Richie...you could be beautiful but...are you ready for it?" She smirks. Richie nods "of course I am! Um...should I meet you outside after school?" He asked the heathers laughed and Brooke once again spoke "Yup ~ meet us at the parking lot after school and tomorrow this school will know a whole new you"

The girls walk off leaving Richie alone as his best friend Ruth runs up to him he has another friendpeter Spankoffski but his brother took him on vacation. Ruth grabs him by the shoulders "DUDE DID THEY JUST INVITE YOU TO BE ONE OF THEM!?" Richie was still in a state of shock but then shook his head "Y-yeah..but anyway we still on for movie night? I got the snacks" Ruth just rolls her eyes "Yeah yeah we are and I got us the shape of water!" Now Richie rolls his eyes and chuckles "Again we've seen it a million times don't you have it memorised by now?" They both laugh as they walk to class.

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #michie #richie x max

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dontsteponthatfish · 3 years

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Ted Spankoffski!

Thank you so much for the ask (to thw other person who requested Ted as well!!!!) I'm super happy about it!

Sorry that it took me forever to get to it.

Why I like him:

I got attached to him way after watching the musical through a role play with a friend. Time Bastard only increased that love, even though holy shit? That thing with Andy wasn't cool, man

Why I don't like him:

Again, poor Andy. He did not deserve that. Ted's really selfish in general and if I met him in real life I probably wouldn't be a fan on any level

Favourite scene:

Joey played Jenny's death scene incredibly well, I felt so bad for him. That, and his entry scene in TGWDLM

Favourite Show:

It's incredibly hard for me to decide between Black Friday and TGWDLM. So I'll make it easy for myself and not count Black Friday in since he wasn't even in that during the theater run

Favorite line:

"Back to my awesome....lonely....miserable life" really hit different and gave us a clear, unembellished look on Ted's life. I like it for that, I love when lines clearly reveal things about characters while still sounding natural in context. It's not that this was entirely new information, but it put an end to the "is Ted happy with his horny bachelor life" guessing game.

Favourite Outfit:

The one with the stain on the shirt. I feel that one

OTP:

Ted and Jenny, in a universe (even though I'm sadly guessing that such a universe doesn't canonically exist) in which he asked her out and they became happy together 💛

Brotp:

Please, Paul, accept Ted as your best friend. I also like to think that Mr. Davidson considers him a friend (like he considers most people a friend).

Head canon:

The head canon that he's Wilbur Cross's younger half brother is one you can pry out of my cold, dead hands. I am aware that the chances that it's canon are almost zero, but I just love their backstory and dynamic that I have in mind too much.

Unpopular Opinion:

Ted and Charlotte are not a good match. While he got what he signed up for, meaningless sex, and he is not by any means entitled to her love, she's likely aware of his feelings and just dragging him along for sex, which isn't cool either. In the end, they just really don't work together in my eyes and I don't see why Charlotte should change her opinion and suddenly become aware of her deep love for him and only him. Just doesn't seem like something that'd happen to me, personally.

A wish:

I really want there to be a universe in which he's happy with Jenny. Or maybe just one in which he's happy and not tortured for once in general. Take away StarKid's rights to Ted 2021

An oh-god-please-don't-ever-happen:

There's been this fandom theory that was huge for a few days of Wilbur Cross and Ted being the same person and please please please please J am literally begging you, no. They just have opposite energies from what I've seen and I know part of that is my own character interpretations, but even taking these aside it's just.......not a vibe, man. Not a vibe at all

5 words to best describe them:

Sad, horny alcoholic with issues

My nickname for them:

Just Ted, honestly. I guess the closest I got to a nickname was calling him a "Spankoffski bro" based on a headcanon of him and his three brothers

Again, thank you so much for the ask, to both of you!! And sorry for taking so long.

These are still open because I always need to yell my opinions into the void lmao

#ask #nightmare time spoilers #starkid #tgwdlm #I love ted 💛

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