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Started watching 'Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun' with friend (they've already seen it) and I am so normal about them (read: *SQUISHES THEM LIKE PLUSHIE*)
#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#*shakes*#*chewing pillow*#screenshots#watched first 10 eps#gonna continue later#the second i heard kakki (scara va) when he started talking lmaoooo#welcome to demon school iruma kun#mairimashita! iruma kun#reaction
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#glitchback edits#I had to squish this so much. become tiny file size#gif edit#glitchcore#glitch edit#chainsaw man#csm#hawatari nikou centi#maximum the hormone#<- their sounds are GJDKHFKDHG AAAAAAA KASDHFKSH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT ASS MOTHERFUCKER FUCK AAAAAAAAAAA DFKGHDKGH#and I love that for them#eyestrain#flashing gif#flash warning
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Was possessed to draw a bunch of Eclipses and decided to send them your way in the form of that ask color game thing.
Lavender, Burgundy, Cinnamon, Mauve
Eclipse Order: Shrimp, Valentino, Second Chance, Horizon
LAVENDER = You inspire me
BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.
MAUVE = You are really talented
HELLO??? ALSKJDHFDJK YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!! DRAWING ECLIPSE'S FOR AN ASK GAME??? HELLO??? THASDJHKFGJKF THATS SO COOL AND I ADORE IT ALL SO MUCH
LOOKIT ALL OF THEM!!! OH MY GOODNESS! I LOVE ALL THEIR DIFFERENT VIBES, AND I AM ESPECIALLY LOOKING AT THE HEART HANDS FROM HORIZON KJLAHFKJ AAAAAAAAAAA
And hello?? I am-- I inspire you? aaaaaaaaaaa ;w;! I am so weak every time someone says that! ;w; aaa!!!! and the fact you get excited when I post?? lkajshfjk aaa!!!!!! ;0;!!!
ALSO, WHY ADMIRE FROM AFAR? GET CLOSER SO I CAN SMOTHER YOU IN EVEN MORE AFFECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also pspspsps @lavenoon lookit Horizon!!!!
#Ask Zelda#Agent Viper Asks#darklighthedgehog asks#Accidentally Undercover Fanwork#Agent Horizon#ECLIPSES#LOOKIT THEMS#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH#TJHEY'RE ALL SO DIFFERENT#AND I ADORE THAT#SO DIFFERENT BUT ALL IMMACULATE VIBES#AND THE COLOURS I AM SO NORMAL#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?#THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY ART <3 <3 <3
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doing my best to make sure people understand me but they interpret it In Their Own Way Despite MY INTENTIONS ANYWAY.
Sisyphus Sisyphus Sisyphus.
#I'm Talking#HOLY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#and i always feel so fucking incoherent#so i go through SUCH PAIN to be clear#AND THEY'LL JUST GO AND NOT TAKE IT AT FACE VALUE#FUCKS ME UP MAN#oooooooooh this is why i dont like interacting much lmao#im not mad but i hate this?#i dont hate people but i love them and i hate them and i love them and i
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I love the new chapter so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! I woke up to see the notification that you had posted it and knew i had to read it first thing! I was genuinely in near tears when they were about to take Tango away only for everyone to show up to save him. And i felt the dread when bravo was knocking on the door and just i'm gonna scream /pos. Bravo trying to protect Jimmy against Atlas was just perfect. I half wish Scar didn't end up killing him, but it meant we got to see Timmy again!
Timmy!!!! My absolute love!!! That last line though, too!!! "If he can't have the sun, he'll learn to love it's shadow" an absolutely banger line and just so poetic gah!!!! I want (read: need) them to be happy please. Now that Bravo is done with atlas, i really hope he can change and become better
Speaking of Bravo leaving Atlas and Hels Tek, I wanna ask if this means we'll see more helsmits and whatnot but I know that's in spoiler territory. I just really hope we do, especially maybe some of the helsmits we only got a brief encounter with when Bravo first entered Hels (rinthewolf and opalescent maybe please)
THANK U i’m so happy i enjoyed it :] it means a lot when my writing makes ppl feel things, and i really wanted this chapter to be impactful.
and it was SO GREAT to finally bring timmy back. after promising for so long, the prodigal son returns… though maybe he’d be better off if he didn’t.
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THE BALLS ARE NOT EDIBLE
THEY ARE MADE OF PLASTIC
THEY CANNOT FEED YOU
WHY ARE YOU STILL EATING THEM?
STOP STOP STOP
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I'm gonna finally drop my art AU ideas because eoaugoaehuoghaeghuhg finally writing out the fanfic and finding the courage to post chapterssss,,,, aauegheuahhghhh
AU rant below
Anyways. It's called FNAFRUNE: DELTABREACH
Originally it was just gonna be
FNAFRUNE, then I decided on DELTABREACH, then I just combined the two because I loved both names so so so muuuch,,, I have a few designs drawn already because agoauegaoeuggouhghh,,,
I'm definitely not given The Daycare Attendant a somewhat major role because of how much I love love love them- definitely nooo biases /s
heheehehheheee
I need to rant somewhere so I'ma rant on this blog
Even tho barely anyone will see it. I gotta teach myself I can do stuff for myself GUH,,,
Bewgbrjglbhglkjb
#fnafrune: deltabreach#my art#doodle#kris#susie#the daycare attendant#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf security breach#deltarune#kris deltarune#susie deltarune
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JUNHUI IS SOOOO HUSBAND MATERIAL NO JOKE :DDDD <3
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so adorable look like at him `(*>﹏<*)′
Just imagine Jun as your sweet husband o:
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No one could resist this handsome-looking man fr
imagine him just taking you on a cute dinner date with you family
both of your parents wouldn't stop asking for a little grandchild >_<
You both have actually been trying since your honeymoon
You never told them yet cause you felt embarrassed
your parents asked how life was going for both of you since you guys are newlyweds :D
Everyone had a glass of champagne to finish off that wonderful dinner date
junhui pays for the bill o:
Junhui drove you back home after you all where done eating
Juniee insisted on you take to a bath first, ladies first 😉
You called Junhui to get your panties cause you forgot them L
MAN THIS GUY WOULD JUST TAKE HIS TIME THROUGH YOUR CUTE COLORFUL COLLECTIONS OF YOUR PANTIES!! :)
he grabbed the one that caught his eyes
white panties with a cute pastel pink bow
it was the one he gifted you :')
you kinda felt embarrassed when he gave it to you but this guy was smirking behind the door
after you came out he went in the bathroom to take a shower
god did he look hot when he came out with just a towel wrapped around his waist
man you wished that those where your arms :'(
you just layed on the bed using your phone taking sneaky pics of him while he dried his hair
you put your phone down to realization that he was putting on his clothes infront of you nakedly WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Man you just stared at his naked body
His cock was omg
you wondered if it would fit inside of you cause your so tiny T_T
GOD
OMG
HE STARED BACK AT YOUR ZONED OUT FIGURE
YOU WHERE STILL STARING AT HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAa
gotta cry like a baby yk
he asked if you where okay
you said "yeah, sorry" no that was a lie you werent okay and you werent sorry
HE SHOULD BE THE ONE THATS SORRY CAUSE HE PUT A SHOW UP INFRONT OF YOU
he got into bed on his side and put and hands on his chest
wondering if you really care about him
"you sleeping yet? Can I cuddle with you, It's so quiet." he spoke softly
WHO WOULD SAY NO TO THIS SEXY LIVING CREATURE
duh you said sure
you both kinda grew friction between your private parts O:
you felt something hard against your ass
you couldnt help it
"j-juniee-"
damn bro
he really knew what he was doing to you
such a pervert only for his beloved wife wink hehehe
such lewd thoughts entering your heads
couldnt wait but to just grab your hips and pull of your shorts that show your cute ass
he didnt leave you in your panties
Junhui took of his aswell
he grabbed himself and starting stroking him and then….
without wasting a second he put himself inside of you T_T
god that felt so sensual for both of you
chest pressed against your back
gotta go deeper to fill you up till the brim
Junieee just wants to fuck his babies into you
Even you want it
cockwarming then goes to soft sloppy thrusts
gotta make his wifey feel good
Soft whines and moans filled up the room
couldnt resist but to turn back and kiss him on his lips
Husband Juniee needs love aswell
gotta feel everything and be loved
You felt all of your insecurities disappear all of a sudden
its like he had done something to you
made you feel so real and that moment real
his thrusts became faster as you moaned
"ah j-juniee to-o fu-ll! hmp!" "G-gonna fi-ll y-you up to t-the br-rim j-agiya!" as you both moaned his hot sweet cum filled you up nice and full
you came with him at the same time :D
gonna make his wife feel how much you mean to him
"c-cockwar-ming? pwease-?"
youre sweet baby state was something your hubby couldnt resist
obviously that night ended with cockwarming
"love you my wifey Y/N" he whispered into your ear
"love you too juniee"
gonna make his love him forever
Youre his everything/world
You mean everything to him
love you baby!
goodnight.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO GOOD JUNIEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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goodness gracious 23. brb x oc
(ill just repeat gifs guys)
a/n: I GOT MY NEW KEYBOARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yes YESSS yes ok yes. we're back in business guys. Also I kinda worked a little bit on Rooster's past??? Just tiny things really.
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pairing: plus size!oc x rooster
warnings: fluff ,Rooster being horny (do i even need to tag this anymore) and supportive.
chapters:
1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17/18/19/20/21/22
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“He said yes?”
“He did!” Beatrice says with the phone on her ear, holding it up with a shoulder as she folds her laundry, “Didn’t even hesitate.”
“Huh…I mean, you did tell him he’d be like fresh blood on shark infested waters right?”
“Yes, Leo, I made that very clear.”
Her brother on the other end ‘huh’ed again, the sound of kitchen utensils being washed in the background, “Brave man. I get freaked out sometimes and it's my family too…did you just call me to tell me that?”
“Kind of,” Beatrice changes ears while propping the laundry basket to her hip bone, “I just wanted to ask you when we get there, to let him in on some info, who to not talk to.”
“Like the Bitch Trio?” while she wouldn’t call her cousins that, Leonardo wouldn’t be wrong, “Those would be the first ones he should avoid.”
“I don’t get why people keep inviting them.” the brunette huffed, walking up the steps to the loft area, Jolene following her right behind, just waiting for her to drop the laundry basket so she could hop inside and enjoy the warmth.
“‘Cause they are family, which is some bullshit. Everyone knows they love starting drama. Especially Melinda,” he makes a disgusted noise, “I swear, aunt Martha is just too nice, I would never invite them to any celebration.”
Beatrice chuckles, kneeling to the floor with the basket by her side, giving Jolene a sigh when she hopped inside immediately. Instead of pushing her off, she just scratched the top of her head as the pittie got comfortable, “I wouldn’t either. Is there anyone else you think he should be careful with?”
“Oh, oof, man…I think everyone pretty much is a huge warning sign before they meet him for real. I do think uncle Roberto will like him, maybe even uncle Elia.”
“Uncle Eli is coming??? He never joins celebrations.”
“The wedding thank you gifts are expensive wine bottles, Little Bitty. Do you really think he wouldn’t come?”
“You got a point.” she says, gently tapping Jolene’s butt so she could move and Beatrice finally could put her clothes in the armoire “Do you think he’s going to try and sing on stage, pushing the actual singer off?”
“Oh absolutely, he is the reincarnation of Louis Prima after all. With aunt Sonia following behind as his backing vocals.”
“Jesus.”
Leonardo laughs on the other end, shutting the water off when he’s done washing dishes, “But, I dunno, I think it’ll be fine. Him saying yes is already a good sign.” his sister’s less than enthusiastic noise doesn’t stop him from speaking, “Hey, you guys will sit with us, I’ll help him out the best I can. Plus, having Bibi there will help with distraction.”
Beatrice smiles looking down at her folded laundry inside the drawer, “I guess you are right.”
“She’s very excited to be the flower girl,” he begins, “But even more because she thinks the vineyard will have frogs that she’ll try to bring home and scare the fuck out of Cyn.”
Beatrice chuckles softly, remembering the time Bianca grabbed a bunch of frogs and put them inside the little bag she was holding. When asked by her mother what it was, she just opened and Cynthia shrieked in fear, running away to hide inside the house while Leonardo had to tell Bibi to let the frogs go. There was a knock to her front door that made Jolene scramble to her paws, whining all the way down since she knew who’d be, “Leo, I gotta go. I’ll talk to you before the wedding, okay?”
“Sure Little Bitty, just a tip, you should come by during lunchtime ‘cause everyone will be too busy to notice any car coming to the hotel.”
“Oh,you are right, thanks Leo.”
“No problem, talk to you later.”
She finished the call, rushing down the staircase with her bare feet hitting the steps loudly, the smile already on her face before she even reached the door. Jolene’s whole body shook with excitement when Beatrice opened it, the pittie immediately greeted Rooster by jumping around him and standing on her hind legs with her paws on his stomach. Beatrice allowed him to pet the dog first, knowing Jolene would neve leave him be if he didn’t, then leaned up to kiss his lips when he stood to his full height. “Hey,” she whispers, giving him another peck, “How was the gym?”
“Fine.” he smiles, fixing the duffel bag on his shoulder as he enters, Beatrice closing the door behind him, “By the way, I found out your friend Evelyn’s last name.”
“Oh?”
“Yep, Simpson.”
“Oh, oh yeah.” she smiles, oblivious as to why he seemed so elated on telling her that, “How did you find out?”
Rooster chuckles, “Well, yesterday Hangman tried to score up with her again right?” she nods, signaling she was still listening, “So he walks up with her through the base until he sees Cyclone, who’s a vice admiral and whose name is what? Beau Simpson. I wasn’t there but Nat was and she said that Hangman’s face lost all color when he figured out who her father really was.”
Beatrice blinked, walking into her kitchen with him following, “Oh…did that scare him off?”
“I mean, he looked terrified according to Nat.” she hums, which in turn makes him look at her, “What?”
“Well…Evelyn’s main issue with Navy guys is how they’d always freak out once they met her dad, running away.” Maybe it was the hopeless romantic in her, but she felt the two of them could work out, “I guess, I don’t know, maybe if Jake really is interested in her he could show he had no issues with her father being who he is.”
Rooster blinks in silence, then a smile slowly spreads over his lips, “You are so cute.” he says, stepping closer to kiss her, “But I’ve never seen Jake with a girl for more than twenty four hours, babe.”
“Maybe Evelyn is the change he needed.” she says it back, wrapping her arms around his neck while he does the same to her waist, he showered at the gym before coming so he smelled so fresh, “Would it be so weird?”
“Yes. It’s Hangman, Bea.” Rooster smiles at her little pout, rubbing the pad of his thumb on the plump flesh of her lower lip, “You are very sweet, but I don’t see Jake changing how he is just because of a woman.”
“I still think there’s a chance.” she murmurs, “If Jake wants to make the effort.”
He sighs deeply, making a face, “I don’t think it’s possible but I also don’t want to talk about Hangman anymore,” he cups the back of her legs to pick her up and set her on the counter, pressing a trail of kisses down her jaw to her neck, “It’s weird when I’m trying to kiss you.”
She giggles, leaning her head back to give him more space, her hand dragging up from his nape to the top of his hair, nails dragging on his scalp. He moans quietly, pressing his hips to hers while her legs wrap around his waist, “Brad…” he hums, keeping his teeth and tongue on her skin, “I thought you said you were coming with me to buy Halloween candy for tonight. Remember?”
The pilot groaned on her neck, dropping his forehead against the skin, “I did, didn’t I?”
“If you don’t want to–”
“No I do, it’s just,” he inhales her lavender scent with a happy groan “You are just so sexy I can’t think straight.” he pulls back from her neck, after pressing a kiss right under her jaw for good measure, tugging her out of the counter.
She just blushed even harder, laughing softly at him, “We’ll be back before you know it.” she pecks his pouting lips, “I promise I’ll make it up to you.”
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“I haven’t eaten Halloween candy in years.” Rooster says, leaning his elbows on the back of the shopping cart while Beatrice was picking colorful bags of soft chewy candy, in her hands. Bradley followed the bag being dropped inside the cart with his eyes, picking it up for him to check what it was.
“Oh I used to sometimes.” she giggles, “Bibi liked to share hers with me. So I always had a little bit to myself.” Beatrice crouches down the aisle to pick another bag of candy, this one shaped like witches hats “Halloween was always a nice holiday for me.”
“Yeah?” he asks, not being able to keep the smile on his face when she nods, the movement shaking the french braid behind her head, “Was it your favorite holiday?”
“Christmas is my favorite, with Halloween in close second.” she walks forward a bit more, with Rooster following close behind, grabbing a few Nerds packets to drop inside too, “I loved dressing up for Halloween, it was always so fun.”
He smiles, pushing himself off the cart to step close to her, one of his hands touching her jeans clad hip as she struggled to reach a bag of cherry Twizzlers, easily grabbing a good amount in his hand, “I loved getting treats.” he says it while pressing a kiss to the edge of her jaw, making Beatrice smile and kiss him back quickly.
“We can’t make out in the middle of an aisle, Roos.” she whispers but still presses her lips to his once more.
“Why not? It’s not like I’ll…push you into a dark corner and just make sure you get out of breath just by kissing.”
“Roos!” the brunette giggles, pressing a hand on the middle of his chest, just to hold him back. “You’ll have to be patient.” he sighs, straightening himself before returning to his earlier position by the red handle, his lips pursing into a little pout. She smiles sweetly, going back on her quest to get as many candy types as she could, tossing a few Halloween toys in the cart as well.
His smile however, only got bigger when he noticed how excited she got while getting treats for the trick or treaters. When he got to her place earlier that morning, he saw the front of her house adorned with several spooky decorations, including a pair of fake pumpkins that glowed from the inside and a ghost made out of fabric and a wire stabbed in between her flower pots. She did tell him this would be her first time getting trick or treaters at her house and she wanted them to have a good time.
Hence why she was so pumped on getting a variation of sweets, of toys and things she knew kids would love. While looking down to the slowly filling cart, Rooster couldn’t help but ask her “What’s your favorite?” she turns her head to him in question and he nods to the candy bags inside the cart “Halloween candy.”
“Oh!” Beatrice purses her lips, “I don’t know, I always liked Twizzlers, the cherry ones…and gummy bears and Butterfingers. What about you?”
Rooster hums, looking around the aisle to wrack his memory “I don’t know,anything with chocolate I guess.” he chuckles, “But I do like Butterfingers too…and Sour Patch Kids. I loved those, I liked beheading them.”
That makes a laugh sputter out of Beatrice’s mouth, dropping a few more bags inside the cart, “Weirdly cannibalistic but very cute.” she smiles, “I used to do the same too.” she looks down at her phone, peeking her tongue out while checking her notes, “I think we got pretty much everything…I already have the baggies at home, so!I think we are done here.”
“I think the kids will love it.”
“Yeah?”
“Hell yeah, look.” he spreads his arms over the cart, grinning up at her “If I was a kid getting treats, I’d go insane for all of this.” her smile makes his heart flip with happiness, her cheeks dusting with red over his compliments. God he loved it, he loved her…he still had to find a good time to say it, which he wanted badly, but it had to be the perfect time. Nothing to interrupt them, no one to ask them questions, just two people confessing to one another.
Yes, the perfect time. He hoped it would happen soon.
Beatrice slid her phone back into her back pocket, “I hope so…” she walks next to him as he leads the cart for her, “I can’t wait to see their costumes. Some kids can be very creative!Or…their parents, in that case.”
“I don’t even know what kids watch these days.” he mutters, “Is Muppet Babies still a thing?”
“I don’t think so.” she chuckles, “They’ll probably dress up as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or something, they never go out of style.”
Rooster keeps her in his peripheral, her smaller hand covering his own when he moves the cart, so he decides to push it one handed to interlace their fingers together. They approach the cashier, who looks bored out of her mind with a bat fascinator on top of her head, who rings everything quickly, her monotone voice wishing them a ‘Happy Halloween’ before they leave the market.
Beatrice was so busy putting everything inside Rooster’s Bronco, that she did not notice the pair of eyes looking her way…but Rooster did. He looked over his shoulder to where a guy, a bit shorter than him, watched the two from a Chevrolet red pickup truck. He could only describe his appearance as an off brand Vanilla Ice with longer hair. While he was wearing his sunglasses, his head was turned right in the guy’s direction, so he was sure the dude could notice he was looking.
The guy moved his eyes from Beatrice to Rooster when the pilot stepped right in his line of sight. Clearly the guy wasn’t expecting him to move, nor the not so subtle nod of ‘what are you looking at’, he sent his way. He followed the guy with his eyes narrowed, watching him scramble to get into his truck and speed out of the parking lot.
Rooster stood behind Beatrice for a little while longer, just until she announced she was done. His annoyed façade dropped, turning into a smile when he looked down at her, “Let’s go then.” He didn't feel like sharing the info about the guy yet, he didn’t want to scare her with the news of a creep looking her way.
“Ohh,I’m so excited!” she said happily, shimmying a bit on her seat, his anger fading completely once he got in, “I hope this is enough, do you think it’s enough?”
Bradley laughs when he turns the car on, “I think it’s more than enough. You’ll make a lot of kids happy tonight.” her little smile only got bigger and brighter, clasping her hands together on her lap. “Are you dressing up too?”
“Oh, no, I’ll just wear black and call it a modern witch.” she giggles, “My costume is set for tomorrow.”
His ears perk up with interest, then his brain makes the connection “Penny’s Halloween Party?” she nods, unaware of how his jaw moved with a question “I didn’t know you were dressing up.”
“Oh,I mean, Penny said we could if we wanted to.” she shrugs, leaning on a hand while looking outside the window. He was quiet for a while, making Beatrice blink in his direction, finally noticing he wanted to know what she was going to dress up as “Oh! Julie Newmar’s Catwoman.”
It took every fiber in his body to not swerve in the road, choosing to instead clench the steering wheel tight enough to make the cover creak under his grasp. When he was a prepubescent boy, he discovered the Batman series by random. He couldn’t remember if there were vhs tapes or some channel was running the show again just for shits and giggles. But what he did remember was his crush on every single version of Catwoman from that show, but especially Julie Newmar.
He was just a young boy whose interest in girls hadn’t developed fully yet, he knew he liked them but not enough to be gobsmacked by one of them. Then he saw Julie Newmar’s Catwoman and his brain exploded, discovering that he was really into brunettes. But of course, it wasn’t only Beatrice’s hair color that attracted him to her, it was much more than that but it genuinely made him pay more attention the first time.
So to hear that her, his very gorgeous girlfriend, was going to dress up as one of his childhood crushes was doing something to him. He cleared his throat, accommodating himself on the seat when a sudden heat came from below towards his neck, definitely flushing the tanned skin, “That’s nice.” he croaked out, “I mean, you’ll look nice.”
Bea smiled, “Thank you, I’ve always wanted to dress as her and Ev knew someone who could make her outfit with my measurements.” he let out a shaky breath just imagining her with that skin tight outfit, shaking his head to refocus, “I don’t know what Shells will be dressed as, I know Penny will be Wonder Woman.”
“That’s nice.” he had to remember he was driving a car, in the middle of a road in the afternoon, with candy that could definitely melt if he chose to park the car somewhere and just figure out how flexible he could be in the front seat. “Do we have to dress up too?”
She shrugs, pursing her lips “If you want. I know some patrons will dress up…and Phoenix said she will too.” he arches his eyebrow at her “She said she’ll dress up as a cactus.”
He was about to say something, but knowing how Phoenix humor could be sometimes he chose to just keep his mouth shut. “I have an idea for a costume.” she tilts her head towards him, waiting for his reply “A strapping pilot who likes to wear Hawaiian shirts.” Beatrice rolls her eyes laughing, which in turn makes him laugh as well, parking the Bronco in front of her house “No, but seriously, I don’t have any idea what I could dress up as.”
“Well,” she unbuckled her seatbelt, pursing her lips, “You could be…hmmm…oh you’d be a great Gomez. You know, from the Addams Family?”
“I do look great in a suit.” he chuckles, stepping out from the car to open the passenger seat for her, helping her carry the bags “But I couldn’t be a Gomez without my Morticia, and you are dressing up as Catwoman.” her cheeks flushed under his words, “So maybe a second option is needed.”
Beatrice held two bags up, allowing Rooster to close the passenger door and lock the blue Bronco as she got closer to her door. She gasped, turning to him with a smile, “I know! Magnum P.I! He has a mustache and likes Hawaiian shirts too.”
Rooster couldn’t help but chuckle, “I mean, you have a point.” He waits until she enters the house, Jolene greeting both of them with leaps of joy, running between their legs, bringing her sock monkey as a welcome gift. Beatrice rushes to the kitchen where the colorful Halloween baggies were waiting to be filled inside a large pumpkin bucket, “I could do that.”
“You’d look really good too,” she throws over her shoulder, dropping the bags on her kitchen table -which she just got!! -, the different types of sweets spilling over the dark colored wood “You’d just have to use your shirt, no top underneath.”
With her giving her back to him, Rooster smiled, approaching her from behind to wrap his arms around her waist. “You just want to make it easier for you to take it off,” he kisses right below her earlobe “Which is completely fine by me.”
“Roos…” she bites back her smile “I have to set everything ready and you said you’d help me…” her pilot groans, letting her go with a heavy sigh but he’s smiling, removing his sunglasses to slip them on the collar of his tee, taking a seat next to hers. She was so happy, so excited to do this he had no other feelings but pure adoration towards her.
Every baggie had candies and a gift, a tiny notepad with crayons. She didn’t want to give the kids something that’d be too locked within a gender and pretty much every child liked to draw so it’d be a good gift! While they were busy, she was a lot faster than he was too, he couldn’t help but let his eyes wander to her backyard where he knew she was painting from the time he was deployed. “So…did you finish your picture?” she looks up from tying the baggie with a bright green bow “You said you were painting something when I was gone. Did you finish it?”
Beatrice slows her movements, her cheeks reddening “Oh…um…not yet.” she doesn’t meet his eyes, choosing to focus on filling the baggies instead. His eyes squint humorously, so she was hiding something from him, he was too used to her mannerisms for her to hide stuff like that.
“Do you still want to show it to me once it’s done?”
“Yes.”
“You sure?” his smile turns boyish, the idea it was probably something of a surprise for him making him feel giddy.
“Yes.” she repeats, biting back her smile “You just gotta be patient..and we have to finish this now so we can’t focus on anything else.” he laughs but nods, offering a shrug in her direction as they continue fixing the baggies.
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She peeks through the curtains again, the pumpkin bucket on her hand as she looks outside “There’s no one yet.” she murmurs, “What if they don’t come here,Roos? I don’t even know if this neighborhood has a lot of kids.”
He steps behind her, nudging his head on her shoulder to look out just like she did “They’ll be here, gorgeous.” she makes a sad noise, her crestfallen expression when she looks down at the bucket tugs at his heart “Hey, hey, they’ll be here. Okay? Give it a few more minutes.”
Beatrice gives him a look, the dark kohl around her eyes making them appear even bigger “Okay…” she couldn’t hold back the smile when he kisses her cheek, “Thank you.”
“You are welcome, pretty girl.” he chuckles, “You sure you don’t want my help?”
“No, I’ll be fine. Just go ahead and relax, you are my guest after all.” she smiles, a soft laugh tittering out of her mouth when he presses a noisy kiss to her cheek again, walking back to the couch where Jolene remained. Beatrice couldn’t help but sigh happily, remembering that after she told him about the wedding, he suggested he could spend the few days before it happened if it helped her feel calmer. So he’d packed up his duffel bag with enough clothes and hygienic products for the time being, choosing to get the suit for the wedding early Friday.
It was comforting having him there, just lounging on her couch wearing his gray sweatpants and no shirt. It was…very nice to know he was in her space. Beatrice’s line of thoughts broke when she started to hear the sudden noise of voices approaching, “Oh my god, oh my god!!” she peeks through the curtain again, seeing a group of kids wander by “Roos!!They are here!”
Rooster chuckles, looking back at Beatrice who was bouncing on the spot with how happy she was, watching her open the door and greet the kids with as much joy as the kids had. He heard the kids gasp and thank her when she gave them the heavy baggies filled with candy, while his eyes remained on the tv, watching Kandy Muse and Tamisha Iman argue during Untucked.
Beatrice remained close to the window, while Bradley and Jolene stayed on the couch, watching Drag Race together. The pitbull’s large head resting on top of his thigh, her eyes blinking sleepily when he petted her head repeatedly, before she succumbed to sleep. He was so focused on watching Drag Race - it was a great show and he already shared his own thoughts with the others, especially Nat who was an avid watcher as well - he didn’t see the time go by.
His girlfriend was just so happy being able to give the kids a good Halloween night she didn’t even move too much from her spot by the window. She did however, blink in surprise when a black Toro pick up truck rolled to a park right outside, a large figure walking out of the driver’s seat to open the passenger door, where a tiny person rushed out.
She could only blink in surprise, seeing the large figure wobble closer, then the doorbell rang. When she opened her eyes immediately focused on her brother looking downright miserable,”Leo?” he purses his lips, then nods “You…uh…what are you doing here?”
“Bibi wanted to see you.” he gestures to the little girl, which makes Bea drop her gaze as well. Bianca was wearing blue overalls, a red shirt and a large red cap with a big M on it with her blonde hair pulled back into it. Not to mention, the paper mustache glued above her niece’s lips.
“Oh…I–”
“Its-a me! Mario!!” Bibi shouts with gusto, pulling out a tiny stuffed mushroom, playing that she bit into it, then bouncing as if she got bigger - much like Mario did.
Realization hits Beatrice, her eyes slowly dragging back to her older brother and his costume. It was a full green onesie with a sewn on head, big fake eyes staring down at her “Oh my God…you–”
“I am Yoshi, obviously.”
“No!” Bianca looked back at her father, “You need to make Yoshi sounds!!”
Leonardo sighed heavily, licking his lips and saying the word ‘mlem’ in the highest tone his voice could get. Beatrice sputters, biting her lips to prevent her grin, “Yes, yes laugh all you want.”
“I-I’m s-sorry..” she tried so hard to hold back her laughter, but only managed to cackle even harder, “I-I, you–” she snickers, covering her mouth with a hand while her brother looks at her unamused, “Oh…oh my g-god…I-I’m so sorry. You look-” a quiet snort comes out of her nose “You look gr-great.”
“Uh-huh.” Leo’s drone reply didn’t help the situation, “Bibi, ask auntie.”
Bianca blinked, holding up her pumpkin bucket, “TRICK OR TREAT!! YAHOO!” Beatrice, after wiping her eyes from laughing so hard, dropped a few of the baggies inside her niece’s bucket, smiling down at her when the blonde girl gasped, whispering a ‘cool’ when she opened the baggie already.
Rooster, hearing the commotion - and Bea’s laughter- decided to put on a shirt before he walked closer to the open door. His eyes widened briefly as he took in Leonardo’s costume, “Hey…Yoshi?” Leonardo nods, unamused, gesturing to his daughter who was sniffing a crayon, dressed as the Italian plumber. “Oh hey, nice costume.”
Bianca looks up, her paper mustache crooked as she gasps, “PRINCE ROOSTER!” she shouts, standing to her feet with her tiny arms up in the air “You are here!! Hi!”
“Hey, Bianca,” he smiles, “Nice mustache, you are going to make me jealous. It looks much better than mine.”
Bianca’s eyes widened, “I’m Mario!” she grins her few toothed smile, “I’m going to get all the candy and defeat Bowser!!”
“You do that, I believe in you.” Rooster replies, enjoying how the little girl growled out in triumph, her tiny fists in the air. He didn’t even notice his arm was around Beatrice’s waist, force of habit really, but he did see Leonardo’s eyes move to it immediately. He didn’t want to remove it, even if Leonardo’s eyes zeroed on it the moment he noticed it. But Bea’s brother just gave him a small smile and an even smaller nod - which with him dressed as Yoshi was downright hilarious- before grabbing his daughter’s fist.
“Come on BIbi, time to go home.”
Bianca frowned, looking back at her aunt and Rooster, “But I wanna stay! Can’t we stay daddy??”
“Uh… no, cause…mom is waiting for us.”
“Mommy is asleep!”
“Mommy is waiting for us while asleep, let’s go.” he swoops down to grab the little girl in his arms, kissing her cheek “Say bye, Bibi.” the little girl pouted, but did so, before pressing her cheek to her dad’s shoulder in annoyance.
“Bye!” Beatrice smiles, leaning onto Rooster’s chest as she watches her brother turn around to his car. The moment he does, her eyes just double in size, “Oh my god YOU HAVE A TAIL TOO???”
“SHUT UP!” Leonardo retorts, covering the plushy tail from his costume with a hand. “STOP LOOKING AT MY TAIL!” but his sister was already laughing and Rooster was trying very hard to not laugh a long, rubbing the tip of his thumb against his lips while looking away. Beatrice was still giggling when her brother got into the truck, telling Bianca to cover her ears as he dropped an ‘f’ bomb, but he was laughing just as hard. Beatrice in return, shouted she loved him as he drove off.
Her laughing diminished and she looked down at the bucket in her hands: empty. She did it. She had her very first Halloween in her house, gave out candy by herself and saw her niece and brother! It was a great night, so great she just turned to Rooster to wrap her arms around his torso, pressing her ear to his chest to hear the heartbeat, “That was fun,” he comments and she nods, “How are you feeling?”
“Good.” her body was also finally relaxing from all the excitement “And tired…but I had fun.”
“You did, it was really nice to see.” he kisses the top of her head, pulling her back inside, “What do you say we get something to eat?” she hums positively, letting go of him to drop the bucket to the floor. But she goes back to holding him,inhaling his cologne before her eyes move back to his, lashes fluttering with the promise of something else. Rooster’s eyes drooped, his tongue wetting out his lips, “Or…you have something else in mind.”
“I did say I’d make it up to you.” she whispers, biting her lower lip while grabbing his hand to lead him upstairs, “Didn’t I?”
“Hmhm.” he mutters, letting her lead him up before he looks back to where Jolene is sprawled on the couch, “What about Jojo?”
“She’ll be asleep…but if you are worried she’ll come upstairs, I have a pet gate that I use when I have to clean up here and she can’t come over.” she says, “I keep it in the laundry room.” She just laughs when he lets go of her hand to bolt downstairs, turning the lights on in the laundry room - her dog just lifting her head then dropping without much interest - before he comes out with the pet gate.
She had never seen someone set it up so quickly, but he did, rushing back upstairs to wrap his arms around her waist. Much to her surprise, he just tossed her over his shoulder, “Rooster!” she yelps, trying to balance herself the best she could, letting out a shout when she feels his hand immediately hit her ass. “Bradley!!”
“Can’t hear you! Going to get my treat!!”
#bradley rooster bradshaw#rooster bradshaw#bradley bradshaw x oc#top gun maverick#bradley bradshaw x reader
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CONTENT??????? RED 🚨 ALERT🚨 REAL ASS CONTENT IN THE FORM OF A COMIC???? DOUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IM PUTTING MY THOUGHTS UNDER A READMORE THIS IS SO MUCH
AAAAAAAA I KNEW HIS ASS WAS AN ENABLER I WISH DOUMAN WOULD TURN ME INTO A BIRD MONSTER AND THEN KILL ME
GODDAMN‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ THIS IS THE SICKEST SHIT OF ALL TIME YES WE LOVE TO SEE IT I LOVE IT WHEN A BITCH IS STANCED THE FUCK UP STARE ME DOWN WOOOOOOOO
AND THEN …!!!!! AND THEN!!!!!!
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SO FUCKING COOL YES DO THAT ALL THE TIME YES I KNEW DOUMAN HAD IT IN THEM TO DO COOL SHIT LIKE THIS YESSSS THE ANGLE!!!!! THE POSE!!!! THE. Bottom lashes oooo lala ……blush….
The first panel is gonna live. As a permanent wallpaper in my mind. That’s brain damage right there folks u will not see me not thinking about that ever hmmmmmmm damnnnnnn coooooool ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
👏 monster mode 👏 monster mode 👏 MONSTER MODE MONSTER MODE MI AMOR TE AMO AYYYYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOO 🎊
AND THIS GOOFY ASS STANDIN THERE LIKE “wow I did a great job today :)” BITCH LMAOOOOOOOO
Hasendow I love u forever..:GOD…they’re like….., the cornucopia that never stops giving, the of wicked power of only producing godly douman content is within their hands I will never not be grateful. Now to think about that crazed look w the bottom lashes for the rest of eternity I love insane douman yes yes yes yes yes
Thinking on it more wait a minute u mean to tell me that during his lifetime douman managed to eat a latin American goddess huh ok. Vive douman bien venimos a honduras I guess idunno lol wahoo Mexico time
I saw a comment someone made in Japanese that I’m gonna put in quotation marks because goddamn it’s insightful (from Google translate)
“When he was alive, Doman Ashiya did evil deeds as a means to an end, and had no interest in people's pride, but Alter Ego Doman actively plays with people's lives and tramples on their pride. It was great to realize that it was still fundamentally malignant and had only been boosted with alter ego” (<- I guess they’re referring to when alterego douman fused w themselves in heian kyo..)
Doumannnnnn….save me white girl…..doumannnnnnnnn save meeehhhhhh awawawawawawawawawawaaaaaaaaawawawawa
#fgo#ashiya douman#screaming crying throwing up pissing shitting farting sharting vomiting passing out then waking up in my viscera then screaming again then
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YOUR MOST RECENT CHAPTERR IS JUST SO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I LOVE THIS SO SO MUCHHHH! I ADORE THE PART THAT ERLANG IS JUST THROWING DOWN WITH HIS UNCLE AND NEZHA JUST GOES TO TATTLE TO THE QUEEN MOTHER! ALSO PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE FROM OUR DARLING LIL QUEENN! IS JUST! SO PERFECT! BRINGING HEAVEN TO THEIR KNEES WITH THEIR GUILT AND HER CUTENESS! THIS WHOLE THING IS JUST SO *MUAH* PERFECT I LOVES IT SO MUCHHH! THE QUEEN MOTHER JUST CHEWING OUT HER HUSBAND AND IGNORING WHATEVER HE’S SAYING IS JUST! SO! GAH! I BET NEZHA WOULD PLAY UP HIS DISTRESS WHILE TATTLING, MAKING THE QUEEN MOTHER EVEN ANGRIER AT HER HUSBAND! LIKE FULL ON, LITTLE TEARS AT THE CORNERS OF HIS EYES, TELLING HER THAT HER HUSBAND IS FORCING A BABY TO BE MARRIED, AND HER RAGE AT FINDING OUT SHE IS EVEN BABIER THAN SHE THOUGHT IS JUST SO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I LOVE THIS CHAPTER SO SO MUCHHHH YOUR WORK IS AMAZINGGGG
ALSO UH OH! HER BIO LIFE DONOR IS HERE! .D: IT GONNA BE A WHOLE CIRCUS SHOW SOON!
Happy that you enjoyed this chapter! I was certainly a juggling act introducing so many characters and making Yue interact with all of them. They’re all pretty important for her future so it was necessary but whew! And it’s not over! Two more chapters until Act I is finished and so much loose ends to resolve!
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YOU KNOW THE BASTILLE SONG
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I FUCKING LOVE ICARUSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WDFBRWHJFBHJBFHRBFJWBFHRJWVNEHJBVEJRBFRWJFBRWHBFRGJBRWJ EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY SHIT YEAH ?!?@?@?? UCHFNC
I love bastille, and Icarus DON'T GET ME STARTED
That song gives me so much writing encouragement and sooo many writing ideas I don't know what to do with them !!!1!1!!!!
^ The song if anybody is curious !
OH
ALSO THEIR SONG POMPEII HOLY CRAP I LOVE THAT ONE TOO
The other song in question ^ :]
#ough#in love with these two specifically#moot moot#gremlin moot#meadow [ 🍁 ]#💫 —; grace#caleb ... 💭
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I just want to say like, I love DHD so much because I'm sure you know this because you put so much love into each character (even background ones), but because of that I can relate to so many of them! It makes me so emotional! You do scenarios I don't often read about but in a way it makes me comfortable and I appreciate it! I relate to characters and look forward to seeing each and every one of them, getting excited whenever they pop up even if in the background or someone new appears. So just like... thank you! I appreciate the comics and art! <3 (sorry for being on anon, am shy)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thank you! I read this message so many times <3 Yes, I do pay lots of attention to the background and minor characters. They need to look like they belong into the world. Too often I see in series how protagonist and the people around him/her/them differ too much from the general population that it's distracting. Like in Made in Abyss, we have absolutely gorgeous design for Belaf's monster form and every other significant monster was also designed very well but rest of the monster city citizens were just... blobs. Different unshaped blobs. And they're supposed to be the same group.
I've talked about this a few times but I can not physically stop praising comic Blacksad when it comes to background characters! Every single character, even if we saw them just in one panel, is designed with as much detail and character as the main character Blacksad himself and other significant characters of each story. I love it. Even panels of people just minding their own business look and feel real. You can almost guess and imagine each character's life and personality!
From these panels, the lama lady and the beatnik fox lady are this particular story's main characters but everyone else is detailed and crafted with same love and care as them.
While side characters can't have as much screentime (and information) as the protagonist(s), it is still important to me that whenever they appear, they are paid attention to and you learn at least little bit of something about them. That's how people are in real life, too. You have people around you know as well as your own pockets; people you know well; people you know; people you somewhat know; people you are familiar with; people you know only by name and have 1 extra information of them. None of them is less important or less of a human, or more important or more of a human.
While I myself like to indulge myself into very dark stuff, I don't like to create stuff as dark as the ones I love. One reason for this is also Webtoon's and Tumblr's TOS and how, for example, sex scenes are forbidden. So, while I could personally draw sex scenes to DHD, I can't but I have to go around it somehow. (Of course, having my own DHD web page would solve this - perhaps??? - but I don't have energy to run DHD in 4 different platforms)
Someone said that DHD is more like Dark Hope genre, and I love it. I find so much solace, comfort and soothing from things people find dark and try to show that there's always light. Even a small dot but it is there.
Plus, you can always choose to live by the code; Do No Harm, Take No Shit. Like Alrick :3
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honestly I've finished Clavis's route already but I delayed posting screenshots so much that I managed to lose all of them by accident </3 but I had a few of them left bc I saved it for my reaction memes folder
Clavis would be amused by my suffering, honestly. but hey, onto the quick recap!
things got complicated and more shenanigans involving Obsidian arrived, all thanks to Clavis for even more complex reasons! I can't never complain that the foreign faction type routes are boring or anything lol
and then I decided to take the ~Dramatic route~ this time (bc I wanted this Clavis card more than the romantic route). so here some best moments:
MC convincing the Obsidian rebels that Clavis is trustworthy to the cause and also summarizing his entire character
Chevalier having "haha your local relatable big brother energy" but it's hilariously tragic the more you think about all of this
and this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA all the love to this card <333 it was worth all the suffering and they look amazing together!
I really don't understand why his dramatic route has the "romantic-ish" card while his actual romantic route has the "bedroom" card (or if he's isn't the only one) but it's a Clavis move right then and there I think lmao
and I recently got lucky with gacha bc look who showed up lol I still can't get past his big ears help
#ikemen prince#ikemen ouji#ikepri#clavis lelouch#chevalier michel#i liked this route very much#i really did it was full of iconic moments even in the dramatic route#but i think i'm more into the style of the domestic faction routes#maybe? i'm still finishing licht's and then nokto is next#but i'm sensing a pattern of how they handle the stories between the two groups#i want to comment more about all of this#maybe in the future#but clavis is a sweetheart and his tsundere mc was fun to follow <3#cherry plays: ikepri#+clavis route
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Hi!!
I am absolutely in love with your hcs, and your blog in general is so amazing! Don't even get started on your fics, they make me go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (in a good way, obviously)
Just wanted to ask, are there any tails & shadow hcs you especially like? I love them so much but it's quite hard to find content of those two, there's not much of it.
That's it! I hope you have a great day :]
-💛
heyy!!
first off, i’m glad you enjoy my stuff so much!!
second, i do have quite a few shadow&tails hcs !! :]
shadow will use kid, fox or miles when referring to tails
shadow scruffs him a LOT. he doesn’t have time to argue abt why he’s better than sonic
their friendship actually started with shadow asking tails to repair the dark rider, because he was the only one he tolerated enough to touch his bike
before they fist proper conversation, shadow dreaded being around tails bc he thought he was gonna be a normal kid (annoying, no regard for personal space, asks dumb questions, etc.)
when he realized tails was, in fact, not like other kids, he decided he was actually fine with the kid hanging around
TAILS REMINDS SHADOW OF MARIA !!
they info dump abt their plane/motorcycle to each other
non binary&aroace buddies !! :]
they vent to each other abt the dumb shit sonic does (they love him i promise)
(you can see that as sonadow, idrc but i don’t personally ship it)
tails upgraded one of shadow’s guns and suddenly got adopted idk bro
they’re space nerdsss they vibe w/ planets n shitt :]
they both really like heavy metal&classical music, they like to just sit a listen to their favorite songs while next to each other
they’re both just cats tbh. Only like 1 or 2 people, prefer to spend time alone, shit like that
shadow actively gives feedback when tails goes on one of his tech rants
shadow taught him how to do his eyeliner (turning his lil bro emo fr)
that’s everything off the top of my head !! ^^
#but you’re so right#they deserve more content together#better yet#they deserve to have a CONVERSATION. SEGA.#LET THEM TALK#PLEASE#miles tails prower#tails the fox#sonic the hedgehog#sth#shadow the hedgehog
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Just wanted to say that I still love your art and am so grateful we can see the stuff you make. Thank you for all the fics recently you've worked on! (I binged them over several days while doing stuff and just got lost in the stories)
May you create the art/stories you wish to make for a long time. Thank you so much for the beauty you make, allows even a person with aphantasia like me to enjoy them. I hope you are well and take care, <3
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank you!! I'm so glad you enjoyed the fics, too, I got very lucky this year <3 <3 <3
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H.P. Lovecraft Summaries 2
My post “So you’re new to H.P. Lovecraft” has gotten a couple notes recently and i’m reading a book of his stories right now, so what better time to educate you all with brief summaries of some of his work! I did the more famous ones last time, so let’s do a few beloved ones sprinkled in with a lot of weird and/or very racist crap everyone forgets about!!! I promise to be as objective and informative as possible. So let’s get started!
The Terrible Old Man: You know that movie Don’t Breathe? Like that, but instead of a blind psycho it’s a ghost....pirate....psycho? Also more racist
The Cats of Ulthar: I FUCKING LOVE CATS I LOVE CATS SO FUCKING MUCH IF YOU LAY ONE FINGER ON A KITTY CAT I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU I WILL LITERALLY FUCKING MURDER YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU I HOPE CATS EAT YOU ALIVE YOU BASTARD MAN
The Statement of Randolph Carter: Not gonna lie, this one kinda reads like a man hook hand car door story
The Picture in the House: You know how when you reach a certain age, you just start eating human flesh? Old people, man. Fucking terrifying
The Hound: Don’t rob graves or the Hound of the Baskervilles will get you. Also my evil glowing dog has bat wings, so eat your fucking heart out, ARTHUR.
Herbert West-Reanimator: Maybe after the first 20 times you try to bring a dead person back to life and end up making a cannibal zombie, you can’t complain when it ends with cannibal zombies eating you. Wait, there’s no racial parable in this, is there? Quick! Describe the black boxer as an ape and a thing!
The Horror at Red Hook: I fucking HATE Middle-Easterners. I’m not joking, I hate them. I fucking hate them so fucking much I want to just fumigate the fucking-what? Oh, yeah, horror story uhhhhhh ffffucking Lilith or some shit, yeah, fuck it, that’ll do.
Facts Concerning The Late Arthur Jermyn and his Family: I’m not sure if I made it clear enough, so let me spell it out: I think Africans are descended from apes and if i found out i had ONE SINGLE DROP of black blood in me, i would LITERALLY light myself on fire.
The Unnamable: Idk why i tried marketing this as a short story when it’s very obviously just a very verbose, loquacious, long-winded, some might even say purple prose way of saying: Fuck you saying my monsters are indescribable is cool and makes sense you just don’t get it.
The Festival: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK MY ANCESTORS ARE WORM PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CHRISTMAS IS EVIL (relatable) (best story on this list tbh)
The Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath: HOURS of fucking around just to reveal that no dream could ever be as lovely and beautiful as MY HOME IN SUBURBAN NEW ENGLAND I LOVE IT AND EVEN THE GODS ARE JEALOUS. P.S. I would rather befriend and learn the language of a literal corpse-eating ghoul than trust an Asian person.
On the Creation of NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT THE FUCK?!?! THIS IS A THING HE WROTE???? THIS IS WAY WORSE THAN THE FUCKING CAT WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THIS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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