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axelsagewrites · 5 years

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Shadowhunter Preference*Petty Fights

Ship(s): Alec x reader, Jace x reader, Clary x reader, Magnus x reader, Simon x reader, Raphael x reader, Will x reader, Jem x reader

Request: Nope

Warnings: Pettiness

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Alec: The temperature

"Alec, I swear to every imaginable god if you touch that thermostat I will move out," I warn him from the sofa.

"It's freezing," he scoffed, "I'm just gonna put it up a few degrees,"

"Just use a blanket!" I turned around to face him, "you can put layers on, I can only take so many off,"

"I mean I wouldn't be mad if you did,"

Clary: over vs under

Walking into the bathroom, I sighed and walked back out. "You tricked me," I said to clary. Her eyebrows rose, "The toilet paper? It's under. Again,"

She rolled her eyes, "Because that's how it's supposed to be," Clary's eyes returned to the tv.

"No," I said walking closer, "it goes over because it's easier to tear,"

Clary's face screwed up, "That's not a thing,"

"yes, it is!"

"Besides it's not exactly hard to tear away toilet paper," Clary groaned, "Drop it,"

"Never,"

Jace: how to cutlery goes away

"Can you go put the dishwasher on?" I asked Jace. He sighed, groaned, and was generally dramatic as he got up to do it, "thank you!" I called after him.

A few moments passed. "(Y/N)! Can you come here?"

"Ugh!" I groaned, forcing myself up, "this is why I asked you," As I walked in, I saw him standing in front of the dishwasher. "What?"

"The cutlery. You put it in wrong,"

"It's cutlery," I screwed my face up.

Jace rolled his eyes, "The sections are all mixed up, and the knives are face-up,"

"So?"

"So," he sighed, "if you fall when the dishwasher is opened you'' fall on a knife and stab yourself."

"How dumb do you think I am?"

He ignored my comment, "and if you put them in right it's quicker to put them away,"

"Jace," I walked up to him, putting my hands on his shoulders, "it's cutlery. Get over it,"

Magnus: picking where to eat

"I'm starving," I groaned, laying spread across the couch "I need dinner,"

"Do you want to just order something?" Magnus asked from the armchair he'd been stuck in since he got in the house on "I'm not getting up,"

"Sure. What do you want?"

"Whatever,"

I held in a sigh, "Then pick somewhere,"

"You can pick,"

"Fine. I'll phone an Indian's"

"Anything but that," Magnus said. I groaned, "I just don't want curry,"

"You do this every time," I sat up. He looked over, face screwed up, "don't pull that face. Every time we order food, I always end up listing off every option and you always end up settling on the first one. Just pick one,"

"I. don't. care," Magnus spoke slowly, and I was going to scream, "you pick,"

"And I picked Indians,"

"But I don't want one,"

"Exactly!"

"Fine!" Magnus rolled his eyes, "Chinese,"

"eh, we had that last time," I said. Magnus groaned, "don't you start with me,"

Simon: chewing loudly

Today had been perfect. Simon and I both had the day off, we had no other chores to do, and for once we weren't tight for money. For dinner, we opened a bottle of wine and started making it ourselves.

We sat down to eat, and I felt at peace. We started talking and eating but the sound of Simons chewing was getting to me. "You okay?" he asked before going right back to grinding on his food. How can pasta be so loud?

"It's nothing," I smiled, not wanting to ruin it.

"You can tell me,"

I held in a sigh, "you're kinda chewing loudly,"

Simon chuckled, "Sorry,"

we continued with our conversation. But it was getting worse. Eventually, I snapped, "Can you chew any louder?!"

Simon looked at me for a couple seconds before taking open mouth, loud, dramatic bites, "loud enough?"

"Now you're just being petty,"

"You're complaining that I am chewing loudly?"

"You are! It sounds like a construction site in there!"

Izzy: using the fancy towels

I washed my face, ready for bed, and as I was drying it Izzy walked in," Ready?" she asked before her face dropped, "Why are you using they towels?"

"My face is wet,"

"But there the good towels,"

"Which is why I'm using them?" I said but it sounded like a question.

"But there for guests,"

I stared at her for a couple seconds, "I paid for them, I'm using them,"

"What if my mum comes over?"

"She can use them too?"

"But there all crumpled!" Izzy groaned.

"There just towels!"

Raphael: toothpaste

Call me strange but when I'm brushing my teeth I don't normally focus on the toothpaste. Raphael apparently does when he walks into the living room, toothpaste in hand, "Do you see the problem?" he asked.

"You're missing the toothbrush?" I rolled my eyes.

"You're supposed to squeeze from the bottom,"

"Raph, I love you, I'm not fighting over toothpaste,"

"We aren't fighting," He rolled his eyes.

I looked at him, eyes wide, "Really? cause if you use that tone with me, especially over toothpaste, were going to be fighting"

"Look I need to take care of my teeth. It's just a simple favour,"

"You're a vampire. If you can't squeeze toothpaste, then we've got bigger things to worry about."

Raphael rolled his eyes before heading back to the bathroom, saying, "Just squeeze from the bottom,"

"Never!"

Jem: closing cupboards

"Can you get the plates out?" I asked as I took the pasta off the hob.

"Sure thing," Jem said, grabbing the plates but leaving the cupboard open.

I held back a scream as I loaded the plates up. When he went to grab his I stopped him. "Cupboards?" I said.

Jem rolled his eyes, "You're just going to have to open them again"

"Is it so difficult to shut the cupboards?"

"What's the big deal?" he asked.

"This morning? You didn't shut the dresser drawer and look," I pulled up my t-shirt to show the bruise on my hip "Now I've got this,"

"Then look was you're going,"

"I shouldn't have too!" My mouth almost gaped. "Just shut the damn cupboards,"

"Only if you shut your mouth," he muttered under his breath.

"What was that?"

"Nothing," Jem scrambled to shut the cupboards. I just rolled my eyes and grabbed my pasta.

Will: putting shoes away

Not again. The smile dropped from my face as I saw his work boots sitting by our door. Gabriel gave me a light smile, "have fun," he patted my shoulder, bending down and picking the boots up for me.

I took them and walked into my room. Will was laying on the bed, book in hand. "Hey babe," he smiled as he looked up from his book, "Are they my boots?"

"Yeah,"

"Why do you have my boots?"

"Why were they in the hallway?"

Will sighed, putting his book down, "We've talked about this. I'm just going to put them on tomorrow morning,"

"That doesn't mean you can just leave your things lying about. You'll lose them"

"Who's going to steal my boots?"

"Charles is turning 3 soon. You never know where he might put them,"

Will rolled his eyes and took the boots from my hands. He opened our door and placed them back down, shutting the door. "It'll be fine. You should be glad I stopped leaving them in the room," I gave him a big fat fake smile. He'll regret that.

The next morning, he bursts into the dining hall during breakfast, "Where are my boots?" Will deadpans.

Will looks at Charles. Charlotte went red, "You are not blaming my toddler for you losing your boots,"

"I didn't lose them! He took them,"

I fake coughed, "William. You might wanna check outside." Will glared at me before rushing out. Charlotte looked at me with the most confused look, "If he's going to leave them outside our room, I'm going to leave them outside,"

"But it was raining last night?" Henry said.

A smile crept onto my face, "I know,"

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bakudekuficlibrary · 6 years

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BakuDeku Ultimate Starter Pack

New to the BakuDeku community? Want to start reading fics, but not quite sure where to begin? Here are the Classics!

To give you a variety so that you may explore options and see what tropes you like best, we will list the top three of all different kinds of categories—such as angst, fluff, smut, fics set in alternative universes, fics set in canonverse, etc—based on kudos (because “kudos are a quick and easy way to let a creator know that you like their work” and both readers with an AO3 account and those without can leave them) and completion status!

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Alternate Universe

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Domestic

1a.) Completed Works:

Blood Moon by lalazee ( E | 94,860 | 27/27 )

The Thank-Fuck-We-Aren’t-Dead Sex had started then, and had never really stopped. Then came the feelings and the fights. The ego, the pride, the jealousy. And then there was Us.

(The one-shot smut fic that turned into an entire world for you.)

[Homophobic Language]

May I take your order, dipshit? by supercrunch ( T | 6,373 | 1/1 )

So, like, maybe Bakugou wasn’t really the best choice for this whole pizza delivery shindig.

(Midoriya in love, Bakugou in denial, and way, way too much cheese.

A BakuDeku romance in thirty minutes or less. )

Sugar Stardust by milkcandie ( T | 52,353 | 14/14 )

Between baking pretty macarons and sculpting wedding cakes, Katsuki slowly falls in love with a certain green-haired coworker who has effervescent stars in his eyes. Maybe working as a pastry chef in Nowhere, Japan isn't so bad after all, especially when he’s in such close proximity to a boy who manages to beautify every little thing in his presence.

☆ A pâtisserie AU where Katsuki and Izuku are really the perfect ingredient for each other.

1b.) Incomplete Works:

For Want of Izuku's Toe Joint by Talavin ( G | 103,109+ | 20/? )

When he was four years old, the doctor showed Izuku and his mother the x-ray of the boy's foot. Since he only had one joint in his pinky toe, the doctor explained, there was a very high chance his quirk would manifest eventually. Year after year passed without any sign of it though, leaving Izuku to wonder if he could become a hero even without a quirk. Nevertheless, Izuku does possess a subtle, but extremely powerful ability - the kind that could make him the greatest hero of all time.

[Major Character Death]

The Devil Ships ZeKu by xairylle ( E | 174,694+ | 29/? )

Midoriya Izuku knew what fanfiction was. He just didn't think there was something like THIS out there. About him and Kacchan no less.

Quiet Rapture by lalazee ( E | 29,113+ | 8/? )

That ABO fic where cocky Alpha Bakugou falls in mate-love at first scent, while Midoriya is just a poor bookstore-owning Omega who got his nose punched in is a kid and can't smell a damn thing. Also known as: That time an Alpha had to use his actual personalityto woo his mate instead of relying on his scent.

[Graphic Depictions of Violence | Implied/Reference Past Sexual Assault]

2a.) Completed Fluff Works:

Child's Play by stardustacademia (cosmiclarents) ( G | 3,286 | 1/1 )

Izuku comes back to the dorm as a child. Katsuki is his impromptu caretaker.

Series Part 1 of Quirks and Consequences

Yes, They're All Safe by teaandtumblr ( T | 4,653 | 3/3 )

Villains have entered UA grounds and are disposed of just as quickly, but that doesn't mean a headcount of the students doesn't need to be done. Toshinori would admit, he wasn't quite prepared for what he found in Bakugou Katsuki's room.

How IKEA Sells All Their Beds by thankyouforexisting ( T | 5,100 | 1/1 )

The next day, Kacchan turns on the cold water while Izuku is showering, resulting in a screaming match that the whole floor gets involved in, and soap bars starts flying everywhere, while Mineta throws his purple balls so that people can grab onto them and not slip on the wet floor, earning a “You’re not that bad, dude,” from Kirishima (It's a lie. Literally everybody hates him). Aizawa punishes them all by making them run laps for an hour the next morning.

Two days later, Izuku retaliates by lowering the thermostat until Kacchan can’t summon fire to burn his clothes, and Iida appears in the doorway holding a flag and shouting, “JUSTICE FOR CLOTHES! NO MORE DESTRUCTION OF FABRIC! WE MUST FIGHT THIS STRIKE AGAINST THE TEXTILE INDUSTRY, COMRADES!”

Kacchan rips the thermostat from the wall with his fire cannons and burns the flag, half of Izuku’s wardrobe, and his bed.//Deku and Kacchan are roommates, and everyone fears for their safety.

2b.) Incomplete Fluff Works:

He's Mine by Dracien ( T | 47,318+ | 32/? )

Katsuki staked his claim a long time ago and fuckers need to back the hell up!

not with those shoulders, darling by Disney_Princess_Izuku ( T | 30,133+ | 15/? )

Whoever asshole that said “Midoriya Izuku is a quirkless loser” was a liar, and Bakugou Katsuki would love to introduce them to his fist. Repeatedly.

the baking prodigy in the all-might pajamas by lucyheartfilia ( T | 55,046+ | 17/25 )

College AU in where angry art major Bakugou Katsuki kind of, sort of falls in love with a cute, green-haired nerd that likes to bake in his all-might pjs at questionable hours of the night.

3a.) Completed Angst Works:

there are listed buildings by semiautomatichearts ( M | 3,309 | 1/1 )

Katsuki first sees colors bloom when he is only three years old. It is timid Izuku, hiding behind the cover of his mother's leg who looks upon him with wide eyes, and Katsuki's world explodes in shades of greens and pinks and blues, and he is so startled, he begins to cry.

His life is then on defined in color, in shades his peers can't see, by the forlorn, timid stare in Izuku's eyes that always lets off more than he is willing to tell. There is a schism driven between himself and his fated other, and Katsuki strives to be better than fate, better than what is defined for him. He is more than the written pages of a book, to be cracked open and read by the gods.

He wonders if it is possible for colors to bloom for someone who will never love you back.

Sleeping With Ghosts by lalazee ( M | 1,003 | 1/1 )

“I guess even heroes have to do their grocery shopping.” “Villains, too,” Katsuki said tightly. “Villains?” Deku blinked, gasping softly as he went to his tip toes and looked over the aisle divider. “Where? Shit, Kacchan, you’d better get on that!”

Written for KatsuDeku Week 2017, Day 2: Heroes/Villains.

Tempo by ichikonohakko ( G | 2,081 | 1/1 )

He promised Katsuki the world.

But Deku was a villain. And no villain should be trusted.

--- Or in which Deku let himself slip up in a moment of weakness.

Series Part 7 of Villain!Deku AU

3b.) Incomplete Angst Works:

Once Again from Better Days by limesicle ( T | 45,569+ | 52/? )

Katsuki wakes to find himself reset. It's a time when quirks are just starting, and he only remembers a bit about happened the first time. He remembers enough to know Deku is someone he hurt a lot. He remembers enough to know he had to watch Deku fall. He remembers enough to try to make things better this time.

Changeling by littleberd ( E | 26,500+ | 14/? )

Deku, for that is the only name he can remember as his own, is working for his master, Sensei. The man who wishes to kill All Might, along with every other member in the League of Villains. Deku is a doll made to follow his owner's bidding, whether it be entertaining Tomura or helping Kurogiri with bar duties and chores... or killing someone his master no longer needs.

Deku is a changeling. A Noumu from birth... but is he really? If he is, as his master says, then why does he feel pin pricks in his eyes when he kills? Why does he grin with happiness when he sees All Might beating up his master's minions? Why does the Hero Academy boy with spiky blond hair and dangerous but comfortably warm hands seem so familiar... why does his mind whisper 'help me' every time he glimpses those red eyes?

Series Part 1 of Nomu Izuku

[Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death | Rape/Non-Con | Underage]

Limerance by Serie11 ( M | 80,788+ | 14/? )

Izuku stares at the TV. “Mum, what’s a Hero Duo?”

She ruffles his hair. “It means that the two of them are soulmates. They’re stronger together, so they fight together. They support each other.”

Izuku sighs dreamily at the screen. “I wish I could be part of a Hero Duo one day.” Someone who would always be there for him? It sounded like a dream come true.

Then of course, Izuku finds out who his soulmate is: and his dream suddenly feels a lot more like a nightmare.

[Graphic Depictions of Violence]

4a.) Completed Smut Works:

Gravity by warschach ( E | 71,477 | 10/10 )

Izuku is back in his hometown and plenty hasn't changed much from the 8 years he was gone. Except, Katsuki Bakugou, the alpha king of their small town. He's hotter- because that's fair, right, God? -, stronger, a now-famous pro fighter, and noticeably nicer this round.

Not that he cares, pfft.

Ha, Izuku Midoriya caring about Katsuki Bakugou, thinking he's pretty cute and not half bad once you get past the asshole persona; though that gargantuan ego of his could take a dive off a very tall cliff.

(Fine, he cares.)

A Trip Up No-Memory Lane by acernor ( E | 30,875 | 16/16 )

Midoriya loses his memory to a villain's quirk in senior year and re-meets his classmates for the first time. With 20x the confidence, he takes absolutely 0% of Bakugo's shit, and pushes back when Bakugo tries to push him around.

Bakugo likes it.

Uraraka/Asui is the side pairing.

Series Part 1 of MidoBaku

Caught Looking by EAter ( E | 6,537 | 1/1 )

He hadn’t meant to look, but once he did, he couldn’t stop. Izuku always knew Katsuki was attractive, in a sort of removed, passive way. He’s obnoxiously fit- with good posture and clear skin and those sharp, dangerous eyes.

Really, it’s a wonder Izuku hadn’t stopped to stare sooner.

[Underage]

4b.) Incomplete Smut Works:

The Devil Ships ZeKu by xairylle ( E | 174,694+ | 29/? )

Midoriya Izuku knew what fanfiction was. He just didn't think there was something like THIS out there. About him and Kacchan no less.

Crybaby by lalazee ( E | 33,920+ | 11/? )

That awkward moment when you have phone sex with your childhood best friend and neither of you realize who is on the other end. A love story.

In the Eye of the Storm by CheshireButton ( M | 90,807+ | 11/? )

Izuku Midoriya is a scientific prodigy seeking a cure for a rapidly spreading neurodegenerative disease. A potential clue in his research points to a fabled island, guarded by an eternal storm from which no travelers have ever returned. He navigates through the hurricane and discovers an island that is anything but uninhabited. He must adapt to survive against the natives who place intruders in three categories: warriors, mates, or meat.

[Graphic Depictions of Violence]

5a.) Completed Fluff & Smut Works:

Bluebird by EtherealBeing ( E | 40,870 | 6/6 )

Dialing a wrong number was no unusual occurrence. Everyone did it once in a while, and Katuski was well aware of that fact.

However, possessing this knowledge made it no less aggravating for him to discover — a full two minutes into his rant about his day — that he’d been venting his frustrations to a complete stranger. As if that wasn't enough, said stranger was also inexplicably determined to hear his story to its end.

drag me to the deeps of your heart by halcyonwhispers ( E | 5,945 | 1/1 )

Everyone presents on their 17th birthday, and while Katsuki has already (alpha, big fuckin’ shocker), he awaits his boyfriend’s presentation to finally get over the nonexistent (slight) curiosity over Izuku’s new rank.

He can’t be an alpha, not crybaby, overthinking Deku. Anyways, both his parents are betas, and all that genetic and biology shit says Deku’s bound for that road.

(he thinks)

Series Part 1 of The (Im)Proper Way to an Alpha-Omega Courtship

[Underage]

Let's Be Alone Together by lalazee ( E | 2,623 | 1/1 )

Prompt: Deku being aggressively forward in his pursuit of Bakugou, and how that big oaf would react to someone else actually making the first move.

“Are you going to spend your entire life wishing you’d kissed me or are you gonna grow some balls and fucking do it?”

5b.) Incomplete Fluff & Smut Works:

BNHA Grindr AU No One Asked For by HatakeJory ( M | 39,858 | 29/45 )

Izuku is a second-year at U.A. and ready for his first relationship so he downloads the gay dating app known as Grindr. He meets pro hero and U.A. graduate Bakugou Katsuki who is looking for a cute boy to spoil, and eventually someone who's awesome enough to run his Hero Agency with.

Who knows what they'll find in each other?

[Underage]

[Abandoned] Cherry Time by JunNoAce ( E | 14,492 | 3/? )

Starting just before the provisional license exam, Midoriya Izuku gets an unexpected late night visitor at his dorm room. Bakugou Katsuki has conflicting feelings and doesn't know how to express them at the same time. DISCONTINUED | Unless I think of a way to end it in just a few chapters but I'm more focused on my other fic rn.

[Underage | Graphic Depictions of Violence]

A Hero Must Be Bold by BRICKKCIRB ( T | 134,055+ | 17/? )

Forced to board together after a stint of recent villain attacks, the students of the academy find themselves pressed together a little too close for comfort, especially when it's two to a room and Bakugou gets stuck with Todoroki for a roommate.

To make matters worse with only one thin wall between Izuku and him, tensions grow and sparks fly as both sides rush to craft master plans to win the other’s heart. Bakugou’s plans get bolder and bolder, and Izuku slowly starts to realise that while Bakugou can dish it out, he sure as hell can’t take in when Izuku gives it right back.

Meanwhile Todoroki figures that it's about time he has his teenage rebellious phase, and decides to take a break from his powers to focus on finding who he is as a person, and finding out a little more about what his classmates really mean to him along the way.

6a.) Completed Smut & Angst Works:

Make Every Moment Last by osakakitty ( E | 6,885 | 1/1 )

There are days where Izuku Midoriya wakes in a different world. It is usually a world very similar to his own, but with noticeable changes. The thing that changes the most is Katsuki Bakugo. Sometimes he's a friend, sometimes he's not, and sometimes he's something else entirely.

Canon-Divergent story where Midoriya has the uncontrollable ability to travel to parallel universes. He sleeps in one, and may wake up in another. By seeing through the eyes of many different 'Izuku Midoriya,' he learns things about himself and Bakugo.

Like the Moon by osakakitty ( E | 14,781 | 2/2 )

Katsuki Bakugo is having constant, erotic dreams about Izuku Midoriya. He isn’t sure why, but they won’t go away. In order to make them stop, he needs to figure out what Izuku Midoriya means to him.

Canon-verse story in which Bakugo is confused about his feelings for Midoriya, and doesn’t know what he wants. Besides a good night’s sleep.

Update: added an epilogue

I know you picture yourself under me, baby by sanry ( E | 7,991 | 2/2 )

Midoriya lets off steam and takes it out on Bakugou, inside the bedroom

Series Part 1 of DekuBaku

6b.) Incomplete Smut & Angst Works:

2,645 Miles by mynameis152 ( M | 65,292+ | 19/? )

Izuku wants so badly to get to the other side of the country without his parents realizing he's missing. He just wants to find out who he is.

Katsuki is desperate to make it to Los Angeles without being caught by the police, desperate to fix his mistakes.

Neither know what to expect, but on a roadtrip across the U.S. involving four fugitives, two oblivious runaways, a high risk crime ring, and a police taskforce, the two will discover that there's more in store for them than what they originally thought.

[Graphic Depictions of Violence]

Radiating Heat by FynningAround ( M | 30,406+ | 6/? )

Twenty-two and working at a coffee shop, Katsuki's feigned experience with therapists had been for naught for years straight until he meets the only therapist who is able to control him indisputably.

Ghost by BluKrown ( E | 12,425+ | 4/? )

Midoriya moves into an apartment, excited for the new prospect of independence. He, however, does not realise he has peaked the interest of one of the older residence of the apartment.

7a.) Completed Angst & Fluff Works:

Sugar Stardust by milkcandie ( T | 52,353 | 14/14 )

☆ A pâtisserie AU where Katsuki and Izuku are really the perfect ingredient for each other.

Honeymoon High by Butterfree ( T | 115,021 | 18/18 )

“OI, FUCKFACE! If you think you’re just going to waltz into this fancy-ass church with your fake as shit smile and your miserable bitch of a wife while my friend is sitting on the street carrying YOUR BABY, then YOU need to step right down here SO I CAN DETONATE YOUR ASS UNTIL NO ONE CAN RECOGNIZE YOUR LYING FACE, YOU DIPSHIT EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!”

A beat of silence.

And then all hell broke loose.

It started with a ‘SLAP’ resonating from the bride who activated some quirk to maximize the pain that her ex-fiancé felt. A lady near the front fainted, knocking over the table with the wedding cake and a glass swan sculpture. The scattered remains caused the ring bearer to jump up. Her quirk accidentally activated and sent the brides’ maids into the air. A man with half white and half red hair rushed to save the statue, but ended up tripping over a power line which engulfed the room in darkness. It didn’t take long for everyone else in the building to follow.

In the midst of the glory Katsuki felt at the complete chaos, a calloused hand grabbed his sleeve. He was met with wide and curious green eyes. “Excuse me, I’m the groom. Do I know you?”

Fuck. He crashed the wrong wedding.

[Graphic Depictions of Violence]

Black Light by warschach ( M | 11,578 | 1/1 )

Katsuki grabbed him, which freaked Izuku out. An understandable response, because the few times he and Katsuki had some type of physical contact it ended with him being thrown either into something hard, like cement, or into the air where he eventually rocketed into cement.

So while it was nice…of Katsuki to hug him? Izuku really wanted distance for his physical and mental well being, oh, and his big fat, gross monster crush. That too.

(or Izuku panics alot while Katsuki hugs him)

7b.) Incomplete Angst & Fluff Works:

The Space Between by Kanae_vR ( M | 77,012+ | 13/23 )

Holding his expensive camera tightly between his hands, Midoriya Izuku looked up at the once-white letters displayed on the black storefront banner. “The Hard Luck Bar,” he murmured to himself, unsure if he was getting ready to enter or flee.

Amateur photographer Midoriya Izuku is stuck in a rut and desperate for a change of pace. Deep in his city's grimy underbelly, he finds exactly what he's looking for in the form of an underground punk sensation on the verge of their big break, fronted by a foul-mouthed firework of a human being.

Loud, brash and passionate, Izuku may have just found the creative spark he needed, as well as something new to set his soul ablaze.

Flower Bouquet by MaiaMizuhara ( M | 90,620+ | 15/? )

The flowers sprout from night to morning like moles, although they looked more like faint tattoos. Each flower, as well as their color, tells us about the personality of their bearer. Their location identifies the type of person—chest, upper back and shoulders for an alpha (strength, fierceness and protection); hands, legs and face for a beta (hard work, safety and confidence); and finally, abdomen, stomach and lower back for the omega (motherhood, sweetness and sensuality). Every year, the tattoos are enhanced, they bloom and spread throughout the body of their bearer.

With sixteen years, Izuku does not have a flower, but in his memories flashes the red of the gladiolus flower against the skin of Katsuki. It is the memory he has and with it his desire to return home is revived; but things are never easy.

(AU. Three kingdoms, and a war about to explode.)

[Graphic Depictions of Violence]

how he should’ve known (and how it turned out) by vannral ( M | 33,620+ | 10/12 )

Izuku should’ve listened and known and watched out for this so he wouldn’t be here, in this position. But he is, and everything is awful.

In which Katsuki and Izuku pretend to be a couple to avoid journalists, the plan backfires magnificently because of course it does, and the act goes on. Includes feelings, pining, domestic fluff and jealousy.

8a.) Completed Fluff, Smut, and Angst Works:

the last dragon-blood king by claimedbydaryl ( E | 107,014 | 13/13 )

Katsuki Bakugou was the alpha heir to a forgotten throne, reigning lord and warden of the Fyre Isles, a famed warrior of vicious repute in the Western Seas, and he would be wed to Izuku Midoriya by the day’s end.

coherency by Ramabear (RyMagnatar) ( E | 43,298 | 8/8 )

It's impulsive. It's wrong. It's going to haunt Katsuki's dreams for weeks, months, years. It's going to hang like a guillotine blade above his neck, one fraying thread away from cutting him off from the future he'd envisioned living his whole life.

But Izuku was desperate, hurting, and there was no one else to save him. Nothing else that could have been done. So Katsuki gives what help he can, the only way he can, for as long as he can stand to. He'll hold onto this moment tightly, knowing that it will break apart in the end.

The things between them aren't meant to last.

Series Part 1 of in the sunlight; ever changing

[Underage | Rape/Non-Con Elements]

i’ll burn your name into my throat by halcyonwhispers ( M | 8,688 | 1/1 )

Rules to a Proper (traditional) Alpha-Omega Courtship as explained by Mom and (mostly) Google search:

“While formal protocol must be followed to lead to a happy and healthy mateship for an alpha and omega pair, one rule must be followed at all cost…

Supervision is KEY. The alpha and omega must NOT be left alone for a moment, and while supervised visits are allowed, a responsible chaperone MUST be present to guard the omega’s reputation. Physical contact is NOT allowed. However, the baring of the omega’s neck is REQUIRED at every meeting to show their submission to their alpha in a gesture of respect and acknowledgement that they return any soft emotions.”

(izuku saw how this was going to be a problem)

Series Part 2 of The (Im)Proper Way to an Alpha-Omega Courtship

[Underage]

8b.) Incomplete Fluff, Smut, and Angst Works:

How to Train Your Shitty Omega by deanvspanties ( E | 122,910+ | 16/? )

Izuku will have Bakugou's knot. He's Izuku's alpha after all.

I'm sorry for this, but I just had an image in my head of omega!Izuku destroying the school, hunting down Bakugou, and demanding his knot.

How to Mend a Broken Soul by youwishyouwerethiscool ( M | 57,112+ | 14/? )

Bakugou Katsuki has known he has a destined soulmate since practically birth. He hasn't ever wanted one though. But things change. Things always change if there is a good enough reason. But can Katsuki mend what he has broken? Or has he denied his soul for too long and now the bond is broken beyond repair?

—————————————

Another katsudeku Soulmate AU. Probably because they are soulmates.

And He Was Magnificent by Skaii, SugarbabyIzuku ( E | 4,134+ | 1/? )

Midoriya Izuku is an omega slave, born into a life of subservience. He's trapped, never to reach his dreams of something more; until he's thrust headfirst into the world of Bakugou Katsuki, the crown prince of Incendium Kingdom. Now, Izuku must adjust to a new life as Katsuki's slave—while a war that threatens to shake the land looms on the horizon.

[Graphic Depictions of Violence]

9a.) Completed Hurt/Comfort Works:

Blood Moon by lalazee ( E | 94,860 | 27/27 )

The Thank-Fuck-We-Aren’t-Dead Sex had started then, and had never really stopped. Then came the feelings and the fights. The ego, the pride, the jealousy. And then there was Us.

(The one-shot smut fic that turned into an entire world for you.)

[Homophobic Language]

Before Midnight by DriftingGlass ( E | 211,528 | 28/28 )

Izuku Midoriya takes the same train to and from school Monday through Friday, morning and night. His only company during these lonesome hours comes in the form of another boy his age—a teen with scarred hands and blood gem eyes, a stranger with ash-blond hair who walks in a shroud of danger and mystery.

"Would you stop with that fucking muttering, idiot?"

And before Izuku can find his footing, his life becomes a full-blown collision course thanks to walking cannonball Katsuki Bakugou.

(And along the way he may have found the missing fuel to his fire).

[Graphic Depictions of Violence | Underage | Implied/Referenced Child Abuse | Attempted Sexual Assault | Emotional/Psychological Abuse]

the last dragon-blood king by claimedbydaryl ( E | 107,014 | 13/13 )

9b.) Incomplete Hurt/Comfort Works:

Quiet Rapture by lalazee ( E | 29,113+ | 8/? )

[Graphic Depictions of Violence]

[Abanonded] Alexithymia by DriftingGlass ( M | 61,246 | 10/11 )

It’s as if he’s inhaling a breath of snow and ashes—a shock and choke in his throat, strangely reminiscent of the day he realized that the birthmark blooming on his shoulder was identical to the drawings on his childhood friend’s desk.

Now, twelve years later, it only confirms Izuku’s impending doubts that, yes, he is now legally claimed by Katsuki Bakugou.

[ THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. ]

[Underage]

[On Hiatus] Oddly Beautiful by totalweebshit (Darkshadow) ( Not Rated | 26,738+ | 7/? )

Izuku was the outcast omega of the Hetjan tribe. With his father having left him and his mother years ago the two of them lived alone in relative peace. However, everything changed when the rival tribe, Irae, attacked and one hot tempered alpha, Katsuki Bakugo, decided to take Izuku as his own.

[Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death | Rape/Non-Con]

10a.) Complete Canonverse Works:

Blood Moon by lalazee ( E | 94,860 | 27/27 )

The Thank-Fuck-We-Aren’t-Dead Sex had started then, and had never really stopped. Then came the feelings and the fights. The ego, the pride, the jealousy. And then there was Us.

(The one-shot smut fic that turned into an entire world for you.)

[Homophobic Language]

In Which Bakugou Finds His One Tru Luv by Erina ( T | 5,862 | 1/1 )

Welcome to the Explodo-kill agency! We can destroy your buildings, crash your cars, and help you solve one of the seven mysteries in life: who is Bakugou Katsuki's mysterious boyfriend?!

Series Part 1 of The Misadventures of Explodo-kill Agency

Child's Play by stardustacademia (cosmiclarents) ( G | 3,286 | 1/1 )

Izuku comes back to the dorm as a child. Katsuki is his impromptu caretaker.

Series Part 1 of Quirks and Consequences

10b.) Incomplete Canonverse Works:

For Want of Izuku's Toe Joint by Talavin ( G | 103,109+ | 20/? )

[Major Character Death]

The Devil Ships ZeKu by xairylle ( E | 174,694+ | 29/? )

Midoriya Izuku knew what fanfiction was. He just didn't think there was something like THIS out there. About him and Kacchan no less.

Crybaby by lalazee ( E | 33,920+ | 11/? )

That awkward moment when you have phone sex with your childhood best friend and neither of you realize who is on the other end. A love story.

11a.) Completed Alternate Universe Works:

May I take your order, dipshit? by supercrunch ( T | 6,373 | 1/1 )

So, like, maybe Bakugou wasn’t really the best choice for this whole pizza delivery shindig.

(Midoriya in love, Bakugou in denial, and way, way too much cheese.

A BakuDeku romance in thirty minutes or less. )

Sugar Stardust by milkcandie ( T | 52,353 | 14/14 )

☆ A pâtisserie AU where Katsuki and Izuku are really the perfect ingredient for each other.

Before Midnight by DriftingGlass ( E | 211,528 | 28/28 )

"Would you stop with that fucking muttering, idiot?"

And before Izuku can find his footing, his life becomes a full-blown collision course thanks to walking cannonball Katsuki Bakugou.

(And along the way he may have found the missing fuel to his fire).

[Graphic Depictions of Violence | Underage | Implied/Referenced Child Abuse | Attempted Sexual Assault | Emotional/Psychological Abuse]

11b.) Incomplete Alternate Universe Works:

Quiet Rapture by lalazee ( E | 29,113+ | 8/? )

[Graphic Depictions of Violence]

[Abanonded] Alexithymia by DriftingGlass ( M | 61,246 | 10/11 )

Now, twelve years later, it only confirms Izuku’s impending doubts that, yes, he is now legally claimed by Katsuki Bakugou.

[ THIS FIC HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. ]

[Underage]

[On Hiatus] Oddly Beautiful by totalweebshit (Darkshadow) ( Not Rated | 26,738+ | 7/? )

[Graphic Depictions of Violence | Major Character Death | Rape/Non-Con]

12a.) Complete Slow Build Works:

Before Midnight by DriftingGlass ( E | 211,528 | 28/28 )

"Would you stop with that fucking muttering, idiot?"

And before Izuku can find his footing, his life becomes a full-blown collision course thanks to walking cannonball Katsuki Bakugou.

(And along the way he may have found the missing fuel to his fire).

[Graphic Depictions of Violence | Underage | Implied/Referenced Child Abuse | Attempted Sexual Assault | Emotional/Psychological Abuse]

the last dragon-blood king by claimedbydaryl ( E | 107,014 | 13/13 )

How To Fall In Love With Your Enemy by Insomnia_Productions ( G | 22,857 | 15/15 )

When you find the soul that is perfectly matched to your own, any mark that appears on their skin will appear on yours, as well. Everyone knows that.

Midoriya knows it... but, somehow, he's never imagined it happening to him.

Bakugou knows it, too... but he doesn't have time for stupid things like that.

And, although both of them know that Fate is never wrong... there have got to be exceptions. After all, this match cannot possibly be anything but a mistake. Right?

12b.) Incomplete Slow Build Works:

The Devil Ships ZeKu by xairylle ( E | 174,694+ | 29/? )

Midoriya Izuku knew what fanfiction was. He just didn't think there was something like THIS out there. About him and Kacchan no less.

Quiet Rapture by lalazee ( E | 29,113+ | 8/? )

[Graphic Depictions of Violence]

Once Again from Better Days by limesicle ( T | 45,569+ | 52/? )

13a.) Completed Domestic Works:

i see you around (in all these empty faces) by dandelion_weed ( T | 9,663 | 1/1 )

It's been three days and four hours since he's last seen Izuku. Two days and twelve hours since Izuku sent him a text message that said nothing except that he boarded a private plane in Beijing.

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Izuku leaves, inevitably. Katsuki tries to keep his head above water.

Series Part 2 of until you come back home

how much do i love you? by writedeku ( G | 1,994 | 1/1 )

“Get up, sleepyhead,” Izuku tries to roll out of bed to brush his teeth, but is suddenly stopped by the tightening of Katsuki’s arms. “Hey, you. We gotta go.”

Katsuki’s reply is a press of his face into his back and a kiss on the bare skin. It makes Izuku shiver. “No,” he pulls him back into the bed and wraps even his legs around him. “Stay.”

Utopia by Kanae_vR ( T | 2,079 | 1/1 )

In which Izuku worries that his and Katsuki’s relationship has become too domestic, and Katsuki proves him right. Not that either of them are complaining.

13b.) Incomplete Domestic Works:

Don't Set Your Drink Down by Crandberrycrush ( E | 79,363+ | 20/21 )

With sudden clarity Izuku realized he had broken the first rule of going out. Never leave your drink unattended.

100 Ways to Say by yabakuboi ( T | 45,355+ | 37/100 )

I Love You; or, alternatively, Katsuki and Izuku say what they feel in entirely different words as the years go by.

Remember Me by Blue_Writer ( M | 55,462+ | 21/? )

It had been years since Bakugou was exiled from his home and became the savage dragon king, but one good thing finally came to his life when he met Izuku again. The only issue, is that he doesn't remember him.

[Graphic Depictions of Violence]

#BakuDeku #KatsuDeku #BNHA #w:mcd #w:violence #w:underage #w:rape #t:homophobia #t:abuse #long post

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i got a bout of depression that hit tonight from not being distracted enough to avoid getting in my own head and i think i had too many bad thoughts about who i am VS family acceptance

my queer things, my interest things, my (lack of) set goals.

it hurt a lot to try and explain transgender things to my gramma while watching I Am Jazz, when talking about nonbinary people using “they/them” pronouns, she essentially said that if you dont use he/him or she/her then you have no gender “so you’re just nothing” which was just too close to home (literally) for me to hear as someone who doesnt feel anywhere close to any definition of gender, and am definitely not enough % to feel comfortable going on the male side of the binary.

that’s the hard part of that. it seems like it would be easier to tell her i’m bisexual or something (another term that doesnt really match me, but explaining asexuality or the differences between pansexual and bisexual self-identities is another thing thats hard to do with an 86 year old woman). but then what if it changes how she asks me about anyone i hang out with or makes weird assumptions about my relationships?

but at the same time, in watching this show with her, where she’s trying her best to be open-minded and learn about transgender people via watching I Am Jazz, she starts asking me to explain things in the show. not in a negative way, again, shes trying to understand which is more than i could hope for other 80+ year old grandparents. but then she asks me how i know so much about transgender people and issues they face when its things she doesnt expect people i know in real life, close to me, to have dealt with yet. and i have to play the “Educated Ally” instead of the “Depressed, Closeted Transperson” and hope she doesnt go from asking about my friends that are out to wondering about me. because it just makes me fearful of being in another time period of living in an abusive and unsupportive / negligent household where i never feel safe and im constantly arguing with my family. and i dont need that, or even to feel like im risking getting to that point again

i at least want to feel like i wouldnt be kicked out of the house and become homeless, or stop getting money from my family if i came out at all... but how many other transpeople had the same thoughts and were totally wrong? my mom who watched some of the show with us today almost immediately misgendered one of the transgirls on the show, talking about how **she (i dont want to misgender even by quoting my mom) clearly didnt have hormone blockers as long as Jazz because **her voice had changed. and it’s like, alright, she uses a feminine name, looks like any other normal high school girl, and has been working to try and get her voice to pass better, and it’s still so easy for ignorant people like my mom to pick up on that one thing they feel doesn’t fit right and just misgender someone immediately. and it’s worrisome. because i know how easy it is for “the average adult” around my mom’s age to miss the point entirely on how someone works to transition and making their own personal choices

...

im just queer and tired and fearful. my mind screaming at me “do SOMEthing” every time i wake up is like the echo of a broken record player that’s playing somewhere i can barely hear it. so i do something. i get a food. i grab a game. i grab my phone for games. i grab a video, or a game tutorial, or ANOTHER computer game, or i go on social media sites. and i do all these empty “SOMEthings” to mute the bad thoughts like the ones above. the ones that both overwhelm me into submission and also make me numb to any emotions.

i get bored of the phone game, the magickarp jump cooldown timers are all that’s left.

i get bored of harvest moon, after realizing that i was 1 floor away from the bottom of the mines last time i get frustrated. do i go back for it again and make the long boring trek, or do i go back to grinding cooking recipes so i can finally make that god damn tempura meal? each day passes as quickly or as stagnantly as i please thanks to my emulator. freeze time and do my daily farm chores, use the inventory item dupe glitch to keep stocked every gift item i need to give everyone, show everyone on the local islands my pets for bonus friendship points, unfreeze time so that the one fisherman character will finally show up to talk to and i give him his daily gift and show him my dog, i go fishing with frozen or unfrozen time as i choose. the day is done. time for the next one.

i get bored of the computer games that both tantalize me into playing them because i love them and want the mental stimulation, yet the other screens beckon to me stronger, and i sit on the 3 blue hellsites, toggling between them in mixed intervals.

i get bored of neopets, because it is after midnight and its the 3rd day in the row i forgot to do my dailies. god DAMMIT i’m never going to get trudy’s shitty 30 day bonus spin for those 100k neopoints if i keep this up. i go onto the help boards, and bump up the lottery board. copy and paste my old post, add the moneybag emoticon and congrats the winners. short list gives the UNs. long list gets generalized. the regular group of lottery players and bumpers congratulate and recognize each other, making the odd chat message about their lives. this is as far as i chat on the neoboards now because i have no social energy otherwise to talk to other neopets friends about how life is still depressing, and trying to speak around the child filters and character limits.

i go to my mom’s room, its hard to predict if she’ll be home at 5 pm or 8 pm or 11 pm or gone to her shitty boyfriend’s house. it had been GTA V. then crash bandicoot warped (ps3 port). and now skyrim with the DLC. i play it as i spend my life, there are markers telling me where i should go for quests to progress, yet i wander aimless around the world finding something more interesting to explore until i finally remember what i meant to do. my mom comes home, and i ask if she wants me to get out so she can sleep. she says its fine, and leaves the lamp on shining on her bed. it becomes after midnight, my gramma scolds me for staying in there when my mom is sleeping. while i agree, my hyperfocus is hard to break, and it still takes me more time than it should to simply save and quit in the middle of my doing nothing of importance in the game that i play for the middle of my doing nothing of important in my life.

i eat wherever i spend my activity. TV tray by my bed at all times now, my propel bottle sways like a top heavy asshole everytime its moved. the tissue box takes up space for food, but everytime i move it on my bed its either in the way or not close enough to use when i need it. my nose is still almost ready to bleed from the dry summer air. im still dehydrated because i lack the ability to remember to drink the juice, milk, or propel bottles within arms reach.

it’s 3 am, or probably later. i ask joey if it’s time to sleep. i take my melatonin, we both brush our teeth and say goodnight. am i lying to him again this night, and apologizing and saying i’ll do it for real? this could happen twice before the guilt takes over and i either cave and do it for real, or stay awake focused on my daily nothingness distractions.

on the days its 5 am or later, my mom wakes for work. we talk about the cat. we always talk about the cat. sometimes she says her work is shit and that shes in pain. things that are obvious. she leaves for work and says goodnight to me in the hopes i go to sleep soon.

i sleep. around 11 am to 1 pm is around the time i get woken for my medications. anxiety, depression, birth control pill (1 daily for 3 weeks at a time). i have to eat and drink with it, so its something simple. on bad days i fall back asleep for over an hour. like a sloth, i drag the tray of food to me, resting the plate or bowl on my bed to eat as i stay laying down. sitting up means i feel more obligated to stay awake after this. i finish the food, drink, and my pills, and shove the tray back against my closet, and lie back down in bed forcing myself to sleep.

it becomes anywhere from 3 pm to 5 pm, on bad days its 6 and later. i lay in bed after waking up maybe two or three other times from sweating, or tossing and turning with bad dreams or being awake enough that i could get up, but unmotivated or too depressed to get up and have to be awake for that much more time. i crawl to the computer first, turning off my nightly music and going online on steam. just so whoever cares knows im awake. i go adjust the thermostat as both i need as well as what wont freeze my gramma to death (or at least to complaining for hours). i say that i dont know what i want for food. she offers a suggestion, and i say sure. i return to my room until food is brought to me, and i grab juice or milk to have with my meal. it probably gets cold if it was meant to be eaten hot.

i get a food. i grab a game. i grab my phone for games. i grab a video, or a game tutorial, or ANOTHER computer game, or i go on social media sites. and i do all these empty “SOMEthings” to mute the bad thoughts like the ones above. the ones that both overwhelm me into submission and also make me numb to any emotions. the pattern repeats.

...

this has been Vee Life Simulator. sorry. no refunds.

#vee's pathetic little life #i'm too tired to tag much #it's just depression talk so #you know. avoid it if you want #long post #text heavy

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