Love this Big Aussie Christmas Tree Spider :3
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good news: the expanse is pretty great
bad news: there is an old man
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Andrew Minyard: I smashed a man’s arm to pieces for threatening to hurt him
Kaz Brekker: I tore out a man’s eye and threw him overboard for hurting her
Andrew: I told him he’s a pipedream
Kaz: I told her she’s an investment
Andrew: We had a bathroom scene with bandages and neck kissing
Kaz: We had a bathroom scene with bandages and neck kissing
Andrew: I killed the woman who physically abused my brother for years
Kaz: I destroyed the life of the man who caused my brother’s death
Andrew: I hate to be touched
Kaz: I hate to be touched
Andrew: Emotions are for skivs
Kaz: Agreed
Andrew: My love language is extravagant gift giving
Kaz: My love language is extravagant gift giving
Ronan Lynch, strolling into the room smoking a cigarette: ‘sup motherfuckers I heard we have a group now
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keep wanting to say stuff abt my blorbos like i want to study them in a lab or put them under a microscope n then i remember like 80% of my faves already have lab-related trauma so. let’s maybe not do that
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oh no I think im a little straight for Halsin
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I had to romance Apollo. He was too Sad and Old for me not to 😔
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People writing smut about Carmy Berzatto and I'm like...
No way this sad little meow meow slings dick like that, but go off I guess. I just can't maintain that level of suspension of disbelief and I start cackling imagining him trying to talk dirty.
Don't get me wrong, the man is fine as hell and I would absolutely let him climb me [I'm a tall bitch, okay?] but canonically he wouldn't.
Live your dreams though!
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Me: Ok, Sad Clown is actually a very common trope, going back At Least to commedia dell'arte, maybe even a tad overused now...
Also me every time: the Funny! Character! Is! Secretly! Really! Sad! And Nobody! Noticed!😭😭😭
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I just realised how similar Lucian and Ashenivir are and now I need to go lie face down for a bit
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Im still mourning the loss of half troll Jim tbh. He was the best version
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i just followed like, 5 rhea ripley blogs. i don’t even watch wwe i just think she’s incredibly hot and i want to see more of her
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8am: sitting down with coffee at desk "ok time to get some work done on my comic before my shift starts at 11am."
8:30am: totally lost in the sauce†
†scrolling tumblr, listening to music, and thinking way too hard about that last episode of trigun stampede
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Just watched the Dungeons and Dragons movie
Xenk was my favourite, predictably
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