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captainsupernoodle · 2 years

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*looks at my bookmarks and to read list* *looks away* I'm gonna need to do themed rec posts huh. So here's what I've been reading recently - these are wips that are currently updating, altho at varying speeds! Most of these are steddie 😂

wouldn't it be nice (if we could wake up) by kissesforcas, 70k - they finished destroying my heart with soft fluffy low stakes nerdy loveliness in the shire is NOT on fire and decided to come for me from the other direction with some Delicious angst with their take on immediate post-Vecna fallout. Ymmv if you're squicked by imprisonment and/or medical experimentation but it's clearly tagged and there are chapter content warnings! (Light spoiler but) I wanna give a big hand for Steve getting to join in on the monster shenanigans and an absolutely stunning take on the upside down. Almost complete!

I'll Hear You Scream by whileawaythehours, 50k - AUGH. Vampire!Eddie but it's mostly aftermath, and WHAT an aftermath, ooh boy. Definitely a heavy angst start, but proceeded to lovely softness at this point. Features Steve with a big-ass sword, unfortunately overshadowed by circumstance, but a cool image nonetheless.

Lacking Substance Not Fear by ItCanBePalped, 10k - Steve does music! It's Steve & Robin centric so far (possibly my favorite relationship in the show, and excellently done here) with the adventures of keeping Steve's head in one piece. Tackling IRL consequences of things like head injuries can get heavy fast, but so far this is mostly fluff! Steve Is Okay. Robin, I love you.

(something happens and I'm) head over heels by GibbousLunation, 30k - I did two vamp Eddie fics so here are two "Steve gets hit in the head a lot" fics. Steve is uuuuh less okay in this one but at the current chapter they DID find him from where he wandered off and he's gonna be alright.

keds and tube socks by littlelansky, 15k - they watch Nausicaa!!! No upside down drama, all fun group dynamics, some of that we-saved-the-world-together-but-we-dont-really-KNOW-eachother developing friendship/pre-relationship stuff with Steddie. Excellent.

to be cut adrift by cydonic, 18k - some of those fun old PTSD coping mechanisms! Midnight drives and Eddie trying his best to help out the chronic helper. Steve cooks!

Let us Dwell in Fair Ithilien and There Make a Garden by materialism and sparklyslug, 60k - this is a series rather than a singular fic but it is updating with one shots and things. Some similarities with "the most remarkable thing" by greatunironic in that it's a "five/ten/many years later" of how everybody's lives go after the upside down is done for good, Extensive Steddie Pining, and they both made me tear up with MANY feelings.

hellfire (save my soul) by philomendron, 30k - so far it's a pre-season 4 alternative mundane first meeting of Steve recruiting Eddie to help him put on a surprise party for Robin, which I would read the heck out of all on its own, but it's tagged "alternate universe - demons" and "Steve has powers" so I'm Extremely 👀👀👀👀👀

Punishers, Pretenders by beetlesandstars, 4k - a brand spanking new adventure by the writer of Feed On You and To Be Loved For No Reason At All. Only one chapter so far, but the tags imply it's gonna be a doozy (possibly with cuddles 👀) and I always love seeing the songs and band names people come up with for Eddie's rockstar career. Hang in there, Steve!

Descent into the Depths of the Earth (Or at Least Milwaukee) by disastardly, 40k - LAST CHAPTER COMING UP!!! Steve takes the nerds to gen con and has just now registered his own crush and I am LIVING for the gentleness.

standing up the dead by heartofwinterfell, 30k - just an epilogue coming up!! Max pov of Max and Eddie hopping realities together, I Love Them and I love the creativity around the premise, and the execution is A++++

Oh Boy, You’re the Devil! by prettydizzeed, 11k - I really can't describe it better than the summary: "A campy, satirical take on the Satanic Panic, featuring undercover missions to the local church service, falling for the antichrist, and engineering an Easter miracle." Incredible. to unsettle the foundation by the same author has me SO excited, Eddie and Kali is a combination bound to explode.

#weekend reading #fanfiction #fic recs #fic rec #stranger things #stranger things fanfiction #stranger things fic recs #there is SO MUCH good stuff out there i am being fed SO WELL

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alwayzraven · 2 years

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Hello... can I tell you how much I love your site. I found Kardeslerim by accident and it is also bcos of Ayber. I totally love them. These two, to me, are one of the best relationship I had seen on drama. Regardless of wherther its Japanese or Korean. They may be in their late teens but the maturity they show in their relationship is great. Although there are moments of childlike tantrums but the ways they support and be there for each other. I really hope the writers are not going to screw things up in Season 3. And pls no Tolga arc.

Tolga really is a riddle. He might hate them but he tends to ingrain himself in the situation somehow. For example when Kadir and Omer was being confronted, no one asked him but he joined in the fight. And when Kaan fell, he followed Berk and rushed to the hospital and also helped to carry Akif.

Even so, we dont need to have him to form a love triangle. With Sengul being pregnant and all.. any possibility that she might leave the baby for Aybike to raise and somehow Berk helped and it might make him propose to her..😍😍😁😁.. from what I noticed, Berk enjoys hanging around the Eren family.. maybe bcos he's an only child and they despite lacking in money and materials stuffs still love and care each other. Aybike might provide something he craves, perhaps.

I love Aybike's character, strong and at times mature. She don't always let her emotions control her. Times when being confronted or being humiliated, she took the time to read the room and people and then she 'attack'. For example when Emir started accusing them in front of the other students of trying to kill him, she studied what exactly his objective were before giving him a swift kick😁

Thank you so much for all your work and I totally ship them and hope in the coming seasons the writers would not cook up some ridiculous storyline to separate them. Just a question, how confident and sure are you that Ayber is endgame. And any little snippets or rumours about the upcoming season 😁

Thank you ❤️️ same, I've never seen a relationship like Ayber's on any show/drama and Melis and Recep have the best onscreen chemistry I've ever seen 😍 Unfortunately, I think Tolga will shift his focus to Ayber in S3, particularly Berk 🙄

Tolga is a complicated character. There are some moments where he did the "right thing" but then he quickly reverts back to his evil self because that's his true self and he will never change. Also, even if he gets involved with Ayber, it won't be a love triangle. Tolga doesn't "fall in love", he just obsesses over people like he did with Cemile.

I forgot about Sengul's pregnancy 😂 I am not sure if there is a possibility for Sengul to leave the baby for Aybike but the writers are unpredictable so I expect anything from them. I love seeing Berk with the Erens, especially with Oglucan and Omer because they really did not stand each other in S1 but now they are friends 🥺

What I love most about Aybike is that she is able to look out for herself. Like you said, she doesn't let her emotions control her. She is able to spot red flags whether in her relationship with Berk or with her family and she is able to protect herself.

I don't know if Ayber will make it to the show's finale tbh. I hope they will but I expect anything from the writer. It's still too early for spoilers now and any page posting spoilers about next season is basically lying because production/filming doesn't start until the middle of august so a month from now and there is no way anyone will be able to get any info about the new season now.

#ask

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chanstopher · 2 years

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first this may seem so weird but when I saw how long your reply was I got very emotional bc you’re just so super sweet and ily and idk how that all came out of your reply but ye anyways I’m sappy sorry 🥺😭😭😭 SO ANYWAY! my weekend was fine! I spent it relaxing and in correlation to you asking about my txt spiral I’m seriously and truly a moa haha 😂😂 the rest of June I was just watching mainly their content like their show and their videos and stuff! and I actually ended up buying their digital concert on Jul 2nd! it was so fun and honestly it just made me more excited to go and see them 🙈✨ also I haven’t watched any stranger things but I knew the new season came out and the second volume just came out other than the loud fights have you enjoyed it?? also hhhh honestly firework shows aren’t for me so I get it, it gets semi bad where I am and it was so bad one time (I think it was 2020 the noise was almost nonstop 😭) ooooh we love when things still end up alright even when it’s not what we planned we take those wins!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 tysm for asking about my writing 🥺 it’s been going okay I think, I’m writing things for a few collabs with other ppl and it’s been a lot of fun talking with others and brainstorming my ideas 🥰 and hhhh aww ty ty my mom is doing fine, she’s resting currently but I’ll be sure to tell her you said hi! I know she’ll like that! we actually went out to the kpop store today and I picked up some txt goodies!!! it was a lot of fun, and our store plays mvs and stuff inside and they just happened to be playing good boy gone bad HAHA (this ask is so long hhh sorry I just wanna tell you everything 💜💜💜)

sorry i was trying to get my stupid gifset to show up on the feed and it took forever because tumblr is stupidddd afxga honestly i love that the spiral is just full on stanning now thats beautiful its what they deserve! i lvoe them so much theyre just some dumb boys and its just so <3333333

very impressive to avoid stranger things tbh but i know its just not some ppls thing, they killed off someone i really really loved so im distraughtttt over that but the cooking/yelling show is really good! i love the guy from shameless who's in it and he plays likea super talented cook so im very invested in it zfsasd

i also think fireworks are overrated and they just freak out animals and make squirrels abandon their lil homes and just not worth it imo but they usually have fried dough and im a sucker for that so its a hard choice lmaoo

im glad ur writing! i did see u posting some enhypen stuff i think, tbh i generally glance over fics cause i dont read them but when i see ur url i make like a mental note that ur posting? if that makes sense?

my kpop store is just a record store so they generally have whatever is in the top40 playing os i only ever recognize things from tiktok asxc but omg txt always has such beautiful photobooks! i have a few and god i love them theyre soo nice! plus their last few albums are SO my aesthetic so i just love collecting for them

i hope ur week goes well my angel!

#drm.ask #decembermoonskz

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becca-e-barnes · 2 years

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i remembered a blurb i read a while ago (which i can’t find anymore, if anyone knows what i’m on about pls help a girl out 😗) and it was like dbf! bucky, dbf! steve and dbf! sam?? and oh my god it was so hot???? and you’re so good at dbf! stuff, idk if you’d be into that but hey i’ll give it a shot :0

I’m screaming oh my god, this is way too hot, holy shit. I’ve never written Sam before and oooooh I’m sweating a little 🫠 this is just me dipping my toe in the water with this tbh! It could definitely take a full fic

Like the thought of all three of them being at your house for like a barbecue or something? They all have different opinions on how the food should be cooked because they’re all middle aged men, of course they’re gonna disagree when it comes to this shit.

Sam thinks the steaks need a seasoning rub, Bucky thinks they need salt and pepper, Steve thinks they need just salt because other seasonings will burn on the grill when you’re trying to get a good sear and it’s all just friendly competition.

One thing the three of them can agree on though, is that you look too fucking good. As soon as you step outside into the sun, a beer in one hand and book in the other, three pairs on hungry eyes land on you.

“Fuck, she looks good.” Bucky groans in frustration because these men can’t help but agree that you get hotter every summer you come home from college.

“Don’t go popping a boner already, Buck. At least say hi to her first.” Sam teases, elbowing Bucky, earning him a slap on the arm.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Wilson. You’re half hard already.” Steve laughs and Sam can’t do anything but frown because those damn shorts of his are giving everything away.

“Hey sweetheart, come settle a debate for us.” Steve calls and all three of them almost cum in their pants when you smile and make your way over. Your dad is inside, no doubt restocking the drinks fridge or helping prep the sides.

“What’s up, boys? It’s good to see you all!” You smile, wrapping an arm around Bucky and giving him a kiss on the cheek.

“Good to see you too, honey. We’ve all missed our favourite girl.” He smiles, his flesh arm around your back, his hand landing chastely on the side of your rib cage.

“So what do you need me to settle?” You ask, taking a sip of your beer, noticing Bucky doesn’t pull away so neither do you.

“Who’s right, sweetheart? What’s the best way to cook a steak?” Steve presses, all three men watching you intently.

“I don’t know boys, personal preference I guess.” You laugh, trying not to upset any of them. Picking one over the other two would just mean the gloating won’t stop.

“Look at her, keeping all of us happy. Damn, you’re good at that.” Sam smirks and fuck, the air is beyond heavy with tension as soon as he says it.

“Could do plenty to keep all three of you happy. Can think of so many things I could do to put a smile on your faces.” You chuckle and God, that didn’t help the tension. Not in the slightest.

“Oh, I bet you could sweetheart. But is that an offer?” Steve whispers, low and filthy, one eyebrow raised and the other two men couldn’t tear their eyes off you if they tried.

“How about… Buck in my mouth, Sam in my pussy and Stevie, you can watch.” You tease, not missing the breathy groan at escapes Bucky because he dreams about those lips of yours.

“I don’t know, honey… You seem to have missed a hole. Bet you could take all three of us at once.” Steve whispers, a hand drifting down over the swell of your ass, his fingers sliding under the skirt of your dress, settling between your soaked thighs.

“You want Stevie stretching out that tight little asshole of yours while I’m balls deep in your pussy? You can’t even imagine how good that’s gonna feel. Three big thick cocks stuffed into this tight little body might be enough to break you. You think you could handle it?” Sam teases, running a thumb over your bottom lip to keep you looking at him. Steve’s fingers have spread your folds and slipped inside you, beginning to gently massage that little sweet spongy spot while Bucky holds you up to stop your knees from giving out.

“Y-yes. Please, god yes, I want all three of you inside me at once. Fuck all my holes. R-ruin me. God, ‘m so horny, please.” You beg pathetically as Steve’s fingers speed up, working you painfully close to a release.

“You’re gonna cum on his fingers first, kitten. You better do it quick, who knows when we’ll get caught.” Bucky encourages, loving how your head flops back in pleasure, fully trusting him to hold you up as you cum.

Your pussy gushes, wetness dripping from your cunt as Steve fingers you through your orgasm. Arousal runs down your legs so quickly, the rest squirting onto the grass beneath you with no signs of stopping.

“She fuckin’ squirts. Holy shit, this doesn’t get any better.” Sam grunts, rock hard like the other two men. Steve lets you ride the high out before pulling his fingers out of you, letting them drift backward to toy with your tight little ass.

“Gonna work you open, sweetheart. Keep a hold of her, Buck.” Steve grunts, feeling your tightest hole relax enough to take the tip of his first finger.

“He’s gonna get you ready for him right here. If you wanna be slutty and take three fat dicks, then you’re slutty enough to get caught.” Bucky teases as Sam slips his thumb the whole way into your mouth, giving you something to suck on to muffle your moans.

“So fuckin’ tight. God, it’s gonna take at least three fingers. Can’t even imagine what she’ll feel like with her cunt stuffed too.” Steve is blissed out already, just managing to sink his first finger fully in before getting ready to give you the tip of his second

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Once Steve fits that third finger, not one of those men can control themselves for a single second longer and neither can you. You notice your dad’s car isn’t in the driveway, a note on the kitchen counter saying he’d been called to the office but he’d try to be home in an hour and if that doesn’t bring the biggest sigh of relief, you’re not quite sure what would.

The second you’re in your bedroom, Sam is giving you a safeword while the other two work on stripping you, quickly followed by themselves. They’re all ravenous, unable to wait a second longer, positioning you on all fours with your legs spread far enough apart. Your asshole is twitching and fluttering, begging for more stimulation while your pussy is absolutely dripping, neglected because Steve was so focused on your ass.

“You fucking her pussy or do I get to take it first?” Bucky taunts over his shoulder, admiring the view and trailing a thick metal finger over your sopping hole, admiring the way your slick mess coats him, begging him to press in to your body.

“Don’t even think about it, her pussy is all mine. Need her gushing round me just like she gushed on Steve’s fingers.” Sam smirks, finally stripping, giving his cock a few firm strokes before pressing into you.

“F-fuck.” You pant, gripping the sheets. “Sam, you’re so big.” You sob, feeling every last thick inch sliding into you.

“You know it, baby. Mhm, don’t know how you’re gonna fit all this dick into you, never mind Steve’s too.”

After your body finally stretches to accommodate Sam, you feel him begin to set a steady rhythm, pressing your head down towards the edge of the bed where Bucky is standing with his cock in hand. “Open up, honey. Let’s see what else that filthy mouth of yours can do.” He chuckles, laughing mockingly at how eagerly you suck on his tip.

The taste of precum fills your mouth, salty and warm and almost decadent given how your pussy is already clenching and fluttering around a cock. Bucky throbs with every groan you breathe out, letting you suck his length deeper until it’s hitting the back of your throat.

You’re blissed out already, breathing through your nose since your mouth is so full but your eyes roll back when you feel Steve, lubed up and pressing against your asshole.

“You’re almost there sweetheart. Just take one more dick.” Steve grunts, the bulbous tip sliding in, making both you and Sam groan at the instant stretch.

“Oh my god, I didn’t think she could feel any better.” Sam groans, holding still until Steve gets settled entirely inside you.

When they’re both content, all three men start to thrust once more, Sam and Steve working out a rhythm that leaves your pussy drooling as you drool around Bucky.

“Make her fuckin’ cum.” Bucky moans, stroking your cheek and drinking in each one of your muffled whines around his cock. “She’s been so good, she deserves it.”

There’s no doubt in your mind that they’re going to make you do exactly that, over and over and over before any of them even consider giving in to their own pleasure and you couldn’t think of anything more perfect if you tried.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #dbf!bucky #dbf!steve #dbf!sam #stucky x reader #stucky x reader smut #stucky x Sam #PLEASE DONT COME FOR ME; I DONT EAT STEAKS #I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK THEM OR SEASON THEM 😂#I just see the debates on tiktok #and my dad went to a barbecuing course one time #this wasn’t meant to be so long 😩#tw: alcohol mention

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