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narcissarina · 2 months

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ALRIGHT BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE THONG THING LET’S. MAKE IT INTO SOMETHING ACTUALLY SOMEWHAT SENSICAL

Leon getting lingerie for himself for his s/o :3 dressing up for each other is something that they’ve talked about before but Leon never really figured out what he’d do for it so he put it on the back burner until he found something he actually thought he might like. maybe he finds something skimpy and lacy and remembers s/o’s birthday is coming up so hey, maybe he’ll give them something to unwrap right?

unfortunately. it is not as comfortable as he thought it would be. but he DOES look hot so he’s willing to bear it and then s/o comes home and he’s trying. VERY hard to be sexy and seductive but the damn lingerie is riding up his ass and as horny as he is he is NOT comfortable because the fucking lingerie is giving him a wedgie and s/o is just trying SO HARD not to laugh because Leon’s so obviously uncomfortable with the fabric and he keeps trying to adjust himself to get more comfortable BUT IT’S A THONG IT JUST GOES RIGHT BETWEEN THE ASSCHEEKS but he’s trying so hard and. well. maybe they should unwrap their present after all and alleviate Leon of some of that fabric.

OML😭😭😭😭😭 IDK WHY YOU EXPLAINING IT MADE IT 10× FUNNIER😭😭😭😭😭

Idk if I should write it or not😭😭 could be a romcom tho

But tbh, this is so much better😭😭😭

It goes right between the asscheeks🥲🥲😭😭

#leon s kennedy x reader #leon resident evil #leon kennedy x you #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy imagine #leon kennedy #↬ɴᴀʀᴄɪssᴀʀɪɴᴀ✿ᴘᴇᴘᴛᴀʟᴋs/ᴀsᴋsდ #leon kennedy smut #re4 leon #resident evil leon #leon scott kennedy #leon s kennedy smut #leon s kennedy x you #leon x reader #re4r leon #GETTING A WEDGIEEEE #I CAN'T BIRTH😭😭😭😭

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dbphantom · 1 year

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So... this episode huh

#ITS A JOKE #ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE NO WE DON'T ACTUALLY THINK THIS #We were memeing on the plants giving birth and how they look not-human and well. Who's the dad then?#Well Brad is blonde and was introduced that same episode soooo /j #Trigun #Trigun stampede #Spoilers #Trigun spoilers #Trigun stampede spoilers #I can't emphasize enough how much of a joke this is #Can't believe they spent an entire episode on Vash's backstory and didn't even give Rem half the screentime Brad got 😭

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yohankang · 9 months

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i can't wait for september...

#september/october are my favorite months #they're my months of creativity and hope #and i'm super excited to get a new tattoo in september!! and it's also my birth month #maybe i will get 2 days off and visit my friends... but idk yet #and i can't wait for the weather to cool down 😭 it's going to be more than 30°C for the next week.. i really can't do this #and i can't wait for uni to start again. which is embarrassing to admit but 🤷‍♀️#embarrassing bc i KNOW i will be tired and complaining about the assignments a month into the semester agjdfjsdj #but now i'm just tired of summer... it makes me nostalgic in the worst way #and september is the new beginning #just a few weeks more....#k.txt

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dont-f-with-moogles · 1 year

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Hey Terra! I have another drabble request: number 40, pleease (and thank you) 🩷

Drunk Drabbles 40: “The kids, they ambushed me.” For Alice and Brandon @ranger-danger-hoover

A Snack on Titan II Characters: Reiner x Bertolto, Gabi, Falco and those other Marleyan Brats Word Count: 859 words Fluff & parody

The air was abuzz with activity as people swarmed down the central boulevard, clutching overfilled food cartons and packets. There were so many bodies pressed in between the market stalls that it was almost impossible to squeeze past them. Amongst the chatter of customers came the continuous sizzle of freshly fried foods. Every stand was crowded with dizzying sights: giant wheels of cheese which wafted a bitter tang; freshly baked loaves, some loaded with olives, others topped with cheese; pyramids of pickled delights; proud displays of sliced, cooked meat and cured sausages. All around was the smell of fragrant curry sauce accompanied by the salty scent of the fish stall which bore its tanks of wriggling crustaceans. Upon others mouth-watering arrangements of baked goods were laden: large, flat cookies, thick slabs of moist chocolate brownie, curls of pastries dusted in pistachio crumbs.

Reiner stepped back from one of the food stalls and, turning, passed two packets of golden halloumi fries to Bertolt.

“Is this the one with the tzatziki?” Bertolt glanced down into the first paper bag. “You know I can’t handle heat.”

“Yeah, the other one has the chilli sauce…” Reiner was fumbling for his wallet. The man who was tending the stall held up his hand to halt the customers crowding behind them. Bertolt watched, holding the steaming bags, whilst Reiner peered through the wallet’s folds.

“Is everything alright Rei?”

“I thought I had a twenty…” Reiner muttered under his breath, his shoulders stiffened. Bertolt glanced around him helplessly.

“I only brought my card but I don’t think they’ll take it here!”

“No. No,” Reiner assured him firmly, giving Bertolt’s arm a squeeze. “You always pay. It’s my turn.”

“What’s the hold up?” The stall owner was leaning aggressively over the countertop. Reiner lowered his hand and uttered a sigh of defeat.

“I’m not paying for the fries and neither is he. We have no money.”

“‘Scuse me?”

“I had cash on me but it was the kids… they ambushed me.” At this, Reiner gestured towards the lower end of the street. Just visible between the movements of people’s elbows and the swing of tote bags was Gabi and her three friends. The group were speaking animatedly as they pored over small, brightly-coloured cardboard boxes. Gabi extracted a sugared doughnut from her own and bit fiercely into it, sending a splodge of cream down her blouse.

“Why are you telling him Reiner?” Cold beads of sweat were beginning to break out upon Bertolt’s forehead. His head snapped between the group of children and the stall owner. Bertolt’s voice climbed higher with insistence as he sought wildly for some form of explanation.

“Please, he’s just tired!”

Beside him, Reiner rubbed his face with his palm.

“Sorry… what the hell was I thinking? Have I really gone crazy…?” Reiner chuckled to himself, causing Bertolt to cry out in alarm. The stall proprietor was shaking his head as he reached for his heaviest kitchen implement.

“No… it’s just that I’ve been stuck in this place for too long,” Reiner concluded. Bertolt was no longer convinced that he was the one being spoken to, but decided against pressing the point. Reiner’s features seemed to relax for an instant as he glanced back over at Gabi and the others. His cousin had slumped down upon the floor, her hands clutching her stomach whilst Falco lowered his head in embarrassment. “Don’t blame them. They’re just kids, they don’t know anything.”

“Reiner-” Bertolt reached for his shoulder as Reiner walked past. The pack of customers who had been circling the stall surged forward to fill the space he had vacated.

“Some would say that I need to face the consequences of my actions,” Reiner announced heavily. He did not turn his head.

Bertolt almost lost his grip on the packets of fries. He could feel sweat clinging to his nose as it trickled down from his temple. His eyes roved the scene, taking note of the constraints of the narrow alleyways, the close positioning of the stalls, the flocks of people filing into every conceivable gap.

“Reiner… are we doing it now? Right here?”

“We’re settling this right now,” Reiner replied. Too late, the stall owner rushed around his stand, brandishing a metal ladle and hollering a warning at the armed soldiers stationed nearby.

Bertolt hugged the bags of halloumi and hurtled away from the stall. Just ahead of where he was positioned, Reiner fell into a low crouch with his left leg extended. Then, using it as a spring, he propelled himself forward…

…Gabi was sitting propped against a grey swing bin, her legs trailed out in front of her. She shifted her head against the plastic and let out a loud belch.

“I wish we could have festivals everyday!” she sighed blissfully. Falco, who had been licking the sugar granules from his hand, jolted at a sudden commotion. His head jerked up, eyes following the movement of people to their left.

“Gabi, your cousin and his boyfriend are running away.” Gabi craned her neck around to see.

“...and now we have no money for the train ride home,” he added bitterly. ...

2 drinks down! Anyone else fancy a spin on the ol' Drunk Drabbles wheel? 👈 Send me a number and you could get lucky! Unless my faculties to read and spell start you - you know 📉

#drunk drabbles #reibert #reiner braun #bertolt hoover #reiner x bertholdt #bertholdt bertolt bertolto birth control #RIP Reiner's wallet #god I want halloumi fries so bad #😭#there's A Snack on Titan 1 somewhere on my blog but you'd have to go all through the archive cause I can't remember what became of it!#attack on titan #snk #aot drabbles #my writing

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slightlyrebelliouswriter23 · 1 year

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they should make a women's trousers that fit me

#shop in the regular people section and my hems are dragging on the ground without heels #shop in the petite section and my hips literally won't go in 😭#have to buy like 2 or 3 sizes up in the petite section and sometimes they don't even have that #cos when you say ''petite'' people in the fashion industry be like ''oh so short and super skinny like an adult child? got it 😀👍''#like no babes my hips said BIRTH #like she's preparing for triplets or a watermelon #(not pregnant just going from portrait to landscape cos genetics says it's time for me to child or smthg)#if i can't even find trousers that fit over my hips how am i expected to have a child 🙄#priorities

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running-in-the-dark · 3 months

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I'm so stupid 😬

#I've been taking the wrong medication for at least two or three days.......#took my anxiety meds twice a day. and didn't take my birth control/endometriosis medication.#been wondering all day why that stupid pain is back. yeah..... great!#I'm hoping it wasn't long enough that I'll start bleeding. I can't fucking handle that right now. I'm not even at home #😭😭😭#but anyway it hurts. I'm so angry at myself. the packaging doesn't look similar! one is literally green!! but I just take the ones that I #put in one specific spot and don't question it......#anyway. ouch.#personal #oh and also. I got really shaky and agitated on a lower dose than this of the anxiety meds... soo I also hope it wasn't long enough to be a #problem. because the dose I've been taking is higher than the highest recommended dose. soo. hopefully it was just two days 😬 though tbh it #was probably 4...#and my hands are super shaky but I didn't think too much about that (it happens sometimes) 🤦#annnnd if I do start bleeding that would be a problem because I don't have pads or anything here.... ahhhh I'm so stressed about this now 😭#I hope it'll be ok. I hope it wasn't too long. I can't deal with the pain rn 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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you-are-so-much-better-than-that · 1 year

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#OMG I MISSED YOU GUYS!!#I did not think I'd be away for this long but it's been a wild couple of months #First I was sick with not covid #And then before I was even recovered I had to move apartments #And then a week after I moved I hopped on a plane and went to New Jersey for seven (!!) weeks!#And I finally met my my little nieces and nephew who were all born during covid and was even there for the birth of my cousin's baby!#ANDDDDDD I MET SO MANY FRIENDS!!!#I still can't believe I got to hug them and share friendsgiving with them and feed them chocolate and experience at least one of them prosec #I still can't believe I got to hug them & share friendsgiving with them & share chocolate & see at least one of them prosecco drunk #👀👀👀#also hashtag jackal 😭#It was a great trip but I missed SO much and I am READY TO CLOWN AGAIN #I missed your art and your fic and your gif sets and your passion and the love around here!#Also I have...so..much..porn to catch up to...#Let's do thiiiiiissss

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upperranktwo · 6 months

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It's 6:30 and I haven't slept at all, from what I recall, I've almost been awake for 24 hours. I can't keep doing this (have been like this for years) I need to see a doctor about my unhealthy sleeping at some point lmao (will not see a doctor)

#my new main doc is so sexist i cba with him #debating taking me off anti depressents because he believes i'm just an emotional woman #jokes on him I stopped taking them because they made me sick #he also didnt wanna diagnose me with BDD until my 'husband' verifed it #sure lemme just ask the non existing husband of mine to ask him to tell you i see myself warped #it's on my record i'm single btw meaning he just thinks I should be married #so if I go to him saying i have insomia he'll start claiming it's because i'm a girl #oh when i told him i'm not married he asked if he could speak to my dad #good luck!!!! my dad talks to nobody he's worst than me in social situations #sky rambles ♡#never forget the time I had an earache and a nurse asked me i was on my period and thats why I was crying #honestly fucking killing myself at this point man can't do shit #i've had bad ear pains since birth 😭 you can't make this shit up #i've had actually blood pouring out from my ears and still been told i'm exaggerating #can't wait to drop dead and i'll still be declared as alive because i'm a silly woman who is over the top #am I emotional??? yes #is that the cause of all my mental issues? i don't think so I think that's more physical verbal emotional and mental abuse but go off #i really REALLY shoukd be medicated but the sickness and weight gain which wouldnt go away was too much

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histskins · 10 months

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pondering the logistics of getting a small terrier again when we move

#im not super thrilled about the concept of moving back to a red state at this point in my life #with a gynecological condition that requires me to be on birth control to treat it #and just like. being a visibly Weird Gender Lesbian #buut i would like to live close to at least one of my sisters and her kids #and since the eldest lives in fucking Germany well #anyway. when we move. since i have to stay with my parents #both for money reasons and bc my current dogs and cats would explode without me #whatever house we get will give me my own space #a bigger bedroom/my own bathroom/ideally an office or living room area #bc im too fucking old to keep sharing a bathroom with my dad it SUCKS ASS #and im definitely getting guinea pigs again when this happens bc i wanna build them a fucking mansion #but i could theoretically also get a small terrier again.......#and it could be My Dog.....#none of our dogs have ever slept with me but this hypothetical one could.....#txt #i will have my cats but they can't sleep with me 😭 allergies

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arthallea · 2 years

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why the hell is my birth year (according to tumblr settings) pre-set, wrong, and unable to be changed. wtf.

#skylar talks #it doesn't have the days set just the year but the year is locked and wrong #and if i try to set the right date at least it's like #are you sure you wanna confirm this? if you entered the wrong date and we find out then your blog may be taken down #I CAN'T MAKE IT RIGHT? 😭#so i just didn't confirm it #i'm still an adult at least with that year but. wtf.#my parter has the same thing happening and it's even farther off #not risking my whole blog bc tumblr assigned me a birth year that's unchangeable

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amtrak12 · 8 months

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Also I should've followed my boss's lead and taken a last minute vacation day because I have next to nothing to do for work and all I want to do is play the Sims 😩

#I started the Super Sim challenge but I started it at birth #Milestones are bugged so I didn't go for all of them as an infant but I got most of them #Then all the toddler skills and child skills and child aspirations #So now I'm grinding my way through all the high school years extracurriculars bc I've already finished all the teen aspirations #And it's tedious but I have a game plan to get a jump start on the more sidequesty aspirations #and non high school years part time jobs #I also have her first college degree and four careers planned out (the four careers affected by the degree)#AND HER SECOND DEGREE AFTER THAT!#But I can't do any of it because it's only 9:30 in the morning and I have to sit at my work computer! 😭#Bad planning on my part #Really bad planning #D:

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therevengeoffrankenstein · 11 months

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popping out the pussy looking like a g-ddamn mummy.

#myevilposts #i was a c section baby lol #i can't believe there's discourse about pussy birth vs c section. sometimes you need one sometimes the other who give a shit.#it should be the person's choice. plus c sections are literally life saving 😭😭😭 they were invented for a reason #and that was to reduce parent and infant birth mortality rates and guess what. it worked. very well.#no hating on c sections on this blog! begone if u are anti c section lmao.

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maku-ree · 1 year

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y'all...

#yesterday i went on with this guy i met on a dating app #A BIT SKETCHY but we texted for like 2 weeks and he seemed nice #his profile said 22 so i didn't question it. he asked me to re schedule so it would be at 3 pm instead of 2 pm #ok fine whatever. he had an event the night before cuz hes in a band and all that so i said ok. he arrives n we talk #then he mentions he's 28 #bitch im 20 why did you just decide to say you're 28 #btw the app was facebook dating lmao #n there you can't change your age bc it takes your birth year from your profile SO i was very creeped out #he didn't take his mask off either like. i didn't see his face #oh god i was so boreddd i wanted to see his fucking face and he just wouldn't drink water or anything 😭 plus he had bad posture

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harmoonix · 2 months

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🍄 Retro - Astro 🍄

(Astrology Observations)

ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯ྉ☯

🍄 - I love to stare in the eyes of the natives with Neptune - Asc aspects, most of my friends have such aspects and they truly have beautiful eyes

🍄 - Pluto in Sagittarius Generation is really meant to give and normalize things back to normal, and for example bringing things that were used in the past and to normalize them again

🍄 - Wanna know why so many Aquarius Suns may act so different and unique? Sun is ruled by Leo and Aquarius is its opposite sign so sun acts different in Aquarius

🍄 - Neptune and Mercury aspects can indicate love for music and most times for old music or old music style, you know liking those songs from the 90's

🍄 - One fast way to learn your sign houses in your birth chart is to know the order of the zodiac signs, this method worked with me for example you have Gemini Rising and Leo Sun > Your sun will be in the 3rd house because Leo is 1 sign (Cancer) apart from Gemini

🍄 - 8°, 20° degrees on the Midheaven attract jealousy really fast, envy too and sometimes can even get hate without a reason, on the other hand people can become obsessed with them

🍄 - Sagittarius in your 4th/12th house axis can come from more nationalities/ethnicity/race like having more than 1 background country ancestry (or your ancestors/family members)

🍄 - Lilith in your 9th/12th or 4th house can indicate ancestors or family members working with the occult/witchcraft/magic/tarot etc...

🍄 - Sun in the 12th house natives have an ongoing karma, basically they are working on their karma constantly

🍄 - Virgo Moon's beauty is underatted, they are so beautiful and they can actually look younger because of the Mercury's youth effect

🍄 - I remember once checking on google about Jupiter in Virgo husband (my sidereal Jupiter placement) and I got this:

I can't tell if this is real or not tbh 😭😭

🍄 - Neptune aspecting Chiron will literally empower your subconscious with a lot of intuition, spirituality like you really have the chance to heal your subconscious in case is hurt with those placements

🍄 - Everyone I know with Cancer Placements gets so DEPRESSED based on the weather, and omg I'm not joking or something if the weather outside is bad they're gonna be depressed or in a bad mood

🍄 - Every time I see someones chart with 10th house placements especially Sun and Venus there I know they got the cash bag 💰💰

🍄 - Not gonna lie knowing how organized Virgo placements are, I think natives with Virgo in the 4th house have the most most most most most most organized house-castle ever just like in Cinderella and everything looking perfect

🍄 - You can spot health problems in a chart by looking at their 6th house sign (both in tropcial and sidereal) looking at the ruler/lord of the 6th house and of course the planets (if there are) in the 6H house

🍄 - Stelliums play a very big role in a chart (A stellium is when you have 3 or more than 3 planets in a house) and indicates a big focus in that area

🍄 - Empty houses play a very big role as well, and an empty house is not a bad thing or something but spirituality talking it indicates an area you already completed in your past life

🍄 - Let me tell you how tricky Venus in Capricorn can be to make you fall in love with matured enough people and sometimes the karma comes and strikes and says "They're not the one for you"

🍄 - Moon in the 9th house is another tricky placement to have because in harsh aspects it can indicate a religious trauma and sometimes it can indicate love for religion/beliefs you understand what I mean...😭😭

🍄 - A lot of people who happens to get betrayed have Pluto/Saturn Lilith and sometimes Neptune in the 11th house, (I know all the people can get betrayed but these are just some indicators

🍄 - Sagittarius/Jupiter in the 11th house can be blessed with friends or in general having luck with their friendships and social networks, sometimes their friends can come from a different background than them

🍄 - Mercury at 10°, 22° degrees really can have a deeper voice than others (depends on aspects) but their voice is so damn attractive

🍄 - Uranus and Lilith in the 5th house can get confused if they will want or not to have kids like is difficult and in the same time draining for them (Lilith in general in that house natives don't want kids but is just my thoughts on it)

🍄 - Sagittarius Midheaven/Midheaven in the 9th house or in Sagittarius Degrees 9°, 21° really need to chose something the job/career they're passionate about because it grants them luck

🍄 - Midheaven at Aries Degrees 1°, 13°, 25° or MC in Aries have a big chance to get a leader position at their job or having the main character energy

🍄 - I tell you Gemini Moons and Moon in the 3rd house natives have the best tea ("Tea" as a gen z slang means gossip) like gossips stories i honestly wonder from where or who they know so many things im so invested y'all 😭😍

🍄 - 2nd house and the Moon Sign represent food in the birth chart, and I know water/earth ones love sweets so much

🍄 - If you want to know more about your true self check your Ascendant ruler persona chart, AND if you have 2 planets rulers check both persona charts for ex if you are Scorpio Risings check your Mars and Pluto persona charts, sadly for Leo Risings their natal chart is pretty much their true self (There is no Sun persona chart😭)

🍄 - Leo in the 7th house can have the same problem like your natal chart pretty much tells you about your future spouse because there is no Sun persona chart to look for in case you wanna look for your 7th house ruler persona chart 😭

🍄 - Cancer Risings in your D9 (vedic) chart can indicate a nurturing spouse or in general your partner has a very nurturing and kind energy

🍄 - I admire 6th house Placements for how much they want to keep themselves healthy like is a top priority and i respect that so much, because your health matters so much in life ♥️♥️♥️🙌🏼

🍄 - Aries Placements especially Aries Juno I love their energy. They just give that leader and confident/powerful vibe (boss vibe) in the chart also someone very bold and funny I love them

🍄 - Draconic Chart is the chart of your soul before reincarnation/coming to earth and the placements are indicating how your soul expected to be on earth (like their life), and im gonna cry I have Saturn in the 7th house in this chart as well. my soul knew I will have to wait for that specific person to come 😭 I'm done...

🍄 - Mercury in the 11th house makes socially open natives they get along so good with most people because of their social skills, they're also smart, creative and very open minded too

🍄 - Pluto in the 12th house has a chance to become very powerful in this life because this placement usually indicates an painful karma, you will certainly experience a lot of good and bad things in your current life

💝 This post was more like at a spiritual level 💝

Be blessed you all who read my observations 💝

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norrisleclercf1 · 3 months

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I love Mafia Dad Max and the twins 😭

Imagine if they have another baby, this time a baby girl, the twins are a little bit older, maybe 10 years old, and they go full protective mood over they’re sister 🥹

A/N: This is so cute, imagine you're finally bringing her home and they fuss over you and baby and Max is like ????? You're ten, sit your asses down

"She's my sister," Casper snaps, hating that he couldn't go to the hospital. "She's my sister too, dummy." Fabian grumbles, throwing himself into the couch as their Uncle Carlos and Lando talked in the kitchen. "Nuh huh! She'll like me better, so she'll be my sister!" Casper whines, sitting on the floor pushing back his dark blonde hair.

"Stupid! That's not how biology works!" Fabian snarks, that has Carlos sticking his head out. "Hey, no arguing." "Sorry, Uncle Carlos!" Both boys shoot back, Casper pouting as he hated getting scolded by his uncles, but Fabian could care less.

"Do you think Mama is okay?" Casper asks, ever the Mama's boy. "Yeah, she's strong like Dad. Besides, you really think Dad would allow Mama to be hurt?" Fabian asks, giving his baby brother a pointed look. "Well, noooo. But I heard giving birth is hard, Uncle Lando said so." Casper whispers, knowing he shouldn't have been listening to his Uncle's conversations.

"Please, Dad wouldn't let Mama do this if it'd hurt her," If you were home, you would've snorted at the boys conversation. The front door beeps which has both boys shooting up and rushing the door. You step in first, as Max was carrying your new baby girl Violet. "Mama!" You about cry seeing your two boys, still filled with the hormones. "Be careful with me boys," You warn them gently and your sweet boys listen.

They gently hug you, not as tight as they want, but at least you were back home and safe. "Told you," Fabian whispers, Casper sticking out his tongue which has you giggle. "Told him what, Fabby?" You shuffle gently and smile at Carlos and Lando who leave you be, knowing you just wanted your boys.

"I said, Dad wouldn't let you be hurt. Dad wouldn't let you have a baby if it hurt you," You snicker as does Lando and Carlos. Casper pinches his eyebrows, not understanding why you were laughing. "It's not funny, Mama. Dad really wouldn't let you do this if it hurt you," You sigh at your boys slight protective streak they've gotten from their father.

Speaking of their father, Max walks in silently, holding the baby car seat, Violet fast asleep in it. You loved this sight, Max a little normal looking with his beard little grown out, hair messy and just looking so good, who could blame you for wanting another baby, nothing was hotter to you than Max being a father.

"Is that the baby?" Casper asks, moving away from you gently as Max kneels down and opens his arms for his first baby. "Yep, this is Violet. Violet, this is your brother Casper." Max holds Casper who leans into his father's arms smiling down at her. "She's so tiny," He whispers, staring at her in awe.

Carlos and Lando grab their things, waving bye silently letting you have this family moment. You smile as you watch Casper and Max admiring baby Violet. "She's pretty," He whispers and Max chuckles kissing Casper cheek and admiring his boy. "You were once this small," Fabian slides out of your hold and walks over and peaks over the cover and wrinkles his nose.

"She looks like you, Dad. I was hoping she'd look like Mama." You snort out a laugh and cover your mouth as Max sighs and tugs Fabian into his other arm. "Bugger, she looks like your Mama." He chuckles and Fabian makes a noise. "Nooo, Mama is pretty, she's all scrunchy and ugly. That's you Dad," You can't help it anymore and start to laugh as Max just sighs and gives up knowing Fabian was to much like him to argue.

"We'll protect you and Mama," Casper whispers touching her little hand which flexes open and holds Casper's fingers. His eyes light up at that, and Fabian frowns and sticks out his finger, Violet opening up her little hand and grabbing Fabian finger who gets this look across your face.

"I'll kill anyone who hurts you," "Alrightttt," Max groans as he stands and moves the boys away, "You're ten, go play with your dinosaurs," Casper runs off laughing as Fabian soon follows. You and Max share a look which has you both giggling like you were teenagers again.

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landograndprix · 4 months

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╰┈➤ ❝ desire • l.n c.l ❞

part one - part ii

➪ Charles hasn't paid much attention to you after your daughter was born but a certain Brit does.

➪ Everything seems to be going right and life seems amazing, at least to the others..not for you.

➪ established relationship mom!reader x dad!Charles x lando

➪ this came to me as I was running a high fever, stop judging me..i also needed a charles fic here, No lando in this one yet, Charles ain't a real good partner and google translate is my bestest friend

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charlesgirlies Charles and Zoë in y/n's story today 🥰

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cahlossainz oh

chilisainz oh my god I'm dead 😭

↳ bott_ass bestie same

charles16 she needs to keep feeding us dad Charles please!!

leclerc_16 volunteering to be his baby mama

lanlan Zoë is just the cutest little bean 🥰

↳ charlesgirlies she is! 🥰

lanlan lil cutie like her mom :)

charlesgirlies and her dad!

charloslesainz y/n living my dream life 😭

landoscar I just know zoë has Charles wrapped around her finger

yukisan didn't know y/n and charles were together let alone have a kid 😂

↳ clsixteen have you been living under a rock? It was a big scandal when they were seen together 5 years ago?? 😭

yukisan I'm new so i dont have all the lore, just thought they were friends because they both come from Monaco 😅

leckerkcharles y/n the predator and her victims

mrsleclerc love that there's still people in the comments being mad about them dating 💀

↳ carlandooo for real it's been 5 years people and charles is not little sauber Charles anymore 🤡

charlesgirlies people be acting like y/n is 40 years older than charles

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📍 Sicily, italy

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y/nusername babes big day out 🏖

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noellepicard she's a little mermaid 🧜🏻‍♀️

charlesssss I can't, she's the cutest 😭

charles_leclerc princesse ❤️

↳ charloslesainz stop it, he's such a girl dad imma throw up

hamilt44n man is made to be a dad honestly

manon_roux lucky to have the prettiest girls in the world with me 🥰

↳ joris__trouche je n'ai pas reçu mon invitation? (i didn't get my invite)

y/nusername probablement parce que je n'en ai pas envoyé :) (probably because i didn't send one)

joris__trouche comportement inacceptable (unacceptable behaviour)

charles_leclerc Joris est une des filles maintenant 😂 (joris is one of the girls now)

y/nusername Je devrais lui acheter une mini-jupe et des talons hauts pour nos prochaines vacances :') (should buy him a mini skirt and some high heels for our next vacation)

manon_roux j'aimerais voir cela se produire 🤣 (i'd love to see that happen)

joris__trouche j'aurais l'air sexy et tu ne peux pas le nier (i'd look sexy and you can't deny it)

sharl16 no idea what they're saying but I agree 😭

landoscar her little feeties 🥺

leclerc_16 am I the only one who finds it strange that they haven't been together this summer break?

↳ carlosleclerc they were bestie, they spend time together with friends in Monaco last week..they're both on their girls and boys vacation..pretty normal

leclerc_16 oh I've missed that part..still something feels off

carlosleclerc I mean y/n gave birth to their daughter not that long ago and its probably not the best idea to fly with a new born/baby all around the world. I'm sure they're fine..

leclerc_16 mmm you're probably right, would hate to see them split up though

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y/nusername

📍 Monte-Carlo, Monaco

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y/nusername juste toi et moi à l'infini, petite fille 💗 (just you and me to infinity, little girl.)

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noellepicard 😍

yourmumsuser mes anges ❤️ (my angels)

charloslesainz 'just you and me' doesn't sit right with me lmfao

↳ thurthur my god it's just a caption 💀

landoscar for real they're always reaching for things

thurthur they always trying to start shit and it's getting annoying and repetitive

clsixteen never seen such a cute kid 🥰

francisca.cgomes need to meet her soon!

↳ y/nusername your always welcome!

bananaclerc cutest little bunny 🐰

manon_roux mon lapinou ❤️ (my bunny)

joris__trouche mon petit monstre ❤️ (my little monster)

↳ hamilt44n stop this kid is so loved 😭

sainzleclerc feeding the delulu fans with that caption

↳ charlesgirlies it's literally just a damn caption!!!

sainzleclerc I know but the crazy charles girlies haven't seen them together in a while and don't forget Charles hasn't mentioned zoë in a while.. things add up in their heads 🤡

charles_leclerc mes princesses ❤️

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