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#I AINT GET NO PEACE CAUSE OF Y'ALL. YALL NOT GONNA GET NO PEACE CAUSE OF ME.
brobotsbro · 2 years
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post tfp movie where the Autobots are trying to rebuild Cybertron when some new bullshit arises they need to beat and then, unexpectedly, Megatron shows up from wherever he fucked off to at the end of the film and starts like, helping them out but he's like SUPER obviously begrudging about it and they're like.
Autobots: Why are you doing this. Why the fuck do you care.
Megatron: I am being haunted.
Autobots: ....by ..your sins....??
Megatron, through gritted teeth: no.
Ghost Optimus, who has recently graduated from Annoying Talking Ghost to Annoying Rock Throwing Ghost:
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hunbomb · 7 years
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dating jisung!!
this and one or two more willl be the last of the dating series….
BY THE WAY THIS IS PORBS MY SHORTEST SO FAR SORRY
anyway, lets go!
- whoo boi
- ok so
- you r in the same dance class as jisung
- btw you’re actually bETTER than him!!1
- the teacher is ike trying to teach a dance but!! wait!!
- jisung doesn’t know how to do a series of moves
- so,,, the teacher orders you do go into another dance studio and teach him
- which you don’t really wanna do cause he’s so cute  but you do anyway
- so now y'all r in the dance studio
- “ok so what part of the dance are you struggling with?”
- “erg,,,the,,,uh-the part where-,,,y’know,,, where this part of the song comes on”
- “jisung thats the chorus it happens like 3 times during the song”
- anyway so ya he was finally able to explain
- and you’re teaching him
- it was pretty tiring cause it was a high energy move and you had to repeat it like 4848498 times
- after you congratulate him is when he notices your beauty
- yOU HAVE THIS CUTE SMILE AND DJDSJKJSKJS
- so for the nest 3 weeks jisung ignores you
- and u get a lil emo cause u have a teeny weeny crush on dis boi
- jk u have une massive crush 
- so u confront him about it
- “hey,,,so why r avoiding me?”
- jisUNG FELT SO BAAD CAUSE YOU LOOKED SO SAD AND CONCERNED
- so he pretty much confessed right then an there
- he kept on apologizing so
- yOU cUt hIM oFF w A kISS
- jakjkjkajkjak yalls faces were so red
- anyway
- jisung always hugs u after dance
- like 
- no matter what, he gotta get his goodbye hug
- “y/nnnnnn”
- “no ur gross and sweaty”
- he didn’t sign up to be bullied when he asked you out
- OMG WHEN HE OFFICIALLY ASKED YOU OUT
- he prepared a dance and got the whole dance crew
- when u showed up at the studio NO ONE WAS THERE
- until
- you see jisung walk in
- and start dancing SJSKSJKJSK
- THEN THE WHOLE TEAM COMES IN WITH FLOWERS ANAD A SIGN THAT SAYS “WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND”
- DHHEDJHDJH YOU COULDNT STOP SMILING
- so u go in for a hug
- aND JISUNG TEARS UP A LIL OSSKOKSOKS
- moving on
- jisungs a giant rite
- so ur short compared to him (depeNDING ON HOW TALL U R THAT CAN CHANGE)
- when u hold hands u can’t even see your hands
- and he lets u wear his sweaters n shit 
- THEY SMELL SO???GOOD??
- like h OW
- jisung is a rly emotional boi ok
- dont hurt his feelings cause
- just don’t
- jisUNG LOVES ESKIMO KISSES
- HE JUST COMES UP TO U AND NUZLES UR NOSE EAJAKJ
- k tbh when you guys first met he was shorter than u
- and he has pics of it an d teASES U 25/8 
- “ahhehhahHHAH you were taller than me look at me now”
- “stfu atlas i can dance”
- “i- true”
- YOURE HIS #1 BESTIE ON SNAPCHAT
- YOU GUYS ALWAYS somehow reply right away
- kind of creepy but its guc
- once for a date, jisung suggested a horror movie 
- cause his hyungs said to
- big mistake
- JISUNG WAS MORE SCARED THAN YOU
- HE WAS LITERALLY SQUEEZING YOU AND LIKE HIDING HIS FACE IN THE CROOK OF YOUR NECK
- you thought it was cool until u feel smth wet on your shoulder
- jISUNGIE IS CRYING FUCKSKS
- you stop the movie an d cuddle
- that!was!your!first!time!cuddling!ever!!
- you were the big spoon
- but then you became the small spoon within a couple of minutes
- lMAO OK SO ONCE JISUNG WAS EATING WITH NCT
- AND YOU WALK IN THE RESTAURANT NOT KNOWS HE’S THERE
- y'all make eye contact for 0.00000001 seconds and suddenly all his hyungs r whistling and teasing him
- man all he wanted to do was eat some fries in peace
- lMAO ALL YOUR FRIENDS WERE PUSHING U TO TALK TO HIM
- u were ready to die tbh
- once u challenged jisung to a dance battle
- and beat him
- and he cried
- the suddenly taeyong comes and challenges u
- u also beat him
- and he cried
- JSJSKJKSJ IM SORRY
- jisung is such a cute bf though
- he will do anything for u
- like dye his hair green cause u told him u like grass
- LMAO TRU STORY
- but u made him dye it back to his natural colour
- jisung loves back hugs
- so much 
- he just wraps his arms around u and rests his head on your shoulder
- JISUNG IS BORN IN 02
- HE IS NOT 
- going to have a “fun time”
- he can’t even be kissed on the cheek with out blushing and stuttering
- y'all aint slick 
- anyway
- jisung is a precious bby
- he loves u with all his heart 
- and u love him too
————-
tbh im kind of emo cause i can’t write scenarios FOR SHIT sjkalklksl and I’m gonna stop doing dating au’s 
maybe i should do a drabble game? but its too hard to think of ideas cRAP
whatever imma just see what happens i guess
- emma
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I heard about the 64% of all lives matter wanting the blue lives matter to do the bottom breath exercise
Compared to the, especially much lower 41% of black lives matter positive response out of only 1/3 of the voters saying yes they would exercise. Thier 41% was for anyone else to, not just blue matters
These numbers are broken down from bigger numbers
I really like this. This anger and revenge and hate from all lives matter people
Remember the conversation was, "please stop killing us, our black lives matter"
"Shut up nigg** we will kill you all, blue lives matter"
Then all us went all lives matter. Some in shock and so on and what have you. Some to settle, some to continue the fight.
So I'm glad to see so many continue the fight.
And that is what I am saying.
I obviously am All Lives Matter. I prove that. But I took my time and watched the conversation and listened to myself and felt the arrogance. And i took sides.
And i said Black Lives Matter. Because of what was said.
But I defend blue lives, criminal lives, illegal alien lives, all lives. Because all lives matter
I'm just black panther to the core.
And that's how they are:
a life is a life
A life paid is a life cost.
They taught me that.
My richest most developed understanding of the world was taught to me by negros
My most in depth acceptance of kindness and love and myself was taught by the Harringtons.
The world gave me the black Panthers
My mom directed me to the Harringtons.
They are what gave the black Panthers depth.
Not words. Not soldiers on the streets.
Humans.
Like I said the other day, same as for with criminals and so the Harringtons allowed me to embrace what I hated myself most for. To give others a chance. Like,Jesse James. Others.
Unfortunately they've pushed me so far I can no longer
Love like what I got from the Harringtons has been pushed so far away
By criminals like Jesse James and i will say Jesse in particular m he also for by Malcolm.
So these movements and protests they help people get together and like Seattle's Mayor says, with love.
Its not about anti-others.
Black Lives Matter or all lives matter.
It's about being around love. Acceptance. Protection. No matter who you are or where you been or where you'll go.
It's like being with the Harringtons.
It creates calmer and happier people.
Sure the white supremacy are out with a vengeance and not y'alls business, but we relabeled our SMS to help our planet with that problem
Fun oddity... I saw a video of this guy randomly picked to check the system. Bec it's fairly new and it's not SMS: brightgady but another because of the limited people and rarity of people allowed to kill with permission.
Its called The Brightside of Hell. Because that's where it sends people. LoL.
And so.
This guy all skinny and in all black in an umbrella was breaking windows and he's been driving me nuts since day one i saw that guy. I wanted to kill him,but at the same time i knew i should not.
So, today they tell me he was checking the routing system of people dressed similar and people with big afro hair was the reason for the umbrella.
And they went into a group in a building. Left their bank and credit cards. Phones. All everything traceable. Some others had the same exact umbrella. All skin tones. Big afros also. Because that was a concern for me... An afro being thought of as something else. Just because i seriously seriously love afros
Only African Americans can wear an afro. True story.
So I really treasure it.
So they all left in a mass. Like in a line and then walked around. Some traded the umbrella off and so on. Changed clothes. They did anything possible to confuse the system. Changed gender type clothing and put on wigs. And did stuff they never ever did before.
So then the guy breaking windows was actually on my own shop front.
And turns out the system is perfect. Its God driven and I hear "hey! And tree!!" From tree himself.
So we have an amazing platform. And i wanted and I would assume the world would want it tested to an Extreme.
The guy that broke the Windows is a little nerd, to himself guy and would never ever do anything like,that and he said He thought he would go home and,cry but he,said instead he felt such a rush and enjoyed it
SMS put out a serious alarm on him and when the kill team went to "interrogate" him of his crimes the actual system screamed at them all rrrrrrl rrrrrl so they knew not to harm him. It has an override to override all sounds blocks so if its turned on vibrate it will do it still.
It said "warning warning. There is something wrong! This is not a normal criminal: proceed with caution, check computer before leaving!"
Obviously he was having a mental break and the internet history would say so. What has he been reading or watching? What kind of help does he need?
And/ OR someone is threatening their life to commit such crimes and the SMS hasnt seen or been notified of anyone.
And they actually had that alert after i attacked Denise and busted her head open.
And it auto downloaded my internet history and the phone numbers contacting me frequently and people from chat apps.
So i was chatting with someone new and so it could been presumed it was due to them telling me to or their influence.
He had been annoying me all fucking day and raging me. -.-
But she tried to throw me out the car in 100° heat. She deserved that shit.
But it also showed i blow up and can't tolerate her and will lose my shit every 4 to 6 months on her.
But it was more violent than usual. But its because of my younger brother. She's all scared of him and treats him wirh respect and shit and he told me how he pulled her hair when she was driving and so that is where it came from. More so than anything. That is exactly what was in my mind. I was all he did it. So can I.
Watch me now. Bitch.
So,fucking tired of her lies!! Fucking throw me out the car. Fuck you.
You think I'm not crippled? Well I'll show you what I can do Because walking ain't one.
Had i been in a happy loving relationship or even in my own house all clean with water and electric then I probably wouldn't done that because I would just been all. Well first take me back to my house. But i would been all I'm bout to get out the car and away from her so i can just ignore her till then.
But it ain't that way, I'm unhappy and im angry and she just wanted to fucking look at me like her stupid eyes were gonna mind control me.
Yeah sure if what you want is a beating.
Tired of people trying to control me.
So movements and protests
Yall stupid white supremacy you think you know shit, all you know is you.
When the rest of us get together in life, in the world, its church. Love and peace and shit.
You stupid ass white niggers don't know love. You know fear. Fear once they finish paying their debt to be shipped that no one will work for you.
Fear of African Americans doing what they want and living their dreams
Well there ain't plantations no more.
So you fucking white supremacy have a problem. And it's me. So you better stay in your fucking houses. You get out ane mix in with any other protests and cause shit and harm ill find you
You have another big ass KKK rally ... Your hoods will be removed.
I ain't gonna say all I'd fucking do to you ignorant white ass fools in need of a REAL NIGGER because i don't want you all doing shit to my people. The ones you don't think belong here.
When Venus joined our human race, we all changed skin color. To Negro. Black. Before we were pink, green. Halo (a shade of white) and blue. Few were purple. Those were mean ones. Like the ones I'm sending out with the Brightside.
So for us all to hide the Venetians because they were as Snoop Dogg shows and as the Egyptian pyramids show, they had dog heads. So we changed to human heads and we all hid in Negro skin.
It was a trick that worked
We told space invaders that had,came to attack us before that we had came and killed everyone and we were a totally different race.
Shit worked man.
So these white supremacy. They're afraid of that black skin.
They really are. And they hate it because they want to take over.
And then compound how the entire North America was fucking empty except for some invading settlers from outer space, they really feel that the Nigger have taken over
Cause they aint been to New Mexico. Because they dumb white trash and they ain't seen how black people aren't all over and didn't take over.
But guess whose fault is that? Plantation owners with the bright idea to get people from all over the world to visit or move to the "new world" and not worry about sea fare, just work for your food and you can explore.
So definitely not the Nigger's fault.
Most African American just came to visit
And some were rich but wanted to work for food doe the week or two to see the feeling
And a lot more paid half or more to do part work and part true vacation.
They never returned
So then they got more people to come search.
And it went on.
Like I said we went to Africa to stop it. Returned Africans and so on.
Shit by the time Harriet Tubman came along there was full blown families here. Ma and pa come to vacation. Brother comes to look for them. Then son then sister then their ma and pa and ya got 5 generations.
And we taught the word Nigger in Africa to be respect.
But we warned "if you hear a white man say nigger he may have your family"
Then they ask the Negro "do you know any niggers? Where they are?"
There was HUGE legendary lessons on how to use the word.
In Africa it meant teacher that was all.
On the long ship rides to America the truth was told about how the word was used. So they used it proper.
No ome trusted outsiders. So if a black boy with a thick accent said "nigger to a black slave asking for help in,secret to find his family, then he would know the boy was a slave and would protect him and hide him for wandering the streets as he was.
We're smart. Every thing was intuition. Few code words.
We knew a Negro slave. How far and much they would protect. How they would risk their own lives.
It would get the search party on the plantation. They could search then leave in secret, have food and rest.
Then off to the next plantation.
The word nigger is sacred. To people like Snoop Dogg and others that say nigga.
They continue to keep the word in use to show love as it was initially used.
As I said before it stemmed from,the word Negro the Spanish word for black.
You need to know the whole black skin culture... They called each other blackie and so on
Like i said we all were Negro once to protect the Earth from invaders. So,we were all happy to be black.
We were invaded and we worked a system to accept other planets 32 other races.
We got lax. We thought we were safe
The walls of Jericho? That is in the Bible. It was am alien sect we were observing to see if we could accept their style and way of life. We could not. We killed them and destroyed their village.
Some like Zulululu had observed us and lied during their observation period. To be perfect like us.
They aren't
Just like people in the white supremacy movement.
Like those in the walls of Jericho they will be killed.
They don't belong under the heading of all lives matter.
They don't fit our world and they are out numbered.
So I will say nigger but as you see I block it out when it's used harmfully against others
Except when I say white bigger because there ain't anything a white supremacist hates more. And there ain't much I hate more than a white supremacist.
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