I have something inappropriate to say

but imagine it's Bob Floyd at a wedding

i should be riding some nerd's thigh while he gropes all over my body & tells me i'm the girl on his dreams

Lewis Pullman the man you are…. I have not had a celeb crush like this since my 2017/2018 Tom Holland days yall I’m COOKED

We were robbed 😭 !!!! I really understand why they cut it, because it is a lack of time. But oh god, this was ONE of my favorite scenes in the manga. I am not kidding. I find both super cute here.

... What I always say, if you can, also read the manga.

THE WAY THIS STARTS WITH AN “IN MY FEELINGS” BY DRAKE REFERENCE BYEEEE jokes aside its so good pls read

NICE.

+ pairings: eren yeager + (fem) reader

+ genres: rich kid au, college au, friends to lovers au, fluff, light-ish angst, smut/nsfw content (everybody gets a piece)!

+ warnings: mentions of depression/anxiety, mentions and use of drugs and alcohol, some of the smut happens under the influence so be cautious if that’s something you don’t like, i swear this is all more idiots in love than angst tho i just wanna disclose everything fairly

+ notes: this is alternatively titled super rich kids and you can probably figure out why. some of this is based off of real life, some of it is straight out of gossip girl and i challenge you to separate the facts from the fiction :’) anyways, i hope we all remember the lyrics to in my feelings

+ more notes: one quick reference for ages in this fic—all the vets are older but not by that much, think various stages of grad school. armin, connie, sasha, annie, and bertholdt are all college sophomores. eren, the reader, and pretty much everybody else are college seniors, so they’re about a year or two older. also here is a playlist for your reading pleasures, shoutout to ryn for letting me mooch of their spotify account :’)

+ word count: 19k. i’m sorry.

+ summary: fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you.; or the story of notorious rich kid and self-proclaimed bad boy eren yeager, and his not so goody two-shoes best friend.

“So you’re saying that you don’t love me? That you’re not riding? That you’ll actually leave from beside me?”

“I’m saying that it’s ass o’clock in the morning and I’m not driving in the rain to Brooklyn to pick your sorry ass up.”

“But… but I want you, and I need you, and I’m down for you.”

You check the time on your phone screen and groan. 3:57am. Far too early to be dealing with the likes of Eren Jaeger. “Just get an Uber or something. I don’t know what you and your idiot friends were up to this time, but I don’t want any part of it.”

“First, they’re our idiot friends. Second, I don’t think they let you take Ubers from jail, and even if they did, it’s, like, four in the morning, so I don’t think there are any Ubers driving around, so could you pretty please come pick me up? I promise I’ll make it up to—”

“From where?” you cut him off, slowly sitting upright in your bed. You hold your phone closer to your ear, ready to listen again; because, certainly, you must have misheard him the first time. You wait, but the line is silent, save for Eren’s awkward chuckling. “Eren Asher Jaeger, tell me that that was another stupid lyric from that stupid song, and that you are not in prison right now.”

Eren makes a sad attempt at laughing. “Technically, it’s a holding cell, not really prison… and I would leave, but they suspended my license for a month, and Min can’t drive yet, so we kind of need you,” he explains, “Uh, no pun intended.”

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i cant stop watching anime

no cause literally

Unedited pics of hendery in this suit hit different

Ganymede

Rated: Angst, mutual pining, just a lot of pining, alien au, chosen one trope, lots of longing, the characters are idiots and it is by design.

Pairing: JaehyunxReader

Summary: Being the saviour of a species was nothing like most people would have you believe. It was about being bound to a fate that had been decided before you were even born. It was a prison. Still, it was one you had come to accept through the years. Even when you found yourself thinking about Jung Jaehyun more than you should have been. Jung Jaehyun who did not have any magic, Jung Jaehyun who felt human. Jung Jaehyun, the person you could never have. That too you had accepted. Acceptance, maybe was your special power. But then Jaehyun surprised you like he always did, he figured out that you had a hopeless crush on him.

Word Count: 53K

(A/N): Happy Birthday to the one and only. For the record, I apologise for this clusterfuck.

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THIS SHIT GOT ME RIGHT UP IN THE FEELS IM SIMPINGNFOR JAEHYUN SO HAR D RNFJSKKS

luxury | jung jaehyun

GENRE: fluff, angst, childhood friends to lovers au, slow burn, coming of age  ↪rich kid!jaehyun, childhood friend!y/n ft. some nct members WORD COUNT: 36k PROMPT: jung jaehyun was granted the luxury of not having to worry whether or not he could afford something. you watched his family slowly grow more and more wealthy over the years as his relationship with you simultaneously began to disappear. jaehyun truly had it all: the looks, the smile, the money. but he never had the luxury of expressing how he feels about you.  WARNINGS: cliche plot, make out scene, suggestion, sexual jokes, swearing, brief mentions of dark humour, light use/mentions of drugs, smoking, vaping and underage drinking. A/N: i’ve been itching to write this omg aaaaaaa this au was inspired by summer haze by dreamingminghaos !! a scene in here was inspired by white knuckle tight by lovingyong as well !! pls do read their works it’s truly amazing. i’ve also never written a fic this long before so i’m so sorry if some things get repetitive/if there’s grammatical errors/if its horrible… also thank you to the lovely ruth @jaextapose​ for continously supporting me throughout writing this (”: love you.  DISCLAIMER: this story is completely fictional. the characters displayed within this work does not reflect upon the human being themselves. additionally, i, the author, does not condone the use of drugs, smoking, vaping and underage drinking nor have had any experiences with it. pieces of this work will seem unrealistic simply for plot purposes. the content written within this piece is solely for fictional entertainment. regardless, enjoy !

 jaehyun couldn’t spell ‘eight’ when he was in grade school. in fact, you were the one that had to teach him how to add and subtract since his parents were never home to lend him the support he needed. he was more of an active child, who enjoyed playing basketball with his friends and getting his serotonin through physical activity. as for you, you’d always be in the back, reading a book or doing homework until the ball would accidentally hit your head. then, jaehyun would always come running over, scolding whoever dared miss the ball to the net that horribly and hurting you in the process. 

 to say the least, you and jaehyun were close friends. your families were mutuals, feeling their hearts be engulfed with warmth every time they saw the two of you playing with each other. jaehyun was often at your house when you were kids, simply because his parents were rarely home as they worked their hearts away on their upcoming business together. jung enterprises you remember jaehyun telling you about. 

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this shit right here dawg. this is it

my best friend wants to be abducted by aliens.

pairing: son of athena!renjun x daughter of aphrodite!reader

genre: fluff, angst

word count: 14.6k (this was supposed to be 5k 😌)

author’s note: hi so here is renjun’s chapter to my 00 line x camp half-blood series (i’m sorry, i know it took forever)! thank you so much for all of the support, and i hope you enjoy 💞

warning: one (1) makeout session

You are currently crouched behind a cluster of bushes, trying to get a glimpse of your targets through binoculars. 

Does that sound stalkerish? Perhaps. 

Are you actually a stalker? Debatable. 

However, no matter how suspicious it looks, your motive is pure—for the most part. 

You’re spying on Kang Daniel (son of Hermes) and Park Jihyo (daughter of Apollo), both of whom are at the Archery Range. Jihyo is showing Daniel how to shoot, encasing him with her arms as she nocks the arrow for him. The tips of his ears are so red that they could practically be a flare; you can see how flamboyant they are all the way from your hiding spot. 

You start grinning like a maniac, excited that your plan is finally unfolding. 

You had noticed how awful Daniel was at archery during a training session a couple weeks ago, and you casually suggested to him that he should ask Jihyo for some lessons. You’ve always known that Daniel has been hopelessly in love with Jihyo since the moment he saw her (it’s a child of Aphrodite thing—you can just sense it), but she’s been oblivious to it this entire time. 

Well, until now. 

Just as you guessed, sparks flew immediately. You could cut the sexual tension between them with a knife. You give them a couple more passionately-charged archery lessons before they inevitably surrender to their emotions and begin to date—and your predictions are never wrong. 

“Another job well done, Y/N,” you mumble proudly to yourself, “Mom would be so proud.”

“Excuse me, ma’am. I’m going to have to ask you to stop loitering by these bushes and stalking those two campers over there, or else I’ll have to report you to the camp director,” a sudden voice from behind you says. 

Letting out a loud yelp, you drop your binoculars in surprise and whip your head around to see who it is. You turn so fast that you almost fall backwards into said bushes, quickly using your palms to balance yourself. 

“Renjun, you asshole!” 

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ur pfp, where did u find the pic?

NGL i saw a collage with it and i just screenshotted it and cropped it IM SORRY THATS NO HELP IDK WHERE THE PIC IS FROM EITHER

YOUR THREE YEAR AGE GAO FIC IF JENO IS SO CUTE WHEN I TELL YOU I FKN CRIED THAT SHIT’S SO CUTNEBSBDBD

VHBFEDJKNS okay me cause it was heavily inspired by a fic i saw on deviant art and i was like .....they kind of did something with the plot doe 

hello? are you still accepting requests?

uhhh i honestly havent had inspo to write since april.. HOWEVER you can still send something in bc it might inspire me!!! no promises doe but you never know :)

also where did my request go🤬🤬

I HAVE IT STARTED IN MY DRAFTS I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO FINISH IT CKFJKDBD ITS BEEN HAUNTING ME

somebody give me an idea for a fic i am STARVED

this was so cute to read i- 🥺🥺🥺

7 days with you, but for eternity | lee jeno

Summary: Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday. For one reason or another, everyone has to have a favourite day. That’s not the case for you though, for you have Lee Jeno to spend every day of the week with, for eternity.

4.6k words, implied female reader x jeno, college boyfriend! jeno, friends to lovers au, established relationship au

Warnings: none but there’s an unhealthy amount of fluff

Playlist recommendation: nct dream - 7 days paul kim (ft. illinit) - fallin’ vanilla acoustic - spring with you taeyeon (ft. dean) - starlight eric nam & cheeze - perhaps love sondia - first love j_ust - i want to be a pillow

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