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HAPPY DANHAUSEN RETURN/HOOKHAUSEN REUNION DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🎉 I'm having a pizza & chip watch party with my love (and making noise about it on socials so TK hopefully sees how much people Love That Danhausen) and got Perceived
#fingers crossed for a best friends/hookhausen win (manifesting)#also I do not want to talk about how expensive it is to import better made chips to the UK#or the figures tbh. US to UK shipping is lethal#AEW#Danhausen#(anytime I'm noticed by famous people I shake like a chihuahua but I need the powers that be to see people making noise about his return)
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This is one of the cutest pictures I’ve seen
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Feb 12 — Dreaming
Hookhausen
Hook keeps having a recurring dream.
He used to have them when he was younger — the usual ones of having his teeth fall out, of not being able to find a bathroom — but he hasn’t had them in years now.
But this one is different and the weirdest part is that it’s not even anything significant.
In the dream, he’s sitting somewhere hard and cold, maybe concrete stairs, and he’s staring off toward a view he doesn’t recognize. It’s outside, that much he’s sure about, but the temperature is pretty mild because he’s in shorts. There’s also someone with him. But no matter how many times he has the dream, he can never see their face. It’s just a blur of features that don’t look like anyone he knows.
The strangest part is how it makes him feel.
He feels happy. He feels comfortable, as though he’s sitting with an old friend and wants nothing more than to be there.
But the more he has the dream, the foggier it grows, until it feels as though he’s sitting inside a cloud with nothing around him. It’s like a forgotten memory.
“Hook!” a voice says, and Hook blinks away from his phone and looks up.
It’s Danhausen. And something tickles the back of his mind.
Hook frowns and Danhausen doesn’t seem deterred.
“Danhausen has brought Hook gifts.”
Hook is sitting somewhere hard and cold, some concrete stairs.
“Danhausen heard that Hook likes chips, so he has brought some for his good friend.”
Hook glances around and Danhausen flaps a hand at him.
“Hook is the good friend,” he clarifies and Hook lets the corner of his mouth curl up.
The view behind Danhausen seems familiar, but not in the sense that he’s been there before in person. It’s as though he recognizes it from a photo he’s seen before.
Danhausen grunts and sits beside Hook, his bags of chips crinkling as he jostles them about.
“Hook must try these,” he says, opening the first bag, and Hook suddenly realizes where he is.
He’s in his dream. The one he hasn’t had for a few weeks. Except that he’s awake now. It’s no longer just a dream.
He blinks at Danhausen, who stares back at him, shaking the bag of chips, waiting for him to take one.
“Hook must eat one to decide if he likes it,” Danhausen insists and Hook finally reaches out.
“Have we — ” Hook starts and then stops, and Danhausen tilts his head slightly.
“Eat the chip,” Danhausen tells him and Hook stares down at the chip he has pinched between his thumb and forefinger.
He figures it wouldn’t be entirely surprising if Danhausen had found a way into his dreams, but it doesn’t explain the comforting way that dream had made him feel. Danhausen shouldn’t do that.
But then again, Danhausen is the one who picked out chips for him, who seems eager to see what Hook thinks of said chips, who has shown up when Hook was hungry and tired and in need of a little pick-me-up.
Hook puts the chip in his mouth and chews and when Danhausen continues staring, he nods in approval.
“Good, yes?” Danhausen asks and Hook nods again.
“Yeah,” he agrees.
“Danhausen knew Hook would like this. Danhausen is glad Hook got his message.”
Hook’s gaze snaps up and Danhausen smiles.
#jo does feb fic fest#hookhausen#fic#I mangled the chip vlog moment for the sake of my ship#people have done worse for their blorbos
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Because y'know, now that they're a tag team, maybe Danhausen could make a nice makeup on Hook's face to match his very nice, very evil demonic wickedness(?).
"Picture taken one (1) second before disaster."
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Hook 🗣️ fell 🗣️ first 🗣️
He fell in love first?! Do tell
#it was love at first gifted chips#i’m not sure what this is referring to but I’m sure you’re right#hookhausen
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I think the reason I'm so hyped for Hookhausen is because they really are the weird kid and the quiet kid becoming friends.
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Watching horror movies with HookHausen hc? please
Every so often, you find yourself in a horror movie mood, and so, you decided to ask Danhausen if he wanted to do a movie night
You had an outstanding date with Hook pretty much every week, so you decided to just merge these two things
Danhausen gets a wide variety of movies ready for the three of you to watch
He sends you to the store to buy chips, and Hook helps you carry it all back to the hotel
Hook cuddles up next to you on the couch while Danhausen sits on the floor like a kid watching their cartoons
He is excitedly rattling off factoids and little things about the movies that neither you nor Hook knew
Hook jumps a few times when you get to the more modern movies, and you pretend not to notice
Danhausen eventually joins the two of you on the couch, where the three of you fall asleep
You fall asleep first, followed by Danhausen, and then Hook
If Hook wakes you up in the middle of the night to check on you, you pretend that it's just because he wants to make sure you're not scared.
#aew x reader#aew headcanons#hookhausen x reader#hook x reader#danhausen x reader#headcanon#headcanons#hcs#platonic headcanons
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Here it is guys. The bits and pieces of the hook fan fiction I wrote in a note on my phone. Spacing is very weird because of that. Also, I’ve been on tumblr for 7 years and still haven’t learned how to post right so bare with me 😂 The story needs work and hopefully I’ll get to that at some point. Maybe once I learn how to indent on tumblr 😂
He stuck his hand in the bag, grabbing another chip, acting like his attention was on his phone. He couldn’t help but to keep drifting his eyes up across the room.
There she sat, laughing at John Silver filming a bit for BTE. God, she’s gorgeous, he thought to himself. But he could never bring himself to speak to her. And he had plenty of opportunity.
She’s one of the friendliest people there, hell maybe even the friendliest person he’d ever met. She could make a wall talk back to her. It doesn’t help that she’s also super funny. Anytime she walks by him, or anyone for that matter, she always smiles and sometimes says hello. She always says hi to him though. That he knows for sure.
He hadn’t realized he’d been staring at her, until her eyes caught his. His hand froze in the chip bag, not knowing what to do. She made it harder for him when she gave him a small smile and a wave. His cheeks flushed in embarrassment, and he just barely got his hand up in greeting. Managing to give her a smile back, he quickly looked away, wondering how long she’d caught him staring.
“Danhausen thinks you should go over there.” Hook jumped in surprise, looking to his left and finding Danhausen munching on the same chips he had been snacking on.
Furrowing his brows, he titled his head and asked, “how long have you been there?”
Danhausen glanced down at the chips, and back to hook. “Since your third time staring at her. You got two minutes in before she caught you.” Danhausen shoved another chip in his mouth.
Hook quickly snatched the bag away from Danhausen, giving him his infamous glare. He couldn’t stop his cheeks from blushing further. “I was not staring. And don’t touch my chips”
“Danhausen thinks hook’s crushhausen likes him back.” Hook’s head snapped up to his friend in interest.
“Really? You think.” Hook paused for a second. “She’s not my crushhausen. I don’t have a crush on her.”
Danhausen smirked at him. “Sure you don’t. Don’t worry, Danhausen will not tell anyone. Or try to curse her. Maybe she can join hookhausen. The fans seem to love her. She can bring us more of the monies.”
Hook rolled his eyes. “We’re not asking her to join our team.”
“Then maybe she can join Team Taz. Danhausen thinks they could use a femalehausen to dominate the roster.”
Crushing the now empty chip bag in his hand, he looked up to his painted friend. “So maybe I have a crush on her.” He sighed. “Which is why I cannot be on a team with her. I can barely say hi when we pass each other. How I would be around her everyday?”
Danhausen looked at Hook confused. “But you are around her everyday.”
“Not like that. It’s different seeing each other in passing versus actually having to work directly with each other.” He couldn’t help himself but to glance her way again. He was disappointed to find her walking away with the dark order. His heart sped up when he caught her glance over her shoulder at him. He just barely caught the smile on her face as she looked away quickly.
When he heard his friend chuckle, he turned his attention back to Danhausen.
“Oh, you’ve got it bad.” Danhausen laughed.
Hook rolled his eyes, standing up from his seat. “C’mon. We’ve got a segment to get ready for.”
✨shortly later✨
Hood over his head, he bounced on the balls of his feet, punching the air in front of him. He rolled his neck back and forth, trying to get in the zone to head out to the ring. But it was hard for him to focus with his friend going on and on about plans to get hook with his “crushhausen.”
“What if I did curse her?” Danhausen asked, rubbing his hand on his chin.
Hook looked over at his friend, confused at the suggestion. Sighing, he asked, “and why exactly would you curse her?”
“Well, Danhausen wouldn’t fully curse her. Because you would get in the middle and save her. Since I cannot curse you, you would be unaffected and effectively save her. Surely, that’s a good conversation starter.” Danhausen lit up the more he thought about it.
“Aren’t you guys friends?” Hook asked, pulling his earbuds out, fully focusing on his friend.
“Yes.”
Hook stared up at the ceiling for a moment, completely annoyed. “Why would you try to curse her then?”
Danhausen froze for a moment. “Danhausen can figure out an explanation. Maybe I wanted the monies. Or maybe she-“
“Stop.” Hook interrupted. “You’re not cursing her. Or attempting to. And you’re not meddling.”
Danhausen’s face dropped. “But don’t you want to be with her?”
Hook went silent for a moment. Obviously, he thought to himself. But fearing the rejection he was sure he’d get, he figured he’d just settle for admiring her from afar. Before he could reply, a production team member came up to them.
“You guys are on in five. TK needs you at the tunnels.”
Squaring his shoulders, he put his game face on. Finally focusing back on the task at hand, he pushed his crush to the furthest depths of his mind. Unfortunately for him, it didn’t go very far when he and Danhausen ended up passing a certain girl on their way to the tunnels. She was just leaving, having spoken with Tony about her match later on.
Catching his eye, she smiled at him. “Have fun out there guys. The minute the tron showed you guys were up next, the crowd has been going nuts.”
“That’s good for us!” Danhausen exclaimed. “Fans that love us give us more monies.”
She giggled at that, putting a hand over her mouth to try to hold back some of the laughter. “It’s not all about the monies. You gotta have fun too.”
“Fun is good. Monies is better.” Danhausen said.
Her smiled widened at that. “Well, I gotta go talk to Kiera about our match later. I’ll catch you guys later.”
“Bye!” Danhausen said, nudging Hook to get him to speak up.
Hook glared at him before quickly turning back to her. “Later,” he mumbled, turning towards the face tunnel. If he hadn’t turned away so fast, he would’ve caught her blush and smile, before scurrying off.
✨after the show✨
“Everyone is going out after the show.” Hook’s hand froze in his luggage, Danhausen interrupting him from packing his things.
“You’re coming with Danhausen. It will be good team bonding.” Danhausen sat down next to Hook’s bag. Hook watched as his partner proceeded to reach into his bag, stealing from his chip stash. Hook rolled his eyes at that.
“Clearly, we don’t need team bonding if you’re comfortable enough to just reach into my bag. Maybe you should get your own stash.” He zipped up his backpack, then returned to packing up his suitcase.
“Okay, well if you don’t want to go for Danhausen, I know a different reason you’ll want to go.” Danhausen stood up from the bench, walking to the table across the room to grab a water bottle.
Hook’s head snapped up, following Danhausen’s movement. “She’s going?”
“Of course she’s going!” Danhausen explained. “You know better than anyone how outgoing she is.”
“What does that mean?” Hook zipped his suitcase up, putting on on the ground to get closer to his friend.
“Danhausen told you, she likes you.”
“You’re insane.” He rolled his eyes again, turning away from Danhausen to head to the door. Pulling it open, he was stopped in his tracks when he saw who was on the other side of the door.
“Hey,” she smiled at him, glancing down at his suitcase. “Did you wanna stop by the hotel first to drop off your stuff or head straight to the bar?”
Hook stared at her confused, then glanced over his shoulder to his friend. Seeing the look on Danhausen’s face, he knew his partner had something to do with this.
“Danhausen was just telling Hook about going out.” Danhausen walked up behind Hook, putting his hand on his shoulder. “Danhausen invited her to tag along in the car ride. She rode to the arena with Anna, who’s going straight to the hotel with her boyfriendhausen.”
“Do you mind me coming along? If it’s a bother, I can catch a ride with someone else. I know you don’t usually go out with everyone, I was kinda surprised when Danhausen said you were tonight.” Hook could tell she was nervous, as she started fidgeting with the handle of her suitcase.
“Nah, it’s fine.” He ran his hand through his hair before adding in, “Danhausen convinced me we needed team bonding. Didn’t really give me a choice in the matter of going out.” She giggled at that, and his heart skipped a beat at the sound.
“Well, I’m glad he convinced you. Tonight will be fun.” She smiled at him, tilting her head down the hall. “Let’s go!”
✨at the bar✨
How is she doing it? He wondered to himself. How is she having so much fun sober while I’m two drinks in and miserable. God, I need to smoke.
“What are you doing over here by yourself moping?” Danhausen interrupted his thoughts.
Hook sighed, twirling the glass in his hand to hear that satisfying clink of the ice. “I don’t like big groups like this. If the lads were here, it’d be a different story.”
“You know everyone here.”
“Yeah, but not like that. I’m not close with everyone. I keep to myself.”
“You like to party. Danhausen has seen you.”
“Yeah, when I’m with my friends.”
“Danhausen is your friend.”
Hook sighed, chugging the end of his drink. “Yes, you are. That’s about it.”
“She can be too. Put in the effort.”
“What would I even say to her?”
Danhausen turned to look at her, before turning back to his slumping friend. “Well, she just lost her third game of pool. Do you know how to play?”
Hook shrugged his shoulders, giving a slight nod.
“So, go offer her some help. Ask her if she’d like a partner.” Hook glanced her way, catching her pouting at Adam Cole taunting her for her defeat. He couldn’t help but find her pouting completely adorable.
“But-“ Hook started, being interrupted by Danhausen almost immediately.
“No buts. No thinking. Just go over there.” Danhausen pulled him out of his seat and shoved Hook in her direction.
Hook quickly caught his step, before heading over to her while trying to act casual. With all his effort, he couldn’t get his heart to slow down even the slightest bit.
“3-0! Undefeated bay bay!” Adam laughed, putting the pool stick down on the table.
“I told you I suck!” She said, crossing her arms over her chest. “I can’t even play 8 ball on iMessage.” Rolling her eyes, she glanced to her left and was surprised to find Hook approaching.
“Need a hand? I’m pretty good at pool. We could team?” Hook reached back, rubbing his neck anxiously.
She smiled at him, before turning to grin at Adam in victory. “Yeah, why don’t we have a nice game of two v two. You won’t be bragging by the end of that!”
Adam laughed, glancing down at his watch. Before he could say anything, Britt approached him. “Ready to get going? We got an early flight home tomorrow so I can make my appointments.”
“Aw, you’re lucky, Britt’s saving you from having your winning streak ended.”
Adam laughed at that. “Trust me, kid, you’d still lose even with a partner. Rain check for that game.” Adam wrapped his arm around Britt. “Night, guys.”
Hook and her watched as the couple walked away. He felt defeated as he watched his chance with her go out the door, no longer having a need to play pool.
“He was right, ya know.” His eyes snapped in her direction, finding her already looking back at him. “I’m really bad at pool. We would’ve lost.”
“So, maybe it’s good he’s leaving.” Hook leaned past her, grabbing the stick Adam had left on the table.
She tilted her head in confusion. “Are you going to kick my ass in pool now?”
He laughed at that. “No, I’m going to teach you how to play, so we can kick Adam’s ass next time.”
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Being in a poly relationship with HookHausen hcs?
poly!hookhausen hcs
danhausen immediately threatening to curse anyone who hurts you two in the ring
hook likes being little spoon secretly
being the only people hook shares his chips with <33
they def fight over who gets to kiss you first when they get home
taz loving you and being so understanding of your dynamic
being middle spoon so you get to be held and hold one of your boys
they both love getting their hair played with and thank god you have two hands
head scratches are the only way to get them to danhausen to shut up sometimes, even though you love his ramblings.
trying to make them break character when you're helping them film promos
helping donovan do his makeup <33
as always my inbox is open for requests 🩷
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This is so adorable oh my god, Clara has chips and the paint she's literally hookhausen
#it's like she's their fusion#them hanging out backstage after she gave hook the biggest low five ever??? this is so adorable I may cry#AEW#Hookhausen#Danhausen#Hook#Little Danhausen
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the hookhausen story primer
Hey wrestling, I heard you like primers...
Are you a fan of delicious flavor, slow burn, and enemies to lovers, but you are overwhelmed by a list of links and kind of just want things explained to you in one spot so you can understand a story?? I gotchu, boo, let's talk about Hookhausen, since the fandom be WAKING UP AGAIN as we approach the eve of potential new content. I've put links to videos and such in here if you would like them but you don't have to click on them if you don't want and you will still get the whole story. Please consider this your one-stop shop! It's such a fun story and I hope more people can find it as compelling and wonderful as we do!! Additionally, for anyone new to wrestling, I've included explanations for lingo and such, so it is easier to read. (This is also for my mutuals who keep seeing me post shit and are like ‘please what is this why are these people half-naked and why are you so feral please explain this’ OKAY I AM TRYING.)
To start with, let’s meet our cast of characters! First, we have Danhausen.
Danhausen is originally an indie wrestler who went through a few gimmicks before settling on the one he’s got now, which is a slightly goofy, awkward demon who may or may not be from another world and curses people when they do something he doesn’t like and/or to win matches. He likes money. He doesn’t like people swearing. Sometimes he goes evil and pours teeth in people’s mouths. He may or may not also be one of the most powerful wrestlers on AEW’s roster in terms of cult following, merchandise sales, and using his social media almost entirely in kayfabe (in-character). This is important; a lot of his character development happens on SM.
Next, we have Hook.
Hook is a legacy, nepotism baby whose father, Taz, is a famous wrestler from the 90s/00s. Taz remains on AEW’s roster as a commentator who also, for awhile, had his own stable (team) called Team Taz. Hook started helping out with Team Taz during the pandemic, and after becoming sort of a staple behind the scenes, debuted in late 2021 on his own. He is a murder kitten who usually refuses to talk, be nice, or generally just do what people want him to. He can normally be found eating chips, wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and sulking. His signature move is his father’s old submission technique that he’s renamed Redrum. Currently, Hook has never lost a match. He is very, very, very pretty. It probably should be illegal.
You might think all of this Hookhausen stuff starts when the story begins in AEW canon (split between their shows: Dynamite and Rampage), but actually, it starts well before this point. I KNOW, it’s insanity. So in late 2021, Hook debuts in AEW after hanging around for a year or so with his dad. This is a big deal for him! And at the same time, Danhausen was benched with a massively broken leg from a match in October. Danhausen tweets several times about how cool Hook is. It’s enough to be noticeable, mostly because at this point, Danhausen is not signed with AEW. He continues to do this through January. In fact, he doesn’t officially appear in AEW until January 26, 2022, when he shows up on the show and they announce his signing on social media. The very next day, Danhausen uploads a photo of him and Hook together to his Instagram, captioned, “Send Hookhausen.”
But nothing much happens with this strange hint until February 24, when Danhausen finds Hook backstage and gives him chips, filming it for his vloghausen. But things go sour, for some reason, when, on March 25, 2022, Danhausen attempts to curse Hook on Rampage. Hook had just thrown a dude through the certificate of accomplishment that his former mentor, QT Marshall, attempted to give him. Nobody likes QT, so we don’t really care. However, Danhausen cared for some reason, and came out to curse Hook. It failed! Hook walked away without anything happening, and Danhausen expressed dismay and alarm that it hadn’t worked. Danhausen then began tweeting about how Hook had become “too powerful.”
Danhausen spends a few weeks trying to curse Hook on television. He tries during an interview, after popping out of a trash can, and then, after a tense altercation between Hook and another wrestler, Tony Nese (with Mark Sterling, his lawyer), in a gym. His last attempt is during one of Hook’s actual matches, when Danhausen emerges ringside and tries one last time to curse Hook. Naturally, it continues to fail. During this match, Tony Nese and Mark Sterling are also ringside, taking notes and talking together about Hook. Danhausen is so frustrated by his lack of success that he goes into the ring after Hook wins and challenges him directly. If Hook won’t be cursed, well then dagnabbit, he will fight Danhausen.
Hook sort of ignores this, because he’s Hook, and he doesn’t really care. This means Danhausen has to resort to the most EXTREME of measures: taking a bag of Hook’s potato chips and DESTROYING THEM ALL BACKSTAGE. Finally, a reaction! Hook slams Danhausen into the wall and says, “You wanted my attention? You got it now.” The feud officially begins.
Danhausen calls Hook out the next week to settle things. It’s not an official match, but it’s definitely going to be a fight when Hook comes out with his hands taped and his murder face on. The two are about to get into things when Mark Sterling comes out and asks the crowd if they really want to see the two of them fight. Of course, the crowd says yes. Danhausen and Hook are beloved crowd favorites. But then, Tony Nese attacks them both, because he’s angry that Hook keeps getting so much attention just for being a legacy brat. Hook drives them both off with some well-timed suplexes, and the crowd picks up the chant of “Hookhausen.” Danhausen decides this incident has united them, and offers his hand for a handshake. Hook just grabs him, yells in his face, and stalks out of the ring.
But after that, Tony Nese challenges Danhausen to a match, which is weird anyway, since Hook was the one who beat him when he launched his little ambush on them. Hook has another match, and at the end, Danhausen comes out to ask him to “be in Danhausen’s corner” during the match with Tony Nese. This match takes place on Hook’s birthday, May 4. Hook is still not budging an inch on this partnership thing, and shoves Danhausen after Danhausen touches him. But then Danhausen pulls out a little bag of potato chips with a bow on top and drops it into the ring before slinking out, leaving Hook to stare down at the birthday present. His face goes through some actual emotions. The crowd goes wild when he reaches down to pick up the bag…and then boos after he drops it again. Hook leaves it in the ring, offering nothing.
Danhausen’s match with Tony Nese happens on May 11, 2022. It’s his AEW debut! He loses in a shocking 32-seconds after Tony smacks him with his knee and knocks him loopy. Afterwards, Nese remains in the ring to celebrate and Mark Sterling taunts the crowd about how great Nese is. Nese attacks Danhausen again, after the bell has rung. He’s actually about to do it a third time when Hook’s music starts. He comes out with murder face on, gets in the ring, and drives Nese and Sterling back up to the tunnels. Danhausen, after struggling to his feet, offers his hand again. This time, Hook shakes it. Partnership time!
After this handshake happens, Hookhausen has a bit on the after-show (which is only for people watching in the audience). Hook comes out to fight CM Punk, who ends up skipping out of the ring and starting back up the ramp to avoid him. Danhausen emerges and drives Punk back into the ring, where he gets down on his knees to plead with Hook not to murder him. Hook shakes his hand…and then chokes him out. Danhausen is happy. Hookhausen leaves Punk in the ring and exit together. (After-shows aren’t “canon,” but it’s sure as hell fun to watch.)
Hookhausen challenges Nese and Sterling to a tag match, which gets scheduled as the buy-in for AEW’s big PPV show in Las Vegas. They even get a training montage video leading up to the show, and a ride with RJ City on “The Road to Double or Nothing.” The tag match sees them victorious, after Danhausen gets a little thrown around and Hook suplexes them into oblivion. Hook tags Danhausen back in for the pin, because love is real. Then they hold their hands up as winners. This is important, because Hook never lets the ref hold his hand up after matches, and it’s the first time anyone ever has.
Afterwards, Hookhausen give an interview where Danhausen says they will eat chips to celebrate after taking their winnings, and Hook looks at Danhausen like he hung the moon, offering one of his only canon smiles.
They also buy “PT Cruisers” for an interview spot and drive them around the parking lot. They appear to be the best of friends now! Doing silly shit together! But then…
Hook gets challenged in June. He’s offering another not-interview when Danhausen shows up and talks about how they will “eviscerate” enemies together. Hook puts his hand out on Danhausen’s chest and says, “I got this,” and walks off. This, unfortunately, is the last official canon on-screen appearance they will have together in 2022. It’s very strange. And quite heart-breaking. AEW continues to milk the Hookhausen train, though, by throwing a graphic of them together in a canoe on the “Quake in the Lake” promotional poster. The graphic designer had a great day with that one.
After they separate, Danhausen challenges Hook's fellow Team Taz member Ricky Starks for the FTW Champion Belt he holds. He loses, but right after he does, Ricky opens up a general challenge for anyone who wants it. Hook comes out, much to Ricky’s chagrin, and wins. He's the current FTW Belt holder now. (The belt, originally, was introduced by his dad Taz!) Following this, Team Taz officially disbands, which means he also doesn't have a stable. During all of this, Danhausen has been orbiting around a stable called the Best Friends. He's never officially become one of them, but he goes out with them during matches and is an assumed staple with them.
In the fall, Danhausen begins a series of in-canon and social media work in which he gets hit multiple times in the head; eventually, this triggers a different version of himself that fandom refers to usually as "Evilhausen." Evilhausen comes out in November during a 5-man tag match with the Best Friends and Rocky Romero versus the Factory.
We then never see Evilhausen again, but the strange tweets and lyric drops continue on social media. This likely will still be important. Danhausen does a ton of character work on social media. It is also worth noting that in late October, Danhausen abruptly stops talking about Hook and Hookhausen altogether, everywhere. There are months of silence.
In December, Hook begins a somewhat confusing partnership with another wrestler called "Jungle Boy" Jack Perry. The entire storyline they have closely parallels a lot of the original Hookhausen story, complete with a handshake. During this, Danhausen begins mentioning Hook and Hookhausen again in various non-canon sources. The tag team, coined as JungleHook, culminates supposedly in a "one night only" match against a stable known as the Firm. JungleHook wins. However, the Firm is still targeting Jungle Boy for some reason. They challenge Jungle Boy to a one-on-one after the tag match.
A few hours before the match, Danhausen finally tweets about the entire situation…like a jealous ex.
And during the match, Hook comes out when Jungle Boy is nearly done for, surprising the Firm enough that Jungle Boy is able to win. They are then challenged to another tag match, which they accept. Danhausen begins posting angry break up songs on social media.
And that's where we are at present!! For a full video masterlist, including all the fun bits that they’ve done in Danhausen’s vlogs, please see the video primer! We would love to have new people equally pumped about seeing their FAR TOO SHORT STORY finally continue, because they sure as hell ain’t done with each other. (We have a 9 page document to prove it.)
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Intimidation
[Hookhausen x AFAB!Reader]
Summary: Your best friend, Danhausen, has seemed to throw you to the wayside once Hook becomes his partner. You can't stand for this, so you do the only thing you know will get his attention: steal Hook's chips.
Word Count: 2,900+
Warnings: 18+! SMUT! MNORS DNI! Blowjobs, biting, PiV sex (please let me know if I happened to forget one)
A/N: While this is AFAB!Reader, i do not use pronouns in this specifically for people who want to read it and don't use she/her. AFAB is what I'm currently comfortable writing, but I'm trying to branch out towards male!Reader as well! I hope you all enjoy this! Also, my fics are written in Kayfabe!
Danhausen stands in front of you, his hands clasped together and a worried look on his face. You narrow your eyes at him, your hands behind your back, gripping the little bag of chips tightly.
“Please give those back,” Danhausen’s voice is filled with concern. “Before he finds out.”
You huff up at him and shake your head, “You don’t intimidate me, Danhausen.”
Danhausen’s eyes move behind you, and then back to you. You ignore the movement, chalk it down to nerves. He quickly reaches behind you and without thinking, you move as fast as possible, maneuvering around him and switching places. The chips are still behind your back, your eyes still on Danhausen.
Until you see why he looked behind you earlier.
Your eyes go wide when you see Hook making his way towards the both of you. You take a step back and your arms fall to your sides. Hook sees the bag of chips in your hand and you can see him inhale sharply.
Danhausen may not intimidate you, but Hook rocks you to your core. You do the only thing you can think of. Run.
You turn and hightail it out of there. You’re trying your best to not get caught and really trying to not bump into anyone. You slow slightly once you reach catering and bump into Britt, leaving you absolutely vulnerable.
“Why are you running?” Britt cocks a brow at you and notices the chips in your hands, the chips you could have dropped when you took off running to deter Hook. “Oh.” That’s her only response. Her eyes dart behind you and you turn around.
You see Hook walking towards you, his brows furrowed and his breathing heavy. You take a step back and turn in any and all directions, finding yourself stuck. As you turn away from the wall behind you, you notice Hook standing there. Menacingly.
Letting out a nervous laugh, you back into the wall and Hook corners you. The chips are pulled to your chest and you try to hand them to him, pushing them towards his chest. You give him a nervous smile and notice Danhausen in your peripheral vision. Your saving grace, perhaps your knight in shining armor. Until he sees Britt.
“Oh! Do you have any teeth for Danhausen?”
Your face drops. You look back at Hook with a pout and hope he takes the chips and leaves you alone. He doesn't budge though.
“Danhausen!” You call out in hopes of him getting Hook to get off of you. He looks at you and mouths an ‘oh’ and excuses himself.
“I told you to give them to Danhausen.” He scolds you, shaking his head. You swallow hard and look away from the two.
“I didn’t want to!” You snap at him, causing him to gasp. “You’ve barely even looked in my direction since befriending him.” You nod your head at Hook and huff. You muster up your courage and glare at Hook, before looking back at Danhausen.
“What?” Danhausen seems confused. “This is about-”
“It’s about being left in the dust! You’re my best friend!”
“You thought stealing Hook’s chips would get my attention?” Danhausen cocks his head at you.
“Well, I wanted attention from, uh, both of you.” Your statement catches them both off guard and Hook raises an eyebrow at you. “Anyway…You can have your chips back, I was just being childish…”
Hook doesn’t grab them. Instead he looks back at Danhausen and nods for him to come over. Your hands are still out towards Hook, waiting for him to grab the chips. You're lightly touching his chest. Hook’s arms bend and he inches closer to you.
“You can,” You almost trail off, “take these now…” Your voice is low and you’re nervously laughing. You’re stuck waiting for Danhausen to speak or for Hook to take the chips. When something is finally said, you are baffled.
“No,” Hook speaks, causing chills to run down your spine, “I don’t think I will.”
This is the first time Hook has actually said anything to you. Your stomach turns and you look at Danhausen, who is just as shocked as you are it would seem. You’re all nervous-laughed out and you can’t muster the courage to run, so naturally you stare at Hook with wide eyes.
“You wanted my attention, didn’t you?” Hook asks and you give him a nod. “Come to our hotel room tonight.”
He gently takes the chips from you and he walks off. You give Danhausen a look and Danhausen returns the expression. You take a step forward and peek around, seeing if any one was watching that. Britt seems to have disappeared and only Danhausen seems to have witnessed it. Which is honestly for the best, you think.
“Danhausen…” You say his name as more of a question than anything else. Once he nods, you continue, “What was that?”
He gives you a smile, “You will find out tonight!”
Danhausen walks off. You stand in the middle of the hall with more questions than answers and try to shake that weird feeling off. The main event is going and you have about thirty minutes before you have to be back at the hotel. You shut your eyes and suck in harshly.
“What was that?” Britt walks up, confusion written all over her face.
“Oh…” You freeze, “I will find out tonight.”
Britt’s eyes widen and she can only nod, before walking away as if she knows something you do not.
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You’re pacing around your hotel room, looking down at your phone. You keep checking the time. Danhausen did not even tell you what room they were in. Your phone dings and you immediately check it.
‘Hook wants to know where you are.’
-Friendhausen
‘I dont know ur room number :(‘
You send the frowny face without thinking. Immediately you are worried you look desperate. You inhale slowly and calm yourself, but when your phone goes off again you freeze.
‘Oh, we are in room 234.’
You let out a groan, you know there is no excuse for you to not show up now. You decide to write a quick note for your roommate that you’d be back later and exit the room. You begin walking towards the elevator and inhale sharply through your nose, trying to calm yourself.
You go into autopilot as you enter the elevator. Thoughts of what is in store for you fill your mind and by time almost every option has entered and exited, you realize you’re standing at the room Danhausen sent you. You swallow hard and bring your hand up to knock. Before you can even hit the door, it’s being flung open.
“You made it!” You are pulled into the room and the door shuts behind you.
“Danhausen…” You narrow your eyes at him. “How did you know- How’d you know it was me?” Danhausen shakes his head at you and you snort, feeling yourself grow comfortable, “Did you open it anytime you heard footsteps?”
“Yeah,” Hook is sitting on the edge of the bed. Immediately you are tense again. You turn to him and he stands up and makes his way towards you.
“Uh, so,” you rub your palms up and down the sides of your thighs and look between Hook and Danhausen, “Sorry about the chips. If that’s what this is even about…”
“No,” Danhausen shakes his head again, “It’s not the chips.”
“Then… What is it? I mean,” You hug yourself, “If you don’t want to be my friend anymore, you could just say that-”
“It’s not that, Danhausen loves being your friend!”
“Then what is it?” You are focused solely on Danhausen, but when it isn’t him that replies, your stomach drops.
“It’s you.” Hook’s face is deadpan, his eyes boring into yours. You take a step back and bump into Danhausen, who gently grabs your biceps steadying you.
“Is this a joke?” Your voice is a whisper. Your eyes don’t leave Hook’s. When he shakes his head you can only blink at him.
“We both like you,” Danhausen’s lips hit your ear and your breath catches in your throat, “Hook has a proposition.”
You mouth an ‘oh’ and you can feel your chest heaving, anxiety taking over. Hook takes a step closer, and you are stuck in between him and Danhausen. Danhausen squeezes your biceps and you relax into his touch. You know he would not let anything happen to you.
“We want you to join us,” Hook’s eyes aren’t leaving you, and you’re too enamored to look away.
“Like,” Your words aren’t forming, you try to keep from blabbering though, “in the bedroom?”
“However you want to join us,” Danhausen is still holding you, still whispering in your ear. “Whether it’s out to dinner, or here now.”
“Well,” You look over your shoulder at Danhausen and then at Hook, “I’m not really hungry for food right now…”
Hook smirks at you, and for a moment there is only silence. What you said seems to be settling, Hook and Danhausen seem to be processing it.
“Oh,” Danhausen’s hands fall from your arms and to his sides, “do you want to leave? Go to dinner another time?”
“No,” You shake your head, “I want to be here… with the both of you.”
It seems to click and Danhausen lights up. Hook takes a step back, and it’s just you and Danhausen. You’re staring over your shoulder at him and he’s staring at you with wide, excited eyes.
“Can I kiss you?”
The question causes your stomach to turn, butterflies making their home there, and you nod. Danhausen is quick to kiss you, and without hesitation, you are kissing back. You turn your body to his, letting him cup your face and pull you into a deeper kiss. Danhausen begins to move forward, slowly, causing you to back up with him. Assuming he’s going to the bed, you let it happen.
When your body hits Hook’s, you remember it isn’t just you and your best friend. Your best friend’s boyfriend is also in the room.
“Can I touch you?” His voice is low, his lips right below your ear lobe.
Danhausen is quick to move from your lips and to your jawline, nipping and kissing his way down to your throat. With his lips away from yours, you're able to answer Hook. You give a nod, too out of breath to answer. Hook is pressed to your back, his hands move around your waist and are quick to head south.
Your head rolls back and hits Hook’s shoulder. Your arms are wrapped around Danhausen’s neck and his hands are directly above Hook’s. Hook whispers how good you are in your ear and his hands make their way towards the waistband of your jeans. He is quick to undo the button and slide down the zipper and you begin to wiggle, letting the jeans fall to the floor.
Hook’s hands are now on your hips, Danhausen’s are on your waist, and you are sandwiched between the both of them. Danhausen, without thinking, begins to get a little bitey. You let out a whimper when his teeth collide with your collarbone and as soon as he realizes he bit a little too hard he is quick to kiss the spot.
“Sorry,” he mumbles against your skin, “So sorry.”
You have no time to respond. Hook’s hands are on your underwear now, and he’s in your ear again, “Can I take these off?”
You nod, “Please.” That’s all he needs. He is quick to pull them down and you step out of them. You realize you’re still wearing a top, and both of them are still fully dressed. Hook’s hands are quick to find the pooling heat between your legs. Without thinking, you slightly spread your legs for him.
Hook buries his face in your neck and smiles against your skin. His thumb is quick to find your clit and a couple of fingers push past your folds. He is eager to make you feel good, and you are eager for whatever the two of them have in store for you. Hook’s thumb circles your clit and he begins to pump two fingers in and out of you. You stand between them, a moaning mess, knees going weak. Hook and Danhausen are quick to hold you up, making sure you don’t fall from their grasp.
“Fuck,” seems to be all you can muster as Danhausen gets handsy with yout chest. His hands are under your shirt and he tweeks your niples, steady nipping at your collarbone and neck. Your moans fill the air, and you soon realize you aren’t the only one excited. As you’re rocking between Hook and Danhausen you can feel them through their pants.
You have zero time to confront this though, Hook is steadily making sure you cum and Danhausen seems to be fine biting the hell out of you. When you can feel the euphoria approaching you’re quick to let them know.
“I’m gonna-” You begin to stutter, “Fuck, please, let me cum.”
“Of course,” Hook does not slow down with his touches. His fingers pick up pace and you’re left a shaking, barely breathing mess between the two. Then it hits. You’re seeing stars and seem to be extra sensitive to the sudden bite from Danhausen. Your arms tense around him and you pull him closer to you. With Hook’s fingers still inside of you, you’re whining and trying to not cry out with pleasure.
“I want,” Your breathing is leveling out, but your brain still feels fuzzy, “I want to make you both feel good too.”
Hook’s fingers finally slow and he pulls away. Danhausen laps at the bite before also pulling back and looking at you with intense desire.
“What do you want?” Hook’s eyes are on Danhausen, but he’s speaking to you.
“Danhausen, get undressed and lay on the bed.”
He obliges, and Hook smiles against your neck, giving it a gentle kiss. You quickly take your shirt off and realize just how naked you are. You don’t let it stop you though, you are not going to quit.
You make your way to the bed, where Danhausen lays naked and bite your bottom lip. You inhale sharply and crawl on the bed in front of him. You look up at him with dark eyes, desire fully taking control. You’re in between his legs and bend down, ass in the air.
Thinking has completely gone out the window and you are running on pure lust. Danhausen watches you, your eyes cut up to him and you put his dick in your mouth. You’re slow to start, licking up and down his cock, your eyes staying on his.
As soon as you wrap your mouth completely around his dick, Danhausen bucks slightly. A loud gag makes its way from your throat and Danhausen moans. One of his hands involuntarily moves to your hair, helping you keep the pace he wants. You don’t argue.
“Mind if I join?” Hook sounds smug.
Your eyes cut to Danhausen and he answers for the both of you, “Come on, come on,” He waves Hook over. You let out a low laugh, causing Danhausen to buck into the back of your throat again.
Hook’s hands rest on your waist and you feel him shift. You aren’t too worried about what he’s doing, all you can focus on is Danhausen and his needs. Then you feel it. Hook is pushing inside of you. You let out a loud moan, eyes rolling in the back of your head and your hands grip at Danhausen’s thighs.
Danhausen guides you back down his cock and gives you praise while you take him and Hook so well. You’re quick to pick up the pace that Hook has decided to take, both of you moving in sync, leaving all three of you moaning messes.
Hook is thrusting into you, while Danhausen thrusts into your throat, keeping a hand on your head to gently guide you.
Danhausen is the first to cum, his groans getting a little louder. You don’t pull away, taking all of him in when he does cum. Danhausen rubs a hand through your hair, sighing heavily as he praises you more. You pull your mouth away from Danhausen, but you’re still leaning over him as Hook continues his thrusts.
“Harder,” You moan out, “Fuck, please harder!”
Hook, without question, begins to thrust a little more fervently. The both of you getting close to the edge. The noises both of you are making become more animalistic, and Danhausen can’t help but tell you how good you two are doing.
As soon as you feel his hand run through your hair again you lose it. You orgasm, hard. You’re tensing, and your toes curl, and you let out a loud cry. Hook is soon to come after you, he’s leaning over you and grunting and growling in your ear.
“Fuck,” He mumbles, “You feel so good-”
You fall on top of Danhausen, and sprawl out on him. Hook pulls out and walks off for a moment. You look over and see him throwing away a condom. He makes his way back to the bed and forcibly scoots Danhausen over. You let out a small laugh and crawl up between the two of them.
“You two don’t want me to leave do you?” When they shake their heads, you sigh, getting comfortable, “Good, I didn’t want to.” You pause and remember what Hook had said earlier, “Would you two like to go to dinner tomorrow? As, uh, as a couple? Um… Throuple?”
Without hesitation, they both answer you.
“Yes.”
#aew smut#hookhausen#danhausen#hook aew#hookhausen x reader#hookhausen imagine#hook imagine#danhausen imagine
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✨Fic Writing Review 2023✨
Tagged by @perhapswhoknowsvamp!
I'm hoping to get the numbers up before the end of the year, but I know if I don't do this now I will forget to do it, so here it is!
Words and Fics
29,332 words published on AO3 in 2023
17 fics published on AO3
2 Tumblr ficlets that haven't made their way to AO3 (yet)
9 WIPs that I might actually work on some day
4 fics in permanent purgatory (AKA I lost momentum and I may never get it back but I don't want to relegate them to my Abandoned folder)
Top 3 by Kudos
Body Language (54) - Hookhausen as seen by Ricky Starks
Tap Out (53) - My AdaMJF kinkmeme fill
Sound and Vision (52) - My Hookhausen New Years event fic
Author's Favorite
50 Ways to Say I Love You - This started as a list of prompts that looked interesting, and then I decided to write a drabble for each prompt. It ended up mostly being fueled by WIP Wednesdays here on Tumblr, which finally got me over the line to finish all 50! I like a lot of the fics I've written this year, but this one sticks out just for how long it took me to do, and how I kept chipping away at it to get it finished.
Top 3 Ships
Hookhausen
JungleCorpse (Thanks Katy!)
Max Squared
Fandom Events in 2023
Hookhausen New Year event (Even if the fic was late!)
I don't know if WIP Wednesdays counts as an "event", but it's definitely helped me keep progress on fics.
Upcoming Projects
I'm working on a longer JungleCorpse fic that Wren inspired forever ago, which is at least 50% designed to make Katy keyboardsmash in the comments.
There is definitely some more Max Squared in my future, I've got a few different fics on the go so we'll see which one gets finished first!
Writing reflection
This has been a hell of a year! At the start of the year the writers block had me in a chokehold, but I managed to break free and get a fair amount written. I've branched out as well, I'm used to writing for one ship at a time so it's been nice to write for several ships at the same time.
The biggest thank you has to go to the amazing group of wrestling people on here, and in the group chat. You guys have inspired me and kept me going, even when the ideas seemed to be impossible (Yes Vamp, that does mean you!) Thank you all so much ❤️
Rules: Feel free to show whatever stats you have. Only want to show Ao3 stats? Rock on. Want to include some quantitative info instead of stats? Please do this. Want to change how yours is presented? Absolutely do that. Would rather eat glass than do this? Please do eat glass, I’ve heard it’s good for your gums.
Tagging [please view the rules! I think they are great rules!!! Except the glass thing, don't chew glass. If you don't want to do this, please feel free to ignore completely]: @elorianna, @glorious-blackout and anyone else that fancies looking at your stats for the year!
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No i wish i had more wrestlers friends i could scream to because suddenly i can’t get out of a head a hookhausen kind of crack au where Danhausen asks Taz if he can date Hook but Taz is still kind of skeptical about this funky lil demon so he decides to give Danhausen a Hook action figure (yes he carries one around idc that man is a proud dad) with a stern look on his face that Danhausen will never admit makes him wiggle in place with nerves for a bit.
“You want to date my son?” Taz questions with a raised eyebrow.
“Yes Danhausen would like to take Hook on a datehausen that is what he said.”
“Then show me how you would take care of him with this and maybe I'll let you.”
Cue Danhausen carrying around the Hook action figure everywhere he goes, gently patting it’s head as he does his makeup and makes the doll sit on his shoulder. Cooing at it while at catering, going far enough to open two different bags of Doritos cause “Danhausen’s good friend Hook loves the purple ones but also the blue ones so why not both?” Nevermind that it’s a toy and wont actually eat the chips. Cue Danhausen cursing anyone who tries to remind him it’s an action figure too or anyone who tries to make fun of it because Taz said treat the toy like it’s his son to prove a point and Danhausen would curse the world for irl Hook so it’s no different for his Hook toy.
Just....just Danhausen spending the day with the Hook action figure, spoiling it treating it delicately until the actual Hook finds him later and is just like “what are you doing.....”
#aew#all elite wrestling#danhausen#hook#aew hook#hook aew#hookhausen#taz#oh no mil is writing again#wrestlers: Hook#wrestlers: danhausen#tag team: hookhausen
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