Hello world! I'm 17 minutes old❤️

i got the patch notes for the latest stardew valley patch and how.... how much have i missed in recent updates, because i swear i don't know what half of this is talking about. i don't DARE open the game up, i will NEVER sleep again. are these pc-only or has the switch version updated as well? no, no, don't tell me, DON'T TELL ME, i can't risk it. i will lose WEEKS of my life lol

CHANGE THE WORLD

This is neither SSC or RACK but the fic writers needed to see this

Apologizing implies that I believe he did something wrong, and since he did not, I refuse to apologize for being his unhinged fan 🤣🤣🤣

Listen... JACK PERRY DID NOTHING WRONG

I am a Jack Perry apologist first and a human person second

Today I planned and hosted a birthday party for..... makura; yes, you read that correctly, my daughter's small comfort pillow that she draws in every family picture she creates at preschool, WELL, today was makura's birthday, so we had treats and sang happy birthday and gave him gifts. Like. Just. This is so much lol.

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

This happened after Rampage last night. Glad I got it on camera!

why did they choose the soggiest photo of him for this

soft boy. [hq version]

Some MattJack dump

(Featuring Christian Cage)

💀 him still using that choking pic is making this look plausible

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

New boyfriend alert confirmed

God damn what is the trick to getting good AEW tix, I know you gotta get the pre-sale code but is it just luck I WILL BE AT WORK uggghhhhh this is so stressful lmao I AM GOING ALONE PLEASE TAKE PITY ON ME TICKET SITE 🤣🤣🤣 how do people do this well should I block it off my work calendar so no one tries to bother me DO I NEED MY LAPTOP or will my phone work STRESSFUL!!!!!