Up and at it yesss lets bring ghe mansion back

now that good luck minutes man is out can we all collectively agree to just brainrot about cbeeduo for a bit

so how much y'all wanna bet that c!ranboo is permanently dead and there is nothing left of his spirit :)

some of you are trying to reinvent the whole “enderboo is a monstrously violent animal that’ll kill his husband, murder their baby and gleefully trap his close friend in prison” thing from way ages back when beeduo first got married, and it is HIGHLY uncomfortable.

because srsly wtf WAS that shit?

no cuz can u tell i miss early 2021 cranboo fanart

“It was never about the burgers, was it?” ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING. Wilbur soot the guy…. Why didn’t you let me be your editor

Anyways i like to live in my pretend world where the events of the Burger arc were actually cleared up and done properly and maybe it didn’t end in tragedy like it literally always does smiles. I miss that in between period where it was that mid-burger arc hiatus in mid 21-22 cause EVERYONE had the concepts flowing. Tntduo should’ve ended their arc(s) better. You can’t call forward the established dynamic there is between the two and heighten it to such an extreme level and then leave it to rot and have MORE CASUALTIES????? Idk. The very thing that offshooted the main chunk of season one and set everyone else’s stories up was quackity and Wilbur’s rivalry and it just really sucks not being able to see that resolved. ESPECIALLY when the two establish this care and understanding they have between one another LIKE!!!! That’s insane of you to do tbh. It’s not just because I personally like their dynamic but like it feels very imperative to have the two kiss and make up (laugh im funny) especially when they both stand for basically the same ideals (community, safety and belonging. Oh and also TOMMY. The world revolves around him cant not mention him). Plus I think if they actually worked their shit out they could be REALLY strong teammates in bringing everyone together and taking down the authority that’s plagued the smp (looking at the tommy defenders plot that never happened… also egg arc I’m so mad that didn’t get connected into the main plot like it should have)

Idk it really sucks how you can’t talk about the story and NOT talk about the planning issues that plagued everything past season 1. I feel like the isolation period was a very interesting thing to happen story-wise but once it was established that this was a permanent thing and everyone started doing solo lore it really ruined the community that these characters established and kinda fumbled like THE main theme of the entire story.

The set up is always super well done and the high points were crazy but no one here could resolve a story for shit and it’s just. Very frustrating and sad when you had thousands of fans at your fingertips giving you suggestions or plotting out how they see the story going and could’ve pulled from that.

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Literally never been more tempted in my life to cranboo post but I know that the way I see the character is like so different from how most people see him so I’m sitting down and covering my ears and pretending I don’t see it so I don’t get into fights over it

dsmp characters as valo mains

my credentials are im iron 3 and watch a shit ton of foolish and etoiles valo streams :) based on fighting styles mostly cause i. love thinking about their fighting styles

ctommy - gekko creatures! so many creatures! also i feel like he would want the spike every round and be the first to peak every corner.

ctubbo - cypher very sneaky. teammates just give him half of the map to hold by himself. always by himself despite not having any offensive util. still carries every game best agent i love you!!!

cranboo - phoenix self-sufficient kit, also able to provide cover for teammates. still manages to bottom frag every game.

cwilbur - killjoy ho16 is some shit only a killjoy main would pull. setting up some cringe lineups and playing offsite so you don't actually have to shoot your gun. also the ult is clearing an area of the map without killing anyone which is basically plan bomb.

cquackity - brimstone sorry cq but im giving you brim cause ive never known a brim main that was good at the game. completely dogshit always all they do is sit in corners with a shotgun. just play support and whiff your ult like you're supposed to.

cdream - chamber controversial but like. its an agent dependent on accuracy and playing cringe and being toxic. got a massive nerf and is now unplayable.

cpunz - sage cpunz is literally dreams pocket sage. ult is a resurrection. both a support character and an offensive character.

ctechno - raze kaboom i mean. what do you want me to say. high damage good movement. requires you to be good at the game. teammates take him for granted and enemies hate his ass.

cphil - sova dogshit agent with horrible util but if you're in a 1-v-1 with him you are losing. snipes you clear across the map and then all his teammates come and fuck your shit. super non toxic which just makes you hate him more.

cniki - skye generally regarded as support character until they have to clutch a 1-v-5 because their teammates all suck and then they clutch the fuck out of it. this is my main hi niki nihachu !!!

cschlatt - reyna weird pick but reyna doesnt really have any abilities if you arent killing people but if you are its super strong. very imbalanced its either you are dying first every round or hitting an ace.

csapnap - omen every time i see someone be really good at omen i wonder why they arent playing a good agent instead. which reminds me of csap. pls just play yoru or something

csam - deadlock cause prison warden get it??? hahah. deadlocks use all their abilities on one person and still they end up killing her cause shes a terrible agent. L

cponk - breach in theory super strong but in practice i always wish i just had like. anyone else.

cjack manifold - KAY/O i almost forgot you just like i always forget KAY/O exists. even when theres a kay/o on my team i forget about it. also robot hc.

cslime - viper slime goop. falls apart whenever anyone actually attacks them but crucial for the team.

this is canon i asked the dream smp discord server and they all sent me this. i hope i didnt forget anyone im very tired

hi everyone, tommy here! not tmmyrp, but tommy aka bell from metfell's system. I run tmmyrp and have for a year now! that's pretty fucking crazy like holy shit. i didn't expect this silly roleplay blog to turn into one of my favorite projects ive ever worked on, and i've been able to do it with some of my best friends!!

ive been having creative burnout with tmmyrp for a bit. now- now before you get all fuckin concerned n shit i'm not stopping the blog!! i just thought id let you all know. me n fern- our cranboo- are a bit more active on latenightmining right now, since this blog's plot has pretty much been resolved in a way im happy with. i'm still gonna be roleplaying on here, but i'm moving away from any huge serious conversations. there will be a few more, there's still some stuff id like to resolve with songbird, and of course october and november 16th are coming up. but overall i want tmmyrp to finally have some peace. he's okay now, he's happy. so send asks prompting him to go hang out with tubbo or techno or wilbur or quackity or even phil- hell even ranboo we can figure that out!! ask him about his knitting and sewing projects, his favorite things he's made and favorite places to go. ask him about his favorite time of day or weather or give him an idea for something to do! he's here to have fun :)

we've had so much fucking fun and so many memories. there was the start of finding gertrude, carving pumpkins with songbird, ranboo dying and dream escaping, the gala, getting tulip, ranboos SECOND death leading to the creation of petalsbrough with tubbolul, the shapeshifting or stress shitting lol, the reconciliation with technoblade, getting to interact with casinoroyale and then bring charlie back home to him, live roleplaying while the queen died, exile 2 and the scary shit with bestnightmares, when bestnightmares got fuckin terminated mid thread and it was so goddamn funny everyone lost their minds, tommy locking beeduo in a room to sort their problems out, tommy embracing puffy making him the server therapist and trying to therapize people but needing it more than anyone, the way everything changed november 28th and bedrockverse branched out to be its own little thing.

i love everything ive written with everyone, and its kind of crazy that this is my first experience roleplaying ever. there's nearly 1000 of you now, and i don't know what i have planned for the anniversary! im writing this a couple days early because i got so emotional. you've all seen me grow and get better at writing and now i feel so satisfied with the product ive made here with everyone else. it's a group effort, we all worked so hard trying to make something memorable, something that represents how much we love these characters from this silly minecraft roleplay server.

you all mean the fucking world to me <3 sorry i'll be a bit less fuckin sappy and emotional n shit uh. women primes fuck you get bitches die. or something.

hielo I have been thinking about your cbench bribery post. Elaboration? Please?

og post x

I'm so sorry this took so long, my browser crashed like half way thru and it didn't save, lmao!

anyway, so i think it's mostly canon that cranboo has a problem with thinking he knows better about what's the morally or just generally best thing to do in any scenario. but with him hating conflict, i think most of the time he'd just kinda go behind people's backs to do whatever he thought needed to be done. that was kinda where his enderwalk arc was going (i assume), and while it wasn't super overt, it's definitely noticable if you pay attention.

but there is a limit to how much stuff you can do behind people's backs, especially when it comes to concerns about their health / well-being. it's usually easy to sneak medicine or veggies into your kid's food. it's NOT easy to sneakily bundle them in five layers of clothes so they don't freeze when they go outside. so, bribes.

with michael, it's super easy to bribe him, cause ya know, he's a toddler. you just say, 'hey, if you wear a hat you can have extra dessert,' and usually it works. and i mean, sometimes you just gotta bribe a child. they're not really mentally matured enough to reason with.

with tubbo and tommy, i don't think he's super obvious about it? if anything, it's kinda more like guilt tripping? like instead of being like, 'I'll give you emeralds if you eat some food,' it's more, 'oh, you're too busy for dinner? 😔 that's a shame, i just made this really good soup just for you 😔.'

and i don't think any of the three of them really realize that that's not the best way to communicate. i talked about it a little bit in the other post, but with tubbo's love language being acts of service, i think he'd be like, 'ah, husband is sad so if i do this thing for him then he'll cheer up.' and with tommy, it's more the tone of it that gets to him. and he doesn't really know how to place what is it that makes that technique work on him, but i think the guilt tripping would work super well on getting him to do stuff.

and since cranboo is/was working with dream, i think that's where he picked it up from, since dream also did that kinda stuff to tommy during exile. and benchtrio is too young / inexperienced with communication to really get that anything's wrong, cause they all think it's normal to some degree.

so like overall i don't think it's like anything relationship breaking, but yeah. subtly manipulating your friends / family is definitely not the best way to get them to do that but they're young, so they have time to learn better

also also the og post may or may not have been inspired by an upcoming chapter of my fic :3

i think i read half of butterfly reign like a year ago and i was like man theseus is such a jerk, i’m so sorry 😭

Maybe I’ll reread and reconsider my hastily drawn opinions

oh my god, hey whit. i think the reason why i’m so empathetic of his character is because i relate (not the crown prince of an empire but you get the memo). but also, i love cranboo don’t get me wrong but in certain fics he rubs me the wrong way don’t @ me guys ..

it all boils down to me loving characters like br!theseus send post

ive talked about it too much but a really underrated chommy moment is the scene in which he looks at the lava after henry died on the rescue back from the final disc room. Like that scene is so important for so many reasons.

Reason 1. This arc had begun with the hotel arc. This was tommy's empowerment arc. Where he moved forward, no more conflicts, no more fighting, no more allies and enemies. He was supposed to be free. He built a hotel to be empowered but also to connect people and as a means of pseudo forgiveness. He gives a letter to techno, to dream even. He hires cjack even though hes semi aware he wants ctommy dead. He takes a chunk of the egg to keep the eggpire happy. And so after his death and being trapped in the prison it feels like we're back at square one. It really shows how nonlinear ctommy's healing from exile is and it really showed that ctommy wasn't safe and truly free and won't be until cdream's out of his life. And so looking at the lava just as he did in exile was monumental.

Reason 2. It was really important for the callium dynamic too. Because here cranboo is going to the final disc room, when we as an audience know cranboo had been in the enderwalk there during the actual conflict and we have suspicions he and cdream potentially had some sort of connection there too (never fully confirmed though so this is a bit of a theory moment). And we know about the potential for the cranboo prison tnt (this was pre-cdream lore video). And we know about the callium dynamic in exile. And we know about how cranboo was the only one that knew about the underground hidden items and he somehow found them that day in exile. And with all of that cranboo sees ctommy look in the lava looking more like exile than he has in a long time. And cranboo stands there and stares in silence as he always has, unsure what to do, with the feelings of guilt that "i didnt do enough" within him like he stated in his ctommy mourning stream monologue.

Its a great scene. thats all i have to say sorry if this is incomprehensible im srsly having an exhausting day

do you do the gif board things for noncanon guys? there's a cranboo fictive who remembers being in double life here

[some stuff shuffled around a bit, for example he was bigb's soulmate]

but we're aware not everyone's good with doing crossover stuff or AU things so figured we'd ask

if you are though, they'd love absolutely any combination of the below (dont need to add every single one of these, so literally just pick and choose whatever you feel like you can do)

starry themes | jade green | dogs :D | crows | an eclipse

of course yes! I had a lot of fun making this one, again very sorry for getting back to it late!

x x x | x x x | x x x

cRanboo will be like "I AM AN AWFUL PERSON I AM HORRIBLE I AM EVIL I AM A SICK SICK SICK FUCK I'M SICK IN THE BRAIN I'M EVIL AND I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE oh hi tubbo IIIII AM AWFUL. I AM THE MOST WRETCHED THING TO EVER LIVE. IF YOU HATE ME IMAGINE JUST HOW MUCH I HATE MYSELF. I HATE ME MORE THAN YOU. SORRY THAT'S A BAD THING TO SAY :( IM BAD hiiii tommyy~~~~ ANNNNND I'M A DANGER TO THE PUBLIC!!! YES!! I AM A THREAT TO EVERYONE I LOVE!!! I AM EVIL EVIL WRTECHED I AM HORRIB michael!!! michael!!! :)) babyyy my babyy IM A BAD PERSON :((((" and thing he's freaking out over is that. he burnt a waffle

That’s how I feel too yeah, and like, honestly, that ask was sent while I was still high on the “cRanboo is literally made of love” “he’s alive and happy” stuff (which is still making me happy to be fair, oh my god cRanboo is literally made of love it makes so much sense…), but after sleeping on it. I’m like. Really upset with how it turned out. The idea of the ending was really good, I like how it’s thematic that c!Ranboo has to choose a person one last time yknow. It makes sense he would choose Michael, it makes sense he would be content with being by himself where nobody can hurt him and his son. But the way it was executed..

If you don’t mind me rambling a bit; the most integral part of c!Ranboo’s story, besides love, was the mystery. Watching this dude fall apart as he tries to piece together who he is, what he is, why he does the things he does. What the Enderwalk is, the lessons, just all these little puzzle pieces we see cRanboo frantically try to put together throughout the entire story. And we just… never see the payoff to that? We never see c!Ranboo find out who they, or even come to terms with the idea of never finding out, and finding peace in the freedom of not giving a shit who he is. We never get to hear their thoughts on this new situation they’ve found themself in (which, a lot of the enjoyment of c!Ranboo comes from his inner thoughts and monologues and how well cc!Ranboo is able to portray all that). We don’t even get to see them come back to life after the turmoil he went through in limbo. Just… a thread from a third party character explaining things to us that we missed, and it creates this weird barrier wall between us and c!Ranboo that never used to be there. The best part of c!Ranboo was seeing things through their eyes, to hear their thoughts on things, to see how their mind works and what an enigma it is.

There’s so much that could have been done. Hell it would have probably been more satisfying if the thread was written by c!Ranboo, because then we’d see their perspective, thoughts, and feelings on the situation. It sort of feels like a slap in the face for getting invested in this character beyond surface level. I’m sure cc!Ranboo did the best they could under the circumstances I just. I dunno. I dunno.

At the risk of sounding whiny, every other long-term dsmp character got a final stream/is getting a final stream. We got a twitter thread on an alt account. Idk. Whatever.

(I’m too much of a coward to rb the post with this comment on my account so I’m sending what would be a rb as an ask sorry)

Having cranboo lore finale thoughts again so I'm posting this 2-week-old ask i forgot to respond bc Ur So Right <33