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#Harry's just creepy.
iamnmbr3 · 10 days
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Dumbledore implies Tom Riddle was a habitual thief who stole things all the time at random just because he could or as trophies of cruel and violent acts but then he also suggests everything he is known to have stolen post orphanage was taken specifically to be turned into a Horcrux...which is not random and not habitual. Can't be both my guy.
I stg if Dumbledore ran a fandom blog he'd be that person who spins headcanons out of thin air with no basis in the text but then absolutely insists that they are canon and bashes anyone who dares to have a different interpretation or point out there's no actual support in text for what he's saying.
He really is absolutely unhinged about Riddle. Like legitimately he has such a bizarre fixation.
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starleska · 4 months
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uploading the alt take of the Toymaker's little 'Ooh la la~!' from the Behind the Scenes of The Giggle for...ahem...reasons...👉👈
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rewritingcanon · 7 months
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flhoarder · 10 months
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Hardie boys: y’all seen those two cops. how long have they been there at the same spot. what are they doing. why are they just there literally staring at the wall. it’s been 3 days
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so i think what it is is i don't hate xander, i actually can be pretty fond of him sometimes, but i do hate a lot of things j*ss wh*don did with his character
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flowerprintundies · 1 year
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Some recent niche Jeff media I consumed
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racke7 · 10 months
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It’s so weird to get comments on my HP-fics these days.
Like, I put in a lot of time and effort in those things, and I’m glad that they’re still making people happy.
But also like, why the fuck are you still in the fandom? What morally abhorrent opinions do you have, that you can still engage with HP with a smile on your face?
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sochilll · 11 months
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Gone Girl book better than movie send tweet
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vivantesopales · 2 years
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reverse psychology
[09102022, tomarry, G, @hp-fearfest – i, no warnings]
If love was a kind of magic, presumably it had to be stored somewhere in a living. 
Presumably, then, it could also be removed from one and grafted into another: the same way Harry had acquired Parseltongue proficiency from Tom’s other-future self.
And since, according to Dumbledore, love came naturally to everyone – everyone but Tom – presumably any functioning body with a brain and heart would do; or any soul, if it came to that. 
Tom just had to find out which part it was he needed to steal to become whole. 
Non-defective. 
“No,” Harry’s voice came, quiet, as he stepped through thin air and into the Very Old and Dusty Library, Labyrinth of Avoidance, Love.
Tom could barely suppress a smile as he set his quill down. Didn't bother to stuff the enchanted calculation pad away. It was a joke product that enabled real-time note-passing at work, left behind by Tom's predecessor and its twin, apparently, by Harry's.
Surely this was getting a bit old for the both of them.
"No?"
“Unspeakable Riddle,” Harry hissed, “I assure you it doesn’t work like that.”
The way Tom's smile widened further had Harry staring, his brows furrowed in suspicion.
It would be downright entertaining, Tom mused, how little it took to lure Harry over time and again, if Tom weren't in a bigger trouble in the first place.
"Well if you're quite positive ... perhaps you should demonstrate," he said airily. Leaning back in his wingback, he crossed his legs, took a sip of his coffee. "For science."
He refused to dwell on the grains of truth in his earlier monologue; just how much he meant it when he broadcasted his wish to know what it was like to be –
He scoffed, catching himself before such a disastrous trajectory took him to his own demise. Stole a glance at Harry, who was still scowling at him, lips pressed thin and accusing.
Just where things were, Tom would most definitely have to take things up a notch. Requesting a whole batch of lost souls from Harry’s team of Resurrectionists, specifically for Tom’s new ‘project’ ... although tactless, seemed like the safest place to start.
🕯 a huge thanks to the loveliest beta @let-me-iiiiiiiin :))
🍁 tis my first fear fest drabble! and i fully intend to write more. tomarry is such a lovely well of darkness *sighs*
🐿 read more: next | my fear fest collection
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im2tired4usernames · 7 months
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Huh do you guys remember the book tuck everlasting? How the main girl Winnie was a fat ten year old with an immortal love interest who was "17" but actually like 100 n something and the whole thing with him was he wanted her to drink the everlasting water when she turned 17 so shed be 17 forever and they could get married like that was kinda weird he would.like take her just the two of em and talk up marriage with her and she was like TEN ? They changed it in the movie and made her a skinny fifteen year old but still wow I'm surprised why so many christan parents let that romance book be allowed but like....pride n prejudice was a debate? I don't understand the logic of homeschool mother's AT ALL WHY WAS THAT BOOK ALLOWED BUT WHY WAS I SCREAMED AT FOR CHECKING OUT OLD YELLER AT THE LIBRARY BY A HOMESCHOOL MOTHER IN OUR CO-OP???
#like uh i remember reading that book when i was 11#and uh it's a lil weird just saying#i remember being really angry they made her skinny in the movie but uh maybe I'm misremembering but i picked it up to read to my siblings#and once again had to 'lose it' because uhhhhhhhhhh what the fuck#im not sure if the author made it intentionally creepy for jessie to be pushing and preparing her for marriage and being alone with her but#uhhhhhh I didn't like him when i was a kid and i sure as fuck am like wow#I'm not sure if the author was trying to make it negative and about grooming because the homeschool moms always acted like it was romantic#they always went awwwww i wish she hadn't wasted that wayer on a frog but like#idk#once again why was that romance ok but pride n prejudice romance not ok for some homeschool moms?????????????#like we did p&p the play in lur drama troup and uhhhh a lot of familys dropped out#i loved it though i played jane it was so good and fun#also there was.like 6 moms in the homeschool co-op that just made my life H E L L#like they literally humiliated and bullied me constantly and over minor things like reading OLD YELLER?????????#like don't get me STARTED on the harry potter lotr and anything that had magic drama#giving Narnia which is like the most Christian homeschooler books got me in trouble with like four of em BECAUSE MAGOC? EVEN THOUGH ASLAN#just I do not understand the logic#like i just DON'T GET IT#like grooming is romantic but#like magic is evil? and don't you dare read that book where the dog dies you evil little bitch
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bumblingbabooshka · 2 years
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Harry Kim should have had a crush on every single one of the main characters for at least a week
#except Tom - Tom's a constant v_v and B'Elanna's on and off#Tom: You've been playing a lot of kal-toh recently~#Harry: Yeah it's actually a really interesting game! I've been thinking about reading up on it and some more Vulcan culture~! I-#(Tom grabs him by the lapels) Harry. You /Better/ Not Be Thinking About Fucking That Old Man.#(Harry avoids eye contact) Aw C'mon Tom you can't possibly think.... / I KNOW YOU HARRY. PROMISE ME!!#when Harry gets around to his week long Janeway crush he just puts his head in his hands and sighs#I'm watching 'Revulsion' right now and Harry's the only one who can pull of a crush on Seven of Nine bc he really is just a romantic dumbass#so it doesn't feel as creepy as it could have been#Harry is less a playboy and more a poet in a blooming wood mourning a love that ended before it even began#and the other person doesn't know he even exists#Harry: haha Seven what if we watched the moonrise together~??#Seven: =_=.....??? You Tryna Hit It Or What Ensign?#Harry: -sweating- i ts uhh...it s...n ....I...t eambui lding.... uu o h......#<- Guy who chiefly experienced attraction through pining#Harry & Seven friendship is v good~ No Man Should Ever Be With Seven of Nine.#Chakotay really put his glass of water /right/ on the control screen instead of the billion other places he could have /pos#the doctor is so funny...get 'em doc >D#liveblogging#o aaggh do not like Tom saying 'shut up' and kissing B'Elanna it's like a trope but to me it's the worst trope ever....#if it was more tender perhaps. gentler and slower. <- the trope not this tom/b'elanna interaction#but then again Tom is my least favorite of the Voyager crew (which means I'm neutral about him bc Voyager's crew is amazing)
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camscendants · 5 months
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No one:
My old art of the hook siblings:
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suburbanlegnd · 1 year
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WU T IS THE H WORD
HAYLOR 💀
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megandzane · 1 year
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Wait what did Arthur edwards apologize for what did he do
He was on tv shortly after Harry and Meghan officially stepped down. Begging Harry to return 😭
I guess he had also repeatedly asked the palace to meet Meghan so they could "see she was human... " ( I’m not paraphrasing here). Then he’s like that didn’t happen and unfortunately she did get some bad press . And ended with “ we’re sorry and please come back Harry ”
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raccdyke · 2 years
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straight celebrity guys identifying as "unlabelled" to benefit from the community/the trends that come with it without losing a drop of privilege talk the most shit about queer people
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coastalroses · 1 year
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fanning over media is great wonderful i love it. but the culture of fanning over celebrities is genuinely insane and dystopian and disturbing and i just want to throw all of your phones into the ocean
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