why didn't anyone tell me that Hannibal is a comedy

Cornelius/Furnace/PC love triangle subplot is so funny to me because I view all these people as being too much of weirdos to express their feelings in a healthy manner if at all; so they're just all trying to play it cool while looking very uncool about it. thankfully they can be dense as bricks when they feel like it so the matter doesn't come to blows or anything, just unethical science.

Having sensory issues that you haven't quite registered as proper, real and VALID issues yet can be real interesting. For example;

Me, overwhelmed and fuming with rage and anxiety: How can I fuckity fuck make this better?

*remembers that sunlight and seeing what's outside can make people feel less claustrophobic ergo lowering anxiety*

*forgets that bright lights and colors are a sensory FUCK NO when overwhelmed*

*partially opens the window shutters*

*closes the window shutters*

I don't know if you know Pokemon, but there's this popular comic about Larry getting isekai-ed to the Pokemon world from our world and he's like "aight so I immediately went ok and went to get a job and pay pokemon taxes" and that's how I see Macky. makes sense how he's so full of rage and evil when his last memory might have been a brutal death and centuries in the diyuu. but still, you'd think he'd be a smidge more crazy sometimes, what up with the fake heroism and charisma and "yeah im just gonna ignore that kid that just fell off trying to climb up here" face until MK teleported in front of him???? but alas, he do be an actor. also cracks me up how they make him go "haha! you unloaded all your secret insecurities on me! but hey, no shame in that, its good to talk about your feelings, I don't really do it...maybe I should, buuuut we'd be here all day so >:)" like not only is that a hilarious call out about villains having trauma trope, but the 'maybe I should' and that there's so much of it, like blub u good 😭 am I watching a crack video. but how he laughs at the start there like you think accidental therapy monkey status is a big "gotcha" moment?? clown behavior. funniest thing to evil laugh about he looks manic and insane about it, what if I toss him out the window affectionately.

who tf is larry?

I’m fucking disabled

the repressed neurodivergent experience of thinking “no one will ever love me with all of my neurodivergency the way i love them with their neurotypical-ness.”

uninstalled all the dating apps which ws like 8nof them . in the morning ill tell the guys i was talking to that i overestimared how ready i was and hopefully theyll understand andnjust drop it

My dad at any given opportunity: “I used to have an as good or even better memory than [my name] and you know how good her memory is.”

I feel like this guy is competing with me by remembering how he was at my age — always has.

And (unrelated) if I criticize him or say anything at all with anything other than happiness or neutrality in my voice, his response is always “Sorry, but you have to understand I’m not feeling good right now. I’m trying to be a father to you; I wish I had a father at your age. I’m suffering. I have [this this and this] wrong with me; and THE ELDERS—“ Dad, Dad… you NEVER feel good; you know this and you’ve lied to me COUNTLESS times by saying you’d try to get help. Go to therapy for fuck’s sake.

“But Jehovah’s organization!” Fuck Jehovah’s organization. If Jehovah’s organization really cared about its members, you wouldn’t be so frightened of defaming its good name at the expense of your mental and PHYSICAL health. If Jehovah’s organization really cared for you, you wouldn’t be hiding your trauma from people who can help “because it’ll hurt Jehovah” like a wife who developed Stockholm syndrome from being beaten by her love-bombing husband.

me: huh wonder why i'm so sad and my Parent Issues are feeling so strong tonight

me: *had to spend 2 nights at my abusive parents' house a few days ago*

me: yeah it's so mysterious, wish i knew why this is happening

Takuto Maruki has a big Mary Sue potential energy.

And I think it is very funny.

I'm missing the last 2-3 eps of sex education but I've already watched all the adam groff bits and I don't think I care enough about the rest to finish it

// I may or may not have just slapped my boss….

The Beach Boys Love You (1977) is such a questionable album I mean it’s barely even a Beach Boys album based on who contributes what but she’s so silly to me ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

pingua perhaps the most powerful member of that trio, not because he’s a better fighter or strategist or whatever but because he went to therapy.

Genuinely so enraged that Marvin isn’t winning the most divorced character poll okay like fucking first of all

Marvin is divorced, he leaves his wife Trina because he’s gay and cheating on her with a man (Whizzer)

Before he got caught he feigned having multiple stds in order to avoid having sex with Trina, and he used that as an excuse to laze around while she waits on him hand and foot

When he divorces her he has the fucking audacity to not move out and instead just has Whizzer move in so they can just constantly fuck and so Whizzer can take over Trina’s job as the overworked housewife

His son hates him, his ex wife hates him, his boyfriend hates him, and even his fucking therapist hates him

I mean like at least and hour of the play is dedicated to everyone singing about how much they fucking hate Marvin and how the divorce has made everything spiral out of control

He lets Whizzer win at a game of chess but then he got so mad when Whizzer won that he divorced him

His therapist marries his ex wife and without even trying is a billion times the father and husband Marvin ever was

Marvin throws a temper tantrum when his ex remarries

He wants a tight knit family 🤪

somehow i have reached enlightenment where i am free of anger. all it took is for my mom to be so so mad at my dad and everyone and everything else in the world all the time to do it