LESSON 1: madame president

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

can someone eat an angel out

yes but you might get lost in the sauce

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

I need to see megop accidentally whip out their embedded weapons while they’re fragging, freeze in awkward silence for a moment, realize what happened, and laugh it off

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

Krabi (1976), Václav Mergl.

Ornate harp in the shape of Godzilla. Bratislava, Slovakia, 1367,

The newest Tumblr inside joke was to reply to any and all tutorials or guides with “OP thinks they‘re Jichael”. 

I don’t know who Jichael is.