I'm just going to be dirty minded right now because I can be. Folio thinks he doesn't rip fast enough with his feet, but he doesn't know what the end of dethrone actually does to some.... i.e. me. HOLY EFFING HELL. Folio's drumming excites me in ways I never thought were possible, and watching him gives me unholy thoughts. Shit... he just doesn't even know.

nothing but adoration for gyeong tae my man is always stirring shit up

marketplace ✧

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this is a scene from my dnd character's backstory! when he first got his signature shortswords <3

this guy ^^^^^^ is doomed by the narrative and has died dozens of times

YES SIR

Why oh why must you do this to me, Larian?

they don’t even know julian was transgender twice

matpat talking about tumblr sexyman

we must educate matpat on the art of the tumblr sexyman, i am losing my mind over this rn bc of the fact he goes on a ten minute conversation learning what a tumblr sexyman is, and im losing my freaking mind!!!

the scrimblo doesnt even know!!!!!

finally convinced my hubby to read homestuck and i am SO delighted

something about jacobi begging kepler to do the right thing this time like. he still thinks kepler is redeemable. and the cool, practical way that kepler pretends still to not care so that he can convince rachel that he’s on their side. i wonder what he would have said to daniel if he could have, then. i wonder what he was planning on saying to daniel once he disposed of ms young. i’m not sure what he would have said, really, but i’m sure that daniel would have understood.

Listening to like episode 59 of tma and honestly this shit is getting funny. Jon is like so paranoid someone is a killer that he stalking them to their houses, rummaging through their rubbish and recording every single interaction with his coworkers just incase they slip up on something and go 'oh yeah and by the way I'm a murderer' or something and now he's very confused as to why no one wants to be around him. "They started avoiding me after I've been caught stalking them? That's so weird, that definitely means that they're all hiding something. I should watch them more closely!" Like buddy read the room, your the problem. I love him though he just needs a hug. Or a slap in the face.

I'm also loving how he's treating Martin durning this just, "Martin? Oh he's definitely one of my many suspects. Why? He's being nice to me. Gross. He's definitely hiding something." Then instantly switched to "oh shit this man is just an idiot, he's fine." Because Martin told him he lied on his CV to get the job at the Institute. Like this man didn't even double check that he just believed him and went on with his day stalking the others. He's so dumb sometimes.

Pregnant Belos AU - Caima being really annoyed/offended at how everyone on the Boiling Isles suddenly thinks they have a psychology degree as they dissect the Emperor's relationship drama. Fantasy TikTok and Twitter are going off on lukewarm takes and she is just like oh my GOD.

Also

Jasper: No one can know you're my therapist.

Caima: Don't worry, I take patient confidentiality very seriously.

Jasper: It's not for ME, it's for YOU. If anyone knows, you'll end up in someone's lukewarm take of a conspiracy podcast. DO YOU WANT TO BE IN A POORLY-DESIGNED SLIDESHOW MUSIC VIDEO, CAIMA??

Also also

First session--

Caima: So do you want to consider counseling for like, spousal issues/abuse…?

Jasper: WE WERE NEVER A THING

Caima: Oh, okay then! *scratches that off her notepad*

Caima, two sessions later: *adds it back to her notepad*

JGJEJJWJJ ADDING IT RIGHT THE FUCK BACK IN

accidentally brought an illegal instrument (ukulele) to the open mic and had to go acapella at the last second. pentecost 2022 all over again 😭

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

hinge guy just sent me this and it took me the fuck out considering he still has yet to see this blog