Now that I've got your attention...

Howdy, Tumblr! I'm a queer disabled writer with Some Stupid Problems! Namely: the government decided that, because I made A Small Amount from my writing for two months in 2023, they need to cut my benefits by A Large Amount for an undisclosed amount of time!!

So yeah, I'm suphering from a tiny amount of suksess. Obviously, I'm trying to get off benefits. I have been for years. But to do that, I need your help!

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Thank you so much, and I hope you guys have a wonderful day!

snoopy as gregor samsa

fuck it. kafcake

this is my favorite tweet of all time

my interpretation of franz kafka's metamorphosis :3 😋😍

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. He was lying on his hard, as it were armor-plated, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his dome-like brown belly divided into stiff arched segments on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and was about to slide off completely. His numerous legs, which were pitifully thin compared to the rest of his bulk, waved helplessly before his eyes.

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Closest match: Rangifer tarandus platyrhyncus genome assembly, chromosome: 28 Common name: Svalbard Reindeer

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

Franz Kafka

My good friend Gregor Samsa started an experimental form of HRT today wish him luck!

Limbus Company Valentine new affection system update: With enough affection you can kabedon your favorite sinner

my pitch: kafka’s metamorphosis but it’s a slice of life high school monster romance manga.

I genuinely want to know how one reads Kafka and then comes to the conclusion that the man was a “happy and well adjusted guy.” No hate to the og poster, I just think it’s kind of funny.

“would you love me if i was a worm?” but in a gregor samsa kind of way