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💀Mac stealing candy while also traumatizing children and causing heart attacks for s**** and giggles, while over here Wukong is in the front of every door, pushing and shoving any kid in his way leaving a trail of crying screaming children while trying to charm the house owner to give him more than one king size candy bars from each and every house.👻🎃💕🍫
🍭They are both the worst trick or treaters out there an MK has to supervise them from now on😠
Also here's a good scenario I came up with all drawing them.
what if the whole gang goes out for Halloween shopping picking out costumes or material for their costumes and macaque pics of ghosts / zombie/ anything that reminds you of the Dead. Mac's costume upsets monkey King to the point he tries to ignore or tries to bully him into a better costume anything that doesn't remind him that he's actually half dead or maybe out of guilt / fear he just doesn't want to see him macaque in that horrific way again.
#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#lmk#sun wukong#six eared macaque#doodle#monkey king#macaque#happy halloween#stay safe out there and get a bunch of candy or buy a bunch of candy for yourself 🍭🍫🍬#I'm going to dress up and watch horror movies 💕✨💀🎃👻🍭🍫🍬#macaque is a ghost or some s*** and wukong is a pumpkin king#I have a head cannon that Mac is a really good at making costumes since he's a theater kid and everything.
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In "Too Young" when Princess Bubblegum talked about how she "never get to act like a kid" and how she wishes she "could stay like this with you, but..." I started crying. This poor girl grew up in the harsh world of early Ooo, she spawned from a living wad of gum and built a house for her brother, she tried to have a family but they betrayed her and she internalized that as "ignorance is bliss." Because shes intelligent, and she's sure not happy, and they were intelligent, and they weren't happy either, atleast Neddy is happy when he's just sucking on those roots and blissfully unaware of his surrondings. Homegirl didn't have any childhood at all, even Marceline had a more carefree childhood when she was with Simon, and she grew up in the literal apocalypse with three parental abandonments. Simon kept her entertained and cared for her, but PB was protecting Neddy and scavenging for resources, on her own, just to stay alive, her entire childhood. God. People dont talk enough about how tragic her childhood was, I feel freaking awful.
#she just.......she never got to grow up properly#i hope she and marceline get a good 500 years to just be dumb teenagers together because they've both gone through way too much#funnily enough though i feel like the fandom places more emphasis on marceline's suffering probably because it's more relatable#which y'know makes sense I'm not gonna judge anyone for that I love Marceline and her childhood was tragic too.#I once saw someone say that PB living in the Candy Kingdom and Ice King living the Ice Kingdom is for them kind of like living#in their own heads. and. yeah that sums it up to a tea. everyone else go home they explained it perfectly.#poor kiddo#princess bubblegum#bonnibel bubblegum#pb adventure time#simon petrikov#marceline abadeer#adventure time#too young#lemongrab#they make me sad#cryyyyyy#candy kingdom#adventure time analysis#spontaneous analysis
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Not me imagining one day that a worn and withered mango is brought before Emperor Amethar of the Concordant Empire, the first of his name. She has been caught and is on trial for murder, for killing a seemingly innocuous servant of Vegetanian origin, but her final request is to be brought before the Emperor, to speak in private audience with him.
He recognizes her. Barely, the years cobwebbing his memories, but he remembers the mango who fought by Gustavo’s side. Amangeaux Epicée. The one who vanished mysteriously from before the war tent during the battle of Pangranos.
She laughs, a dry, raspy thing. “My liege, there is far more to the story than that.”
And she tells him.
She tells him of being a widowed queen, certain there were enemies all around her, placing her trust in only her faithful handmaiden, the kindly radish priest of the Bulb who did not abandon her like everyone else, and a young chili pepper she always saw as a daughter, despite the girl’s strength of character and martial prowess.
She tells him of receiving a letter, containing her darkest secret. Of meeting a thane of the meatlands and a cheesy sellsword outside the finished food pyramid, alongside her chili pepper spymaster and radish priest. Of descending into the depths to hold audience with the ones calling themselves “The Fellowship of Destiny’s Architects”, and the certainty they would all be called upon again one day.
Of escaping to Comida on the advice of her two closest advisors to throw her lot in with Tomaté. Of the summons sitting there in the carriage they were escaping in. Of being given a task: assassinate a threat to the future on behalf of the FDA.
Of not being told who the target was until the fatal blows had already been struck.
It is a miracle Amethar doesn’t rend her head from her shoulders then and there. He agrees to wait until her tale is done, one hand on the hilt of Payment Day.
Amangeaux explains the horror of learning what the FDA’s true purpose was, that it was headed by none other than the late Archbishop herself. Of running, abandoning all she loved save the one who depended on her the most. Of honing her knowledge and skills, giving herself to Gustavo, a blade to be wielded to help instead of harm. She speaks of the march to Pangranos, of reuniting with a demoted wreck of archdeacon and a cheesy knight of the Bulb. Of standing outside that tent, pretending her heart wasn’t leaping for joy at the sight of her little chili pepper grown into a fine and strong woman, of the thane turned warlord in his quest for power.
Of following the babbling, raving archdeacon when he sighted what they had come across so many years ago: a being of mold and fungus, gentle, expressive, and almost childlike. Who are connected, and communicate through emotions rather than words, who allow for the rot of death to be turned to the soil of life.
Of discovering the FDA’s taint had spread so far as to enslave an entire seventh kingdom of these beings, beneath the earth.
Of watching the Archbishop become an avatar of a monstrous existence beyond the Hungry One and the Bulb, a being of alien metal and spinning teeth that rent anything which entered it, uncaring and unnourished.
Of losing her two closest companions, her kindly radish and her little chili pepper, to its blades.
She speaks of vowing retribution. Of exterminating every last member of the FDA she could find, wherever she could find them. Of employing all the techniques she’d seen her spymaster use, oh so long ago.
Of completing her mission with this one, final death.
Amethar has to sit with this a moment.
“Why now?” He asks. “You have survived unseen all this time. You have told nobody of your crimes or exploits. Why me? Why now?”
Queen, then Lady, then just Amangeaux Epicée de la Pêche gives a tired grin.
“For you are the Concordant Emperor of Calorum,” She states, “And one of those most hurt by our actions. It is only fitting you should be aware of the seventh kingdom under your protection, and the chance to understand what circumstances delivered it to you.”
She is still smiling even when Payment Day’s blade cuts into her.
#a crown of candy#the ravening war#the ravening war spoilers#lady amangeaux epicée du peche#queen amangeaux epicee du peche#amethar rocks#king amethar#let 👏 Amethar 👏 have 👏 closure#dimension 20 acoc#dimension 20 trw#d20 trw#d20 acoc#acoc#is this a good end?#is it a bad end?#no one knows#it just possessed me#and i wrote it
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saw someone comparing james patterson and stephen king the other day and yeah, i guess they are technically similar - they're both writers of "lowbrow" genre fiction who churn out a million books a year and have an evergreen appeal to a certain type of middle-aged man. the main difference is that once you finish a stephen king book you can usually remember what happened in it, whereas once you finish a james patterson book it will vanish from your brain immediately after you turn the last page.
#my controversial opinion is that stephen king is a genuinely good writer#he is just hampered by the incurable curse of being stephen king#anyway. i've read about 15 james patterson books and i could not tell you what happened in a single one of them.#they just entered my head and dissolved immediately like cotton candy
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Put Winter King and Candy Queen from Fionna and Cake into the blender. We must finish what was started.
Winter King and Candy Queen from Fionna and Cake are being blended!!
You cannot save them.
#(sorry i couldnt find good pictures of them)#your fave is being blended#you cannot save them#blend requests#winter king#candy queen#fionna and cake
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I did not expect myself to get so emotionally attached to a chocolate rabbit.
A chocolate rabbit that slapped a carrot.
A chocolate rabbit that was a heretic and apostate.
A chocolate rabbit that’s really just an old man that drones on about history.
A chocolate rabbit that kept professing that they were all going to die, but in the end, it was because he granted Fly to Theobald, the person he acted as if he so hated, instead of himself that everyone else could make it out alive. It was in that battle that Lapin no longer cared about keeping up his facade as a Bulbian believer, casting his magic freely to side with the Candians. Though they showed him so little appreciation, with the princesses and king vocal about their distaste for his lectures, Liam avoiding his company, and Theobald constantly reminding him of their supposed mutual distaste for each other, he died for them that day, alone with the enemy.
No, I am not okay.
#I am in emotional distress because of fictional characters again#fuck you brennan for being such a good story teller#dimension 20#d20#d20 a crown of candy#d20 acoc#a crown of candy#lapin cadbury#theobald gumbar#liam wilhelmina#ruby rocks#jet rocks#amethar rocks#king amethar#brennan lee mulligan#zac oyama
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Do you think his head inflates when he gets mad like some kind of pufferfish or a frigate bird
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no explanation but these moments have the same energy:
#I've just finished acoc and it's insane how good the season was#I'll head right into ravening war now but MY GOD I just know I'll be thinking about acoc for the next weeks#watching acoc#d20#zac oyama#dimension 20#d20 acoc#acoc#a crown of candy#lapin cadbury#amethar rocks#king amethar#lou wilson#my post
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I had to and you know it.
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Turbo and King Candy are so Cuphead and Mugman coded. ☕
Bro, I didn't realise both looks similar coded-
Having two bois go on adventures
Boutta draw the scenes tho :D
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Different images same vibe
#king candy cybug#king candy#turbo from wreck it ralph#turbo wreck it ralph#dust baby#the fact this is the only king candy cybug pin I can find is criminal#also does anyone know how to get kc pins that aren’t over 60 bucks because the only good pins either have horrible shipping costs OR#are 100 dollars -_-#I hate being a poor person lmao
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#theyre too good at grief#i need to rewatch their gamechanger ep#dimension 20#acoc#a crown of candy#ruby rocks#king amethar#siobhan thompson#lou wilson
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i caved in lol, and not only finally have vanellope, but also unlocked king candy at the same time
#the two sugar gremlins that have been haunting my dreams since 2021 are finally here#VANELLOPE LOOKS SOOO GOOD IN THIS GAME. HER MODEL IS SO ACCURATE COMPARED TO DREAMLIGHT VALLEY OR MAGIC KINGDOM#vanellope my beloved niece vanellope. also king candy is there too ig#ok jk i have finally accepted that he just lives rent free in my head too. im not happy about it but i've accepted it#i needed 500 tokens for the golden pass and buying those was still cheaper than buying the pass with real money directly lol#wreck it ralph#disney speedstorm#vanellope von schweetz#king candy
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does king candy cost money askin for a friend
#mattypattypinkyposts#speedstorm#disney speedstorm#king candy#I've never touched Speedstorm#what is it like is he good#should i get it#is it free
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was nervous to watch the new cats movie analysis because it was hard to judge the vibes, but now I'm happy to report that not only is it very knowledgeable about the stage show there's some very correct takes about widely accepted fanon in it
#cats the musical#cate talks cats#i'm only about halfway through but it's been pretty good so far#yes i AM talking about the wild macavity lore that everyone agreed on at some point--#--because on some level i think it's fruitless to talk about macavity as a physical cat with a backstory#it's doing exactly the same thing as the people who say everyone's competing to die -- making up a plot where there shouldn't be any#jennyanydots and rum tum tugger are not in a competition any more than the candy canes and reed flutes in the nutcracker are#just like macavity is no more a real figure than the rat king!#i'm not sure i agree with their other stance that bomba and deme can ONLY be read as romantic (maybe in 1998 but not always)#because there's also a lot of thematic analysis that can be done about their sibling dynamic as well as a romantic one#but like i said i'm only halfway through so maybe i'll find something i don't agree with later on lol#good video though!
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I’m not the only one who’s still reeling from how insane princess bubblegum was under the crown’s influence, right? Like, she was gonna put her and two other people in a blender??? Ice king would NEVER
#pb was already kinda unhinged so I guess it makes sense#she be doing unethical science experiments daily#good for her i guess#adventure time#fionna and cake#princess bubblegum#candy queen#winter king
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