#Get your eyes checked man
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Yeah.. I've like so many choice words for this asddhfjfjdksms.
#Arrest him#Put him in jail for the atrocities#Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhh#How can you look him and say yeah I did good#Get your eyes checked man#Imma gonna kill you
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it's true and you should say it
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I am really tired of a situation rn.
#fe three houses#felix hugo fraldarius#me using felix on my angy days because he is my angersona? you bet!#anyway if you want to try to get someones money or something bc you hurt your own car banging into mine#can you try to be a bit more timely with it buddy come on you hit me on feb29 !#why am i getting your insurance company calling me today !#also i would like to point out i didnt do it and neither of us were hurt and i filed a claim with my own insurance comp#and also filed a police report bc he didnt even suggest calling the cops to the scene#so like yeah hey man maybe you and your insurance company can move a lil faster or smth#literally everything that happened the day of is - according to my dad - an intimidation tactic#i look like im 15 and he probably thinks he can take advantage of a new driver but ya know! tough luck!#im just really tired and stressed over multiple things not negative so getting this on top of it was like#bro .................... anyway my phone didnt pick up for some reason so i called back and then nothing got resolved#cause the person who actually called me wasnt around to connect the line to from the guy who answered#idk man just its a lot despite my v minimal energy#got a job interview on monday tho ! and then also next week is an eye exam#and you might be thinking isnt that a good thing to get your eyes checked? you are correct but i am horrified#there are two body parts that give me absolute anxiety and eyes are one of them#and i know my eye sight is declining and im just v anxious#its fine im going to be fine i just have to be anxious about it
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The ssum really is just "That tamagotchi is a whole ass man"
#The ssum#it's cute!#def more like a mysme themed idler tho.#you get a chat at the turn of each of your routine segments so you get one when you wake one at lunch one at dinner and one before bed#which is sorta nice it's not like mysme that you HAVE to check throughout the day#I'm assuming there won't be any real plot because like. 200 days of chat?? how you gonna do a plot in that?#no real good or bad ends i assume.#but my tamagotchi boys eyes changed color so!!#v exciting developments.#I like it so far tho man it makes me miss mysme#the fun of staying up way too late for absolutely no reason and the low key stress of the apartment bomb plot the first time through#I'm absolutely going to try not to compare them too much because they're obviously separate titles and universes but#the comparison is an easy one to make.
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literally how is ray toro so underrated
have you SEEN him
#with your actual eyes#hell even with your ears#ray unappreciators need to get SOMETHING checked because. i swear to god#HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MAN#mcr#my chemical romance#ray toro
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Live action Shanks has all my heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, eyes, brain, hands, etc etc etc
#literally husband asf#he's so fine#and to think some people called him ugly and all#get your damn eyes checked#that man is a FINE SPECIMEN#opla#shanks
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I knew there would be a day where people would fancast the whitest white boy on the planet who couldn't be farther from South Asia as Pavitr Prabhakar aka Spider-Man India, and it would be the day where I claw my own face off
But I didn't expect there to be a day for that guy to start listing MULTIPLE men of the whitest baking soda bleached papery gum tree bark ping pong ball PVC glue white variety with ONLY DEV PATEL, AKA TOKEN INDIAN OF WESTERN MEDIA, in the follow up reply
man im gonna need you to get off the internet and go back to kindergarten
#“I still kind of stand by it though. Im sure you can be white and be from India” bro's hopped up on something. i think it's racism#bait or no bait this fucking sucks#let us have our own people in the spotlight for once#like fucking indian media is all over western culture. india regurgitates all the white bullshit constantly#let's also add whiteness to a country that is literally shunning its own people?? multiple south asian countries who hate their own people?#get your eyes checked and your brain wiped clean#pavitr prabhakar#spider man india#i really did not want my day ruined but fuck that i guess. it was only a matter of time. there will be more
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Unfortunately that kitten had to go back to her foster mom who. I am pretty sure is going to be fired from the shelter we work with because holy fuck she was The worst -_- god she was cute tho im glad i got to spend time with her today
#like at first she was here with her mom who was a beautiful grey cat#but. she was not doing well. something was very wrong. she didnt move at all the entire day#she had brown pus in her eyes#her breathing was uneven. all she could do was move her eyes around really#so we called her to say we need you to come pick her up and get her checked out because she is really sick#and this bitch snaps at us like 'okay well actually shes fine' and just complains at us for making her come back to get her#and we're like. ok man like your cat is very ill sorry for being concerned about not only her health but her babys health too#let ALONE the health of allll the other animals that come into our store + families petting her that may bring back the illness to their own#animals...#anyway so they finally come back to pick her up and its two of them. one is level headed and the other was the bitch lol#like my coworker had taken them out and was sanitizing the cage and she goes 'well thats STUPID theyre from the same home'#and we start to explain that it doesnt fckin matter were doing what we can to keep the kitten as healthy as possible#but luckily het sister or whoever it was cut her off and was like 'nono thats what they should do. thats what vets do im glad theyre doing#that' and then she was like yelling and yada yada yada#anyway. they FINALLY turn to leave but just before she turns around and goes 'oh by the way i brought another cat to replace the mom.#just dont expect him to be bubbly since you expect cats to be so energetic. hes 9'#like. first of all. its fucking insane that you briught another cat in the first place cuz what happens if the kitten is already sick now#second of all. she adds 'also they havent met each other yet. bye'#LIKE WHAT!!!!!!! THE FUCK DO YOU M3AN THEY HAVENT MET EACH OTHET#YOU JUST LEAVE US WITH ONE POSSIBLY INFECTED KITTEN ANNND A SENIOR CAT THAT HASNT EVEN MET THIS KITTEN???!?!?!?#and were supposed to just leave them together overnight and hope for the best???? BITCH#so yeah anyway we ended up having to call the shelter who called the foster mom Again. thankfully her sister showed up to take them both#but then her fckin sister didnt even tell her she was supposed to take bith cats it was sooo. what a night man#just wow lol#thank u 4 coming to my pet store rant
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already feeling the art fight shaped hole in my art fight shaped heart
Anyone interested in a casual art trading server, haven't found one I vibe with personally n' if anyone else is interested I'd love to start one with some of y'all!
#doing the pleading eyes and finger point touching convincingly at you#haven't made anything yet. just doing a little interest check so feel free to reply/dm me if you are so!#just wanna make something friendly n' cozy with the opportunity to meet new folk who get the real art fight experience#the joy of creation for and with your fellow man... delightful!#it should happen every month i believe!#it's so awkward just dming someone outta no where for trades even if there very open y'know? i wanna make that process easier#also i like streaming my art and wouldn't mind more people in on my art hours#art trade#art trades#i dont know what to tag this as or if i should wuhoh
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dante, travis, vylad, and aphmau qpr makes zero sense outside of my rewrite and that is a tragedy
#❄.txt#earlier i was think that itd be really funny if they played never have i ever and dante was like 'never have i ever been attracted to my#friends sibling'. vylad is like 'ok well fuck you too man that was so clearly targeted'. and then travis is like 'well damn. i cant lie'#'... TRAVIS????' 'look ok-' 'EXPLAIN YOURSELF' 'GENE IS HOT' 'IM GONNA KILL MYSELF'#also consider: all four of them trying to play ultimate custom night (it was dantes idea) together and failing horribly#the more adhds u shove into a room together the more braincells they lose /j#'check the ve- FUCK' 'GOD DAMN IT WE WERE SO CLOSE'#all four of them just become a cuddle pile on the couch whenever they watch movies together#they also have wildly different tastes in everything so it takes them like 2 hours just to decide on what kind of food to order#every few days dante tries to explain the fnaf lore to them. vylad just goes 'hey man *kisses him on the mouth* shut the fuck up ❤'#it started out as a joke and dante was completely shocked the first time#anytime they invite over other people and do that running bit without thinking they both very quickly explain 'no no its a bit i swear-'#anytime they play minecraft together aphmau likes to shout 'GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME' anytime dante and travis get distracted staring#into each others eyes or whatever. vylad likes to shake his head and mutter 'i fucking hate gay people' under his breath#i have a billion more thoughts about them btw
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I dont care about majima x sagawa btw but i care a lot about their relationship regardless because i want them to have the most toxic dealings and skewed power dynamics with each other as possible and i them both to have increasingly warped perceptions of each other (worlds most incorrect uncle-nephew relationship)
#Listen to my problems#sagawas like majima chan i bought pudding for you since chewing is hard right now and majimas like (muffled) can you kill yourself . and#sagawa is like (laughs) keep up that tone and ill break your jaw again#like obviously sagawa isnt doing charity work putting majima back on his feet because majima has to pull his own weight too but over time#majima became less of an ‘investment’ and more like his hotheaded young apprentice / nephew who is really smart (sagawas very proud of him)#but also doesnt know anything good for himself because hes an idiot and sagawa needs to do everything for him sometimes or he’ll pull the#most ASININE stunts imaginable. like kid i do Good by you and you do the same for me as long as you keep your head down and run the grand.#he cannot fathom why majima wants to claw his way back into the tojo because sagawa Knows shimano and he Knows that shimano is bad news and#will definitely send majima into the jaws of death over and over and seriously what a WASTE of good talent !!! unfortunately majima is the#same type of stupid as his oath brother but it doesnt mean he wants to see the kid get himself killed (wise words from a man who got himself#killed) | and majima ... it was not difficult to start going crazy about sagawa at first sight because he just came out of a very violent#place where every touch meant more torture and pain then suddenly hes being put in the capable hands of a man whos like a fucking angel#sagawa feeds clothes and bathes him and majima cant help but act like being cared for is the worst thing thats ever happened to him theres#too much touching and hes completely dependent on sagawa who checks his weight daily and changes his bandages and cleans his leaky infected#eye and he wants nothing more than to be left alone but he cant do anything by himself and hes too devastated to be grateful. its gross !!#and whenever he inevitably breaks the hell down sagawa is always there to hold and comfort him and what the hell else can he do but seek#comfort in the only person that ‘cares’ about him when sagawa is so good at pretending ... is he pretending ? who gives a fuck anymore man#sagawas punishment and comfort all in one ... hes a means to an end .. hes majimas caretaker and his gaoler. the guy who knows everything#about him and the one who’ll use every last bit of it against him oh god wait#this is just isabelle and emma damnit damnit im gonna go read purromised neverland again
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using sorting hat chats to determine the true placement of lost's characters within the hogwarts houses. this is such a fun exercise in exploring these characters and i will probably be talking more about this soon. and my hot take?? ben is a ravenclaw.
#i've looked into the eye of this island ( thoughts )#i encourage anyone reading this to check out sorting hat chats#it's soooo fun to look at for both yourself and your characters#and through it i truly have come to believe that ben is a ravenclaw …#there is not one ounce of loyalty in this man ( at least in regards to people )#as manipulative and cunning as he may be he just does not fit into slytherin's core trait!#which is being loyal to people in their inner circle#but i will expand on this … sometime soon hopefully#i still gotta write up his season two arc but i need to get there on the rewatch first lol#just so the thoughts and scenes are fresh!#but i have a list of posts to make and these two are def on there so stay tuned
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why is everyone harping at the FNAF movie teaser for giving the animatronics red eyes when the real thing we should be actively upset at is the very pathetic attempt at making the vhs footage actually look like fucking vhs
#the kiwi speaks#SERIOUSLY#honestly I have high hopes for the movie but I won’t raise my standards too high cause like#it’s the freaking FNAF movie#I just know it’s gonna be ridiculous but an enjoyable type of rediculous#because once again. it’s the FNAF movie.#but people are seriously criticizing the tiniest little thing#which is *checks notes* that the eyes turn red#hello??? that’s been a trope for villain characters since forever?????#what difference does it fucking make???#it’s an easy way to depic that the animatronics aren’t very welcoming likely#BUT THE PARTS WITH THE VHS FOOTAGE. MAN.#THEY SLAPPED ONE FILTER OVER IT AND IT JUST DOESNT LOOK LIKE VHS AT ALL#LOOKS LIKE THAT 70’S SHOW QUALITY OR SOMETHING#DO WE NEED TO FORCE JACK STAUBER ONTO THE SET?#DOES JACK STAUBER EVEN KNOW WHAT A FNAF IS????#IF YOURE GOING TO GET MAD. GET MAD AT THE THINGS WORTH GETTING MAD AT#CAUSE THAT JUST AINT NO FUCKING VHS#THE AUDIO ISNT EVEN FILTERED?????#GUYS. WTF.#also that girl has no fucking emotion in her voice she sounds so done with her job#idk if that’s intentional but like#“where fantasy and fun come to life” girl you need some razzle dazzle you sound like Freddy already got you#girl hates her job so much. she wants to be stuffed in a suit so bad
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Happy 420 everyone, i hope you all have a epic awesome sauce swagtastic days
#localgardenweed#the weed is rambling#420#420 day#tw weed#tw drugs#WEED DAY RAAAAA#Im not gonna smoke any cause i have no way of getting it legally but like#you guys are so lucky im not making a million jokes ahout me being set on fire cause#get it#my name is weed#and its weed day#weed and weed day#get it *laugh track*#also fun fact 6 years ago today i got sent to the psych ward#is it a major coincidence? yes. is it funny as fuck? also yes#i still have the id bracelet from it too so i can confirm it#so happy weed day and have a mental health day#idk if weed will fix it though but ya know numb some of the pain#dont rely on it though guys fluttering eyes#also FOR GODD SAKE DONT SHOW UP TO LIKE RESTAURANTS OR THEMPARKS OR FAST FOOD PLACES HIGH AS BALLS I STFU YALL STINK#i work at a Chuck E Cheese and im so glad i dont work today cause id have to be drowned in weed smell at kid check#THINK OF YOUR FELLOW MAN#anyway stay ventilated and safe guys stay swagtastic
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ok the vibe is: I’m just a silly little guy in a dreadful little world. time to go back to my roots (*eats croutons straight from the bag*)
#sneaky niki#it’s update time on yours truly#lamb loose liveblogging#I’m using that tag in case anyone reading my current fic needs to know where I’m at#I did rest a little bit. thank you for asking#no. unfortunately my hand seems to be getting worse. I still need to take a shirt on of notes for my IRL stuff tho#*SHITTON of notes (y u censor me text-predictive keyboard??)#so I’m trying to pace myself a little#but I did write something for the fic!#yay me :D#turns out my circadian rhythm is fucked anyway. so I still wake up at 5am every morning no matter what#they will scoop me off the floor one of these days#in the meantime.............. I’m like. I’m 200k words in as I check the draft for the entire project and#fellas is it gay to hyperfocus on two trash idiots so much you end up writing 200k words for them??#in like....... 5 months??#on the bright side. I’ll meet a friend this weekend after 4 months apart :D#I’ve self-isolated so much that I don’t know how I’ll manage. but I’ll be in a bookstore for the first time in 4 months! can u believe it??#still. city scary. full of women I won’t be able to stare in the eyes. I’m easily affected.#also so many dogs I will never have the courage to ask if I can pet#anyway regarding the fic#I’m trying to map out ch18 now#all I can say is: SDY u cvnt. absolute trash of a man. I will avenge you#also backscratchers and a man walking on a roof are somewhat involved??#let’s hope I can plan this out the right way before word-vomiting all over it#so. that being said. I hope anyone reading is having a good time#if not I still hope you can get some comfort from your pets or plants or projects#or people. yea. those too. (notice how effortless that was. very much a people’s person me. obviously)#Niki out ~<3
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