Truly though, Poseidon went soft after the Odyssey. Luke Castellan had the audacity to piss off Poseidon's only living Demigod son and then LIVED ON A BOAT AND POSEIDONS JUST LIKE "hahaha yeah cool bro." When the Odyssey is actually just a thing that happened historically in cannon. Odysseus is in Elysium with Penelope FUMMING when Luke walks in and tells him his story "THAT SON OF A BITCH LET ME DRIFT AT SEA FOR 11 YEARS AND HE NEVER EVEN ROCKED YOUR BOAT A LITTLE???" (Non of yall should be surprised I got into Epic)
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Stuart sending Neil a copy of every fbi report to his name and the foxes making a day out of flipping through every file
Matt: “You WATERBOARDED someone?!?”
Neil: “Twice. The other file must be here somewhere”
Nicky, whispering: “…what the fuck is joy riding”
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post your astarteskeeping takes that will have you like this
I'll go first: I don't think it's possible to ethically keep thousand sons as pets. I know they're popular for their beauty and intense hobbies but their social needs are incredibly complex and hard to meet even for professional keepers, not to mention the psychic aspect
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I don't feel like Simon was breaking up with Wille.
When he said, "I can't do this anymore", what I heard was: "I can't keep suffering like this, only to watch you suffer like this".
Throughout this season, Simon has been slowly losing pieces of himself. He lost his voice. He lost his identity. He lost his happiness. The only thing he didn't lose, in his mind, was Wille.
It felt like Simon was willing to sacrifice a lot for Wille, and my god did he sacrifice himself. He swallowed his pride and joined the sit-in. He set aside his own worries countless times in order to focus on Wille's. He forgave and forgave and forgave. And through it all, I think he genuinely felt it was worth it for Wille to be happy at the cost of Simon's own happiness.
But as time went by, I think Simon began to get the sense that Wille wasn't happy. And of course, on Wille's fateful birthday, he found out that not only was his boyfriend not happy, he was actually slowly shattering on the inside. And that, I think, was Simon's true breaking point.
He'd given up so much just so Wille could be happy (which isn't a healthy thing to do, of course, but we know that Simon has a strong tendency to sacrifice things for others). And Wille was miserable. And I think in Simon's mind, this was the final straw because everything he'd given up was for nothing.
I think when Simon got into bed and said, "I can't do this anymore", he was saying that I can't keep just standing by while you slowly self-destruct, I can't keep stuffing myself into a box so I can be with the Crown Prince, when being the Crown Prince is killing you too, because then what is the goddamn point? Insanely enough, I think if Wille was truly happy continuing on as the Crown Prince, Simon would've been willing to give the consort thing a go, even though god knows that would've been a fucking awful way for him to live his life. But if Wille's miserable, and Simon's miserable, then there's truly no point anymore in continuing this charade, and I think what Simon is trying to tell Wille is: enough is enough. Do something, change something, because this is not working out.
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thoughts on the people harassing glenn and rob on twitter from the macden fandom? they gave us so much s16 and ppl throwing it in their faces by tagging them and asking if they hooked up irl
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Don’t care how famous they are, how old they are or how married they are, it’s literally never okay to directly tag and try and out someone. You said it, that’s harassment.
And what’s the end goal here? Like at best they don’t see it and you just look like an asshole, at worst they do see it and feel extremely fucking weird about it. At like, extreme worst, if either of them are queer, you drum up enough weirdos to back you (the Heartstopper kid situation) and you force one of them to out themselves.
This pisses me off the most because, like, it’s all fun and games to call MCD their ‘failsonas’ or whatever, but Glenn especially hates people comparing him to Dennis. How is this any more ‘ok’ than commenting on instagram that he’s D.E.N.N.I.S. System-ed Jill? (Hint, it’s really not). In both cases, it’s people trying to apply the character to the actor to entertain themselves and justify their fantasies of Glenn’s real life. Dennis is not. Glenn.
Again, what’s the end goal here? Like what’s the ideal situation you get out of this if one of them sees this and, god forbid, responds? This is such an icky sticky thing to even want to touch on publicly.
So they give us gay content and in return they get Reddit complaining about it and Twitter demanding they ‘admit’ that they’re actually gay themselves. Huh. Wonder why we haven’t gotten anything explicitly gay on screen from Mac yet? Huh. What a mystery?
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As soon as Nico is done in Camp Jupiter after seeing Percy, he goes to his brother to complain and whine. Zagreus knows when something is caused by his aunts and uncles being stupid nearly as well as he can tell his father is doing something stupid. Zagreus also pokes in on the quest to Alaska to think them for saving his boyfriend and meet his Roman sister.
God Nico breaking Hazel out of the underworld and Zag being their ultimate cheerleader. Like decades of Zag meeting with Hazel in Asphodel and trying everything he can to get her pardoned but he can’t and it is killing him. Then one day he’s on a run and she’s gone. He’s not too proud to admit that he panics. Bianca has the choice of rebirth and it definitely ached something fierce when she took it but he knows she will make it back the next two times she needs to make it to isle of the blessed. But Hazel? She should be as bound as he is. As trapped. There is no escape. He’s terrified he will be the one sent after her. He knows the defenses the best after all. He would be the to scour the underworld but… the order never comes.
What does come is his little brother, wild eyed and terrified as he tumbles out of a shadow rambling on about how he “fucked up bad this time zag but I can’t leave her gods how could I leave her she deserved more she needs out she-“
(He’s glad one of them got to escape. He’s glad she got to see the surface. Maybe she’ll find that horse she always told him about.)
He has a special interest in the quest to Alaska. Both because his other little sibling is headed for the place she died and because someone took Thanatos. He pops in more than a few times and gets to stay longer because dying isn’t exactly working for anyone right now even him.
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Truly though, Poseidon went soft after the Odyssey. Luke Castellan had the audacity to piss off Poseidon's only living Demigod son and then LIVED ON A BOAT AND POSEIDONS JUST LIKE "hahaha yeah cool bro." When the Odyssey is actually just a thing that happened historically in cannon. Odysseus is in Elysium with Penelope FUMMING when Luke walks in and tells him his story "THAT SON OF A BITCH LET ME DRIFT AT SEA FOR 11 YEARS AND HE NEVER EVEN ROCKED YOUR BOAT A LITTLE???" (Non of yall should be surprised I got into Epic)
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Hell yeah, they're EDGEWAVE ready! 🎸
Alex- Keyboardist/band leader/part-time parent to a dumbass. Please don't touch his face or hair or like. Anything of his, thanks
Sean- Drummer/multi-faceted and can carry the band if he has to. Second tallest of the group. Looks intimidating and snobbish but really is just super anxious and feels annoying at all times.
Hunter- Bassist. His dad gave him a cool moped when he was 13. No he's not going on a date with you, he has a girlfriend. As a matter of fact, he's wearing a t-shirt with her face on it right now.
Jor- Lead guitarist/professional instigator. Tallest in the group. Their deep voice gets them mistaken for a dude. They like that. The mask stays on, don't ask them to take it off. Come to think of it, does anyone even know their real name?
Cody- Lead vocalist/unofficial band "leader" because he's hot and fangirls love him more/the dumbass in question. Confuses a chinchilla for a small dog. Like, multiple times a week. It's quite concerning. Anyway he snapped you a pic of the pads confused and asked why aren't all vaginas the same size #Himbo
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