ok this is a long fucking shot but does anyone out here know anything about. Allergies but rather than having itchy runny-nose symptoms you just feel systemically like shit. Like fatigue, nausea, vague headache, moderate-to-severe excercise intolerance, that sort of thing. But correlated to like, pollen exposure. Or just air quality in general?

The best ballpark diagnosis I have is asthma, but I've never actually had An Asthma Attack so I don't know if that's.... right. And even if it is, I can't really find good research or resources on managing systematic effects of asthma at this like... non-acute, non life-threatening severity.

Sometimes with weird medical shit like this, there's information that exists if only you can find the right keyword to search.... maybe somebody's got something?

Or even just, it'd be nice to hear if anyone elae deals with this and I'm not, like, completely insane*

*for this. other insanity unspecified.

Sick Fic Prompts (Cute and/or Sad)

Dialogue Prompts

1) "I'm fine." "You not fine, you need to go to the hospital." "I'm fine! Just a little dizzy. That's all. Nothing to worry about." 2) "It's just a cough, I'll be fine." 3) "When's the surgery?" 4) "Bust me out of here, would you? I don't wanna spend my birthday in a hospital." 5) "Why are you crying? I'm the one that's dying." "I'm sorry." "God you're such a crybaby. Come here, I can't hug you if you're all the way over there." 6) "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long do they have to live?" "Yeah, it's just a mild case of bronchitis..." 7) "You're dying." "God fucking wishes he could kill me. I'm gonna live forever." 8) "You should go to a support group for people with-" "I'm not going to a fucking support group. Those things are depressing." "You should make some friends." "Make friends? This isn't Fault in Our Stars, I'm not gonna join a support group that changes my life and Augustus Waters is not gonna swoop in and take me to Amsterdam no matter how fuckin sick that would be." 9) "You look kinda sexy bald." "After I beat cancer the next thing I'll be beating is your ass." "Ooh, sounds kinky. You promise?" "I hate you so much." 10) "You've been sitting in that wheelchair all morning staring at me. What are you doing?" "Well, now that I'm bald and walking is annoying I thought I'd try being Professor X and seeing if I can make people do whatever I want." "Is it working?" "Well, you're still bothering me and not making me chocolate chip cookies so I can confirm I am not a mutant." 11) "Will you make me some soup?" "No." "But I'm sick." "Ugh, fine, what kind do you want?" "Can you make the one with the little stars in it?" "It's like taking care of a toddler." 12) "Will you kiss me better?" "I can't kiss the influenza out of you." "..." "Don't give me the puppy eyes, I'll get sick if I kiss you." "..." "Goddamn it, you better take care of me when I get sick!" 13) "My body feels like it weighs a million pounds." "I'm not walking all the way over there to put the remote in your hand. It's literally an inch away from your hand, just pick it up." 14) "My body...so cold...my mouth...so dry...my stomach...so empty..." "Blanket...right next to you...food and water...in the kitchen...Person A...so dramatic." "My temperature...so high...my body...getting weaker...Person B...so unhelpful." "Just get up! You can walk to the kitchen." "Can't...not strong enough...wont make it." "It's ten feet from where you're sitting." 15) "I'm sick and I need you to take care of me." "You want me to take care of you? I don't take care of anybody. I'm not even good at taking care of myself." "Maybe you should just call Person A to come take care of me." 16) "I'm sick. Will you make me some chicken soup?" "No. Die." "I'm starting to think we're not friends." "I'vs explicitly told you many times we are not friends." "Fine. I'll get my own soup. I'll make it special and only my /friends/ can have some!" 17) "Person A is sick." "So were /not/ going to the party?" "We have to take care of them." "...do we though?" 18) "Achoo!" "Ugh! Sneeze into your fucking elbow, you monster. Who raised you?!" 19) "Will you go pick up my medicine for me?" "Why would I do that for you?" "Because you love me?" "Yeah, but do I really love you enough to leave this bed for you?" 20) "You think I'm thinking about sex with you while you're sick?" "Yeah." "Okay, yeah, I was. But we can't do that because I don't wanna get sick!" "Be honest. For this body? You'd get a little sick." "Yeah, I would."

Regular Prompts

1) A gets sick and keeps coughing, insisting they're fine. Eventually they cough so hard in front of B that blood comes up. B panics and takes A to the hospital. When they get there the doctor tells them it's just the flu and that A just coughed too hard. B is relieved but immediately starts taking care of A. 2) A and B are roommates and when A gets sick B's taking care of them. When A gets better they're sad that B isn't going to be taking care of them anymore so they decide to pretend they're still sick to keep B's attention. B catches them heating up their thermometer and decides to keep playing along until A can admit it. 3) A's always complaining about how B ruins their dates with anyone and when they finally meet C and claim it's love at first sight B ends up getting sick and asks if A can take care of them. A wears gloves, face masks, and uses disinfectant spray any time B even breathes near them. When it's time for their date B is really sick, laying in the floor and A decides to cancel their date with C to sit with B and play with their hair while they're getting sick. B insists that A leaves for their date telling them they don't want to ruin it and never intended to ruin any of A's dates. When A realizes they want to stay with B and take care of them rather than go on a date with C they remember that B never really ruined their dates. A just always decided to skip them to help/hang out with B instead. (Bonus if A ends up getting sick because they kiss B after realizing their feelings, and B ends up taking care of them when they get sick.) 4) A and B are enemies who get flu shots at the same time but instead of flu shots they end up getting infected on accident by a disease there's no known cure for yet. They end up getting put in the same room and are the only other person the other can interact with. They bicker and fight about dumb things and their only interaction is with people head to toe in suits to prevent them from getting the disease. Everyone keeps telling them they don't have a cure yet and things start getting bad when their symptoms get worse. They both begin to feel bad for the other and slowly realize they're all they have right now since they're not allowed any other human interaction. They bond and try to keep each other's spirits up even when they come to terms that they might die together. 5) A and B are roommates who've never liked each other who end up catching C's sickness and spend a week arguing over who's going to do which chore. When being sick brings them closer and they spend time bonding over TV and movies they decide they could potentially see them as friends. 6) A and B are sick but aren't allowed to leave so they decide to be dramatic and send long drawn out messages to one another since they live across from one another with a clothes line between them that they can run the letters back and forth on. Doing this every day makes their day and soon they find themselves falling for each other. 7) A is sick and has no one to take care of them. B is the wild neighbor who's able to walk out their window and down the fire escape to bother them every day. When B notices A is sick they step in to take care of them which A hates but soon grows to love. (Bonus if they've never had someone take care of them so it's very strange but nice.) 8) A and B are enemies who are competitive as hell and when they both catch C's sickness they make it a competition to see who can get over it faster. 9) A is sick and they feel awful and B takes care of them. When A notices the symptoms aren't going away and that they're just staying the same B takes them to a doctor worried. They're both surprised when the doctor tells them it's just allergies. 10) A and B go to the doctor to see if A's sick. When the doctor tells them it's just allergies they buy medication and get on with it. When they don't get over it and things get worse they have a nurse friend of theirs check A they inform them that they indeed have strep throat.

Last one for today and then I’m gonna go to sleep, wake up, write some more, make some palettes, and try to get the rest tomorrowish? I don’t know for sure but they’ll be coming!

Hello! I have a prompt for the destiel drabbles: Two-person love triangle. I absolutely love your works, and thanks for considering this prompt!

1.2k, fluff, humour, getting together

The one where both Dean and Cas sign up for a dating website, not knowing that they’re actually just flirting with each other, and then proceed to get jealous. 

Thank you to @its-the-tenerife-sea​ for this lovely prompt.

The curiosity sets in when Dean’s in the middle of fixing up breakfast. It’s not for himself—peanut butter and jelly is special to someone else in this bunker—so Dean glowers a little when he sees what that special someone is doing.

“Unappreciative,” Dean grumbles under his breath, when he spots Cas furiously tapping away on his phone without a care for Dean’s efforts. After Dean tells him that his sandwich is ready, Cas absentmindedly pats the table, motioning for Dean to deliver.

He even keeps texting when Dean brings him the goddamned plate.

Okay. So it starts to grate on Dean’s nerves a little…or a lot. Dean tries to take a peek. Dean inches up behind Cas on several occasions more than once, trying to see what’s got Cas so worked up, so interested that he barely even makes eye contact with Dean anymore (and, uh, that’s really saying something). But Cas’ phone always seems to thwart him. Whenever he manages to catch a glimpse, Cas’ fingers have calmed and he’s on his gardening game app.

“My petunias are growing very nicely,” Cas tells him with a toothy grin that soon enough falters, “but the pumpkins have died again.”

It’s when they’re watching a movie together that Dean finally finds out. There’s no shame or hiding it even as Cas’ shoulder is pressed firmly up against his. On Dean’s laptop, cowboys are running wild, and on Cas’ phone is…a dating app.

Cas isn’t watching the movie.

Cas is busy responding to suggestive messages sent by a man with hazel eyes and more freckles than Dean has.

Okay. So Dean’s not sure what this feeling is. It’s nervousness, maybe, probably, because his hands on his phone are sweaty. He’s done the whole dating app thing before, but it’s a different feeling when he’s browsing for guys—and if Cas is getting into the game now, isn’t it time that Dean do, too?

Today, Cas is onto another man.

He’s still looking, Dean thinks before he wonders why he cares so much.

It gets addictive really fast.

For a full week, Dean’s talking to three or four guys a day, until all of their names start to blur together.

Or, well, almost all of them.

He doesn’t know what it is, but BeeMySunshine gets under his skin more than most. For hours in a row, Dean’s exchanging messages with him furiously, while Cas sits at the table opposite him, texting his own guy. It almost becomes an activity that they do together on the regular, flirting over the phone with their matches, and always strangely finishing up at the same time (Cas must be waiting up for him, which is, well, a pretty nice thing to do).

After Dean sends a goodbye to BeeMySunshine, he puts his phone away just as Cas sets his own down. 

Dean smiles.

“Movie?” 

The thing is, Dean starts to fall for BeeMySunshine. He doesn’t know what the charm is. Maybe it’s the guy’s geeky humour. But whatever it is, it’s downright endearing.

beemysunshine: Today, I’m going to commit theft. A guinea pig from the pet store. They’re treated very badly :( and my best friend will not appreciate what I have done :( but it must be done for the sake of humanity :)

cake-and-pie-and-hi-i’m-bi: nonsense

cake-and-pie-and-hi-i’m-bi: ur friends a dumbass if hes denying anything to someone as adorable as you, guinea pigs or not

beemysunshine: Yes. I think this very often :)

beemysunshine: But I love him

Dean won’t lie. He gets a bit jealous at the mention of BeeMySunshine’s friend. Hell, they seem like they might even be in love. But Dean pushes it down.

Okay. So Dean’s got a bit of a problem. And maybe that little problem has to do with Cas.

It’s not that he’s jealous. Or, at least, that’s what he tells himself again and again. But he doesn’t like how much Cas is on his phone. He sure as hell doesn’t like the fact that they never watch movies together anymore, because Cas seems to have found a guy that he really likes, and for some reason, Dean’s stomach is always in knots when he thinks about it. 

When Cas asks, “When is the appropriate time to send ‘dick pics’?” one morning, Dean wants to die.  

“Never!” he huffs, a sudden feeling of over-protectiveness coming over him, but Cas doesn’t believe him.

He knows that it’s ridiculous. He sure as hell knows that it’s technically none of his business and not at all his right, but he starts pouncing up on Cas unexpectedly, panic always rising within him when he thinks Cas might be in the process of taking those pictures. He won’t admit it, but if he someone accused him of checking out Cas’ package about sixty-seven times a day (hey, only to make sure that the drawstrings on Cas’ pants are still proper…no funny business)—well, he’d deny doing it.

But maybe denial’s not enough. Sam starts coughing a lot when he’s in their presence.

And Sam definitely raises his eyebrows when Dean starts knocking on the bathroom door every time Cas is in there longer than thirty seconds.   

“Why’d take your phone in there?” Dean nags him when he comes out.

Cas glares at him even as Dean’s eyes dart to his drawstrings again.

I notice that your mind has been elsewhere, BeeMySunshine texts him one day.

Dean’s at the kitchen table once more, Cas opposite him. He looks sad and Dean’s heart twinges and he sets his phone down.

“Cas?” he says.

Cas nods but keeps chatting with his match.

It’s been ages since Cas and he talked properly.

Dean misses him. 

So he picks up his phone again and, i think im in love with someone else, Dean sends.

Dean doesn’t check his phone. He hears it buzz but he never picks it up.

Cas keeps texting. But less and less.

When Cas angrily tosses his phone onto the couch out of the blue, Dean swallows.

“Need me to kick his ass?”

They end up sitting at the edge of Cas’ bed.

“I love him,” Cas says, just as Dean blurts, “I love you.”

Cas stares at him with big, wide eyes.

Maybe it would’ve gone all to hell then. Maybe it wouldn’t have worked out, because Cas starts telling him something about loving his dating app match more, and how distant Dean and he have grown since Cas found this guy (even though the bastard apparently told Cas that he loved someone else, and then stopped answering Cas’ texts, just at the same moment that Cas sent the dude Dean’s worst nightmare—dick pics).

But then the door to Cas’ wardrobe creaks open.

And fifteen stolen guinea pigs come rushing out.

It’s not the way that Dean would’ve wanted to find out. It’s something that they’re going to have to talk about, because those guinea pigs squeal a little too much and Dean’s got allergies, but it doesn’t matter in that moment because Dean’s rushing to grab his phone.

hey, Dean types, heart beating fast.

cake-and-pie-and-hi-i’m-bi: my name’s dean winchester. what’s urs?

Cas’ fingers fumble with his keyboard, but eventually, he hits send.

beemysunshine: …Castiel. I think I’m in love with you.

Two minutes later, Dean’s got Cas pressed up against the mattress and they’re kissing.

They only stop when one of Cas’ guinea pigs climbs up on top of Dean’s head and Dean screams bloody murder.

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