Take two and call me in the morning. Three chances, should've seen the warning

me when my dearest @notsoevilmagistrate tries to HIT ME because im RIGHT (hes gay)

I know it's better if we both say, so long and thanks for the memories. I'd like to say that it's been real. But it's been fake as hell. I caught you lying in my face again. You got me hanging by a thread again. Feel like a kite in a hurricane. So cut the string and let me fly away. Now we're burning at both ends, like candles in the wind. My eyelids collapsing. Collateral damage. I know it's better if we both say, so long and thanks for the memories. I'd like to say that it's been real, but it's been fake as hell. Take two and call me in the morning. Three chances, should've seen the warning. For what it's worth, I wish you well. Yeah, it's been real, you're fake as hell.

Fake As Hell by All Time Low & Avril Lavigne

I'm obsessed with these new shoes I got

Fake As Hell // All Time Low ft. Avril Lavigne

ok so all time low dropped a new song today with avril lavigne and it’s a fucking BANGER and of course it dropped like, RIGHT AFTER my show, which was like double whammies of awesomeness, so i had to make a post abt it— can I just say from a musical perspective the hook is fucking TASTY. it’s crunchy and gritty and the vocals feel stretched tight and I LOVE IT. Avril’s feature blends in perfectly and her voice goes really well with Alex’s and doesn’t feel forced or too lazily done, which is refreshing because a lot of features just slap the feature in one verse and … that’s it, and they didn’t do that for her, and I’m super grateful for that because she’s AWESOME and her voice deserved to be showcased as well as it was. the lyrics have not dropped on spotify yet but from what I could remember and hear they’re fire as always. basically it didn’t disappoint WHATSOEVER and y’all should go stream it!!!!!!

if you like stephanie from bgc season 16 ik ur breath smells

Watching Home Alone is so funny it’s like

Kevin’s mom: *hyperventilating into a paper bag* I can’t believe I left my son home alone, he has to be so terrified, my poor baby boy all alone I need to go get him-

Kevin: *actively planning to commit war crimes*

Everything I hear this song and Alex Gaskarth gets to this verse, this happens in my head

I caught you lying in my face again

Feel like a kite in a hurricane.

So cut the string and let me fly away

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I caught you lyin' in my face again

You got me hangin' by a thread again

All Time Low

Fake As Hell by All Time Low & Avril Lavigne

oh my god. OH MY GOD. DID EVERYONE JUST DECIDE TO WITHOLD THE FACT THAT YOU STOP GROWING ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS??? I STARTED AT FUCKING ELEVEN MAN. ELEVEN!!!!!!

Seeing how so many of Vox Machina went on to become rich and famous world leaders, while The Mighty Nein embodied "If you do the job right, no one will know you did anything,"

I'm kind of hoping that in the end, Bells Hells will be notorious. The kinds of people who have youtube conspiracy videos about them, and make historians Deep Sigh. Everyone's heard of them, but what they are and if they ever really existed is up for debate

Jamie Lee Curtis