If i have to watch flipaclip update one more fucking time for another useless addition that completely fucks up my entire flow im gonna fuckinv lose it
NEW- OLD-
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
WHAT IS THAT. IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER BEFORE. I DONT NEED FUVE DIFFERENT TYPES OF COLOR WHEELS STOP AAAAAAUAGHDHDHFJFJDHDJFJNFJFNRHRJJRJRJRHJFJFNF
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yall save me the utaite community is on fire
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The squeal I just let out at the thought of a frat!Austin x frat!Elvis crossover...drunken threesom???
OH
MY
GOD
You did NOT just go there anon….
(LETS GO THERE RIGHT NOW BC OH MY FUCJINF GOD)
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r/systemscringe is posting quotev shit now- my one safe haven
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this is the story of a man named-
oh? what's that? you've transitioned? well, congratulations Stanley!
this is the story of a woman named Stanley.
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fuckinf hard crusted frost on my windshield impossible to scrape off
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twitter decided to crash while i was in the middle of ranting. great! just great 👍
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So like. I’m not comfortable with penetration at this stage in my life (toys yes but the real thing no)
But. My friend does this thing (and by friend I mean person I have sex with and want to pursue romantically eventually)
Where they like. I am naked from the waist down but they leave their pants on and they just shove me on my knees with my ass in the air and pretend like they’re fuckinf the ever loving shit out of me and like. It shouldn’t feel good?? There’s nothing in me, there’s hardly any friction, like I shouldn’t feel anything.
But holy fuck it feels amazing. I think it’s the just. How fuckint strong they are and how HARD they’re “fucking” me holy shit I make some of the most pathetic and depraved noises I’ve ever heard myself make.
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