mechacringekitty
some kind of mechanical cannibal
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You ever just... yell about #hollow knight spoilers??
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Self shippers w limited social batteries:
Imagine you & your f/o(s) going out and you’re perfectly fine for a while but it hits suddenly: you’re out of energy for the outing. You don’t say anything, you don’t want to ruin the good time, but you don’t need to say anything. Your f/o(s) know you well enough to know when you’re tuckered out and need to recharge.
They take you home and order in food and give you some time to rest, whether that’s with them or not. When you’re ready, whether it’s that night or the next morning, or even longer, they’ll be there waiting with open arms.
And there’s no need to worry, you’ll always be invited, even if you have to leave early.
Dividers by @.saradika-graphics
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Imagine baking something and you’re left fending off your f/o with a spoon because they keep trying to eat the batter- NO NO NO NO DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO STICK YOUR FINGERS IN THIS, KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE BOWL.
NO YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY UGH, THAT’S IT OUT OF THE KITCHEN, OUT OF THE KITCHEN, DON’T GIVE ME YOUR SAD PUPPY EYES.
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@finaie
What if we pushed our fingers into each other's wounds?
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It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers
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WE NEED TO BRING THESE BACK!!! *I once again own nothing*
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hiiiii again I never posted ANOTHER Jester work this is an acrylic painting I did on wood panel.... I may or may not be in need of a diagnosis. With half of my uni finals out of the way I want to dabble a little in making animations. Hopefully with like. 3D . I want to make a crewmate model and a nutcracker model and. a mansion model and a masked model and a
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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
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i bet rotten flesh tastes good as fuck when you're a carrion animal
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Zachary's host before he had put on the mask. also named Zachary because the mask Zachary couldn't be bothered to come up with anything else, we just call him Zach for distinction purposes because they are like completely different guys minus the body. I have put him through so much hell.
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I'm sorry but I downloaded maleware onto your computer... yeah no not malware, *male*ware, your computer is a boy now... he said so himself, that's how i know. he also told me to tell you he like-likes you. yeah he still runs like normal he's just a boy now. oh btw he has no more space on his hard drive. yeah...yeah it's all maleware now, sorry
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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent
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