firefighters au

SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

when will someone torture themselves with desire for me. just thoughts of torment at all hours of the day because they want me so bad they yearning consumes them they look at me and want to tear me apart limb from limb so they can eat my heart so no one else can have it or touch it or make it beat. they'll settle for their fantasies, for their hand beating around their flesh as they imagine unspooling me and being inside me in all the ways that are possible. its enough, they think. it has to be it has to be it has to be.

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I LOGGED ON TO POST SHIT AND SHIT POST AND IM ALL OUT OF SHIT

Naoya would definitely like his ass fingered

OMG.

imagine coming home after a really long day and you tell könig that you had a shit day. he’s already laying you down on the couch to eat you out until you’re only able to say his name.

please expand upon this idea, im feral for it 🥹🤭

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konig would absolutely drop everything just to make sure your day doesnt end shitty. he will do anything in his power to make u feel better. his baby is his responsibility and if u come to him tellin him how bad ur day was, well, what's a man to do except make it all better?

he'll strip u so gently, kissing every inch of skin he can, groping ur tits and swirling his tongue around your nipple while you whimper and tug at his hair.

and then he carefully lays u down on the couch, spreads your legs wide open and pins your knees down so you won't be able to close them again. and then he's burying his tongue inside you, eyes rolling at how sweet you taste

he eats you out with all he has, pulling orgasm after orgasm from you. he wants you so brainless and fucked out on pleasure that you can't even think of the awful day you had. it's his job, after all, to make sure your day ends good (:

you're tugging at his hair, your ties are curling and you're singing out a symphony of his name that has him reaching into his own pants to stroke his cock just to make the aching stop. he won't even try to put it in tn, it's all about you and making you cum on his tongue. <3

tongue swirling over your clit, drooling all over you and spitting on your pussy just to lick it all up again. holds his tongue flat and still so u can grind that little clit against it and milk an orgasm out of yourself all on your own !!! before u know it you're limp and blissed out on the couch and that's all he really wanted hehe

Oh lord PLEASEE elaborate on hoon liking mean girls 🤲

omg, yes !! tbh i feel like i didn't fully express the thought... so here you go 😋 i'm sooooo sorry if i strayed a lil bit, its pretty late but i wanted to finish this tn !!

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you were infamously know around campus — always on the scene of stupid-frat-parties, downing drinks like a fucking alcoholic or dragging "some bitch" across the lawn by her cheap extensions.

well,he lived for that. something about that nasty attitude of yours made him go feral.

so when (he) the top student, park sunghoon requested that the professor pair you and him together for the group project, he wasn't denied. after all, sunghoon loves mean girls, trashy, tired girls so much — he likes them with crude, vulgar mouths, just like yours.

you walked into the library, expecting to see anyone but him. you yawned and threw down your bag, "un-fucking-believable. that jackass always partners me with the uptight dickheads..." plopping down in the seat next to him, you crossed your legs, propping them up on the small table as you loudly popped your gum. "hah, you're cute though, so i guess it's fine." you say looking up from your phone, only briefly.

sunghoon loves mean girls, he loves "teaching them manners," he loves forcing them to listen to him.

" 'gonna teach you some manners, m'kay baby..?" his grip on your face is firm as he squishes your cheeks together, forcing your lips into a pout. you roll your eyes, as if quiet, weirdo-freak park sunghoon could teach you any manners. "don't roll your eyes, princess. they might get stuck." his grip tightens and he's looking you dead in the eyes — his gaze is daunting.

sunghoon loves fucking you dumb on his cock. uptight dickhead, weirdo-loser, cute pathetic virgin, whatever you called him before doesn't matter because it's not like you can remember, not with his fingers plunging in and out of your squelching, tight pussy. they scissor inside of you while his thumb roughly rubs your clit. "now how do you greet me, baby? use your words." he's good, really good. "h-hi, hoonie... fuck!" "try again." each thrust of his fingers reach further and further into your cunt. "ah, hi, hoonie. i-it's go-good to see you..!" "so obedient... such a good slut, right? all fucked out 'n so polite now..."

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hi angieee ‼️ first time requesting here but i love ur work 😋 esp how u write simon

noticed u don’t have anything for johnny…sooo silly sex w johnny?? bc let’s be real this man will NOT stop until he’s made u laugh a bit. will lowley feel offended 😙 could be hcs or a drabble wtv ur feeling.

but yeahh u don’t have to write this but johnny’s been plaguing my mind lately so ofc u need to experience some of that too 😼 alr byebye have a good/night

BARKING FOR THIS Like actually feral, rabid, foaming at the mouth🙂 There is some Johnny stuff peppered throughout my page, I just need to stop being so fucking lazy and actually organise it!!

Anywhoo mdni 🎀 nsfw

Johnny, despite what some people may think, is far from imperceptive. Yes, he's boisterous at times, energetic and animated, but he's also sharp as a tack, and too observant for his own good. Especially when it comes to you.

The split second he takes notice of the way you attempt to conceal a wince as his thick cock nestles itself up against your cervix, he stops still. Blue eyes search your face, the way your bottom lip is held tight between your teeth and the lines at the corner of your eyes where you squeeze them shut.

"Y' okay?" He immediately questions, the calloused hand he's not using to support his weight over you coming to brush errant baby hairs from your slightly sweaty forehead. "Mhm." You manage to strain, hoping desperately that within a few minutes, you'll get used to the slightly stingy stretch of your pussy accomodating his size. You normally do. "Ye don't look okay." "M' fine." You manage to ramble, although you can already feel yourself panting, and he's barely even done anything yet. "Right." Johnny gives a slow nod before eliciting a whine from you when he pulls out, leaving you empty. The look thrown your way as you prop up on your elbows to stare at him indignantly is half worried, and half wicked. "The hell did you do that for?" He doesn't even respond, just shrugs and flops down beside you, pulling you onto his chest and notching your knee across his opposite hip, one hand coming to rest around your shoulder, whilst the other comes down gently between your legs.

"This okay?" He hums against your hairline as his deft fingers begin to swipe between your folds, collecting the sticky mess of your slick and his precum before slowly plunging his ring and middle finger in, leaving you gasping. "I'll take that as a yes." The fact that you're not smiling like usual does something to his insides, makes his brows furrow into a worried frown. Fortunately, he knows perfectly well how to remedy your lack of usual blissed out giggles.

"Johnny!" You shriek as he digs his fingers into the soft, sensitive arch just above your hip and below your ribs, wriggling them slightly, leaving you yelping and cackling as you attempt to wriggle away from his tickling. "Ye ken why they call me Soap?" He growls in your ear, not stopping his tickling, only worsening it as his stubble brushes your neck, sending a shiver down your spine in it's wake. "S' cause I got slippery fingers." "Fucking idiot." You pant at his stupid joke, although you can't help but snort out a laugh at the idiocy of your situation. "Wha' has two legs and bleeds?" He continues, adamant on keeping that brilliant smile on your face. "What?!" You choke out, somewhere between a laugh and a sob as you continue to wriggle about as he prods at the curve of your waist. "Half a dog." The way you gawk gives him the perfect opportunity to capture your lips in his, teeth clattering and chests heaving as you kiss through the barely contained laughter you both share.

Realised like halfway through writing this that I don't actually know any good jokes 🥴 so I stole ghost's

Also this was like barely??? smut??? idk the brain isn't braining tn

Lurking in ur askbox tn sorry but…… alpha nagi n omega reo x beta reader who doesn’t comprehend they’re being courted until they walk right into full-on synchronized rut/heat and are entirely overwhelmed 🫣

Also I simply have to insert them everywhere so: prime alpha gagamaru who’s so casual abt it that its simultaneously surprising but also he couldn’t possibly be anything else. Never pulls rank or commands or anything but he’s so big and bulky and feral u feel silly for thinking he could be anything else; prime fodder for an alpha x alpha relationship I feel. And beta Noel Noa who everyone v much assumes is an alpha and could def pull the most quintessential omega anyway but has always been drawn to other betas and couldn’t care less that the world thinks ur plain. In fact? Let them he’ll happily keep you all to himself.

i love when u lurk in my askbox pluvi.. kisses u one hundred thousand times.

i LOVE. the dynamic with all three. because it's so appealing but its especially appealing with those two because they already have a really clear dynamic. i like to think you know that they're a pair as is, so you don't think any of other their cycle lust will involve you. you plan it preemptively, to kind of be on the sidelines for that one sexual activity. you're very involved in the relationship otherwise, but you understand that alpha/omega cycle just have nothing to do with you. so you're prepared to be a supportive cheerleader.

but then you walk into the room one day, and both of their cycles are early and they're both pawing at each other. you go into emergency mode, but nagi doesn't even let you get past the door to leave again. you've never, ever seen him like that. not even during soccer. there's a commanding timbre in his voice that is definitely effecting reo, and you but in a different way. not controlled but shocked mostly kjfdjds.

you get roped between them so easily and it's so utterly intense and neither of them give you room for air. if nagi isn't busy getting you off, it's reo who's humping you so desperately you can't find it in yourself to leave. the only way to describe it as too much. despite having slept together all at once before it's nothing like you've ever felt and your beta body simply does not produce the adrenaline to keep up with it but you have too anyway....... it is such a sexy dynamic..... insane and sick.

PRIMA ALPHA GAGAMARU... you're so right. he's so nonchalant about it but not in the way nagi is where he's bothered. he's just really casually an alpha and very accepting about all of his processes and desires. it's a good pairing for alpha x alpha but esp for an alpha reader that finds it tiresome for that being at the forefront of what people consider in relationships... love that actually... he rlly works well with any type i think.

and also big agree at beta noel noa. whiteboy of the century. he is really just some guy he just pulls anyone naturally youre incredibly right about that. i also think beta x beta is good for him it feels most natural to him!! i can also seen an alpha woman but specifically and only that. he's neutral to everything else and dislikes alpha men jkdsfs

I legitimately feel like a rabid chihuahua tearing apart a chew toy tn making the most feral noises like haha............idc if u fucked up the world babe....im on ur side fr

Hello, coming from your TNR cat post to ask: do you have any recommended studies or research on effectiveness of TNR vs complete removal that you can link? Would like to read more. Thank you!

Excellent question and totally a valid thing to ask.

Funny enough, when I Google searched for articles, the first link that popped up was from PETA. And if you get your info from PETA, there's something very wrong with you.

First off, an article on the history and ethos of TN(V)R from Best Friends Animal Society that backs up my post:

But you asked about scholarly articles so here we go.

This article from the Journal of Shelter Medicine is about a holistic philosophy towards cat care that includes TNR programs.

Lastly, one thing I learned looking up these articles is that TNR comes with a few caveats -- TNR is effective if the capture rate is high (you get a significant number of the colony TNR'd) and it's also a good idea to adopt out as many members of the colony as you can.

Since not every community cat is adoptable (some are not domesticated in the slightest), my experience is that a combo approach is best, and this seems to be backed up by the research. Again, multiple trips to the same colony and observing cats for adoptability seems to be key to my shelter's success.

I used Google scholar to research for this information and limited my scholarly resources to peer reviewed studies. Feel free to do your own research as well. I did not link all the articles I read here, just a few to get you started.

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ive been trying to figure this out for four hours please what does this say

HAHAHA bestie mace @wrongplacerighttime is writing a lil something and im EXCITED for it !!! I don’t want to say what it is before she does but 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 the sneakies she sent tn had me feeling FERAL

ik we're weird and feral tn but I'm having soft thoughts.... like harry finding out you've had some really bad relationships in the past, and he just wants to do everything he can to make you feel safe with him 😔 he always speaks to you with a gentle tone of voice and makes sure you're okay with him touching you before he does 😔 he's so careful to respect boundaries and told you so many times that it's okay if you want to talk to him about anything, he'll listen 😔he knows you're nervous to do more physical stuff but he reassures you so many times that he's not going anywhere, he wants to take things at your pace and do whatever youre ready for 😔

PLEASEEEEEEEE OH IM SO SADDDDD 😔😔😔