“apologies for the delay, there was a bit of a… mishap in the kitchen.”

the fact that mithrax threatens to cut out spider’s tongue and eido is like “DADDDDD STOPPPP YOURE SO EMBARRASSINGGGG!!!”

THANK GOODNESS

QBad fed Pomme the cookies with the power of guilt tripping! He said he didn't want to force Pomme to eat the cookies but he would be really sad if she died because he's her roommate and she is like his only friend here •(-(

Rping your way out of a situation does work how about that

PAPA PAPA DAD DADA DADDY PAPA DAD 😭🙏🏽

I NEED TO WORSHIP HIM PLEASE LET ME WORSHIP HIM

xgaster holy shit xgaster please ao3 authors i beg of you stop making him a predator HE DONT EVEN HAVE A DICK PELASEEE

I'm absolutely devastated

unless spencer is on PATERNITY LEAVE with his very own BABY i will not accept his absence in cm evolution

made a very hazardous political move (laid down in bed)

was at my dad's for coffee and we went over the parental section of the autism evaluation test and that shit was FRUSTRATING. because whenever I would try to give an example of my abnormal behaviour he would go "ok but that's normal" GIRL NOT IN EXCESS!!!! A NINE YEAR OLD LIKING POKÉMON IS NORMAL SURE BUT A NINE YEAR OLD ENGAGING WITH POKÉMON NONSTOP FOR TEN HOURS A DAY IS NOT NORMAL!!!!! FATHER PLEASE

grey morality arlecchino truthers.... we did it

just wanna publicly announce i will fuck— or rather id gladly let ryuken ishida fuck the shit outta me ‼️ bend me over that desk you got in yo study baby <3 and teach me a lil sum!

just realized if Harry is in Thunderbolt he will be acting alongside David Harbour and Steven Yeun and suddenly I’m a Marvel apologist like yasssss Kevin Fiege!!!!!!

was looking out the window when i heard my dad listening to this :

so proud of u dad omg

i think faebot has rhe gay pinocchio voice.

sometimes your father isn’t father. sometimes father is character from renowned tv series mash colonel henry blake

my parents got home this evening