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Gradient, PJ, Neon and Artemis are Danganronpa fans you can't change my mind-
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Primo - large horse cock. old man will WRECK you
Secondo - well hung and girthy
Terzo - small dick but very talented with it
Copia - perfect dick size and a fat pair of balls lol
absolutely no lies detected.
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GUYS
Ice kinda sounds Heist
The HICET COURT
Think about it
Petition to rename the Ice Court heist
The HICET COURT
(Still pronounced heist but puns)
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daily dean quote #24/366:
“if this is my last day on earth, i do not want it to be socially awkward.”
- season 3, episode 16, no rest for the wicked
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insectoid preds need more love in my opinion...
insects don't have sack-like stomach, its more like a tube, so its like one huge sleeping bag
if they have wings, you'll be able to hear their wings buzzing, heartbeats, and breathing (if the bug has lungs instead of the regular spiracles), so its like a whole concert in their tum
AND THE MOUTHS! some might be creepy or gross, but lots of bugs have the coolest mouths too
yeah shout out to insectoid preds
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Tiny facts bubble
Forth, a burbling fountain
Of my excitement
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vampi in all honesty does want someone to take care of him. He's just a shit and doesn't really know how to show his true emotions at all, thanks to that damn day for fucking EVERYTHING up. It fucked his mental health so much and he just can't properly understand his own mind now and it hella shows -
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Drinking and having a great time but regretting it cuz ur mom hates u
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Midnight Pals: Clarification
JK Rowling: hello children
Poe: oh
Poe: joanne
Rowling: I’m jussst here to clarify my posssition on transss people
Barker: oh damn wow
Barker: damn wow everyone stop what you’re doing
Barker: joanne’s got something to say about trans people
Poe: clive
Barker: sh edgar I don’t want to miss a word
Barker: I bet this is really gonna surprise us all
Rowling: I jusssst wanted to clarify
Rowling: my opinion
Rowling: which isss that we need to find sssome kind of
Rowling: final sssolution for them
Rowling: I’m not transssphobic by the way
Barker: wow damn did not see that coming
Barker: about to have a heart attack and die from the shock of this revelation
Barker: bout time for you to say the line edgar
Poe: no you can go on
Rowling: look, I’m not transssphobic
Rowling: I jussss think that transss people should all disssappear
Rowling: and I think the bessst way I can make that happen is by ssssupporting global fascism
Rowling: with my wordssss and my wealth
Rowling: I jussst wanted to clarify my opinion there
Barker: you have literally not revealed any new information
Rowling: no but sssee I wanted to clarify
Barker: like, we all already knew this
King: yeah joanne I feel like you’ve been pretty clear about this
Poe: yeah I think we all understand what you’re saying
Rowling: good
Rowling: then you underssstand I’m not being transssphobic
Rowling: I cannot be argued out of thissss possssition
Rowling: my brain issss too powerful to be ssswayed by factssss
Rowling: unlike you puny mammalsss, I have a dorssssal ventricular ridge in my telencephalon
King: jeez joanne you know I’m a huge fan of harry potter but gosh that’s just pretty bad I gotta say
Rowling: I knew that you harry potter fansssss are deeply unhappy with my transss views
Rowling: but you have to underssstand
Rowling: I jusssst really love transssphobia
Rowling: it’sss great
Rowling: I underssstand you feel betrayed assss a harry potter fan, sssteve
Rowling: but you won’t feel that way for long
King: really?
Rowling: yesss
Rowling: cuz it’s illegal to feel betrayed by my views
Rowling: you’ll be hearing from my lawyersss
Rowling: I wasss jussst thinking
Rowling: really, if you think about it
Rowling: I’m the real victim here
Rowling: I mean, people were very very rude to me
Rowling: I had to buy a four foot fence!
Rowling: do you know how much that cosssst?
Rowling: that’s money I could have been ussssing to sssue my fansss
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FACTSSSS.
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i can’t stop laughing, it’s giving uncle connie w musician!eren’s daughter 😭😭😭
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRwF4E15/
factssss! 😭😭 and that’s why (y/n) don’t leave her kids with them no more
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Since the squad's flight from Sulani to Mt Komorebi is taking longer than expected (😅) please enjoy these snippets from text messages between B&Q instead...
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BK: Look at us being the perfect couple...
Q: 😂🤣 Did you make this reel?! Are you "psychology"??
BK: 😏
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BK: Sending these to LB for inspo...
Q: DIVORCE!
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Q: !!!!
BK: FACTSSSS! 🤣
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