(Modern AU.)
Hamilton: I know some of you see Threads as the successor to Twitter but I personally hope both apps burn to the ground
Eliza who just wants her husband to sleep with her: Alexander what the actual fuck-
Source: @staffs-secret-blog
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I'M NOT CRAZY JOHN ELIZA AND ANGELICA STAY IN THE LIGHT
Some people told me the "helpless" in the Satisfied workshop is not John's BELIVE ME
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the new mlp meme where it’s like “the beautiful bride and her ugly ahh groom” is so hamliza
absolutely
betsey what are u doing with him..😭..
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i love reading hamilton's letters to elizabeth when they were in their courtship because sometimes it goes like:
hahaha (laughs in cody ko frat bro) you're so hot babe...i bet you're only dating me because you feel bad for me or something...hahaha...unless 👀... betsey? do you really like me? betsey why aren't you writing back betsey-
this bitch was double-checking, triple-checking that eliza liked him. you know. as a man. right? yeah you said you're gonna marry me but it's unclear. i'm not rich btw :( will you hate me one day??
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i present to you…
victims of cinnamonroll-ification
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Hamilton, telling a story: When I was little...
The Schuyler Sisters: [Brace for the absolute worst]
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hamilton characters as texts my best friend has sent me within the past month
alexander hamilton : how and why do you know all this
thomas jefferson : so i just thought 'oh this makes no sense ok then'
marquis de lafayette : IM SEXY IM SEXY IM REALLY FUCKING SEXY
john laurens : youre super fucking gay
hercules mulligan : ok so now I'm going to break you-
aaron burr : wow theyre fucking
eliza schuyler : bc yuo love me and will do stupid shit for me
angelica schuyler : fuck the fuck off
peggy schuyler : don't tell them but i am silently judging the person in front of us' tiktok feed
maria reynolds : so ik I'm meant to be having dinner like a sane person
george washington : hey so am i are you saying i dont deserve a statue?
king george iii : I've stumbled onto swiftie instagram and i can't find my way out
james madison : I don't need to transgender you you've done it yourslef
phillip hamilton : I ate it up in a non-sexual way
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