haley-lana
I put the bi in biology
27, INFJ, genderfluid (any pronouns). currently fixated on Supernatural, Hamilton, and Venom.
Other fandoms: The Good Place, Dark, The Sandman, Dexter, Lucifer, Death Note, Star Wars, Doctor Who, The Vampire Diaries. Occasional fanfic author, poet, lyricist.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/HaleyLana67/works https://hellopoetry.com/HaleyLana67
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the vocabulary of loss is the dictionary
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which is definitely not an omen
#british men of letters EXPLAIN#must you import some colonial backup to have a proper apocalypse??#I hear they had a few of those over the pond xD
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You call me OP??? OP like a stranger??? Ough, jail! Jail for Alexa for a thousand years 😭😭😭
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A random public toilet for no reason:
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No one:
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Not a soul:
A random public toilet for no reason:
#wtf#I don't even know how to tag this#public restroom#r/holup#i guess#r/assholedesign#maybe#choices were made#hol up#what the fuck#kinda funny#as all things should be#mine#me irl#modern decor#blood#i mean not really but#looks like#there is a story here#and I need it#it's like a mafia hit went down#and john wick might still be around the corner xD
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Rejection sensitive dysphoria is wild. Someone will be like “hey just so you know the thing you did was a little bit loud/uncomfortable/insensitive but it’s ok I know you didn’t mean it” and my brain will instantly translate “you should be shot”
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sorry for making everything about sex and/or killing myself
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Making it forced choice bc I am fully aware they're in love with him in different ways. Who is more intense about it?
(Was talking to @strawlessandbraless earlier about this so now I'm curious)
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one like and i’ll share the plot line of the 2hour-long spn series finale that lives in my head rent free
#SOMEBODY GET MISHA AND JENSEN ON THE LINE#this is friggin' perfect#The Better Finale can live in our collective hivemind at least#op you just made my day#spn finale
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they made sam a true crime enthusiast theatre kid whose favorite singer is celine dion with a deep connection to his high school English teacher, an unwitting repulsion of his intrinsic self, and a festering need to escape his hypermasculine family and some of u call him a cishet man. an "overenthusiastic ally." homophobic even. turn in your gaydars, fellas, im revoking ur rights.
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supernatural would be a better show if dean had invited benny to travel around with him and sam during season 8 to make sam jealous which would naturally result in at least one attempted murder per episode
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Season 15 of Supernatural is all over the place, one episode will revolve around them trying to kill God, and then the next one is about Dean having a dream where he tap dances with a lamp that may or may not represent Castiel while he's under anesthesia getting 17 cavities fixed because he got pulled off of God's healthcare plan
#GOD'S HEALTHCARE PLAN#pLEASE I'M GUFFAWING#but this isn't even incorrect#the cringe humor of the bois being flummoxed by regular ppl problems xD#(so sam. still think you want normal?)
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booped you tight and raised you from boopdition
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RIP Charlie Bradbury, you would’ve loved hacking into JK Rowling’s bank accounts and donating her millions and millions of dollars to trans people and trans organizations
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