People don’t think I’m funny but I think I’m funny.

The fremen’s relationship with the sandworms in dune is so funny to me. Cause there both revered objects of worship that are deeply sacred to the fremen but also a beast of burden they ride in order to get place to place in the desert. Like imagine if subway trains were considered gods in New York and parts of decommissioned trains were holy artifacts everyone carried with them but also its still just a train and everyone just uses it to commute most of the time.

that one scene in Dune Part Two (iykyk)

The spice must flow

this is the plot right?

Have you seen Moebius’ take on Feyd-Rautha?? I love the 2024 film but the femboy appreciators were robbed in this way. They really said ‘one mountain cannot contain two twinks*

The whole genetics project of the Bene Gesserit may have been dubbed a failure because Paul wasn't a girl but there was nothing stopping Paul and Feyd-Ruatha acting on that sexual tension they had in both book and film.

Paul could have taken Feyd as a third Consort. Just imagine Paul with his Empress Irulan and his wife Chani sitting at his side and Feyd just sprawled on the dais steps just wearing something scandalous like

You were right Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam, wasted potential.

Jessica: "The Water of Life is lethal to men."

also Jessica: DRINK THE FUCKING WATER PAUL