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Dennis McField Apology Tour

Bonus:

“Come outside promise we won’t jump you.”

Happy bully Dennis day!!! Hope yall enjoy the event :)

Duel Links: Dennis Macfield Victory/Loss Sprites

For anyone curious, Sora and Yuri were Obelisk Blues (high ranking soldiers and special ops), Dennis was Ra Yellow (intel and espionage), and Celina was Slifer Red (basic units and grunts). I know this because I made it up.

Since y’all liked me getting beaten down by GX characters so much, here’s:

Yu-Gi-Oh ARC-V Characters ranked by how easily I could take them in a fight

same rules apply: fisticuffs only and my personal feelings about the characters do not matter

also since ARC-V is WEIRD AF when it comes to characters this will be characters that are exclusive to ARC-V. so no repeat of Asuka. We already know I bite harder than she does.

without further ado, here we go:

Reira Akaba. No shit. is literally a baby. if I was a baby kicking kind of person I could punt her into the sun. However as I do not kick babies I am more inclined to wrap her in a lil blanket and put her in the corner.

Yuya Sakaki. Bitch. One good step on his toes and he’s going “reaction shot?!” I pull on his stupid fuckin goggles and snap them back onto his face. he’s down. count to ten.

Yuzu Hiragi. Canonically the bracelet girls really suck at holding their own at any given moment. Yuzu is the weakest physically because she has never seen war or hardship to the level of the other three. I could take her in four seconds. pigtail tug time.

Yuri. The second weakest physically of the Yu boys. has been coddled by Leo for years. probably sparred with Sho at the academy to make himself feel better about having 0% body weight from muscles. eat shit you purple motherfucker.

Dennis McField. not only would I beat him, I would enjoy doing it. I’d love to curbstomp that motherfucker off a boat, except he already did that to himself. physically he is a fuckin twig and I am five feet seven inches of pure unadulterated god complex. he’ll wish I turned his ass into a card.

Reiji Akaba. the scarf works to his detriment. I do two laps around him holding the end of that thing and suddenly his face is turning blue and he’s calling for papa. unfortunately for him I have zero mercy.

Rin. again, the bracelet girls are notoriously bad at being strong independent women. we literally don’t see Rin for most of the series because she got herself kidnapped off the cuff. that being said she could probably hold her own against me, but I think she’s too sweet for that.

Z-ARC. We’ve established I bite. even outside of human form, if you look at him, he’s got a fuck ton of exposed veins, both as regular Z-ARC and Yuya Z-ARC. chompy chompy motherfucker you’ll pass out from the blood loss before I can kick your ass properly.

Yugo. Canonically relies on his motorcycle for fuckin everything. lost to Yuri because he rolled a nat one on his constitution saving throw. even though he’s probably physically in shape from motorcycle stuff I could flick him in the forehead and he’d be whining like a baby. If I got the first shot in, I’d have a 99% chance of winning. If he got to me first it would go to about 60%. again, I bite.

Leo Akaba. Here’s where we get into characters that have a greater than 50% chance of beating me. Leo is canonically ripped and also has zero emotions. I would only win if I got close enough for a nut kick, but there’s only one person who wants to be that close to Leo Akaba and it sure as hell ain’t me.

Sora Shuin’in. Holy fuck who let their feral cat off its leash. Sora is literally insane and I am requesting backup. He’d shove that lollipop so far up my ass that I’d be able to tell whether it was lime or green apple. I live in fear of Sora suddenly materializing in my room

Ruri Kurosaki. Remember how I bite? She bites harder. She puts up with No Shit and also has No Fucks To Give.

Serena. No further explanation needed. I fear that explaining it further would cause Feral Child #2 to burst into my brain and start kicking.

Yusho Sakaki. Sweet mother of blue eyes white dragon. remember how I said my personal feelings don’t matter? now they do. smash. next question. wait what were we talking about?

Shun Kurosaki. kinda lost the plot on Yusho but we’re back on track now. Shun canonically took out armed guards by Batmanning his ass up a wall. There’s posters up for him that say “lost dog” and the caption is just “if you find him please keep him”.

Yuto. Everything that Shun is + Ruri taught him how to effectively bite.

Noburu Gongenzaka. he is actually ripped and wears cement shoes for funzies. he could probably just stomp once and my shaky joints would give out on their own. bye.

Yoko Sakaki. canonically beat the stuffing out of people in her past life and I would let her. angry mom energy means I barely make it out alive. smash. wait— shit—

Request 2!

@arc-of-smiles here’s a fanservice boy+clown!

Reference below

Dennis came to Duel Links and had a really good time XD

(I put no effort into this)

Shay: You ripped my t-shirt.

Dennis: And you broke my nose.

Dennis: ...

Dennis: Twice.

Dennis: It healed...broke it again.

Dennis: Two times!

Shay:

Shay: *Hits Dennis in the face*

Shay: Three times!

Here's Dennis's dialogue with Sylvio and Declan.

Sylvio: It's you...Dennis! Dennis: Sylvio... Sylvio: Dennis...You have some nerve showing your face around me! Dennis: After what I did, I'm not surprised to hear you say that. I don't expect you to forgive me. But I am sorry, Sylvio. Sylvio: This is unexpected...I guess I can find it in my beautiful heart to forgive you. Dennis: Really? Sylvio: Yes! Because this now means I'm the #1 Dueltainer in the world! Dennis: ...........wut? How did you reach this conclusion? Sylvio: You said you wanted to apologize for pretending to be the #1 Dueltainer when you knew you weren't. Dennis: Noooooo...I wanted to apologize for what i did for Duel Academy. Sylvio: I don't care about that! That's in the past! Dennis: It wasn't that long ago... Sylvio: Either way, we both now accept that I'm the #1 Dueltainer in the land. Agreed? Dennis: Not agreed. Sylvio: What!? How can you say that after spying for Duel Academy! Dennis: You just said that was in the past! Sylvio: Grr... Dennis: I'm sorry for tricking you, but that has nothing to do with Dueltaining. Let's decide who's the #1 Dueltainer with a Duel! Sylvio: That's fine with me! Get ready for Sylvio's show! Dennis: Okay! Let's get this started! It's showtime!

Declan: Hello, Dennis McField. Dennis: Declan...I know this is later than late, but I need to apologize to you for betraying the Lancers. Declan: Yes - about that...I suspected you were a spy for Duel Academy from the start. Dennis: What!? Declan: Shay also knew that you weren't one to trust. Dennis: ...So you're saying you played me like a fiddle. Declan: No, I'm saying that I keep my eye on everything so I'll never be fooled. I accept your apology. Instead of living in the past, it's important to build towards the future. Dennis: Thanks. That means a lot coming from you. Declan: Duel Academy is supposed to be rebuilding the Xyz Dimension, so what are you doing here? Dennis: My goal is to make everyone smile again with my Dueltaining. Because I took so much joy away...And since this is where the whole world comes to play, I can Dueltain for everyone here! I also heard about Lulu and Rin. If there's any chance to save them, I want to help! Declan: It seems we both have the same goal. Dennis: Goal? Declan: We need laughter in our lives to prevent the world from being threatened again. Dennis: Are you implying that...I thought Z-ARC was no more. Declan: I'm just preparing for all possibilities. Dennis, since our goals are aligned, I can use your assistance. Dennis: Sure...but are YOU sure? Declan: You said you've apologized, so why should I be wary? Dennis: You shouldn't! But...You're all business, aren't you. Declan: I am. Because business is my business. Dennis: Wow! Wordplay! I didn't know you had that in you! Maybe you should be the Dueltainer instead of me! Declan: Why don't we put that to the test? After all, I'm curious to see what you learned from Yusho Sakaki. Dennis: You know about Yusho too? That's perfect! I'll show you what the #1 Dueltainer learned from the #1 teacher!

˗ˏˋ꒰ 🧡 ꒱ dennis mcfield

ღ anime : yugioh arc-v

thrilled to announce that the delivery on dennis's duel links taunts is everything i could have asked for and more

MY BOY!!!!!!

HE'S COMING TO DUEL LINKS!!!!!

Duel Links: Dennis Macfield Basic Sprites

Briefly coming in bere because our Bloom Diva is back in action aided by the fruitiest MC voice. I timestamped that video, but if that doesn't work, go to 19:30 for our MC.

Icon comm of Dennis!