Tumgik
#Dang rhett
unhinged-nymph · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Top Tier Link Looks from 2022
^_^
101 notes · View notes
link-sans-specs · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
That's not how you eat cereal!
Mythical TikTok
16 notes · View notes
simsbustindown · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media
then we send off our boys into the world!
4 notes · View notes
sprhinklesome · 10 months
Note
Can i ask what language do you write in?
Vietnamese! I’m one of a rare Viet fans out there in this fandom hehe 🥰
0 notes
delopsia · 6 months
Text
In case you were wondering what I have been up to...
A Sleigh Ride preview, for ye 💃
The door squeals open. But it's not loud enough to wash over the outright giggle that bubbles out of your cowboy. 
"That!" Rhett's kicking at the heel of his boot, shoving them off his feet as quickly as he can manage. "Was mean!" 
Your feet have glued themselves to the floor. Unable to move or cover up the grin etching its way across your wind-bitten face as he steps up behind you. "But you're laughing." 
From over your shoulder, his gaze meets yours. Darker than the first time.
"Yeah," he mutters, in that deep, grumbly fashion that makes your knees weak, "'Cause 'm 'bout to do this." And before he can so much as finish his sentence, his frozen hands dart beneath your shirt. Palms pressing against your warm belly. Firm, even as you yelp. Trapped between his arms, unable to jump anywhere but back into his chest. 
"Rhett!" But you can't get away. Squirming, stumbling in his grasp. Strong enough to force your bodies to stumble forward. Not enough to break free of the frigid fingers danging up your sides. 
"Jesus, why're y' so fuckin' strong?" The only disadvantage Rhett has is the socks clinging to his feet. Unable to gain a hint of traction on this hardwood floor. Slipping, sliding around. "Y' little bull."
Speaking is beyond you. Breathless as your feet dig into the scratched wood. Pushing yourself backward, Rhett's back thunking into the wall. 
He's laughing. 
You're at the end of your rope, and he's laughing.
Scowling, you push back a little further. The soft curve of your ass pressing into his jeans, drawing those chuckles into a guttural groan that tickles down your spine. Weakening the slightest bit at the way you wriggle against him, feeling the way he twitches, hardening until he's straining against the material.
Your name falls off his lips. Hardened arms, now soft, hugging you against him, powerless to do anything else. The brim of his hat bumps against your head as he leans into you, putty in your hands.
He doesn't say a word, but the hot breath on your neck tells everything you need to hear. 
Slow, you spin, twisting in his arms until you're nose to nose. Your hand free to reach down and slip between his legs, cupping him through his jeans. Drinking in that shaky breath, the way he pushes into it, and how his eyes flutter. A pretty show, all for you. 
"Why're you so quiet all of a sudden, cowboy?" You whisper a taunt uttered so quietly that it ought to be poetry. 
His Adam's apple bobs, tongue darting out to wet his lips. But he doesn't say anything. 
No, he's quiet.
Even as you take a fistful of his jacket, haul him off the wall, and back him into the living room. A wordless dance that bumps your noses together but never lets your needy mouths meet. His hands on your hips and yours on his chest, the only sound in the room that of your necklace jingling, an echo of the sleigh ride you were supposed to have. 
Fortunately, you can think of a much, much better ride. 
34 notes · View notes
leelaihardly · 7 months
Text
Howie Mandel: what's the weirdest thing that you, an Internetainer who frequently taste tests, has put in your mouth?
Rhett: WELL IT AIN'T LINK NEAL'S DRIPPY SCHLONG THAT'S FER DANG SHURE
41 notes · View notes
newlyy · 9 months
Text
Not to be resistant to change on principle, though I am, but the good~mythical~evening thing is sooo weird to me. It’s not even like sexy, it’s just kind of seedy. In the clips I’ve seen on tiktok, I feel like I’m watching Howard stern or some shit. And also, so much of it feels forced. Like when Link said “Emily just put her titty through the hole” first, I don’t think he’s really comfortable saying something like that, I think he’s just trying to match Rhett’s pace, but also idk that’s just weird. It’d be weird from anyone on any show, nvm one that fashioned itself as family friendly for years, where the hosts never said worse than gosh and dang. Also bear in mind this woman is his employee and their show isn’t a sex show, it’s just a normal show with the exception of this weird x rated special. I just hate it and I wish they’d stop.
8 notes · View notes
queen-scribbles · 10 months
Text
Wayhaven AU songs
Since @emeraldgreaves and @captainofthefallen asked for it, the Wayhaven Switcheroo songs.
AJ/Adam
I Love You(The Hound + The Fox)//Sea Meets Earth(Fever Fever) I love you and it's not enough, but I love you as if it was//Your skin touched my skin, and I could feel that the breaking of my stone cold heart was about to begin
Mallory/Nate
Please Don't Say You Love Me(Gabrielle Aplin)//Arms Open(The Script) Heavy words are hard to take, Under pressure, precious things can break//I can't unfeel your pain, I can't undo what's done, I can't send back the rain, But if I could I would
Kasey/Felix
Who Knows(Natasha Bedingfield)//Love You Like the Movies(Anthem Lights) Oh-no, oh-no you touch my soul, I can't help falling too fast for you//I'll grab your hand, ask you to dance, In the middle of the street, Learn to sign cheesy lines like "Baby, you complete me."
Janine/Mason
Make You Mine(Us the Duo)//Angels(Thomas Rhett) But I'll break apart and take your heart before this story ends This is the part where we fall in love//I ain't that type of guy that miracles wake up next to, for too long, I didn't know what I had but, dang, thesе days I do
7 notes · View notes
indecentpause · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
A Playlist for Meara Ryanne
or: when you’re a musically inclined ‘gifted’ gen-xer as a child and grow up to be an underachieving mess; it’s okay because life is meaningless and nothing matters and that’s a good thing
heads up - Bo Burnham’s ‘Nerds’ contains slurs, although they are used in solidarity with people who are bullied
ninja sex party - danny don’t you know // bug hunter - point to prove // will jay - by now // the front bottoms - be nice to me // the narcissist cookbook - good morning sunshine // axis of awesome - 4 chords // len - steal my sunshine // third eye blind - semi-charmed life // bo burnham - nerds // the presidents of the united states of america - video killed the radio star // peachcake - souls have no drum machine // nine days - absolutely (story of a girl) // blink 182 - story of a lonely guy // le tigre - punker plus // blink 182 - dammit // jr jr - in the middle // la grande sophie - du courage // the limousines - internet killed the video star //  tim minchin - some people have it worse than i // jimmy eat world - the middle // beck - loser // ok go - here it goes again // goldfinger - superman // reel big fish - you don’t know // big d & the kids table - l.a.x. // the mighty mighty bosstones - the impression that i get // coin - i don’t wanna dance // scissor sisters - music is the victim // men without hats - safety dance // capsule - idol fancy // skybox - various kitchen utensils // paramore - fake happy // rhett and link - so dang dark // bears in trees - ibuprofen // thomas sanders - recipe for me // half alive - still feel // jr jr -gone // tim mcgraw - humble and kind // the mountain goats - dance music
[listen]
Meara tag
Sheraton Academy tag // wattpad // all grown up
Sunflowers and Ink tag // ao3 //wattpad
Cafe Latte tag // ao3 // wattpad
The Most Beautiful Puzzle tag
The Black & Blues tag
General taglist:  @ohsugarfoot​​​​​​​ @abalonetea​​​​​​​ @only-book-lovers-left-alive​​​​​​​ @poore-choice-of-words​​​​​​​ @leadhelmetcosmonaut​​​​​​​ @jasperygrace​​​​​​​ @drippingmoon​​​​​​​ @viskafrer​​​​​​​ @thelaughingstag​​​​​​​ @athenswrites​​​​​​​​ @kaiusvnoir​​​​​​​​ @magic-is-something-we-create​​​​​​​ @fictionalbullshitter​​​​​​ @idreamonpaper​​
10 notes · View notes
unhinged-nymph · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Where we started vs. where we ended up
8 notes · View notes
link-sans-specs · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Let me show you the ropes.
Mythical TikTok
Intern's First Day
15 notes · View notes
simsbustindown · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
roman had a birthday! he is now an art lover in addition to active and hot-headed. he aspires to be a master chef.
rhett had a birthday! he is now family-oriented in addition to insider and self-assured. he aspires to be a bodybuilder. 
2 notes · View notes
lallyloo · 2 years
Note
did we just kiss?
When they looked back later, neither one could remember what the fight was even about.
Filming or meetings or an act that Link was tired of doing. A messy table or an overdue project or the way Link chewed every bite of his food so loudly and thoroughly that Rhett was ready to crawl out of his skin.
They honestly couldn’t remember.
But someone said something, and soon Link was mad. And he raised his voice. And Rhett got defensive and raised his back.
That made Link more frustrated. And Rhett did that maddening thing where he put up his hands in surrender, like Link was overreacting and Rhett was the calm one.
That only made Link angrier, which in turn made Rhett even smirkier.
And it continued that way until they’d argued themselves out.
Then Rhett caved, and Link caved a little too, and they came to some kind of compromise like they always did.
Link sighed, and went back to typing on his laptop.
And Rhett stretched, and picked up his backpack.
“I gotta get going. You’re not gonna stay all night are you?”
Link shook his head, turning away from his typing to look up at Rhett. “No, I’m just gonna finish this and then I’ll head out too..”
“Okay. You alright?”
“Yeah, you?”
Rhett nodded, “Yeah, I’m sorry.”
“Me too.”
“Okay.” Rhett leaned over and kissed him on the mouth. A quick smack. “Night, bo.”
“Night.”
Link turned back to his laptop, typing out a couple quick sentences as Rhett turned to leave, and the door closed with a click behind him.
After a moment, Link’s fingers stopped their typing.
And he looked up from his laptop, his eyes fixing on the wall in front of him.
Did they just..?
To his right, the office door clicked again, and Link turned slowly in his chair.
Rhett was standing in the doorway, his hand still on the doorknob, frozen.
“Did we just kiss?” Rhett whispered so quietly he was essentially just mouthing the words.
Speechless, Link nodded.
Rhett stepped into the room, looking like he’d just seen a ghost, and quietly shut the door behind him.
He fidgeted for a moment like he didn't quite know how to stand or where to put his hands. Finally, he clasped them in front of himself and spoke quietly, "Do you.. I mean.. Is this somethin’ we should talk about?”
Link tilted his head, thinking about it for a second.
“I don’t think we need to,” he shrugged, because if Link was honest with himself it didn’t feel weird at all. It felt pretty dang natural.
"Really?"
"Yeah. I'm not worried about it."
"Me neither." Rhett looked relieved, and they considered each other from across the room.
“You wanna..” Rhett opened his hands and closed them, questioningly. “Should we…”
“Make it a thing?”
“Yeah.”
“Sure.”
“Good.”
Rhett grinned as he jogged over and gave Link one more smacker right on the mouth.
"See you tomorrow.”
“See ya tomorrow, Rhett."
Link smiled and turned his attention back to his laptop, and Rhett practically skipped out the door.
56 notes · View notes
Text
So
Tumblr media
Y’ALL
Tumblr media
ANOTHER WATCHER GMM CROSSOVER?!?! 
Tumblr media
We start this episode with Daddy!Rhett yup sure okay nothing to see here (and also Shane touching Ryan’s shoulderrrrrrr). 
Tumblr media
Dude, don’t get Shane started on cousins...
Tumblr media
UGH LOOK HOW CLOSE THEY ARE SITTING. They’ve come so far from “two guys, just sittin’ in a tub, in their swim trunks ‘cause they’re not gay” to being so much more comfortable with each other and I JUST...BYE.
Tumblr media
RHETT STOPS LINK FROM INJURING HIMSELF WITH THE KNIFE WITH A SINGLE FINGER ON HIS WRIST SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
Tumblr media
Someone needed to see these two side by side as well. (It’s me. I’m someone, but I also wanna know who the someone was that edited this). 
Tumblr media
O.O
Tumblr media
I’m sorry...you what now?
Tumblr media
I seriously thought it was just me being my own filthy minded self during this scene until things...well...escalated lmao.
Tumblr media
Ryan you are a man of chaos. 
Tumblr media
...WHY WERE THEY ALL SO H*RNY?!?!
Tumblr media
I can’t...this is literally like some sort of start to a cheesy film made for adults. Notice Rhett’s palm flat on Link’s arm. It was such a gentle push I’m--
Tumblr media
...AM I EVEN ALLOWED TO BE WATCHING THIS ON YOUTUBE?!?! 
Tumblr media
Ryan follows Rhett’s example, Shane pokes at the tip, and Link is too hot and bothered to take it so he turns away. 
Tumblr media
RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?!?!
Tumblr media
I am looking (dis)respectfully. 
Tumblr media
It’s the (quiet guitar music) for me tbh...
Tumblr media
JEESUS Rhett. 
Tumblr media
AND THAT LITTLE SMIRK AFTER. THE MAN KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING. 
Tumblr media
...is this real life right now? I feel like I need to stick the B*razzers logo in the lower right corner next to the Watcher logo. 
Tumblr media Tumblr media
THIS IS NOT EVEN AN EDIT, RHETT STARTED HIS SENTENCE OFF WITH THIS AND RYAN JUST BURST INTO LAUGHTER. THE MAN KNOWS. HE KNOWS. 
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Wait, what? How did we get here? How did we get from the banana to the a*us? 
Tumblr media Tumblr media
RHETT DON’T YOU MFING PRETEND THAT YOU DON’T HEAR THIS ISH ON THE DAILY ON GMM AND BTS SIR. DONT YOU EVEN PRETEND. YOU JUST WANT HIM TO TALK ABOUT IT MORE. I SEE YOU.
Tumblr media
LINK. Pls stop gesturing at the dinner table. 
Tumblr media
...
Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 
(Yeah they are the same caption ‘cause part of the sentence is a close up of Link gesturing, and the second pic is Link gesturing as he faces Internet Jesus and his faithful disciples). 
Tumblr media
THE WAY RYAN IS JUST LEANING INTO SHANE AS IF IT IS NOTHING. I STG THE PERSON ON THE WATCHER CREW WHO WAS LIKE “LET’S GET THE SMALLEST TABLE WE CAN FOR TWO OF THE TALLEST GUYS ON THE INTERNET WHOSE WING SPAN COULD FILL AN ENTIRE AIRPLANE RUNWAY AND THEIR BUFF COMPANIONS WHO BASICALLY HAVE FREAKING BOULDERS ON THEIR ARMS.” 
(By the way, this screenshot leads into): 
Tumblr media
Also I cannot tell if this is a lie or not because this is where we are in November in the year of our Lord in 2022 
Tumblr media Tumblr media
EX
FREAKING
‘SCUSE ME. 
SHANE GOT HIS HOLLONDAISE SAUCE ON RYAN’S LAP. I--
HOW IS THIS--
THEY MAY AS WELL HAVE HAD ONE OF THEM WEARING SKIMPY OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT, PRETENDING TO KNOCK ON THEIR FRONT DOOR, SAYING HE’S THE REPAIR MAN WHO HAS COME TO FILL IN THE CRACKS IN THEIR WALLS. 
Tumblr media
I have never heard this phobia phrased this way. Did he need to phrase it that way? No, but the air was so thick with UST, that here we are. 
Tumblr media
So this is Rhett’s solution to that. I just--
Tumblr media
WHAT EVEN WAS THIS EPISODE Y’ALL.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Nothing says “Happy Holidays” like...this...I guess...
Tumblr media
The name of their Just 4 Fans page. 
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Oh, and if you were wondering about the one word Link chose to describe this dish? It was SUBTEXT. ONE HE IS LIKELY ALL TOO FAMILIAR WITH. THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE. ON THE GHOST FILES PHONE.
Tumblr media
And the final dish is just...okay then, we’re gonna go super blatant with this and try to ignore Shane talking about his love of mayo like some sort of Midwestern ambrosia salad making mom whose “Macaroni Madness” wins every year at the county fair. 
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I mean tbf, that is the face the collective audience makes when we watch y’all but DANG Ryan you didn’t have to SAY IT in front of ALL OF OUR SALADS that you and Shane, and Rhett and Link are just off in your own LITTLE BUBBLES THAT HAVE RUBBED THEIR BUBBLY CHEEKS TOGETHER FOR THIS DOUBLE DATE OF AN EPISODE. 
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Link’s word for the last dish. ;-; I JUST. I CANNOT. WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THIS SURPRISE GIFT THAT JUST FELL IN FRONT OF MY FEET ON MY YOUTUBE FEED LAST WEEK. 
49 notes · View notes
mythicalshipping · 1 year
Text
Today’s ep was a nice change up in format (just in that, I haven’t seen an episode in this style in awhile). :3 
Tumblr media
Cannot go through one single episode without some kind of physical contact. 
Tumblr media
Rhett was wondering why Link was sitting in the middle and Josh was on the end and Link was like “I was told to put him here.” Like, sure Link, like you haven’t spent your entire life in school assemblies and church functions and concerts and EVERYTHING ELSE making sure you get to sit next to Rhett. 
Tumblr media
...Is this a general statement or does their relationship have exactly 0 boundaries? XD
Tumblr media
Everyone’s crushing on Rhett today it seems. 
Tumblr media Tumblr media
OKAY. CAN WE PLS JUST. TALK ABOUT. WHATEVER THE EFF THIS WAS?!?!?!
Tumblr media
Looking directly over at Rhett when he says this. Sometimes I feel like they just say things to see how the other will react. Like they’re still like two boys cursing for the first time.
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Dang someone’s hot for teacher ;) 
Tumblr media
OKAY I KNOW WHAT THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE EP WAS TODAY BUT I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO HELD THEIR BREATH AT THE START OF THIS LINE OKAY. 
Tumblr media
Rhett’s heart eyes ;-;
Tumblr media
Rhett licking his lips after Link’s song and staring at him directly in the monitor. 
(Also it’s a lil’ *blep*). 
Tumblr media
If you ever wanted a visual representation of the phrase “staring hard” at someone. (Also Emily, my beloved <3)
Tumblr media
Link’s heart eyes ;-; 
21 notes · View notes
leelaihardly · 2 years
Text
Stevie: does it attract men when women do this thing?
Nobody:
Rhett: well it doesn't work on me when Link does it that's for dang sure!!!
66 notes · View notes