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maturemenoftvandfilms · 4 years

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Air Force One: George & Dick

Featuring Fr. Pres. George W. Bush & Vice Pres. Dick Cheney

Back in the early 2000s, I was an aide working at the White House during the Bush administration, George W. Bush, or Bush 43 to distinguish him from his father, George H. W. Bush, who served as the 41st president of the United States from 1989 to 1993.. Over the first year of working I got to know more about him and thought he was a pretty cool guy for his age. I think he knows I am gay, but we never discuss private lives, I guess we have nothing much in common: he's married and a father of two, but from some remarks he dropped, I believe he hasn’t had sex with her. At the time, I wasn't going to get involved with guys from work, but at least I could enjoy the view.

Another guy who I admirered from a distance was Vice President Dick Cheney. I was always a little intimidated of him, as his face was stern. Unlike President Bush, the Cheney rarely smiled, but he had a cock that just wouldn't stop. You could tell it was a huge one, because it flopped back and forth as he walked. Every day, I would stare and hide my erections.

Anyway, in November of 2003, President Bush paid a surprise visit to Baghdad on Air Force One and I was one of the aides accompanying him on the trip. A few minutes into the trip, I was getting a cup of coffee when from behind Vice President Cheney asked, “Where are you from?" in an almost downright unfriendly tone.

“I’m original from Richmond, Virginia, but I moved to D. C. here from New York City.” I replied speaking fast as his presence made me nervous as I was so stricken by his fatherly looks.

I didn’t mean to glance down at his crotch, I just did it out of habit. The big bulge caught my attention immediately, but I force my eyes away and glance at the old man’s face but even as I did so, I realized that he had seen me looking down at his crotch. Suddenly he was looking at me differently. His eyes seemed to stare at me as thought he was looking at me through a magnifying glass.

“Come to the President's office in a couple of minutes.” He told me in a low voice as he leaned his head closer to me.

“Sure thing, Mr. Vice President.” I said as he walked back to the President's office.

I stayed at the coffee maker long enough to down two more cups before it was pass the timetable and I must admit to be more than a little nervous when I knocked on the President's office door. Vice President Cheney opened the door and said, “Come in."

“Hey, young man… You suck cock?” President Bush said bluntly as I approached his desk.

And without waiting for me to answer, Vice President Cheney unzipped his pants and pulled out his cock. He pulled his hand and way from his dick and let it flop between his legs. His cut cock was one of the biggest and thickest I've ever seen resting against a set of huge balls.

“You want to suck my old pecker?” He asked, as I stood uncertain in front of him.

“Go ahead, why do you think I called you in here.” President Bush called out.

I glanced into the blue eyes of the President sitting at his desk, then knelt down in front of Vice President Cheney and grabbed dick in my hand. Then as I looked up into his beautiful blue eyes, I closed my mouth around the head of his dick and immediately he began fucking my mouth.

“Damn George, this kid is a born cocksucker.” He said he ran his hands through my hair, pumping his hips into my mouth. I almost choked on Vice President Cheney’s cock, but he kept thrusting it into my mouth.

“So he's much better than the other one we had the other day.” The President called back to Vice President Cheney.

“George, I wonder if he’s a better fuck than he was.” The Vice President as he pulled me off of his cock by the hair.

"Good show the President what a good cocksucker you are.” Looking over to President Bush, he me a nod and a smile as I worked my way over to him and pulled down his zipper. Reaching inside his slacks, found his cock, pulled it out and gave it a look see. His cock was comparable to Vice President Cheney’s cock, only being thinner. It quickly grew to about 9" inches long and began leaking clear precum which I used to rub around his tip. Then I bent down and quickly began sucking his penis down into my throat. President Bush groaned like a bear as I sucked the head and slid my tongue under the foreskin to get a good taste of him. I started sucking his cock for a while and then tried to pull his balls out through the flap, but they were too big! I figured with his skinny cock he would have small balls, but not so!

After a while I pulled away and started stroking it, President Bush ran his thick fingers through my hair and urged me to get him lubed up, so I did. Suddenly felt Vice President Cheney reaching around me and unbuckling my belt. He jerked my slacks down and then my jockey shorts.

“Nice ass.” He added as he patted first one ass cheek and then the other.

President Bush tossed Vice President Cheney a tube of something, which he smeared all over his cock. I knew what was coming and wanted it bad as my asshole was twitching with anticipation of being penetrated by Vice President Cheney’s fat dick.

“Your gonna get the fuck of your life.” He said as smeared the jelly on my opening and slipped his finger in my ass.

“Shit he’s tight George, we might have to take our time with him.” The Vice President said from behind me.

“He doesn’t want us to go slow do you son?” President Bush pulled me off of his cock by the hair.

“No Mr. President!” I had time to gasp out before he shoved me back into his furry crotch.

Looking up at him, I deep throated his long cock, relishing the feel of his presidential dick as it slid down my throat until my mouth was pressed against the fly of his pants.

“Damn! That feels great.” W called out. “Dick he’s good.”

“Yea, well let see how good his ass can take my fat pecker.” Cheney called out from behind me as I suddenly felt the head of his thick dick pressing against my asshole.

I steadied myself on all fours, closed my eyes preparing for ‘the fuck of a lifetime’ and I wasn’t disappointed. Vice President Cheney slid his lubed cock up my ass in one quick motion as I let out a yelp of pain. After he had all 8" in me, he started thrusting back and forth, holding onto my hips. I could feel his thick shaft expanding my tunnel and throbbing. I groaned with pleasure, pulling my mouth off of President Bush’s cock as each thrust, send electric waves through my body.

“Oh no you don’t, slut!” President Bush said, grabbing me by the hair and shoving me back into his crotch.

“George, you won’t believe how hot his asshole his. I bet he’s been fucked a thousand times. Hell, my fat pecker slid in him faster than into a whore’s pussy.” Cheney said as he began to pull his cock out slowly and then drive it slowly back up my ass.

With each thrust my cock began to grow some more, until I suddenly shot my load all over the floor beneath me. Dick's cock filled me up like no other cock I’d ever had inside of me before. I’d been fucked plenty of times, sometimes slowly, sometimes rough, but I’d never been fucked like this. The fact that President Bush had me by the hair and was ramming his shaft down my throat just made it better. I’d fantasized about having the two of them fucking me, but never dreamed it could be this good.

“Fuck it George, this kid is tight. Hope I don’t stretch him out too much for you.” He sneered, giving my ass a slap.

“Yeah baby, I love fucking a nice tight little ass like this.”

“Anything would be tight with that gigantic cock of yours Dick.” George smiled, letting me up for air for a few seconds.

“I love both of your cocks…” I sighed as Dick’s thrusts got even quicker and harder.

I could hear him moaning and groaning as I licked up and down President Bush's tool.

"Give it to him Dick. Fill that tight young ass with all that hot cum. C'mon grease it up for me! Fire away." George said as Dick began to really put it to me.

The room was steaming and filled with the sounds of Dick's balls slamming against my ass, my cries of being fucked and George's groans of approval. It seem like he had been fucking me for about forty minutes or something when eventually he exploded inside me, causing me to cum again. I felt his cock throb time after time and I felt his cum seeping out my ass and onto the bed beneath me. He must have shot 10 or 12 huge spurts of cum in my ass before pulling out, make a wet pop sound as it left my popped cherry.

George clapped Dick on the back as they quickly exchanged places. Before I could react, George had pressed his knob against my hole and in no time, had all 9" inches buried up my clenching hole. Between the jelly and Dick's massive load of cum, The President's cock slid easily in and out of my tight ass and I begged him to do it harder. It felt wonder as his long dick reached deeper inside my ass than Cheney's fat cock could get.

Just then, Dick slapped his cock in my face and I tongued it for all I was worth.

After 10 minutes of ass pounding ecstasy I knew I was going to cum again as George slowed his thrusts. I couldn't take it and fired my third load in less than 2 hours onto the floor. It wasn't big, but I had a good pool of sperm going on beneath me as George resumed his assault on my ass and fucked me till I was dizzy. Soon he was mumbling incoherently, signaling that I was about to get a big load up my ass. George bellowed like a bull as his cock swelled inside my tunnel and he dropped his cum deposit deep in my ass. He collapsed on me as Vice President Cheney shot a second big load on my face.

“What goes on here stays here! You say anything about what we did here to anyone and that will be your ass.” VP Cheney said as he glanced at me as though seeing me for the first time.

“I’m not going to say a word. I enjoyed it.”

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shrewful · 6 years

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you wanna hear about lesbians???? MY lesbians????

of course, you do! they’re awful

(I was going to wait until all the worldbuilding was done, but @mercyandcruelty has inspired me to enlighten y’all on my two demigod gays from my wip Perish & Prosper) Rosefingers / Velvera

Subversion of the ‘nature is beautiful and pure’ notion/trope

Lady Frankenstein (the scientist and not the monster) with magic

Made a pact with an ancient cosmic deity bent on bringing the world back to the days of survival of the fittest/rule of beasts in exchange for the ability to manipulate organic matter/cells. Yes, it is an absurdly powerful ability that would allow her to actually rule the world, if she wasn’t much more interested in using said ability to study biology like the big scientist nerd she is / eventually falling in love with the person designated to stop her from destroying civilization. In any case, the pact stains her hands red, earning her the name Rosefingers

For most the novel, she’s pretty much the worse? Remorse and empathy are out the window, she creates horrible demented monsters for shits and giggles and once cut off someone’s brain’s ability to make dopamine to prove a point. Little by little, through her friend Bealiamonte, her eventual girlfriend and the literal deity of reason and empathy calling her fucked up and kissing her forehead to bless her with stop-being-an-asshole-and-realize-people-aren’t-just-chunks-of-meat juice, she becomes a better person. She still does some undoubtedly morally questionable things, but a lot less unfeeling murder.

eventual girlfriend’s purpose of existence is to keep Velvera from destroying civilization. it is assumed this is via her kicking Velvera’s studious ass, but surprise! lesbians. cosmic deities (besides destiny, who stans them as a couple) do not like this.

Realizes she’s in love with her eventual girlfriend via them fighting (more of Velvera looking in her general direction and her almost passing out, despite her being able to kick Velvera’s studious ass within 2.3 seconds), Velvera making contact with her, tapping into her nervous system to see what this weird gremlin is feeling, realizing that the gremlin is scared and proceeding to be

very confused

as to why the gremlin being scared upsets her.

Spirit In the Woods / Ghost / Eventual Girlfriend(TM)

I love her so much. So Much.

person-with-fire-abilities-can’t-control-their-emotions trope, balanced with a healthy dose of them being too gentle for their own good

The deity of death (better explained as the deity of forces that keep life in check; natural disasters, earthquakes, storms, and most of all, fire.) fell in love with her mom, Gi-Gilaine, who they could talk to through her dreams. They eventually develop what can be equated to a relationship, but it’s a bit complicated considering the deity, is y’kno, a deity, which only exists as thoughts in her dreams. The deity vents to her that its adversary -- the same deity that makes a pact with Velvera -- is becoming stronger and stronger, and they fear they won’t be able to defeat them, explaining that Destiny (another deity) let them know the other deity (as previously said) would make a powerful pact with a human in the future. (note -- these people who make pacts with deities are called Disciples.) Gi-Gilaine offers her child (she is super pregnant) as a disciple, knowing that disciples that are born disciples are much more powerful than those who don’t make the pact after they’re born. The deity accepts, but promises Gi-Gilaine that the baby’s happiness and love (remember that part, it’s important) will be protected above all else.

born with fire abilities, but later learns to use storms and small earthquakes as well.

raised by smoke-based furry-skeleton spirits (look there’s a lot of worldbuilding I gotta get through) that survive off burning things. (the island that Gi-Gilaine lived on was burned to the ground, leaving just these spirits, its a very long story, we’ll get there eventually, I promise -- ) they never teach her to write or much of anything like that, but man does she learn to tussle!! that, and, ~chivalry~

the skeleton spirits found her in the woods, thus the name.

Magic-scientists come to her island and is shocked at her, with her being the only living example of the genetic traits native to her island -- some of which include horns (I'm a simple woman. I like horns.) and a disposition to spirits. She agrees to let them take her back to their institute/college/research facility so they can study how spirit disposition works after death-deity (called Them with a capital T but I'm trying not to blabber) tells her that the person she’s destined to keep in check is there; Velvera.

surprise!! Velvera is the one designated to study her. it results in a strange situation; in daytime, Velvera pokes Spirit with some sticks and asks her if she sees ghosts, and at night, they both slap on their disciple outfits (in which they can’t recognize each other) and duke it out (or, at least, Spirit causes some large inconvenience that gets in the way of Velvera’s schemes, Velvera chases after Spirit, and Spirit gets too scared to fight back and dips.)

Confusing crush(TM) starts when Spirit actually gets paralyzed with fear in one of these moments -- Velvera does the previously mentioned realizing she’s scared thing, and in the process of getting close enough to do so, Spirit passes out. Velvera discovers who she is, being able to take off her mask, and decides to just take Spirit back to her (Spirit’s, not Velvera’s dorm in the institute and put her in bed. Spirit wakes up to see Velvera putting her on the bed, leaving a very perfect looking bowl of fruit on the nightstand and leaving the room.

what proceeds is a whole lot of “velvera I think you’re trying to flirt but those really do just sound like threats”

personality wise, Spirit is ROUGH, TOUGH, BRASH and BUFF but an absolute sweetheart in all honesty. Tell her someone was mean to you and she will suplex them out a window. She will vault a storm drain from its place and plunge herself inside to save some ducklings. She could probably punch a hole through a brick wall but if it’s too dark she’ll start crying.

wise but dumb

Velvera has to teach her how to read. She cries when she’s frustrated. They usually have to take breaks and make some pie for her to calm down, so cooking books are her main mode of learning.

if you’re nice she’ll kiss the back of your hand like a damn knight (with permission)

#gays #my gays #my sweet sweet gays #lesbians #powercouple #original content #writeblr #writing #wip #my writing #Apex Tempest

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