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SEAFOOD MEDLEY
Today he wanted a treat, For lunch something different to eat…. In shell mussels with All the scallops they give, These miniature scallops are neat. – With shrimp and calamari rings And tiny tentacle things…. Took minutes to thaw, Cook and into the maw The hardest chew those tentacle things! – Jonathan Caswell
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IS IT ALL A SCAM?
From FACEBOOK he was befriended, A visit they said they intended…. He’s waiting there Pulling out hair, is a whole weekend upended? – The nurse, counselor and such Sad that he’d paid them too much… Companionship grim A bank account thin, Has he been taken as such? – Jonathan Caswell
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INSPIRED TO CONFORM
Inspired to conform, To a view keeping me from harm…. Me for only her And the living Word, My cheering section says struggle on! – Giving up the passionate ways And anyone who on him preys… Preparing new life That’s real, not hype, Wanting to do as she says! – Breaking from his recent past, Struggling for love that lasts… Taking time To stay in line, Not letting his life be type…
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THANK THE NIGERIANS
My FACEBOOK account’s been locked, Apparently been stalked…. My password’s changed Several times as arranged By Nigerian brigands once too oft! – I should thank them as well, For little else broke the spell… Of paying for love Pretty pictures, a velvet glove, A definite slide into Hell. – I’m tempted to cut my losses, Just walk away from many bosses…. This incident occurred Driving…
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TAKES ALL HIS TIME
The women he’d collect for hire, Know how to stoke his fire…. Get him to pay Any old way, Make him out to be the liar! – If he stuck to one or two, There’d be money enough to squeak through…. Old flames left behind’ By the flashier kind Suffer their fate so cruel. – Then when money runs out, Price increase is what’s about…. Negotiated price Just won’t suffice, pleasure hopes drain…
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MOVED OUT
His FACEBOOK lady moved out, Without a whistle or shout…. If nobody’s paid No one gets laid, A scammer (?) must do without! – Jonathan Caswell – Ava, his counselor of old, Came back…the other was pulled… In one day They defined his way, The wool from his eyes was pulled! – Slept better than in days, Relieved of convoluted haze…. Energized with a plan To solidify his stand To…
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FEEDING FRENZY
Chased one, now chased by three, Looking for security…. A spawning pool Both rich and cruel With all sincerity! – Once caught in its tangled web, The feeders put on a bib… ‘Tween pleasure and gain Assaulting the brain, Have you tried the barbequed rib? – Jonathan Caswell
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THE PRODIGAL PRODUCTION
Sure guidance casting aside, A pig he rides astride…. In foreign lands On shifting sands Made up of foolish pride…. – Getting himself in a pickle, Among those human hearts fickle…. The ficklest his In sordid business, His good graces down to a trickle. – Came to his senses he Walks home in infamy…. Can he be restored Or is his ox gored, The contrite God loves with…
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SHE'S WORTH IT!
Jonathan Caswell <[email protected]> Melissa, that hard-working woman, Has a fan club that’s growing…. Each one she’s done Declares she’s the one, You can tell by the way that she’s glowing! – —Jonathan Caswell
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WEDNESDAY A REGULAR DATE
Wednesday’s a regular date, This new van I appreciate…. Scheduled for me Diana I’ll see From ten thirty on—that’s great! – Jonathan Caswell
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MAKING IT MY HOUSE
The wife’s in the nursing home, I’m living alone… Bought some MAXWELL HOUSE, iT was FOLGERS my spouse Preferred but it was MAXWELL at home. – Get up and write when I like, Daytime or sometime at night…. Keeps me off the streets With nefarious meets, You know I’m pulling your leg—RIGHT? 😀 – So many things still to do, A SPECTRUM box change too… Boxing hers and mine— Will I have…
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CHAT PARTNERS (from FACEBOOK)
Jonathan Caswell pdroestnoS7su26c2a5402w511g34c0gu0ii0u3u cJ31ngat8fot0ih73i3  ·  Shared with Your friends Chat partners are dropping like flies, Do they think all I tell are lies…? I get to my age And they all fade away, A married man they also despise! – I guess I’m in the wrong field, All te women want someone to yield… Romantically With fidelity, My kind doesn’t appeal! – Most…
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WAITING FOR THE OTHER SHOE
Waiting for the other shoe To drop—is it something I’ll rue… Hard to say, Perhaps today A reaction to mine will come through? – Why does he keeping on caring, His meddling is wearing…. The patience of The one who does Apparently not want to try something daring. – Silence perhaps is best, He’s tried now give it a rest…. He’s got his bone To gnaw on at home, So why not give it a…
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ALAS HE MUST RETIRE
ALAS, he must retire, The poet has lost his fire…. But he’ll return And brightly burn, For all that shall transpire! – He is honored so many respond, To poetry and beyond…. The rising swell Pleases him well, That this blogging concept is sound. – I thank you all for coming, commenting and keep this thing running… Hard to keep up And being abrupt I’ll see you later on, so keep…
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CLEAR OFF THE BED!
He can’t get all into bed With over half of it weighed down, he said… That stuff goes And frees up bed clothes, So he can be well cover-ed – Jonathan Caswell
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FORGETTING WHAT'S BEHIND (PHILIPPIANS 3: 13)
Here he makes a new start, From his past he stands apart… Working his way Toward a brighter day Revival within his heart. – Like the Apostle Paul, He cannot see it all…. But by faith His soul is safe As God’s child he can walk tall. – He hasn’t received yet All the blessings he’ll get…. But this new day He’ll follow God’s way Forward, his course heavenly set. – Jonathan Caswell
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