what if i made a tennis ball rp account

Ngl I’m thinking of a dnd campaign but it’s just Undertale.

2245.

but actually there is a door somewhere in the folds and tangles of my head and something really crazy is going to fucking happen as soon as I jiggle this key the exact right way in that lock

Oh i see. You scared me bad I thought I missed plot in a pokemon game. Something i thought nearly impossible until recently. Actually question, have you finished scarlet or violet yet? If so what are your theories about the ending and unsolved mysteries surrounding Area Zero and all that?

I actually haven't finished it yet (shameful, I know xD, haven't had the time) but I am very close so I will be sure to drop my thoughts/theories when I do 👀

Me waiting for chapter 4 like a gd addict..you've ruined me

an addict huh?

I've been slacking in posting art in my tag lately, would anyone be interested in watching a sketchbook tour video when I fill my book up?

NaNoWriMo Day 4

Is this hell? Yes

Am I stopping? No. For I am a victim of sunk cost fallacy 😔

Rabbit holes I fell down:

Tansies and their toxicity levels

What the fuck is contact dermatitis (man why do people use such big words to describe allergic reactions :( some of us are stupid, Jan)

Thief outfits. For outfit design inspo. You know how it is

Word count (for today): 1738

Word count (total): 10184

FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now

hey since it's coming up again: no it's not a good thing that the government wants to ban tiktok. no you should not be glad that the government might ban tiktok. no you should not respond to this with "good riddance" or "hurry up I hate that app". I should not have to explain this to you but the government banning a social media app is still a bad thing even if you don't like the UI or booktok or having to say "unalive" or how you think it's killing the very notion of attention spans. It's still bad. It's bad.

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

I’m going to be open minded

I think I might shoot myself in the head

actually you know what would be fun. if you told me your favourite 3-5 things about someone and what they mean to you and i tried to write a drabble about them

(rules: not allowed to tell me your actual relationship, just the essence of it; not allowed to tell me their gender or their name; they are not allowed to be me unless you say it in a way i can't tell)

Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy

State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.

........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.

There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.

And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.

And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.

Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.

Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.

Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"

The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.

The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.

what if i built auggie and margot's shared apt in the sims....

WYD WHEN MY GANG PULL UP !!!

so i played dredge. minecraft salmon…