I just realized that yes, it’s amusing that Baby Gay Stede Bonnet is giving his former Gay Mentor Lucius Spriggs relationship advice in Red Flags.
But it’s more than that: Stede is counseling Lucius specifically to talk openly with his love about the trauma that is keeping them apart.
Stede is giving Lucius exactly the advice he himself needed in Act of Grace.
And then Lucius and Pete are the couple who marry at the end of season 2.
While Stede leans into Ed, who is making wife-me eyes at him.
I’m late to this party, and yeah. This show just broke me again.
Again.
🥺
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In celebration of 30 days (!!!) till we get our beloved pirates back, I wrote a series of very short letters, to (hopefully) post daily until airing day.
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Dear Ed,
I found the crew today on a small island. Some of them are pretty angry. I assured them there must have been some kind of misunderstanding, and that you will explain everything once we meet again. Pete is convinced you are caught in an epic battle with "badass pirates" who failed to recognise your new flag, and that you will be back as soon as they are defeated. I hope it's nothing of the sort. I know you are much stronger and cleverer than any other pirate out there, but I hate to think of you facing even the smallest amount of danger without me by your side.
Oh Ed, there's so much I need to tell you. I cannot wait to see you again.
Yours,
Stede
P.S. I'm very curious about the new flag. The crew is tight lipped about the subject for some reason.
P.P.S. Roach was very insistent that I tell you juggling is his special skill (I admit I saw no evidence to this claim, but he is certainly very eager). I understand it has something to do with a talent show? What a marvelous idea to keep morale high in my absence!
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The dream is to meet a man who wants me for more than just my body. Who goes out of his way not to hurt me.
We will get married. It will be a small wedding, but a wedding none the less complete with white dress and tux.
A few years later, we buy a small piece of land big enough for a house, a barn, a couple of horses, a couple and a couple dogs.
Another year or so, and we add to our family. Maybe buy a little more land.
The dream is to be in love. The dance in the kitchen, wear his clothes, can't get enough if eachother type love.
That is my dream. The only thing is, I feel like all it will ever be is just that... a dream.
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I wish I didn't do this
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You just didn’t like me that much.
Maybe I’m not nearly so important to you, maybe I never was. I mean, who did I think I was? Who did I think you were? It wasn’t fate or kismet or anything other than a shit coincidence. You didn’t decide that I deserved to hit rock bottom, that I should suffer for years to come. I wasn’t some home-wrecking temptress that captivated you.
It would’ve been someone else if it wasn’t me.
And ain’t that a thought. It could have been anyone. I’m not that special, I just got caught in the middle of a mess. Or maybe I stuck my nose into someone else’s business. And that’s why it was me. Regardless, you weren’t being vindictive or vengeful.
You just didn’t like me that much.
I don’t know. I’m so confused. Maybe it’s how high I am. I just, wish I could know what you were thinking. You didn’t mean to fuck me up like this, use your age and “maturity” to manipulate me, or make me second guess every action I took.
I hope you didn’t mean to.
I wish I had moved on already. I wish I didn’t care anymore. Maybe I’ll always care.
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aziraphale literally just realized his feelings for crowley and proceeds to spend the rest of the night planning a batshit insane magical act involving said love of his life shooting him on stage. he’s very normal
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I'm all for natural remedies and traditional medicine, but I think when your "natural remedy" is based on the idea that water can become medicinal by being in the presence of a teeny itty bit amount of something, then it's probably bullshit and you're getting scammed. Go buy some ibuprofen or see a doctor.
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28 days!! This is the next in my series of short letters to hopefully be posted daily until airing day.
(Day 1)
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Dear Ed,
I wish I knew how much time it takes these letters to reach their destination. I tried asking Buttons, but he started talking about the sea being "a magnificent yet unpredictable lady" and such, so I left him to it.
Roach managed to produce the most delicious dessert using only coconuts and what little provisions I brought. The man really is a marvelous cook, I would have given him a raise, only… perhaps I should tell you this part in person. I hope you'll understand why I had to do what I did.
Ed. I had a talk with Olu and I admit, I'm somewhat at a loss. Did you really throw all my books overboard? Even the one about the little mermaid, with the beautiful illustrations you love so much? I hope you saved Don Quixote, at least, since I know it made you laugh. I didn't know you could miss someone's laugh so deeply.
Pete has asked me to tell you not to let Lucius near the fighting, since his missing finger puts him at a disadvantage. He's still convinced you're in the midst of an epic battle. I think he's a little jealous.
I just hope that you're safe, and that I will hear your lovely laughter again soon.
Yours,
Stede
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RETURNING OCTOBER 5TH!
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everyone makes fun of soap when they find out how many hair and skin products he keeps on hand. the cabinet in his bathroom is filled to bursting and he always keeps travel sized bottles on him on missions
when soldiers outside the 141 find out, they call him precious and self-obsessed, a vain pretty boy too preoccupied with his reflection to focus on the enemy. no wonder how he got his callsign. price has given up telling him to leave them on base and just teaches him to individually wrap them so they don’t rattle against each other and give himself away
what they don’t know is that each product contains an ingredient that when mixed with any number of the others, creates potent chemical bombs. he was caught unarmed once, he won’t let it happen again
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i love the idea of chat noir being an avid reader just because this boy is always bouncing off the walls and i just think seeing him be. still. and quiet for a few hours. would be funny.
it would freak the fuck out of ladybug tho. i feel like chat noir being quiet would make the balance of their dynamic feel weird and so she would then be the one to let all her chaotic energy out
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I either feel things so deeply they paralyse me or I just can’t seem to feel a damn thing
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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