You know what to do! 🏴‍☠️❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈

[ID: 1. Mary Bonnet is painting at her easel in a sunny studio while her daughter Alma crouches on the floor in front of her wearing a blouse and trousers. Alma calls, "Here, Stede!" and a fluffy light tabby cat comes trotting into her outstretched arms. Mary looks around her easel with a small smile, questioning "Stede?" 2. Alma stands up with the cat cradled in her arms and replies with a smile "I named him after Father because he's stupid and runs away if you let him outside." The cat, tongue out and green eyes pointing in opposite directions, certainly looks stupid. In the foreground, Mary's smile turns a little strained as she replies "Oh.." uncertainly. /end ID]

For the July #AsACrew Challenge Day 19: Cat

5th graders are so brutal tbh

Day 2: Book

♪ C'est lui pour moi, moi pour lui dans la vie ♪ ♪ Il me l'a dit, l'a juré, pour la vie ♪

Ahahaha! Look at them! GLORIOUS!

Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard, Lucius Spriggs, Roach, Frenchie, Spanish Jackie, Oluwande Boodhari

dykes to watch out for/our flag means death

(oh, & Normal Rockwell too I guess)

GUYS IM FUCKING WHEEZING LOOK WHAT I FOUND---

I MEAN THEY'RE 1000% RIGHT BUT DAMN

Not anymore!!! I can't wait to see if he actually has nine guns now!!! Only 35 more days until Season 2 arrives, soooooo freaking excited!!!

at last i can post my piece for the "As A Crew" Charity Artbook - this painting was inspired by Gustav Wertheimer's "Kiss of the Siren”

prints are available!

Guys he's not talking it through as a crew

Remember Frenchie suggested "bottle it up" in the pilot and now he's saying this. It's actually driving me insane.

I made them talk to each other.

[ID: 1. Modern Stede and Ed stand in a Lush store by a bath bomb display. Ed, dressed in a leather jacket and jeans, lurches back in surprise, cheeks red, as Stede comes up to him wearing a black Lush apron. Smiling politely, Stede says, "Oh, hello! Can I help you find anything?" A little heart pulses out from Ed's chest. 2. Later, Ed sits on a black leather couch next to Izzy against a wall covered in knick-knacks. Izzy, wearing a black tee shirt and jeans, leans back with his arms crossed, glaring into the distance. "So that's why you spent $240 on fookin soap?" Ed, wearing a graphic biker shirt, jeans, and knee brace with his bad knee propped up on an ottoman, is smiling down at a sparkly purple soap in his hands with shiny eyes and red cheeks. A paper bag full of more soaps and sundries sits beside his foot. He replies distractedly "Stede said this one was his favorite," with a heart. /end ID]

For the July #AsACrew Challenge Day 21: Yummy Soap

Hey all of you sad crewmates, feel better by imagining that while Ed and Stede's tiny shabby inn becomes a disaster and they might aruge about it a lot, in the end they stay together, get married and the end of their story is running the Revenge aground (on purpose this time) and making it the fanciest inn where there's a task for every crewmember. Piracy may end but the crew stays a crew forever.

That's what I'll do while crying in the corner...😭

Day 9: Crush

I wanted to paint a pining Oluwande but the larger painting I started was never going to be done today, so I ended up simplifying and collaging some of the finished elements together

I just realized that yes, it’s amusing that Baby Gay Stede Bonnet is giving his former Gay Mentor Lucius Spriggs relationship advice in Red Flags.

But it’s more than that: Stede is counseling Lucius specifically to talk openly with his love about the trauma that is keeping them apart.

Stede is giving Lucius exactly the advice he himself needed in Act of Grace.

And then Lucius and Pete are the couple who marry at the end of season 2.

While Stede leans into Ed, who is making wife-me eyes at him.

I’m late to this party, and yeah. This show just broke me again.

Again.

🥺

As A Crew