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I love Omeluum. But I don't think Omeluum likes Greygold.
The one time everything was going smoothly in the iron throne, was the one time Omuluum ditched teleported without Greygold i.e I fucked up. Do you know. Do you know how many nets Greygold had to dodge while heading back? Too. Too many.
Thankfully! Astarion, last lad around, stuck by the ladder just in casies. And, just in casies, Astarion continued to stay there while GG caught their breath by the ladder. Bat buddy wanted to make sure they both left at the same time. Heart-warming in retrospect!
Never heard squid buddy convey such- unrestrained choked up panic over Greygold's well-being. I was touched y'all.... Until I realized there's probably more than one reason why The Emperor would be so concerned, hueeeeh
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An Upgrade
It was time for the group to go to Melt's casino. But before they could, it was clear to them that the Shark god, Xook had decided to take it over. But now was not the time to be frightful, it was time to take action!
Ed: I am very much not a fan of going in with him in there!
Mari: do not be a coward! Hokusai is in there and she needs our help!
Rex: actually, there may be something we can do about this...
Ed: que?
Rex: we need to go under the Casino to find it!
Mari: huh?
Quetz: ooooh!
Jeanne: what exactly do you have in mind?
Rex: you'll see!
The group went into the casino, seeing it in a wreck even flooded for the most part.
Ishtar: how do we go underneath this place?
Rex: hmmm... maybe if we could find some stairs...
Jeanne: wait, you don't remember?
Quetz: it wasn't exactly an orthodox way to get down there at the time.
Mari: wait, there's a bigass hole over there! You think it could take us there?
They looked over and saw a large hole with water pouring down somewhat.
Rex: let's give it a try.
They look down it, and see what looks like a wrecked and flooded factory.
Quetz: this is it!
Ed: a factory?!
Rex: that's only part of what we're looking for!
The servants help take Rex and the kids down into the hole. Then Rex and Quetz started to search around.
Mari: what are we looking for?
Quetz: purple casino chips.
Jeanne: what for?
Rex: it's EXP it can strengthen the kids!
Ishtar: wait, what?! Melt had EXP casino chips? Where'd they come from?
Quetz: the customers themselves!
Ed: why?!
Rex: to become an entire ocean, and absorb this singularity into herself!
Mari: looks like Xook prevented that.
As they were speaking, rumbling could be heard from above, and more water started pouring down.
Rex: ah hell
Quetz: the water from the stadium is going to come down on us!
Jeanne: we better speed it up then!
The group goes all over trying to find the chips, eventually Ed manages to find what looks like it!
Ed: I think I found them!
Rex: you sure!
Ed: they're purple chips!
Mari: but how do we use them?
Quetz: we never actually saw Melt use them! She lost all of them before she could!
Mari: then how are we supposed to use them!
Then, finally, the ceiling gave way!
All of the water from the pool poured into the basement the group was in, and at the last second, Ed grabbed a bunch of the chips hoping for the best.
As the room is filled with water, Melt, Hokusai, an unconcerned Protea come down with the water. With Xook and his small army of sharks following down.
Xook: Ra har har har! What a poor showing for a supposed "Leviathan!" Ra har har!
Melt made an angry face, but unable to speak at all in the water.
Xook: awww, got nothing to say? No witty comebacks?
Melt then decided to swim towards Xook in an effort to attack. Only for one of his sharks to headbutt her, knocking her into some rocks on the floor.
Xook: nice effort, but poor execution!
Then, more sharks start to surround her, while she's unable to do much.
Xook: ur a bit too skinny for my liking, but I'm sure you'll still taste decent enough! Ra har har ha-
Then, a huge marine reptile came and bit one of the sharks in half!
Xook: huh?!
Melt: !!!
A giant Pliosaur was now swimming around the place, with Ed right on top of it.
Xook: boy! Got some new tricks up your sleeve all of a sudden?! How nice, but it won't be enough!
Ed: we'll see about that, chum breathe!
Xook: ohohoho! Ya even managed to grow a pair, huh?!
The remaining sharks go after Ed, while he has his new Familiar attack, managing to crunch another, while the force of the attack in the water knocks the rest back!
Meanwhile, Melt decides to try and swim up, then saw Hokusai and the others try to awaken the unconscious Kingprotea. She decides to help, despite not being a fan of the situation.
Melt swims towards the others, then performs a large kick on the sleeping giant's head, waking her up.
Kongprotea then proceeded to pick up the group in her hands and swim up.
Protea: *gasp* what happened?!
Melt: I'd also like to know!?
Jeanne: monster shark wants Mastersonas's kids dead.
Protea: why?!
Ishtar: prophecy bs, doesn't matter right now. We need to help.
Back with Ed and Xook, Ed was actually managing to keep his own during the fight.
Xook: gotta say boy, I'm surprised how well you've held your own! Normally I've got ya shivering. But now you're standing your ground! Doesn't mean I won't still kill ya, just though I'd let ya know before I do so.
Ed: you're the only that's gonna be dead today, chum for brains!
Then Ed's Pliosaur charged while Xook simultaneously charged too!
Thr group was seeing this from above.
Rex: will he be able to do it?!
Quetz: I don't want to risk it!
Mari: wait, look!
Then it was seen that Ed and his new beast were charging up with Lightning.
Melt: Protea! Get us out of the water!
Protea: ok!
Protea leaped out of the water, just barely making it in time. While Ed and his beasty attack and Electrocuted Xook!
Xook: RAAAAAAAH!
And after it's over, Xook is seen floating belly up at the surface. Ed finally manages to get back up to the surface with his familiar.
Then the group gave him a big group hug!
Rex: holy shit, Mijo! You managed to kill him!
Quetz: you finally managed to summon your own familiar! I'm so proud of you!
Mari: you fucking fried that asshole! Holy fuck!
Ed: hehehehe... gracias you guys....
After the hug ends, Ed is seen more scared again.
Ed: but I was just holding it all in... I Was Terrified the whole time!
Quetz: oh that's OK, Mijo! No one is without fear, all that matters is you fought on regardless of your own fear!
Rex: how'd you manage it anyways?!
Ed: with these!
Ed then pulls out the XP chips they were looking for.
Mari: you figured out how to use them?!
Ed: kinda...? I think I somehow absorbed them?
Mari: man, gimme those!
Mari then grabs them for her own use.
Mari: I wanna put down that stupid bat the same way!
Rex: now that'd be a sight to see!
After that it was time to continue on with their journey.
A/N: so Ed got to grow up a bit more! Got to tough it out against that shark! Things have changed....
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ohohoho i would love for you to do all the 3-e students for the character ask.... but for now sugino and kimura???
UwU my boys <3
Sugino
First impression: It’s so funny that you specifically gave me these two. Back when I first got into AssClass, I mixed them up constantly 😂 Yeahhh I didn’t pay much attention to him sadly.
Impression now: Sugino is my baby. I love him. I stan him. I would kill for him. I made an oc to be his best friend. I just adore him so much. He randomly will consume my thoughts out of nowhere.
Favorite moment: When he tells his old teammates that he really just wanted to show off his new friends eye- 🥺
Idea for a story: I really wanna write something where he and Gakushuu can be friends. Also a story where Nagisa calls him out on being a simp.
Unpopular opinion: This has changed recently, I’ve noticed. But for a while, Sugino was either ignored or always delegated to being the “straight man.” And I just-he’s so fun and chaotic lmao.
Favorite relationship: Ok technically neither of these are really shown in canon, but I’m a sucker for his dynamic with Karma, and Kayano. Also shoutout to the dumbass athletes UwU.
Favorite headcanon: Gosh I have so many...ok one of them, I just really like the general idea of him pulling out his baseball bat out of nowhere whenever he feels scared. Like it’s a running gag and everyone is like “Where did you get that??!!” And another, I love love love Sugino with kids, as a sibling or babysitter.
Kimura
First impression: I barely knew who he was. No lie. I could hardly pick him out from the cast 😭
Impression now: I loveeee him, this short chaotic gremlin who uses his name to make edgy jokes. Kimura is so much fun, and I love to make fun of him hahaha. He’s one of my fav characters.
Favorite moment: Probably when his dumb ass decided to parkour after school. Like it was annoying and I felt bad for the kids who didn’t do anything wrong, but this helped prove the headcanon of him being a chuuni lmfao.
Idea for a story: I would love to go in-depth with his relationship with his dad and home-life, why he chose to become a cop anyways, etc. A funny crack story would just be a compilation of times where he unintentionally steals Maehara’s dates from him.
Unpopular opinion: Eh I don’t blame the fandom for him being underrated. There’s barely canon substance, in fact my take on him could be considered a headcanon itself.
Favorite relationship: Okano!! Honorable mention to Group 1 and the Terasaka squad though
Favorite headcanon: He’s a very dedicated athlete, takes running seriously, trains hard...but he can also be the laziest student lmao. One time he made Isogai fill out a paper for him because he found it “boring.”
Ask game!
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