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SHE LOVES ME (Madison Opera) February 18 & 20, 2022.
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Ayakashi - Koga Kitamikado - Wasted Love
Pairing: futaba (adult) x koga kitamikado
Warnings: assault, alcohol, bad language
Word count: 1.415
A/N: this fic is an alternative story based on his card 100 yearnings of love (that he gets wasted in the entertainment quarter with oji). Futaba here is an adult and she works with her father. She is almost Koga's age. Btw, I wrote this fic almost a year ago but I was too lazy to edit it. Now it seems a great moment to post it, as today is Koga’s bday!!!! Happy birthday, my oni ogre. I’ll always always love you, even if I can’t play ayakashi anymore. Voltage can’t take you away from me!!!!
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Koga went to town to have so fun with his friends. Thankfully, he can take the rest of the night off to chill, which is unusual considering there is always something urgent for him to do.
The entrepreneur always receives invitations to fancy parties and the likes, but today, he just wants to vibe with his closest friends.
These men are bachelors, who, by chance, also love sake. Their motto is to always drink to their heart's contents.
Today, a very traditional restaurant is holding a sake tasting in their establishment to promote local sake businesses. The perfect event for guys like Koga and his friends. And as expected, sake lovers would never say no to this unique opportunity.
All Koga wants after a busy week is to taste that nectar on his oni lips until he quenches his thirst.
After hours of tasting all the types of sake available, they were far from being tired of drinking. One of the female attendants approached the rowdy group to ask if they would still like another round of sake.
“Would you like more sake handsome boys?”, said you one of the female attendants.
“Oh yeah, We're just getting started! Hahaha.”
“Huh! As if I would lose to you, Koga. Bring it on, lady!”
“HAHAHA. That's the spirit, Akira!”
While the attendant was laughing at the boys’ enthusiasm, a second friend of Koga, Hokuto, started flirting with her.
“And what about you pretty lady? You must be tired of just serving us. Why don't you join us instead?”
“Yeahhh! Don't worry about your boss, we can deal with him later. I'm sure he will understand”, shouted an excited Akira.
“I would love to! Thank you. I'll just get your drinks first.”
“Now we are talking about! Koga, you saw that? Ahhh, today is our lucky day!!! Sake and women are an unbeatable combo!”
“So you make sure she sits next to you, Akira. I have nothing to do with that. I just want the sake, you know.”
“Ohh, here you go again. Don’t worry, Koga. Futaba is not gonna get mad at you, we were the ones who invited her.”
Then, by accident, Koga knocked over some glasses that were on the table, making a huge noise in the establishment.
Luckily, most people didn't notice because it was late at night and the remaining customers were also wasted or too busy talking and laughing loud.
“Oops, hahaha. Where those glasses came from?”
“Is that him panicking just to the possibility of his sweetheart seeing him here with other women?
“Oi, don't talk as if I was not here... Futaba is a busy woman, but she is very understanding. No way she would… Ahhh, I don’t need to give you any explanation!”
“I'll pay for the broken glasses. Look, I have money!”
“Hahaha I thought you were going to use that money to buy more sake though!”
“Oh shit, true! But no worries! There is more where this came from! HAHAHA”
The attendant comes back with more sake for the rowdy men. After serving them, she sits at the table and starts drinking too.
But it doesn’t take long before one of the coworkers approaches to let her know she needs to get back to work because another group of costumers just arrived and someone needs to serve them.
As all the other attendants were extra busy, she excuses herself to wait on the other clients.
“Wow, kinda late to enter now, isn't it? What time is it anyway?”
“Hehehe, I don't know. But they are no idiots, Hokuto. Look those ladies with them.”
“Shit! Isn’t that…!”
Koga turns his head around to see what his friends were talking about. That's when he sees Futaba with some ladies and gentlemen sitting at a table on the other side of the establishment.
“WTF!?”. Without thinking twice, Koga gets up clumsily and rushes toward the table where Futaba just sat. His friends try to stop him, but they are too wasted to hold an infuriated and confused Koga, who was not ashamed of throwing a fit in public.
“Are you guys going to try some of these special sakes?”, said a cheerful Futaba.
“Futaba!”
“Huh? What was that?”. Futaba turns around to see Koga screaming her name from the other side of the restaurant. She gets shocked when she sees her beloved Koga walking towards her as if he was going to kill someone.
“What is happening, Futaba?”
“Err... I'm not sure myself. If you excus...”
“What are you doing?”, whispers one of Futaba’s female friends. “Do not leave the table with our patrons here! They will get offended.”
“Listen, I don’t know what Koga is doing here, but knowing him, it would be best if I try to calm him down first. He doesn't know these men. He may be worried about my safety…”
“No, Futaba. Stay here. You’ll make things worse. Now sit here next to me.”
In a split second, Koga approaches Futaba’s table. The oni ogre is foaming at the mouth. His red eyes shone like flames as if he was in a war zone ready to take the enemy down.
“ YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW WHAT IS THIS!”
“Koga, can you please stop screaming? Your behavior next to my patrons is not acceptable! Let’s talk…”
“And who the fuck is that man? Get the fuck out of here, drunkard. If you touch any of the ladies here I will ask my bodyguards to kick you out right now!”, shouted one of the men at Futaba’s table.
“AM I TALKING TO YOU?! If you dare to interrupt my conversation with Futaba one more time. You'll regret ever coming here.”
“That's outrageous! This fucker needs to go immediately!”
Koga and the other men at Futaba's table kept yelling at each other when another friend of hers tried to cool down their spirits.
“Do you know who this guy is? Please, we are talking to Koga Kitamikado! It must be just some misunderstanding, okay? He is Futaba's lover. I'm sure he has his reasons to come here. Let’s all solve this like adults.”
“Yes, Sakura is right. I can handle this. It won't take long, I promise. I will just explain to Koga...”
“I don't give a fuck if he is a Kitamikado or not. No man is gonna ruin our...”
Before the man can finish his sentence, Koga punches the guy so hard that he goes down like a sack of potatoes, letting everyone in the establishment astonished by what they had just witnessed.
“KOGAAAA! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! YOU PUNCHED ONE OF MY PATRONS!”
Koga's friends, who were watching the whole scene, decide to intervene once again by talking to the other men at Futaba's table and to Koga as well.
"Who on earth were the other men thinking? Inviting Fubata in the middle of the night to the entertainment quarter and expecting to get away with it with Koga watching the whole thing? Don’t these men hear the rumors about Koga and Futaba?", said a resigned Hokuto.
Somehow, even though they are all drunk, they manage to control the commotion. One of Koga’s friends escorted Futaba’s female friends, and the man who Koga knocked out was taken to the hospital. According to the rumors, he was conscious. Futaba and Koga took a carriage back to his place before he could assault other people.
Once the duo gets to Koga’s manor, Futaba promptly helps to carry him inside.
“Here, Koga. Let me help you. Come on. We're home. I mean... in your house.”
“I’m fine. I’m fine!”
“I think I'll beg to differ, but okay, if you're fine then you can go to your room by yourself while I head to my house.”
“Futaba, wait... Are you hurt? If those fuckers did something to you...”
“Please, stop it. You're exaggerating. It was just a business meeting. Look, we're getting close to your room. Don’t be too loud, okay? You may wake up, Kuya. And we don’t want that.”
After putting Koga on his bed, Futaba looks for some other blankets for Koga when she sees those red eyes staring at her.
“What is it, Koga?”
“Futaba… I’ll solve it, okay?”
“Huh?”
“I’ll not let anyone ruin your reputation because of me. I’ll talk to them tomorrow. Just stay the night here.”
Now knowing how to say no to those pleading red eyes looking at her, Futaba gets some extra blankets for herself as well.  
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organic-guacamole · 3 years
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Episode 207 spoilers below
I say this a lot but this episode was insane and is now my favourite.
WE GOT EJ
gotta love how dedicated he is to his extracurricular activities. water polo, class treasurer, AV club president-
I'm not a portwell shipper, but they have an amazing friendship dynamic, like can I get a bestie like EJ please?
Ricky lowkey looks like he's been crying all night-
can someone check up on this boy? please? Mike where are you buddy, your son needs help.
"It doesn't mean anything"
"It means so much to me"
omg soulmate things😍😍😍
uhhh since when are Ricky and EJ so close??? they're literally talking and laughing together what? when?
I'm not complaining, it's just surprising.
please sebby, I would love deh so much I can't even explain it.
also didn't they say that Ms Jenn has never seen deh?
*gasp* what if she's just pretending that they don't have the rights to it so they don't have to talk about her not seeing such a CLASSIC
hmmmmm ~thats suspicious, that's weird~
(what is happening to me rn-)
look at Kourtney goooo
designing costumes, being in the musical and being an assistant manager? I wish I could multitask like that
an elephant.
the way I already know something's gonna happen with Howie.... like their relationship can't move that fast, if the writers don't have plans to mess with them a bit.
OK GO WITH ME FOR A SEC: PICTURE SEB AND CARLOS, WITH SWITCHED PERSONALITIES.
anyways
why is Carlos so funny? who gave him the right to make me laugh so hard over a one liner that doesn't even make sense.
oo he has abs *Debby Ryan face*
PLEASE NOT THE BUTT PADS
hi yes, are you still trying to tell me EJ isn't bi after this episode?
WHY IS CASWEN SO CLOSE TODAY? THAT LOOK, I SAW THAT LOOK WHAT IS HAPPENING 😭
GINI INTERACTIONS TOO? WHAT IS GOING ON SOMEONE PLEASE SEND HELP???
@sunshine-julie-molina might need help too after that *waits patiently for them to scream at me in dms*
what the heck.
North high is a literal castle???
Get a room redlyn, y'all have been there for like 5 seconds omg
ah yes. sebby the silent voice of reason
um who's this dude? I don't like how he's looking at Gina-
keep walking sir
calm your man tits, you're not that hot 🙄
EXCUSE ME
CAN I GET YOUR SNAP?
BOY YOU CAN CATCH THESE HANDS
EJ BABY
"hey babe"
alright I'm gonna say it
i don't like how in this society men will only leave a girl alone when they have their partner right next to them. so screw you random north high jock. respect women and then we can talk.
right so... moving along
why is the back of EJ's shirt just yellow. idk why but I wasn't expecting that.
when your favourite trope is fake dating and this happens: 🤡
ANTOINE MY BOYYYY!!!!
oh look Ms Jenn's here too
aww Seb's "friendship" thing caught on a bit
what the heck?? I knew we hated Zach BUT HOW DARE HE
my new favourite thing: Antoine using English words without knowing what they mean.
"Fugly"
You go sebby, bop to the top🥰
please they had the right idea, dance-offs are stupid.
...
oh ok guess we're doing this now.
kill the beast? more like, kill the Lily *wheEze*
(please send help, I'm so sleep deprived rn)
in 10 years....
"mommy, how was I made?"
"it all started when we danced in your dad's office..."
but actually
WHY DO I FEEL SO WEIRD WATCHING THIS-
and here I thought Mike and Ms Jenn's flirting was bad.
Lily + Ricky = Licky
this is the only reason why they'd be terrible together /j
right so lily doesn't care about the rose song, but she memorized the lyrics? something tells me she stays up at night watching it and writing out one liners to bring people down.
yes "Diane", his accent is amazing but back off, he's mine😃🔪
TOM HOLLAND ON STILTS-
BETWEEN THIS, THE SHAWN MENDES LINE, AND THE HARRY STYLES THING-
they can't leave poor ricky alone omg😭😭
jealous big red is something I never knew I needed to see.
don't worry EJ, I like the mob song. just not whatever remix thing this was /hj
wow I wonder who the north high beast is😐
hehe Antoine looks so short next to Carlos and idk why
SEB IS SO CUTE WHEN HES TRYING TO BE TOUGH AHHH
Ashlyn's high note>>>>>>>>
how is it that every time I think that Ashlyn has shown her full talent, she continues to amaze me every single time.
Also, Ashlyn sang wondering, which was an alteration to the script? why wasn't that mentioned?
EJS FACE AT THAT LINE OMG
we only keep you around for sports analogies omg EJ, keep up
ZACH TOOK THE MASK?!?!?!?!??!😱😱😱😱😱😱
I'm so shocked /s
Alexa, set my alarm sound as EJ caswell saying "good morning east high"
seblos when the elephant sound came from the beast 🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️
Did Kourtney never ask what school the guy she's dating goes to? like how would she not know?
Nini's reputation era
wait I mean Nina
y'all realize that she's actually done with Ricky rn? like totally cutting him out.
literally changing the name she's had for so long because it's the name Ricky gave to her-
anyways I can't really blame her, but can she at least try to understand Ricky a bit?
they both have totally different plans for the future so they need to ✨communicate✨
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You’re 41 and you support a pedophilic relationship that is routinely denounced by the cast/crew of the Broadway show? You’re 41 and you DON’T SEE THE PROBLEM??????????
Ahhh... This will be good. It's very tiresome to talk whit people like you. But I'm gonna be polite and civilized. And explain from the social-cultural and psychological side. So no, I don't like pedophilic ships, it's there on my banner! As an artist before start you exam international laws, social and cultural aspects, laws of EU and USA, and what YOU CAN DOO AND WHATS ALLOWED TO POST ONLINE OR MAKE A PARODY! On every of my site I put note that I draw characters wich are ADULT AND AWARE OF THEY ACTIONS! So whit this said, lets exsame Beetlebabes fandom that exist for 32 years, we grew up whit these characters, BJ and Lydia, they ware dynamic, strong characters white we can compare ourselves! I never by my starch of my imagination suspect that they were like Edie Perfect said TERRIBLE SUITE COUPLE! We was said so! YOU DON'T LIKE AGE YOU LIKE CHARACTER AND DYNAMIC! We grown up whit the notion that GROWN up Lydia make a great duo whit BJ. Beetlebabes are your neighbor, abuse survivors, bus driver, old and young over all genders, therapists, psychologists, social professionals, FBI agents,folks from media, people who originally work on the BJ cartoon series and yes some on the musical. It's pretty much mainstream, just look at Halloween couple costumes, ask google who is BJ girlfriend, source materials and original scripts(yes and for musical) There is BEETLEJUICE GOES HAWAIIAN script which main plot is love triangle between Lydia, BJ and handsome boy. THEY GOING ON DATES FOR THREE DAYS! Yes we ware told to pair them! Unfortunately, Tim Burton left this movie to make Batman. If that movie was shoot, we would not have this conversation. You have a lot materials about this online, there are a lots therapeutic and psychic explaining this ship and social-cultural background. Main audience of beetle babes are females. They find themselves in this gothic interpretation because Lydia and BJ are archetypes. And thinking that a women (Lydia) can't be self aware of her notions, emotions and what she wants is misogyny!!! So hope this explains this little... NO I DONT LIKE LYDIA BECAUSE OF THE ESTIMATED AGE IN THE MUSICAL I LIKE GROWN UP LYDIA BECAUSE WHAT SHE IS AS CHARACTER AND PERSON YOU CAN RELATE!! As someone that sean war as a child, genocides, nationalism and hatred, hate against minorities, gay and others. Mafia and primitivism, ruined country, I don't have to take shit from this PRIVILEGED folks who finds someone to harass! I just want peace and make art, beetle babes community is nice and warm, beetlebabes are something pure and good in this world for me! Have a nice day and be safe and please, if you don't like content just block it! It's said here on my baner NO ANTIS AND MINORS, AND PEDOS!!! 
Here is one of many materials: https://youtu.be/sHspt4QDrAE
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littlegrrl7 · 3 years
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A Dance for Three
Ikemen Vampire Big Bang 2021
Pairing: Comte/Leonardo/MC
Smut with plot 18+ NSFW
Masterlist for 7 chapters 17k words
read on Ao3
Chapter 6- Desire
Leonardo took her hand to help her from the carriage. Niamh retouched her hair and make-up, and her eyes shone brightly in the lanterns strung by the entrance to the grand manor. He tied the soft black velvet mask to his face. Leo was never one for these costumed parties and was only willing to do the bare minimum to fit in. She smiled as he once again tucked her hand into his arm.
“My Lady.” Leonardo gestured her forward. He wanted to crush her to him, to secret her off into the gardens, and whisper the naughtiest of things to her until she would wrap her body around his in passionate need. But here he was, acting like a proper escort until her partner arrived.
Her lover.
His lover?
Niamh's gasp of wonder interrupted his thoughts. Couples were already on the floor dancing, the elegant room flowed with champagne fountains and ice sculptures. Beyond the dancers, wide glass doors opened to a torch-lit garden. Niamh tugged him forward.
“Leo, dance with me!”
He froze, and she paused, her smile dropping.
“Why don’t we get something for you to eat first, and perhaps when Comte arrives, he will dance with you.” He maneuvered her over to a table laden with food.
“Please?” She tugged his sleeve, looking up at him with pleading pale blue eyes. He sighed softly.
“I can’t.”
“Why not?”
“Cara mia…I never learned how.”
She flipped her fan open, hiding a small smile. “You jest, the master of everything doesn’t know how to dance?”
Leonardo frowned, then with a sly smirk, he leaned in close. The warmth of his lips caressed her ear, “There is a dance I can do, but I think you’d prefer more privacy for that.”
Oh, her blush was glorious. He kissed Niamh’s fingertips, nipping her lace gloves, then snatching a drink from a passing servant, he led her outside to the balcony.
Leonardo leaned on the railing overlooking the formal gardens. The front part was lit with a string quartet playing soft music. As the gardens stretched father out a lantern flickered here and there, enough to light the path. He handed Niamh a flute of champagne; she leaned back against the rail gazing into the room longingly.
“Who taught you to dance?” Leonardo took a small plate of tiny cakes from a passing servant and held one out to her lips. She bit into it with a grin, then he brought the other half to his mouth.
“Comte, actually, I didn’t know how to dance when I first got here. Well, not ballroom dancing.”
Leonardo wiped a bit of frosting off the side of her mouth with his thumb. Then watching her, he brought his thumb to his lips. Niamh’s eyes got darker, watching Leo’s tongue flick out over his calloused skin.
“And what kind of dancing did you do? In your time.” He leaned in close, his voice a low hum near her ear. Niamh’s eyes looked around the large wrapping porch, then she stood, setting her glass and plate on a small table.
“Come with me.” She was off in a rustle of claret satin and black lace. Grinning, Leonardo followed her to a quiet area, off to the side. They could still hear the music and soft chatter of the crowd. She took his hands.
“Cara mia, what are you doing?”
“We are going to dance.”
“But I-
“Hush, even you can do this, it’s like swaying in place while hugging.”
  Well, that didn’t sound so bad.
She placed his hands on her hips, then stepped close into his arms. Her hands went to his shoulders, and then she smiled up at him.
With those stunning blue eyes...
Niamh was smiling just for him. His cara mia.
“See, and now you step back and forth, like this.” She swayed with him, then laid a hand over his heart and rested her head against his chest.
Something swelled tight in Leonardo; for a moment, tears pricked his eyes, and he blinked them back. Her fingertips stroked the back of his neck, toying with his hair.
“Is this so bad?” Her voice was muffled into his chest.
Leonardo held Niamh just a little bit closer, “I think I like your ‘dancing,’ it is more like an embrace.”
He could feel each of her breaths as her breasts gently caressed his chest. Her hand stroking his neck was almost making him tremble. The warmth of her lilac scent infused his senses; there was no one else in this world at the moment but them. Her breath puffed against the cloth of his shirt, caressing his chest.
He wasn’t sure exactly where this night was going. Would he be dismissed once Comte arrived? Would he be the third wheel? He didn’t know what Comte had planned, only that he had requested he attend with them tonight. Leonardo tried to calm his mind and just enjoy the moment. Allowing himself to be close to Niamh the way he had wanted to be. The way Comte had inadvertently shown him was possible. To be in the moment.
“Can I ask you something? You don’t have to answer if it’s too personal,” Niamh’s soft voice whispered up from his chest.
“Go on.” Leo’s hand slipped around her waist, his thumb stroking her lower back.
“How long have you known Comte?”
Leonardo had to think about it a bit. The years all tended to blend together. “I don’t know, more than a hundred years, I guess. It all gets a bit indistinct after a while, cara mia.”
“And you were…are lovers?” she stumbled a bit over the words. He stopped and placed his hand under her chin, lifting her eyes to meet his.
“Niamh, he cares for you far too much to have continued things with me after you and he became serious. He came to me and ended it before the first time he took you as a lover. You offered him something I couldn’t.”
“Being female?”
He chuckled softly, “No, your heart. Your love. He wanted that, and I always walled him out.”
“Like you did me.” She looked away again and took a step back out of his arms. Leonardo stepped forward, embracing her closely.
“I was wrong on both counts.” Leonardo brushed a kiss over her forehead. “Would you like to view the gardens?” He held out a hand for her to take.
“That sounds lovely.”
Comte stepped into the ballroom, instantly attracting the usual amount of attention. Men swarmed. Women, seeing his arm empty tonight, simpered. He gave them all a polite smile, but his amber eyes scanned the crowd for just one couple. He knew Leonardo couldn’t dance. He expected they would spend the time eating and talking. Becoming comfortable with one another again. His eyes lit on the open patio doors across the hall. Ahhh, the gardens, not a bad idea at all. With a polite smile, he slipped away from his adoring throngs, tugging the light silk mask he wore snugger over his cheek, so it didn’t block his vision. A woman played a large harp off to the side. He scanned the porch looking for Niamh’s deep red gown.
Then he spotted her, Comte released a breath he hadn’t realized he was holding.
Leonardo held her hand tenderly entwined with his as they walked along the garden paths back toward the main ballroom. They both looked at ease, smiling and relaxed. No more bitterness or hurt coated Leonardo’s features. Niamh laughed at something he said, and Comte saw how tender the look was in the large man’s eyes.
If he didn’t love her now, he soon would.
He started walking toward them, Leonardo’s head lifted first, spotting him. Comte gave him a slow sensual smile and nodded his head. Leo nodded back, then turned to Niamh. Blue eyes sparkled with excitement as she turned toward Comte.
She lifted her voluminous skirts enough to run toward him, throwing herself into his arms. He lifted her up with a twirl, kissing her, then set her gently to her feet. A few people stared at the impropriety, more smiled at her evident enthusiasm.
“Ma chérie! You act as if it’s been years instead of mere hours,” he teased, his hands caressing her waist. He kissed her again, savoring the softness of her lips.
“You know I always miss you,” she admonished, looping her arm through his, they strolled back to Leonardo. Comte didn’t miss the surprised, pleased smile that tugged at Leo’s lips when Niamh slid her other arm through his.
“Where to now?”
“I believe Niamh desired to dance, Comte, and we both know how woefully deficient I am in that.”
“Ma chérie?” Comte brushes his fingers lightly along her cheek.
“Yes, please! Oh, but Leo, do you mind?” She leaned her body into his, and another pleased smile lit his face.
“Not at all, I’ll be waiting out here on the balcony, watching.”
The three of them walked up to the stone terrace. Leonardo released her arm and leaned casually against the banister, lighting a smoke. Comte nodded to him again as he led his lover inside to join the other dancers.
Taking Niamh’s hand, he gracefully swung her into a waltz, moving around the dance floor like they were floating. His thumb lightly stroked the palm of her hand.
She positively glowed. Comte wanted to scoop her up and secret her into the gardens now with Leonardo. Another turn around the dancefloor and she was beaming up at him, his fingers tickled up her ribs, and she giggled, leaning against him as the music came to a conclusion.
“Another?” he asked, handing her a glass of water from the buffet table. She nibbled at a strawberry, her eyes going out to Leonardo on the patio.
“Just one.”
“Did you enjoy your evening with him, ma chérie?” Comte moved her out onto the dancefloor again; another couples dance. He disliked the sets that would have her passed from one partner to another. He didn't like other men touching her, even in the context of a dance. Comte’s eyes momentarily went to Leo, the man still watched them from outside, a hunger building.
“I did,” she leaned in on a turn, whispering into his ear, “but I admit I am hoping for more now that you’ve arrived.”
Comte chuckled softly, spinning her out and then back into his arms. He held her close, enjoying the lushness of her curves, the way her heartbeat had quickened.
“Do you desire us both at once, mon cœur?” He nuzzled her cheek, placing a tender kiss at the soft spot below her ear; her earring tickled coolly against his skin.
“Yes,” Niamh whispered, almost imperceptibly, but he heard. She pulled back to look into his eyes searchingly. Her blue eyes darkened in lust, “But that is also what you desire.”
“Mmm,” he purred into her ear, daring to drop a kiss on the pale temptation of her shoulder, “Are you ready to rejoin him then? Or would you continue to let his hunger grow, watching us dance?”
“That seems unusually cruel since it’s been at least a year since he’s had your touch.” Her grin was impish as she sunk into a low curtsy when the music ended. Comte pulled her snug to his side as they walked toward Leonardo.
“Do you like being watched, ma chérie?” He nuzzled her hair, his lips grazed the curve of her ear, sending heat through her with his words.
“I guess we will find out,” Niamh’s reply was coquettish as they reached Leo, and she extended her hand.
The tall man bowed forward like the most gallant of gentlemen and brushed a kiss over the back of her hand.
“It was a delight watching you dance.” His eyes went to Comte, burnished gold burning with desire.
“Perhaps we should take a walk in the gardens.” Comte murmured, his gaze on Leo just as heated. His hand clenched at his side, he wanted to reach out, to stroke Leonardo’s cheek to run his fingers through the silkiness of his hair. Comte breathed in, catching that scent of cinnamon clove sweet tobacco and the virile, male essence that was all Leo. There were still too many people here, too many eyes. He stepped forward, leading them deeper into the garden.
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everybodylovesrand · 4 years
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Raje Judkins answered some questions about the show. Filming spoilers for the show below:
Q: What part of the books should you be caught up on for the first season?
A: Depends on if you like to read something before you watch it or not.
Q: What are you finding most challenging about going from book to screen? A: The hardest thing is the physicality of production. In the first book alone they go to more than 20 villages and cities. To try to do that is physically impossible for the show, so most of the work we don in the room is geographical, figuring how to condense the story and move it through places we can physically create.
Q: Do you have a favorite chapter from the whole saga? Mine is Veins of Gold. A: So many. But Honey in the Tea is the one off the top of my head.
Q: We can’t wait to see Elayne, Aviendha and Min
A: Me either. Three of my favorites.
Q: Has any post-production work begun or does that not start until filming is completed?
A: Nope! We do it simultaneously. Before the corona hit, I was prepping 2 episodes, shooting 2 episodes, in post on 4 episodes and writing Season 2 simultaneously :-0
Q: Will there be a soundtrack? Who’s the composer? A: Of course! David Buckley. Plus a few incredible musical guests we’ve already had.
Q: Are Min/Elayne in season 1? A: The Wheel weaves as the wheel wills
Q: Are you going to merge Min and Elayne? A: Hell no
Q: First moment you were speechless on set? A: First time walking into Emond’s Field with my mom
Q: Is mat fluent in the old tongue yet? A: We’ve had a couple cast members speak in it already and they NAILED IT
Q: Which character has your favorite costume so far? A: Ooo this is tough. Probably Geofram Bornhald.
Q: How is the cast and crew weathering the pandemic? A: Our team in Prague did an amazing job of getting everyone out and keeping them safe. And now everyone’s home and we all live on Instagram.
Q: Who is your favorite Forsaken? A: Ahhh. I love the ladies. Graendal, Lanfear, Moghedien. And Ishamael holds a special place in my heart the more time I spend with him
Q: What’s been your favourite shooting location so far? A: Slovenia! Spectacular stuff there
Q: Yes or no. Have you had to make any cuts be it a scene or character, that has been painful for you? A: Yes.
Q: How are you planning to handle the visualization of the weaves? Any little tidbits? A: We are trying to stay as true to the books as possible. I’ve been giving a bunch of VFX folks long diatribes about channeling, weaves, threads, earth vs. air, etc and they early stuff has started coming in. It looks FUCKING AWESOME. I screamed when Rosamund started channeling
Q: Similar to Them performing in an old Inn, what other iconic moment filmed stands out to u? A: Rand and Tam walking through the Westwood
Q: Blink twice if Min is in season 1. A: 😉😉
Q: Will Jeff Probst be one of the Aiel? Can you make some calls? A: If he dyes his hair red 😉
Q: Which WOT book title best describes your self isolation experience? A: A Memory of Light…
Q: Can we expect a trailer for the show anytime soon? A: Probably not for a long while sadly.
Q: Can you guys do a big WoT Wed announcement during the hiatus to keep all us fans hyped instead of al A: Yea! It would cheer us all up and we have some fun news
Q: Is Lan going to be as much or an absolute stud in the show as he is in the books? A: You’ve seen @danielhenney right?
Q: If you were an Aes Sedai, what Ajah would you choose? A: Such a good question. They all have merits but GREEN for the win. If only to hang with @priyankabose20
Q: Will we have to wait till season 2 to see any Aiel? (Other than Rand)
A: Nope. And the one you see will shock you. Hah. Amazon shouldn’t let me be on here when I’ve been cooped up for a week.
Q: RJ writes a lot of internal headspace stuff. What’s 1 hint on how the show will handle that? A: That’s the biggest difficulty of any novel adaptation. Figuring out how to make the internal monologue come out clearly to the audience. A lot of the changes we make and stories we tell differently are designed to serve exactly that purpose – showing you what those characters internal monologues from the book are without them just saying it out loud in exposition
Q: Are you using taller actors to portray the Aiel, or camera trickery? A: Trying to get tall folks. But I’m less concerned with height and more concerned with acting ability.
Q: Since JordanCon was cancelled, can we maybe get an extra treat next month? A: Sure! What do you want?
Q: Do you have a favorite Wise One? A: Avi
Q: How many trollocs do I have to take out to become a writing assistant? A: Violence is never the answer
Q: What would you say the CGI to practical ratio is going to be? A: Tring to do as much in camera as we possibly can!
Q: How are you handling sword forms and their names? A: We have a for real sword master on the show who walks into every room and tests out everything as a weapon. He could most definitely kill me with any item in my office.
Q: How are the horses on set? Is Mandarb spectacular? A: They are so great. Honestly I love our horses. Mandarb and Aldieb are downright sexy
Q: When will we get more casting announcements to hold us over? A: I’ll try to get them to put out something soon. A lot of folks in all departments are affected by the state of the world right now though, so I can’t promise a timeline
Q: will we see the prologue from the Eye of the World on screen in season 1 A: You will hear that phrase
Q: What has been your favorite set so far? A: Fal Dara!
Q: Please tell me you’ve cut Narg!! A: Never!!
Q To what extent has Harriet McDougal been involved with the project? A: She’s a consulting producer so she’s been out to Prague to the sets and reads all the scripts and sends me her notes on them. She and Maria are hugely helpful for maintaining the truth of the series and always keep me honest when it comes to things that change too much
Q: Is any aspect of the show still in development, or has it all stalled because of the virus? A: A lot can be done virtually! I’m still doing VFX, editing and the Season Two Virtual Writers Room! And I can do it all in pajamas
Q: Will min, elayne, and avienda have to be combined into a single character?
A: Girl you crazy. I’m not going to combine huge characters like that. Maybe sometimes a minor character folded into a more major one to make better use of our cast but nothing nutso
Q: RJ created 1000’s of character. Given that did you feel the need to create new characters? A: Anyone “new” is inspired by characters in the books or a number of characters combined. If we paid to cast all speaking roles in the book we could only afford to have a radio play
Q: So far, what is your favorite prop in the show? A: Great Serpent Ring. We all want one.
Q: Will Loial portray the Ogier species, or will he be humanised for screen? A: He’s an Ogier!
Q: How involved, if involved at all, is Sanderson in the writers room? A: Brandon is hugely helpful. I talked to him before we started Season Two while he was in Prague to get advice and he reads all the scripts and gives notes. He’s incredibly thoughtful and understands the process of adaptation and what’s required from it. I feel so lucky to have him involved. I would have him do more if I could make him!
Q: What words of hope would you offer a fan afraid that the show will cut out a lot of content? A: I genuinely think we are cutting less than most people think. When I see people ask questions like “are you cutting Min?” It blows my mind. I don’t know how you do an adaptation without some of these characters. I think it’ll be more of the smaller stories you’ll miss. We can’t have Rand and May (sic) travel to many many inns on their travels across the countryside for instance. It’s just not producible. So that will be more of what you miss I think, and the books always exist to read for that 🙂
Q: I think Bella is such an important character, will the same horse play bella through the series A: We’ve already had to have two Belas. It turns out a horse for riding on film is not the same as a horse for pulling a cart and SHE MUST DO BOTH
Q: Can you please make sure you do a great job? Book are so great A: This is are a really good idea
Q: Now you’ve met them, settle the score: who’s better with women? Rand, Mat or Perrin? A: I think they’d all say it’s the other
Q: Will the show be understandable for those who didn’t read the books? A: That’s the idea. If there are little things they don’t get though, luckily google exists
Q: Who is your favorite Aes Sedai in the books? And you can’t say Moiraine/Siuan or the Wonder Girls A: So many rules. I honestly love all of them though (except Galina that bitch) Alanna Liandrin and Verin are probably my Top 3. And Siuan! There’s too many I love. Sheriam! Pevara!
https://www.wotseries.com/2020/03/22/show-runner-rafe-judkins-does-an-ama-on-instagram/
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807. I was being sarcastic.
Again, shoutout to the wonderful @aurea-b for prompting this! Enjoy.
Fandom: Detroit become human | Ship: Hannor/Hankcon
Today was not a good day for Hank it seemed. He had complained about a lingering headache the whole morning and hadn’t talked more than he needed. Connor had decided to leave him alone for a while and not bother him. It worked well enough until the break and the human looked just a bit better after a bagel and a glass of cold water. Until a message appeared in Connor’s HUD that wouldn’t at all help Hank get well. ‘Lieutenant, there has been a reported murder. We are to investigate the scene.’ ‘Perfect’, Hank sighed. ‘Just what I needed today.’ Connor froze and eyed the human standing up. ‘No one needs a murder, Hank. Are you alright?’ ‘Argh, Connor, I was being sarcastic, okay? And since when do you Lieutenant me? I’d say we were well past that.’ ‘Sorry, Hank. Old habits at work.’ The man shrugged it off and walked past him. ‘Come on. Let’s get this over with.’
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They had driven to the crime-scene in complete silence. Even the radio had been turned off where Hank normally blasted his favourite metal tunes. They arrived without much fuss, keeping it strictly professional as Hank had no interest in socialising today after his third Aspirin. They were led to the room the body had been found in by a beat-cop. A woman leaned against a wall wearing a Cyberlife-issued jacket. On first gaze one could easily see that this was staged: The wall had been decorated with letters. Popular anti-android-phrases from before the revolution. Connor immediately got to work, inspecting the dead human.
‘She is dead, no pulse’, he commented. Hank scoffed: ‘Oh what a fucking surprise that is…’ Connor looked up to him. ‘You shouldn’t be surprised, as we are working in the homicide-department.’ ‘Sarcasm, Con’, again was the laboured explanation. ‘Hank, I am legally obligated to check whether the victim is dead.’ ‘Yeah, yeah, just do your thing’, he brushed him off, holding his head and walking around the room himself. Connor did just that and gathered information. ‘Her name is Dr. Abigail Fisher and she worked at Cyberlife as an engineer. She quit around the time Elijah Kamski left and quickly got a new job with the cities infrastructure companies on planning the automated bus network we have now. Cause of death seems to be suffocation as she still has water in her lungs. This whole scene is staged. The writing is only blue paint, not thirium, so no way to determine how much time passed between her death and the staging. She was reported missing by her employer around two weeks ago. That’s about as much as I can make of the body. The Cyberlife jacket could mean she had enemies from her time at… Hank?’
‘Hmm? Yeah, I am listening. Don’t worry.’ The man was leaning against a wall, eyes closed. ‘Fine. I think whoever murdered her was either someone from Cyberlife, maybe a former colleague or costumer. Or someone from the anti-android league. We should investigate that further as soon as forensics has combed through this place.’ ‘Yeah, right, we should… investigate that.’ ‘Are you sure you don’t want to go home?’, Connor asked. ‘No, I am dying to see you poke at dead women, Con!’ Hank looked at him tired and angry. ‘Fuck. Sorry. Maybe we… Maybe we should go back to the precinct after this. See what we can dig up. And then go home.’
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They didn’t get much done. Connor had sent E-mails to a lot of her former and current co-workers and bosses hoping for answers they could provide on her social circle. There were no living relatives left to contact, so this was their only chance. Now they had to wait to be invited or to walk in through the front door tomorrow when the different corporations opened. At least that gave them a reason to leave early, Hank driving them home again.
‘Ahhh, finally home in peace and silence with my favourite android’, He smiled once he had left the shower and let himself fall onto the sofa. Only as Connor didn’t answer, he looked over his shoulder to him. ‘Hey, Con, what’s wrong?’ ‘Did you mean that this time?’
Hank frowned at him. ‘Connor? What do you-‘ ‘Is this just your sarcasm again? I know you have a headache but-‘ ‘Of course, Con! Of course, I mean it.’ ‘I don’t know, I failed to recognise it before.’ ‘Oh no, Con, c’mere!’ He stood up from the couch and stepped next to the android. ‘Hey, I would never joke about this. About you. About us.’ He took Connor by the shoulders. ‘Do you really not understand sarcasm?’ ‘I don’t use my analysing programs all the time Hank’, he answered. ‘I don’t expect you to lie to me.’ ‘Connor I… I’ll try not to do it that often then. I assure you this was just me having a bad day, okay?’
‘Fine’, the RK800 answered and allowed the man to hug him. ‘I’ll let it pass then. But only because you aren’t fully able to think correctly.’ ‘Aw come on now! I did okay.’ ‘I’ve never seen you this apathic at a crime scene, Hank.’ ‘Fine, okay, I might be ill’, Hank admitted. ‘Didn’t want to be a burden for you again.’ Connor huffed at that. ‘Hey, you never are. I like taking care of you, okay? Nothing beats cleaning after an ill human that can’t function correctly because they had been in a breeze.’ ‘Excuse me?’ ‘Ahh, don’t mind me, Hank’, Connor smirked. ‘I was just being sarcastic.’
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(Just a basic superhero vs supervillain brawl here between Force of Nature and the ladies of the Winter Guard, with a little twist at the end! No deep character stuff, but tagging @sammysdewysensitiveeyes because Pyro and Avalanche are in it!) Russia had the largest amount of forests of any country on Earth, even more so than the famous Amazon rainforest, boasting 55% of the world's conifers and 11% of the Earth’s biomass. And yet, the logging industry, especially the illegal side, was so rampant and unrestrained that deforestation was threatening even this arboreal giant. It was for this reason that Force of Nature was sent to attack the headquarters of one the largest logging companies in the nation, and one with the most illegal activity under its belt. It was the first mission for their new recruits---two mutants, Pyro and Avalanche of the Brotherhood, representing the elements of fire and earth. Though their origins were in the very political Brotherhood, they had the right mercenary attitude for the squad. They also got on well with the two pre-existing members. Well, no, they got on well with Aqueduct, not so much Aireo. But Aqueduct assured them that no one really got on with Aireo, and that he was just glad to have a couple of “normal guys” like himself on the team at last. “It’s not that I didn’t LIKE Theary and Terraformer,” he hd said, “But you couldn’t really have a beer with ‘em attitude-wise, you know? And I literally CAN’T with Aireo, poor guy’d die of alchohol poisoning after one glass. He’s got a real weak system, Inhuman, y’know.” They knew. It was getting him to SHUT UP about it that was the issue, Pyro had found. The skinny beanpole---for once Pyro got to call someone else that!---really got under both their skins, his and Dom’s, with his superior species bullshit. Though St. John kinda had to admit there was an irony to it, given how he’d and Dom had used to run in the Brotherhood, which preached the same thing, just with regards to a different species. And it was kind of novel how Aireo looked down on them for BEING human, rather than NOT being human like most people. Pyro would give the wind-master one thing, he didn’t discriminate against mutants, just ALL humans in general. There was a fairness in it he could respect---if it wasn’t so damn IRRITATING! That aside though, it turned out they worked well together in the field---Skybreak stayed aloft where he could be hit accidentally by Avalanche’s seismic waves, and his winds helped fan Pyro’s flames from above. Speaking of Pyro’s flames, Aqueduct could put them out if they got out of hand---a much quicker way to do it than relying on Pyro to calm them, something he always had trouble with---and he could also make mud for Dom to send his shockwaves through, which made for some interesting effects you couldn’t get with just dirt and stone. It was really just plain FUN, in Pyro’s opinion, to watch some fucker DROWN in it. Right now though, a few logging employees were drowning in the wood chips that had been knocked over by Avalanche’s avalanches...the ones that Pyro wasn’t lighting up, anyway. “Talk about burning through your profits eh?” St. John yelled to his team over the din as workers and officials scattered. One brave soul tried to spray a fire extinguisher at him, Dom’s shockwave knocked him off his feet while a breeze from Skybreaker sent foam back in the poor sod’s face, just before a wave from Aqueduct washed him away clear to other side of the room. “Come on mate, your life’s not worth whatever crap they’re paying you”, Pyro called over to the guy, though he knew the Russians likely didn’t understand him. “Yeah, nobody try to be a hero here”, added Aqueduct.
“Oh, but I think I will,” said a woman’s voice from behind him the water-wielder. It came from within the swirling black portal that had opened at his back, and poor Aqueduct turned his head just in time to get the side of his face punched by a white-gloved fist emerging from the portal, followed by a black-haired woman attached to it, wearing a red costume with a white-pointed white star emblazoned on the chest. Another black-haired woman stepped out with her, this one in a barely-there purple getup with thigh-high boots, and a younger blonde between them in a black costume with a yellow diamond star and a bejeweled headband. Pyro didn’t recognize them but he knew what they were-- “Supes!” Dom yelled. “Correct,” said the blonde in Russian-accented English, “We are the Winter Guard, defenders of Mother Russia and all her people---and we give you ONE chance to stand down and surrender!” “One chance is all I need to boil up some Russian hotpot!” Pyro proclaimed, turning his flames their way...only to have them harmlessly swallowed up by the Darkforce portal that Darkstar, the blonde, summoned to intercept them. “Wha---that’s cheating!” St. John exclaimed. “Then let’s even the score, Johnny,” growled Dom, sending a quake out from his hands towards the women...only for it to turn out THAT--- “They all can fly?!” he exclaimed. That REALLY was not fair! “They may ride the air,” scoffed Skybreaker from above, “But---can they command it?!” With that, the Inhuman hurled contained hurricanes intended to grab the women, knock them around, even break their bones inside it---or worse, hopefully. Darkstar teleported away, but the others, Starlight and Fantasma, were caught by the tornadoes. Skybreaker started to laugh, but his triumph was short-lived---a Darkforce portal appeared behind him, and he was pulled in by Darkstar, then spat out into the tornado himself, right next to Fantasma. The sorceress seized the opportunity, and seized Skybreaker himself, grabbing him and manipulating his bio-field to render him unconscious. Thus, the tornado stopped, and he dropped to the ground before Starlight or Darkstar could grab him, which Fantasma did not even try. blonde, Darkstar, ported away “Aireo!” Aqueduct yelled, “Hey, he’s got delicate bones!” “Your concern for your comrade is admirable,” Starlight commended “But you should worry about yourself,” added Fantasma “Get the ‘porter,” Pyro commanded to Aqueduct and Avalanche, having learned from what he just saw, “She’s the real threat, herd her to me and I’ll toast her!” “You like playing with fire, hmm?” Starlight had overheard, “How about nuclear fire?” And with that, Pyro found himself surrounded by flames that emanated from her body. Normally that was something he would have no fear of, quite the reverse, but this fire felt...wrong. He shrank from it reflexively, as he would something alien and dangerous. “My radiation is not something I wish to inflict on anyone---especially not one with infractions so minor as yours---but threaten the life of my teammate, and you can consider your own to be forfeit!” “Ulp,” Pyro replied, “Got it.” With Skybreaker down and Pyro caged, that left Aqueduct and Avalanche, and Pyro didn’t have much hope for them. Great guys, but not great thinkers, those two. He didn’t expect this fight to last much longer, and he was right. The last thing he remembered was one of Darkstar’s portals surrounding him, and then everything was black and cold... ...and woke up into just more darkness and coldness. “John? John!” Dom was leaning over him, his square face contorted in concern. “Ahhh...” Pyro sat up, rubbing the back of his head, “Feels like I got the world’s worst hangover...” “We all did,” said Aqueduct, “Everybody except Aireo.” “I was passed out already before that witch passed us through our portal,” Aireo said venomously. Pyro didn’t need to ask where they were. He could tell already. A prison cell. A bad one too. No beds or benches attached to the walls, no toilet, no bars, just three walls and a solid steel door. It was very, very cramped in here too, with minimal light coming only from the tiny window in the door. And he didn’t like the crusty brown rim around the drain in the center of the floor. Pyro also knew that power-dampeners must be installed, or these three would have already busted loose with him in tow.  This...did not look good. Pyro had HEARD what the Russians did to mutants, even the ones who WEREN’T foreigner criminals... “Johnny, get down!” Dom yelled, and pulled Pyro away from something. Pyro turned and saw that behind him, one of the Darkforce portals was forming. “What do you want?!” he demanded of Darkstar and Starlight, who were visible within it, though not emerging due to the cell being so small. “For you to come with us,” said Starlight. “We love our country, make no mistake,” explained Darkstar, “But the present government’s treatment of the super-powered who do not serve it is inhumane.” “Even for villains,” Starlight added. “Where’s Stripperella?” Pyro asked, noting that what had been a trio was now a duo. “Fantasma...has a harder time understanding the nuances of these things,” Starlight said, “She follows the law, and believes it is good. And it is. And you broke it. You should be punished, as the law demands. But not like THIS.” “What’s...this?” Aqueduct asked. He was apparently not as well-read as Pyro about how Russia did things. “You do not know what is in store for you?” “Er...no?” Dom said. He was also not exactly on the up and up in this department. The women exchanged looks. “Better that way,” said Starlight, “Come on---enough talk.” “We’ve just shut down the power nullifiers,” said Darkstar, “Quickly, make a mess so it looks like you escaped on your own---we’ll help make sure you get through the facility, you just leave a ‘trail’ as you go.” They did exactly that, their elemental powers wreaking havoc through the facility, while Darkstar’s portals enabled them to evade being seen or caught. The portals were bad enough though; Pyro realized now why he’d felt so terrible after going through one, why he’d passed out. It was staggering to go through them, even for a second, and all four of Force of Nature quickly protested their use, preferring to take their chances being seen. “It is the Darkforce,” Darkstar explained apologetically, “To me, it is friendly, harmless---but when others travel through it, the effects are...unpleasant. It is helpful for quickly subduing foes, as I did you before, but it makes it less than ideal for transporting friends, especially those unused to it.” “Even I’m still getting used to it,” admitted the sturdy-looking Starlight, who appeared to Pyro no worse for the wear despite the multiple small trips....while he felt like he was going to drop again, and the others looked about the same. Finally, they reached the end, a wall that Starlight instructed them to burst through, which Avalanche did with ease. They walked for awhile, Pyro burning a path through the snow---the ladies had considerately brought him a lighter---til they had left enough of a trail, then Darkstar took them all for one last ‘port, in the opposite direction, to the outskirts of Moscow, where they could find a way to contact their employers and get a flight scheduled. “From here, you must make your own way home,” said Starlight. “And never return, “Darkstar warned, “Or else you may not find us so merciful next time!” Actually they would be---but they didn’t want to risk these dumb-asses knowing that and coming back.
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atc74 · 5 years
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Anything You Can Do
Square(s) Filled: Girl Power for @spnfluffbingo2019
Warnings: playground antics, flirting, fluff, ahhh, IDK, it’s fun! Implied sex as payment (it’s REALLY not what you think)
Summary: Jared opens his man-child mouth and it’s on! It’s a karaoke battle for the ages and the ladies are in it to win it! But, when this crew shows up, there are no losers!
Pairing: Reader x past OC, Rob x Reader, Jensen x Briana
Word Count: 4455
Written for: @spnfluffbingo2019
Beta’d by: @alleiradayne​ who was crazy enough to support this idea from the beginning and my dear @amanda-teaches​, whom I would be lost without. 
A/N: I wanted to do something really fun and who of us wouldn’t be up for some of this on a Friday night???!!!! All the songs were painstakingly chosen for reasons. There are also some shameless plugs for my boys Louden Swain. 
Also a shout out to my friend Beth @brooksba, who took all the amazing photos found in the graphic below!
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It was a rare convention weekend when all the guests showed up on a Friday. The green room was fuller than normal as Jensen, Jared, Rob, Rich, Briana, Kim, Y/N, Ruth and the boys from the band sat around shooting the breeze. The green room always had a relaxed and playful atmosphere and this time was no different. 
“Oh come on! You cannot burp the alphabet!” Jared scoffed as Briana picked up a warm soda from the table and opened it. 
“Why, cause I’m a girl?” she challenged him and the room exploded with the disbelief of all those in attendance that Jared dare say such a thing to her, or any of the women on the convention circuit. 
“Well,” Jared looked around sheepishly, waiting for someone to help him. 
“Nope. You’re on your own with this one pal!” Rich slapped him on the back. “You have awakened the beast.”
“I just mean, you’re little and…” Jared tried to come up with another reason. Christ, Gen was going to kill him when he got home. 
“I may be little but I am fierce, Jarpad,” Briana grinned and chugged the soda. It wasn’t long before a symphony of belches in the form of the alphabet song erupted from her. “Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you.” She sang as she high fived Kim and Y/N. 
“No, no, no. Not this again,” Jensen chuckled, shaking his head. 
“Oh yeah! I am so down for this. And this time, a wager perhaps?” Rich went into full on emcee mode. “What do y’all say about a battle for the ages? A karaoke battle, if you will. It is Friday after all.” 
“Yesss!” The women shouted. 
“Winner picks the losers costume for the next convention?” Rich continued, knowing he had the ladies all in for this. “Fellas? You gonna back down from a challenge?” 
“Hell no! I’m in!” Matt Cohen raised his hand. 
“Yeah, I’ll do it. I mean, I am a professional,” Rob joined him, making eye contact with Y/N shyly across the room.
“Can’t leave my fearless leader in the wind. I’ll do it,” Mike Borja threw his proverbial hat in the ring, looking at the last three. 
“Don’t look at me! I don’t sing!” Jared backed away slowly. 
Jensen glanced to Jason, then back to the women, all with shit eating grins on their faces. “I’m probably gonna regret this, but okay. Jason and I are in.” 
“Wait, how did I get wrapped into this? I’m not an idiot like Jared!” Jason defended. 
“No, but you are a team player buddy and we need you if we’re going to stand a chance,” Jensen replied, looking to Briana with a wink. 
“Splendid! The rules are simple. I, and only I, will pick your songs. No one else will know what you are singing but me. Now, go. Be gone. Out damn spot!” Rich grinned ear to ear as he pulled out his phone, making the most epic list of his convention career. 
~*~
“Y/N, girl, are you gonna tell him or not?” Briana asked her pointedly when they got to Briana’s room to get ready for the Karaoke Party.
“Yeah, did you see the way he was looking at you?” Kim chimed in. 
“You guys, I just ended a really bad relationship and he’s my friend,” Y/N said. “I don’t want to ruin what we have.” 
“Then don’t. Just ruin him for all other women!” Ruth giggled. 
“Oh my god Ruthie!” Y/N hid her flushed face behind her hands. 
“And may I point out that you didn’t ‘just’ end that relationship. It’s been over for weeks officially,” Kim reminded her. 
“And you gotta get back on that horse sometime. No time like the present I say!” Briana laughed. 
“Come on, Y/N. You’re an overachiever! Just go out there tonight and be amazing; sing your rock song. This is real life, babe and if you’re lucky, you’ll get a leg up on him and he won’t know what hit him!” Kim encouraged. 
“All’s fair in love and war and karaoke battles,” Ruth chirped. “This is how you’ll win the big one, Y/N, ready steady.” 
“Okay, okay okay! I get it. Gosh, you all sure know a lot of their songs,” Y/N rolled her eyes as Briana dragged her in the bathroom to curl her hair. 
“Aha! You know all the songs, too!” Kim shouted. 
“Yeah, yeah,” Y/N smiled at Briana in the mirror. 
“You’re gonna knock his socks off,” she smiled back. 
~*~
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Friday Night Karaoke! Boy oh boy, do we have a special treat for y’all tonight! During some green room antics earlier, a challenge has been issued,” Rich paused, waiting for the audience to quiet some and let him finish his intro. “Tonight, with you good people as witnesses, will be a battle to battle all battles! The ladies versus the men
of Supernatural will battle it out for bragging rights right here on this stage!!” 
The crowd exploded in cheers and applause. Rich drew a slip of paper from the bowl and the first few fans sang their songs to roaring applause. Briana, Kim, Rich, Rob and Matt all joined in on stage for the fun. 
“Please may I get a warm welcome for Miss Y/N Y/L/N!” Rich announced. 
Y/N walked through the curtain, kissing him lightly on the cheek and whispering in his ear. “I know what you’re doing Rich. I’ll get you back for this.”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about darlin’. Now go, sing!” Rich shooed her from his side. 
The beat started and Y/N started rocking her body with its rhythm. “Yeah!”
“I’m coming up so you better get this party started!
I’m coming up so you better get this party started!
Get this party started on a Friday night
Everybody’s waiting for me to arrive
Sending out the message to all of my friends…” 
The crowd was going wild, bouncing and singing along as Y/N worked them into a frenzy with her first song of the evening. If this was any indication of how the night would go, she didn’t care who won, she was having a damn good time, and she made sure the crowd was too as she finished her song. 
“Well, well, well, I guess we really got this party started now!” Rich laughed, pulling another name from the bowl. 
“Please give it up for Miss Briana Buckmaster!” Rich shouted as Briana walked forward. 
Briana took center stage in front of the screen. She was holding her breath, praying Rich didn’t pick something lame. When the screen lit up and the music started, she gave it everything, knowing they had this shit in the bag. 
“Step back gonna come at ya fast
I’m driving out of control
And getting ready to crash
Won’t stop shaking up what I can
I serve it up in a shot
So suck it down like a man
So baby yes I know what I am
And no I don’t give a damn
And you’ll be loving it up
Some days I’m a super bitch
Up to my old tricks
But it won’t last forever
Next day I’m your supergirl
Out to save the world
And it keeps gettin’ better…”
From the first word, the crowd was loving it and singing along with her. Jensen watched discreetly from the side of the stage, cursing Jared for opening his gigantic mouth, but loving the view. Man that girl could sing! And the way she moved…mesmerizing, and he couldn’t take his eyes off her. It definitely keeps getting better. 
Briana finished off her song and Rich stepped up to announce the next name. “You know, Robby, we’ve been doing this for how long? Four, five, sixty years?” 
“Oh about sixty I think, from how old I feel at the end of a convention weekend,” Rob quipped, the audience breaking out in laughter.  
“And never, in all that time, has this next person ever, ever, graced us with his presence on a Friday night. Did you know that?” Rich asked Rob. 
“Never, ever?” Rob repeated. 
“Never. So without further ado, please welcome to the karaoke stage for the first time EVER, Mr. Jensen Ackles!” Rich stepped away, letting Jensen saunter on the stage. The crowd was deafening and could not believe that Jensen would not only attend the Karaoke party, but actually participate!
“Thanks buddy. Don’t make me make you regret this,” he chuckled as the music started and he shook his head. He looked to the side and made eye contact with Briana, a knowing grin on her face. 
“Revvin’ up your engine
Listen to her howlin’ roar
Metal under tension
Beggin’ you to touch and go
Highway to the danger zone
Ride into the danger zone
Headin’ into twilight
Spreadin’ out her wings tonight
She got you jumpin’ off the track
And shovin’ into overdrive…”
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Jensen was never one for karaoke, but loved to sing and did so with everything he had. The song, while not special to him in any way, held a new meaning after tonight. He looked out among the crowd and was energized by them. 
“Out along the edges
Always where I burn to be
The further on the edge
The hotter the intensity…”
Jensen closed out his song with vigor, feeding off the fans, much like he does at a Saturday Night Special Concert. He tossed Rich his microphone and practically bounced off backstage. 
“Robby, I think you know what I’m going to say,” Rich paused for dramatic effect. 
“Rich, I might play God on television, but I don’t know what you’re going to say. I might actually be afraid of what you’re going to say,” Rob turned to face the audience, a knowing look on his face. 
“Well Bobbo, we’re gonna turn it up a notch. Please put your dirty little hands together for the one, the only, Miss Kim Rhodes!” Rich roared and the crowd went nuts. Kim ran out onto the stage, a smile splitting her face from ear to ear. She was always a fan favorite at karaoke and Rich knew with the song he picked, this would be no different. 
As soon as the music started, Kim threw her arms in the air and started stomping her feet along with the beat. 
“County road two thirty-three under my feet
Nothin’ on this white rock but little ol’ me
I’ve got two miles till he makes bail
And if I’m right, we’re headed straight for hell
I’m goin’ home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door, and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight, well, now he’s got one
And he ain’t seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face, and he shook me like a rag doll
Don’t that sound like a real man?
I’m going to show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and lead…”
“Come on! I can’t hear you!” Kim screamed. “Let’s make sure everyone knows we’re having a fucking good time tonight!” 
“Well, it’s half past ten, another six-pack in
And I can feel the rumble like the cold black wind
He pulls in the drive, the gravel flies
He don’t know what’s waiting here this time
 I’m goin’ home, gonna load my shotgun
Wait by the door, and light a cigarette
If he wants a fight, well, now he’s got one
And he ain’t seen me crazy yet
He slapped my face, and he shook me like a rag doll
Don’t that sound like a real man?
I’m going to show him what little girls are made of
Gunpowder and lead…”
The decibels were so high, it was a miracle anyone could hear anything after Kim finished, whipping the crowd into an even higher gear. 
“Well, Kim really knows how to put on a show doesn’t she? You think she gets that from Zach and Cody?” Rich turned to Rob, who could only shake his head at his friend. 
“I will end you Speight,” Kim’s voice carried through the PA system. 
“Well Bobbo, I guess it’s your turn!” Rich quickly got back to business. 
“Well this should be fun,” Rob commented, waiting somewhat awkwardly for the music to queue.
Now, the Black Crowes were a good band, a great band, but Rob wasn’t sure if this was the kind of message he wanted to send. But he undoubtedly knew it was exactly the message Rich wanted him to send. 
“Baby here I am
I’m the man on the scene
I can give you what you want
But you gotta’ come home with me
“Girl, you have no idea how into you he is,” Briana cooed, her red lips just inches from Y/N’s flushed cheeks. “I couldn’t have picked a better song myself.” She just smiled, throwing her arm over her friend’s shoulders as she watched Rob work his magic on the crowd, and Y/N.
I have got some good old lovin’
And I got some more in store
When I get through throwin’ it on
You gotta’ come back for more
Boys will come along a dime by the dozen
That ain’t nothing but ten cent lovin’
Pretty little thing, let me light your candle
‘Cause mama I’m sure hard to handle now, yessir'am
Action speaks louder than words
And I’m a man of great experience
I know you’ve got another man
But I can love you better than him
At first Rob felt dirty singing this, knowing Richard’s intent behind it, but by the end, stealing glances at Y/N throughout the song, Rob threw caution to the wind. He ran to the side of the stage and sang directly to her. It was no secret to everyone that Rob had a giant crush on her. It was only lost on her. Maybe he could get her to notice. 
Take my hand don’t be afraid
I’m gonna prove every word I say
I’m advertising love for free
So you can place your ad with me
Boys will come along a dime by the dozen
That ain’t nothing but ten cent lovin’
Pretty little thing, let me light your candle
'Cause mama I’m sure hard to handle now, yessir'am…”
Y/N was blushing furiously, her mouth agape as Kim and Bri led her backstage for her next song. She looked like she could use a stiff drink. Or two. Ruthie was headed out just as they walked in. She winked at Y/N and skipped behind the curtain as Rich called her name. 
Ruth was a great entertainer and sang a fun filled rendition of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, getting the whole crowd involved, even pulling a few fans up on the stage. Mike Borja even joined the fun, then followed it up with ZZ Top’s Sharp Dressed Man. The crowd went wild for Matt Cohen as usual when he came out rapping Macklemore’s Can’t Hold Us like a beast and Jason slowed it down a bit with Tom Petty’s I Won’t Back Down. 
“We’ve got a few more songs for you good people tonight and I know I appreciate you letting these fools take over your karaoke party. Whaddya say we get Jensen back out here?” Rich addressed the screaming fans and it got even louder when Jensen made his way back through the curtain. “Oh Ackles, you’re gonna love this one!”
Jensen gave everybody the most epic bitch face that ever bitched when he realized what song was playing. But, ever the consummate performer, he rolled with it and knocked it out of the park in a way that only Jensen can do. 
This hit, that ice cold
Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one for them hood girls
Them good girls straight masterpieces
Stylin’, wilin’, livin’ it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Gotta kiss myself, I’m so pretty
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Called a police and a fireman
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire man
I’m too hot (hot damn)
Say my name you know who I am
I’m too hot (hot damn)
And my band 'bout that money, break it down
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gon’ give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon’ give it to you
'Cause uptown funk gon’ give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch (come on)
Briana watched from the wings, her skin heating up as she watched Jensen dance his dorky self across the stage, high-fiving fans, slapping Rich on the ass and stealing Borja’s hat. He could never pretend to be grumpy for long, and she got the feeling he was loving the whole experience and getting closer to the fans that the normal concert allows. 
Before we leave
Lemme tell y'all a lil’ something
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up uh
I said uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
Uptown funk you up
“You better go jump on that!” Kim pushed her out onto the stage just as Jensen made his way over to where they were standing. Briana stumbled right into Jensen, but he easily caught her with one strong arm and pulled her with him to center stage. Briana was never a shy one and she wasted no time doing her worst as Jensen finished the song out, his eyes never leaving her  grinding body on the stage next to him. 
Come on, dance, jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
If you freaky then own it
Don’t brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy then flaunt it
Well it’s Saturday night and we in the spot
Don’t believe me just watch come on!
“Well that was incredible wasn’t it? Watching two of the world’s most beautiful people get their freak on in front of a couple hundred people? But damn if it wasn’t a good time!” Rich laughed, his body rolling forward as Jensen and Briana made their way off stage. “Oh no Miss Buckmaster! You get that fine ass back here! Might as well bring him with.” 
“Richie, can I at least pick?” Briana pouted, standing close enough so only RIch could hear her. 
“Oh no sweet cheeks! The whole idea was for me to pick the songs!” Rich reminded her. “Besides, the ladies are totally killing it!” 
“Yeah, we are!” she smiled. “Fine. Let’s do this.” 
Briana killed Whitney’s I’m Every Woman, all the ladies coming out to join her, as they tormented the men, Jason even pulling Jared on stage, so he could see how they were getting beat down by a bunch of girls. 
“Brother, it doesn’t matter the competition, women will win every day of the week and twice on Sundays,” Jason slapped him on the shoulder as he headed off stage. “I need a drink.” 
“So Rich tells me I’m up for another one. Hit it Maestro,” Y/N smiled. The music started and she knew she had Rich to thank. This song had become her anthem. He had been a good friend and better listener over the last several months and she was grateful for him, grateful for all of them. She could never picture her life without the crazy family she had found. 
“This is for every single one of you that has been through hell and came out the other side…like a Winchester,” she grabbed the microphone and readied herself. 
“You know the bed feels warmer
Sleeping here alone
You know I dream in color
And do the things I want
You think you got the best of me
Think you had the last laugh
Bet you think that everything good is gone
Think you left me broken down
Think that I’d come running back
Baby you don’t know me, 'cause you’re dead wrong
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn’t mean I’m lonely when I’m alone
What doesn’t kill you makes a fighter
Footsteps even lighter
Doesn’t mean I’m over 'cause you’re gone…”
Y/N laughed as she danced around the stage, much like she did alone in her apartment or trailer. She finally felt like herself again. 
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, stronger
Just me, myself and I
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn’t mean I’m lonely when I’m alone
Thanks to you I got a new thing started
Thanks to you I’m not the broken-hearted
Thanks to you I’m finally thinking 'bout me
You know in the end the day I left was just my beginning
In the end
Bouncing around the stage, Y/N closed out the song to a standing ovation and ringing ears. She had never felt lighter. She hugged Rich, giving back the microphone. “Thank you.” 
“You’re welcome, but I ain’t done yet,” he winked at her. “Robbie, you’re up buddy!” 
As soon as the title card hit the screen on stage, Rob groaned internally. The audience picked up the whistling for the first 45 seconds as Rob gave his best friend a piece of his mind, a smile on his face all the while. 
“Rich! What are you doing? You totally set me up for this. I’m going to kill you in your sleep, just so you know!” 
“Ohhh Bobbo, you’ll thank me in the morning and we both know it. Everyone knows it. Now focus and sing Axl!” Rich slapped Rob’s ass before ducking off stage. Rob looked around and caught Ruth and Y/N off to the side, slowly swaying to the tune. 
“Shed a tear 'cause I’m missin’ you
I’m still alright to smile
Girl, I think about you every day now
Was a time when I wasn’t sure
But you set my mind at ease
There is no doubt you’re in my heart now
Said “woman take it slow, and it’ll work itself out fine”
All we need is just a little patience
Said “sugar make it slow and we’ll come together fine”
All we need is just a little patience (Patience)
Mm, yeah
I sit here on the stairs
'Cause I’d rather be alone
If I can’t have you right now, I’ll wait dear
Sometimes I get so tense but I can’t speed up the time
But you know love there’s one more thing to consider
Said “woman take it slow and things will be just fine”
You and I’ll just use a little patience
Said “sugar take the time 'cause the lights are shining bright”
You and I’ve got what it takes to make it
We won’t fake it, I’ll never break it
'Cause I can’t take it…”
Y/N left Ruth’s side and strolled to where Rob stood center stage, his hand wrapped tightly around the microphone, his eyes closed as he whistled the quick few notes. When he opened his eyes, he found her right beside him. 
Little patience, mm yeah, mm yeah
Need a little patience, yeah
Just a little patience, yeah
Some more patience, yeah 
I’ve been walking the streets at night
Just trying to get it right
It’s hard to see with so many around
You know I don’t like being stuck in the crowd 
And the streets don’t change but maybe the names
I ain’t got time for the game 'cause I need you 
Yeah, yeah, yeah but I need you
Oh, I need you 
Oh, I need you 
Ooh this time 
Rob looked down at the end of the song, the ballroom booming with cheers and applause, to find Y/N’s hand clasped tightly in his. 
“All you needed was a little patience,” she smiled up at him. 
“If I can’t have you right now, I’ll wait dear,” Rob admitted, a blush creeping up his cheeks. 
“Take it slow and things will be just fine,” she squeezed his hand and they rushed off the stage, only to be besieged by their friends. 
“I knew it!” Kim threw her hands up in victory. 
“Well that took longer than it should have,” Ruth giggled, sashaying back to the refreshments. 
Y/N watched as Jared and Matt both slapped twenties in Jason’s hand. 
“You bet on us?” Y/N asked, a mix of outrage and amusement as she looked among her friends, her hand still in Rob’s. His face was somewhere between pride, joy and shame. 
“Hell yeah we did,” Jensen chimed in. “Now pay up Buckmaster!” 
“I’m fresh out of cash, Ackles. Sorry,” she swayed towards him. 
He grabbed her by the wrist, pulling her to him. “ I can think of plenty of ways you can work it off.” His deep timbre practically a growl before he kissed her. 
Catcalls could be heard out on the stage no doubt. Rich poked his head through the curtain. “I missed it?” 
“Told ya you would!” Kim hollered, holding out her hand. Rich, Mike, Y/N and Ruth all slipped her their payment. “Jas and I cleaned up. Come on folks, first rounds on us!” 
“I guess it was a wager in more ways than one tonight, huh?” Rob chuckled, turning to face Y/N, a smile lighting up his face. 
“Our friends may have bet on us, but I’m still a winner,” she grinned, lifting her chin to meet his baby blues. 
“Yeah? How so?” he asked.
“Well, I’m pretty sure I got the guy, but I am still missing my winnings,” she stepped closer, mere inches separated them and she could feel the heat emanating from his lean body. 
“What winnings are those?” he whispered, closing the distance even more.
“I still need your payment on the Buckles bet,” she reminded him. 
“Oh yeah, what do I owe you again?” he feigned innocence. 
“Let me think,” she murmured, wrapping her arms around his neck and pressing her lips to his in a sweet and slightly heated first kiss. “I think about a thousand more of those would be a good start.” 
“Seems like a steep wager, Miss Y/L/N,” Rob quipped. “But I think I’d like to up the ante.” 
“You’re on. Just remember, anything you can do, I can do better,” she giggled under his steady gaze. 
“It’s going to be a fun weekend,.” Rob mumbled, grabbing her by the neck and kissed her harder this time, leaving her breathless and wanting more. He pulled away, her lips chasing his. “Patience, my dear. Just a little patience.” 
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Here be spoilers!
My jumbled thoughts on season 4 and the differences now that we’re on Netflix.
Alright, I’m somewhat back to the land of the living after binging season 4 two times. I have never been this emotionally drained after watching a show/movie. So much PAIN.
Things I loved and other thoughts:
- That opening song! I never liked that song but this version I adored!! Those lessons are paying off, Tom flippin nailed the high notes.
- The focus being on the characters instead of the case. This season makes it very clear how much fox pushed for this being a pure procedural. I mean we knew that the lucifer team had to fight for every scene that had nothing to do with the case of the day, but look just HOW MUCH! Most of the time during s4 I even forgot there was a case going on, and most importantly, the case’s sole purpose were to enrich and advance the character’s own storyline. It felt organic instead of forced.
- The costumes. They all looked so bloody good this season.
- The fight scenes were out of this world!!
- More supernatural stuff!! For once Lucifer was allowed to show he is more than human! He has more freedom because Chloe knows now, yes, but he was never allowed to show his strength before at all, except for the occasional door-handle crushing or chain ripping. That car scene was everything! Let him be a BAMF every once in a while, he’s the rebel angel!!
And Demons! More of that please! Love the zombie-esque way they handled the possession business.
Also Lucifer starting that boat cracked me up. Of course, he can turn everything on. 😂
- Things like racism, police-violence and mental issues being acknowledged and taken seriously.
- The way the triangle was handled. After the Pierce fiasco I was very, very worried about this being another generic love triangle. Honestly it wasn’t even a love triangle in my eyes this time, because it was painfully clear the whole season there’s only one Lucifer loves. It was more about him being torn apart by what Chloe and Eve represent, and that was brilliant.
The women didn’t “fight” over the guy. All of the involved characters learned from it, and it didn’t end with Lucifer “choosing” either side of him, but with him realizing that he wants to be HIMSELF. That he shouldn’t have to choose a side and change for others.
- Deckerstar! THAT AXE-SCENE!! That was intense and charged  and holy carp, all I can think of is: if she had wanted to push that axe down, he would have let her, wouldn’t he? He is vulnerable around her, and every time he chooses to be around her he puts his eternal life in her hands, and Chloe finally knows that. Ahhh! There were so many amazing scenes between them. Both their hearts got ripped wide open again and again, and it brought them closer than ever.
I also love how they keep playing with the fact that he’s vulnerable around her (the bar fight, him flinching when he slips with the knife before realizing Chloe is not there etc). Crying about the ending scene later.
- Chloe babe!! She’s back in the game! Lauren killed it this season, she was finally allowed to shine. Her post-reveal journey to acceptance was handled perfectly (I know many liked to believe she’s gonna accept and love him for what he is like two seconds after seeing his face, but that’s the stuff of fanfics).
I don’t wanna see anyone shitting on her because of what she almost did! Her whole world was turned upside down and she was manipulated in that vulnerable time, if you wanna shit on anyone, shit on Kinley. I’m so proud of her breaking out of that and realizing Lucifer ‘is who he is’, after all. The most important thing is that she didn't do it, in the end. And maybe that wine glass breaking was a bit of divine intervention, because the music being loud enough to break it alone would mean she’s at the very least deaf now. (don’t overthink it, I know) just rewatched the scene and saw she actually topples the glass over so nevermind.
- Lucifer finally found his brain again. I was getting tired of him getting more and more stupid and regressing for no reason. Also that dark velvety edge is back in his voice.. my voice-kinky ass is very happy with that, since his voice somehow got higher and higher with each season lmao. Oh and that scene at the end of 4x08 in Lindas office. Holy shit, guys. Tom ripped out my heart, trampled on it and threw it into the trash. The growth in the last few episodes!! And how is no one talking about the voices-in-his-head bit?
- My devil kink has been fed very well. Phew. Perfect eye-flashing moments, and use of distorted voice.
- STEP-SATAN HAS RISEN. Seriously that was awesome and cute. And finally some acknowledgement that he DOES love that little urchin too.
- Dan. Some of those scenes were painful to watch for my Douchifer heart. I hope he is the next to get into the Know… I don’t see any other way for him to change his opinion on Lucifer again any time soon.
- That whole Baby plot line? I usually hate baby plot lines with a passion, but this one wasn’t so bad. 'Aminidiel’ still cracks me up though. Still, my least favorite part of the season I think. Not a fan of Remiel either. That felt a bit wasted, probably because of time reasons.
- Eve. I was skeptical because there was way too much focus on her in the promos, but she is super cute. She also tackled some fe/minist themes that I believe has a lot of potential for the future. I hope she comes back next season, Mazeve all the way!
- Michael and Lilith hinted!! Very interested in the tension I smelled between Amenadiel and Michael, and more of Maze exploring the feelings for her mother please.
- The humor. It’s a bit darker, but still like we know and love it from past seasons. I’m still giggling over the “he got tired” pun. Heh.
- I am now more convinced than ever that at least one of the writers is very familiar with fanfiction, because some of that stuff was grade A fanfic material. Hell, some of the stuff WAS almost straight out of fanfics I read, and that I had never imagined to see on screen! I love it!
- The CGI was.. nice actually. At least the devil bits. So crispy. The wings were consistent this time and pretty good too. I’ve always been proud of this show going the full on CGI way instead of the lazy/cheap supernatural-way, as I like to call it (no offense, I loved that show back in the day), so I’m not complaining about weird wings and stiff movements too much anymore. I don’t expect Legion level wing fights ( https://youtu.be/Mp6aKCE3jSc ) but I do wish they would make the feathers look a bit less looking like.. plastic. A bit less feather-duster, at least - a proper look at real wing anatomy wouldn’t hurt. Ok I shut up about that now, I promised
- Tom Ellis’ new devil-bod. Thanks Netflix. But they didn’t overdo the nudity either, it was just right.
- Sex positivity! Open relationship! Bi! Yes! Just disappointed Lucifer still didn’t get to snog a willing man properly. What’s the hold-up? Once again only women kissing other women on screen. Not that I’m complaining about Mazeve or that Eve/Ella kiss. Damn, Ladies.
- THE ENDING. OH MY GOODNESS, THE ENDING. Final episodes of Lucifer have the tendency to build up and up and up until you think this scene HAS to be the climax of the episode, but it’s NOT. Because there’s always one more scene that punches you in the feelings until the end (and you know it’s gonna happen when a way too amazing song starts playing). And boy, did they deliver again.
I knew Lucifer is going to say something stupid the very moment I saw his face at the beginning of the scene. I could fangirl over Tom’s incredibly expressive face and eyes all day long, but I’ll spare you. I just KNEW, you know. Lauren killed it again, I felt every bit of pain and despair from both of them. I have never been/will probably never be in love in my life, but I imagine what I felt during that scene is somewhat what love feels like. It hurt, man.
A bit of angsty goodbye love-making would have had the perfect timing here and made it all the more bittersweet, but we can’t have it all.
Earlier I had the thought that Chloe probably feels guilty about conspiring with Kinley… would be cool if they used that next season when she’s going to drag his devilfriend out of hell. Also very much looking forward to some Hades + Persephone vibes - because it would be stupid to drive them apart again.
All in all I think the cancellation really was the best thing that happened to this show. I believe it would have only gone downhill on fox with the amount of episodes and all the restrictions and hiatus. Iirc, the cast themselves said they always felt like the ugly duckling there with how the show was treated. On netflix we finally have promo, freedom and a storyline how the writers imagine it. I’m so proud of this fandom, and I can now safely say that the month with barely any sleep was worth it (even though it made me kinda addicted to twitter, damnit).
I hope netflix doesn’t wait too long with the renewal - while I have no doubts we’ll get s5, I still hate this in-limbo feeling lmao.
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2018.09.15 KAT-TUN CAST in Yokohama Arena [Report]
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SET LIST
01. New Genesis 02. FIRE STORM 03. ONE DROP 04. UNLOCK 05. 喜びの歌 06. 願い 07. READY FOR THIS! 08. DIRTY, SEXY, NIGHT 09. Ask Yourself 10. Don’t wait 11. Sweet Birthday 12. GREATEST JOURNEY MC Segment 13. vivid LOVE 14. UNIVERSE (宇宙Six) 15. Marionation (中丸雄一) 16. World’s End. (上田竜也) 17. One way love (亀梨和也) 18. Real Face #2 19. ツイテオイデ 20. BIRTH 21. Love yourself ~君が嫌いな君が好き~ 22. DON’T U EVER STOP 23  KISS KISS KISS 24. Will Be All Right 25. アイノオカゲ 26. 薫 27. Unstoppable
-アンコール- 28. Peacefuldays 29. ノーマター・マター 30. FUNtastic
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REPORT UNDER THE CUT
Can we talk about how much I fucking LOVE these boys? I love them with ALL my heart!!! 
At YokoAri there really isn’t a bad seat. But I was super happy with me! I got the first row in the stands (2nd floor) and it was amazing!! And we got the best surprise ever when we were allowed and able to stand up! Usually the first row of stands are NOT allowed to stand and must stay sat for the entire performance but not for KAT-TUN because KT were of course like ‘fuck that rule! Our fans won’t stand for that’ <<< AHAHA GET MY JOKE?! So we stood the entire time! I think it was just over 2 and a half hours which is GREAT!!
I’ll try and split up the songs and such into their sections and costume changes -- but I could be VERY wrong:
New Genesis FIRE STORM ONE DROP UNLOCK 喜びの歌
願い READY FOR THIS! DIRTY, SEXY, NIGHT Ask Yourself Don’t wait Sweet Birthday GREATEST JOURNEY
MC vivid LOVE UNIVERSE (宇宙Six)
Marionation (中丸雄一) World’s End. (上田竜也) One way love (亀梨和也)
Real Face #2 ツイテオイデ BIRTH Love yourself ~君が嫌いな君が好き~ DON’T U EVER STOP KISS KISS KISS Will Be All Right アイノオカゲ
薫 Unstoppable
-アンコール- Peacefuldays ノーマター・マター FUNtastic
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The opening is great! They enter and come down from a massive hanging chandelier thing in the air! It is amazing!! An amazing opening! When I watch it the second time, I’ll keep and eye on that big hanger and try and see them slip into place just before the show starts xD
READY FOR THIS and Dirty, Sexy Night was so great! I loved this coupling of songs! The first one get everyone hyped up and I love the individual dances the boys having during the instrumental/dance part in RFT! And DSN is just a great song all around where Kame can be a little shit xD
Ueda ripped his shirt open and kept it like that after ONE DROP xD everyone went mental and he kept it undone ALL the way until after the MC when he got changed xD
I died laughing when UchuuSix were first introduced because, I had already spoiled myself for the SetList so knew which Juniors were going to be there, but my friend didn’t. So when the boys came on stage and the ‘SIX’ showed first, my friend was like ‘AH HELLA NAH! NOT SIXTONES!!!!!’ but then went to UchuuSix and she was like “OH THANK GODDD’, and I was on the floor laughing because her react was so comical. No offence to SixTones fans >.<
UchuuSix were actually very good! I really enjoyed their song! I was bopping along and it was so interesting to see who stayed standing during their solo song because then you could see who the Junior fans were and their uchiwas, whereas all the KT fans just sat down and took it as a short break xD
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The MC was THE BEST! So they had their usual talk which was just ridiculous of course because Maru was like ‘so..... what did you do recently?’ and everyone commented that they hate that phrases and question but then Maru paused ‘....so what did you do recently?’ and we all died laughing. And so Kame replied ‘well I went to the beach (Ueda/Maru: and you didn’t get discovered (by fans/press)?!), it was really nice and relaxing’, but then he was like ‘I’m always the one that talks the most and I have NO IDEA what you two do on your days off! WHAT DO YOU DO?! I know you box and you draw but... WHAT DO YOU DO?!’ so Ueda replied that recently he’d been going to smaller shops and there was one specific one in Ginza (Maru and Kame: IN GINZA?!) where an old man gave him some on the house tempura and how delicious it was. Kame asked ‘why didn’t you say no to his offer?’ and Ueda responded something like ‘what am I supposed to say? ‘*in a really rude way* I don’t need it old man! (Iranee yo Jiji!)’’ and everyone was dying. Then Ueda started saying ‘y’know if this audience was all guys--’ and Kame and Maru jumped in like ‘he’s spoken about this several times during this tour!’ and Ueda said ‘but it’s true! If this was all guys, I wouldn’t work as hard as I am! Are you telling me you’d work just as hard if our audience was all guys?!’ and neither of them specifically answered but everyone understood that they agreed with Ueda who’s all like ‘the audience is so full of women and they’re all so beautiful so I must do my best!’ xD whatta idiot. Adorable but oh god he’s funny. Towards the end of the MC, Kame picked up the towel basket and as he was leaving with Ueda he said ‘when we get backstage, tell me the name of that tempura place’ xD and then Maru stayed on stage and did his DJ Maru part on the top stage!
They also talked about the TachiMi/Standing part of the audience and Ueda was saying they should make those tickets cheaper ‘they should sell for 6500 yen!’. And then Maru was telling joking ‘even though it’s the MC... STAND!’ we’re allowed to sit during the MC, except for TachiMi.
They announced during this MC (I’m not sure about previous ones) that their TV show (Tame ni Naru Tabi +) was going to be a weekly show (thanks to hyphens’ support) from October! So naturally we all got super excited!
Just after the MC (which is shorter than we’re used to, but for good reason; coming up now!), Kame and Ueda go backstage while Nakamaru goes to the top stage, and there is his beautiful DJ set. So he does his Nakamaru DJ section with making sounds with his voice, recording them and pressing them in a certain order to make a song. 
At the end of this segment, Nakamaru addresses the boys and gives them a request. At this show we had:
Nakamaru: Could you two do an impersonation from the game, Metal Gear Solid? Ueda: *Comes on stage* Snake! SNAKE!!!! Nakamaru: That was the best! Then Kame came on stage and he was like ‘I don’t know any other lines from the game!’ so then they suggested he do something from ‘King of Fighters’ and Kame replied ‘King of Fighters? ........ KING OF FIGHTERS?!?!?!’ and everyone died laughing. Kame: What’s King of Fighters? Ueda: It was a one-on-one fighting game. Maru: Ahhh so nostalgic... Kame: I dunno. Maybe because we’re from different generations. Ueda: THAT’S IRRELEVANT! Everyone laughed again xD
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We got our usual Nakamaru TV Shopping skit but we had Ueda’s new character Yankee-kun join in! So we had the three of them being ridiculous about the bath products xD At the end of the Nakamaru TV Shopping skit, Kame walked off screen saying ‘say chuuka.... say renga...’ and I absolutely died. Because (BACKSTORY TIME!) a long time ago when they did their first Yokohama concert as KAT-TUN in 2005, Kame asked the crowd to do a call and response of ‘Say Chuuka! Say Renga!’, but at the time KT fans had no fucking clue what he was doing (Chuuka = Chinese Food and Renga = Red Brick Warehouse which are two super famous things in Yokohama), so he got super embarrassed (he talked about the embarrassment on Cartoon KAT-TUN and another Variety show MANY years ago). I spent most of this show waiting and hoping for him to do this C&R again, so I freaked and got SO HAPPY when it appeared in this segment instead xD I felt like something on my Check List had been ticked off at that moment hehe
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I love, love, love the screen visuals for Vivid Love and Marionation! They are so gorgeous! And I love the props and the dance for Marionation too! And lets talk about how epic World’s End is! So we have an opening VTR of a snake and I just guessed ‘ooh he’s gunna cut it with a sword’ and there is a slash motion across the snake who dies as he’s cut in half and then Uepi came out on stage with a sword in his hand and I freaked! I was like ‘I WAS RIGHT! I WAS RIGHT!!’. It’s such a good performance and the visuals of the ticking timer on the screen too is great! My friend said she was disappointed in the ‘One Way Love’ performance and concept and to an extent I am BUT I totally understand why he did his performance this way. We had a prerecorded VTR of him singing the song, and then in the white or black parts of that VTR, the camera that’s following Kame on stage is shown in those parts. It is visually pleasing and great concept and looks good but I, like my friend, wanted him to do something really sexy for this song or just him actually singing it -- he did sing it a little but you could tell there was no point of him having a mic during it because he was putting his all into the modern dance he did.
Kame messed up for his line for Kun and said ‘MY DREAM’ instead of ‘My Friend’, and when he realised, he stopped singing and just smiled like a child at the camera and we all squealed obviously. It was the cutest reaction!
For the encore they came around in the trolley stand things and Ueda definitely saw us! We were only a few feet away from him so makes sense xD also the woman behind us was hilarious when Kame came along xD He pretty much pushed her small son out of the way so she could get Kame’s attention instead of her son. Me and my friend were cracking up laughing.
During the final greeting from them, we started getting really loud and clapping and woo-ing when Maru was trying to speak and he was like ‘be quiet! it’s late and other’s will hear you!’, but we did it again and got even louder and he just lipsynced ‘quit it! you’re loud!’, but you could tell him and all 3 of them loved how we just got louder and louder for them! xD During Ueda’s greeting he commented that there are some children in the audience and he was like ‘please don’t copy me! (his bad language and attitude)’.
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Reports came out later that Massu had gone to watch this show too! My friend who came with me is a huge NEWS fan so was super happy to know Massu went the same time she did ^_^
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And that’s all! Hopefully my second report will be up pretty quickly after this one!
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Scenario: Superhero AU Pairing: Chen/Reader Word Count: 4485 Rating: T (warning for language)
Summary: You’re the leading superhero of the city, and you’ve fought Dynamo for years. It’s the way it should be - good vs. evil, hero vs. villain. But what happens when a bigger evil threatens everything?
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You’re all clustered around the command center of the NSN, called in for an emergency briefing after your showdown with the giant robot. The thing had somehow cut off all the NSN’s communications, so they hadn’t been able to give you any intel until you were already finished with the fight.
But the minute you’d all got back down to the ground after checking out its head, it had completely vanished without a trace.
“We’re calling him the Dragon,” the Director says. “Since he hasn’t announced himself to the public yet.”
“He? You’re sure it's a he?” Whirlwind asks, his face twisted skeptically.
“Yes,” the Director says, pulling up a grainy image of a black-clad figure leaving a building. “That’s him. We’ve been hearing reports of a very talented hero around town, long before today. We only just managed to figure he and the Dragon are one and the same.”
“Well, what's his power?” you ask impatiently.
“Metallokinesis. One of the strongest we’ve seen in decades.” He paused for effect. “He’s stronger than you three combined.”
You swallow. Dynamo had been right. This city needed everything it had to fight this new threat off.
The Director pulls up another image, this one of a face half cast in shadow. It's blurry too, like someone zoomed in from far away to take it. “This photo was taken by assets of the Villains Association,” he says. You can’t make out much other than a hooked nose and heavy eyebrows.
“This is all the information we have?” Seism asks, looking thoughtful.
“As of now, yes. Our spies are working round the clock. We’ve even got hackers tracking bank accounts, camera feeds, everything within a hundred mile radius. He’s got to have got the materials for that thing from somewhere.” The Director pulls up a hologram of the giant Dragon and rotates it with a flick of his wrist. “From your fight yesterday, we gathered that hitting the face didn’t disable it at all. It’s not electronic, it’s being controlled by him. He must have been somewhere nearby, hiding out and watching.”
That thought was scarier than it sounded - this Dragon guy had been watching you the whole time from afar, and nobody had known.
The Director continues. “We’ve decided on a mission to break in and look for possible hideout spots. Rush, you’ll be leading.”
You’re not surprised they pick you - you knew your way out of a fight, and if you needed to get out of there, they wouldn’t need to send backup. “When?”
“The minute we get intel, you’re up.” You nod.
“But what if he attacks again in the meantime?” Seism asks, and the rest of you  chorus an agreement.
“We don’t think he will. Since he hasn’t announced himself - or what side he’s on - we guessed he’s just trying to spread rampant terror. He won’t attack until this hype dies down. Then, when everyone thinks they’re safe again, he’ll strike. So,” finishes the Director, “we have a good window in which to do our reconnaissance.”
As the discussion continues, you turn to your own thoughts, which are loud inside your head. That afternoon’s events. Dynamo, catching you from falling to your death. Dynamo, suddenly serious. There’s no one I’d rather work with than you. This wasn’t your relationship. Sure, you flirted all the time, but that was when he was trying to destroy something and you were trying to thwart him. When you think about Dynamo, it’s without fondness. He’s just there, that’s it. Your antithesis. The bad to your good. The yin to your yang.
This new development confuses you more than anything else.
“Rush?” You snap your attention back to the discussion. “Patrol tonight, don’t forget.”
You groan internally. “Yes, sir.”
 When you finally leave the headquarters, it’s night. Nearly time for your patrol to start. You don’t even bother changing out of your suit, strolling into the nearest fast-food joint and ordering the greasiest, most unhealthy thing on the menu, with a large soda on top of that. The sugar and caffeine would hopefully kickstart you enough to stay awake for a few hours, at least. Then you could get a coffee and that would last you the rest of the way.
Tomorrow was a Monday, and you didn’t have any morning classes, so you’d be able to sleep in comfortably. Thank God for small mercies.
Everyone in the store stares at you point blank as you sit down with your tray, unwrap your burrito, and bite off a very unladylike portion. You ignore them. Your head pounds with the aftereffects of using your ability under pressure, and your feet are sore as hell from the three-inch heels on your boots.
Oh, only women knew the pain of looking good while you kicked ass. Something you and Glamour Girl had bonded over plenty of times.
You finish eating and walk back out, soda in hand, sipping casually as you pull out your phone to text Jennie.
You: hey babe im not coming home 2night Jen: oh yeah? are u with brunch boy Jen: cause if u are, GO GIRL You: nope but i have another date w him on tuesday. ahhh You: im at another friend’s place. studying for that test in gov u know Jen: got it got it You: have breakfast ready for me pls i’m pulling an all nighter Jen: sure babe Jen: love u Jen: ace that test ok You: love u too
You sigh and tuck your phone away. It was going to be a long night.
You almost drag yourself down the street at 5 am the next day. You’re sure you must look like death, even with the mask on. You’d been hoping it would be a quiet night, but you just stopped four muggings, a drug overdose, a date gone awry, and a man from pulling a gun on his family. Then you’d been called in for an emergency and hurried to the scene - all the way across town from where you were - only to have a kid ask you to get his cat out of a tree.
Still, you have one more stop before you get home. You make your way to the end of the street, where the warehouse looms, dingy and small. You swear it’s much bigger on the inside. When you push the loose window in the front wall open, the dark interior stares back at you. Empty.
You’re almost disappointed he’s not here.
You get a notepad and pen out of your backpack - both of them predictably fuschia, obviously you - and scrawl out a note quickly.
Meet me at the Spire, midnight. We’re discussing battle tactics.
♡ Rush
Pausing, you squint at your writing. Then you scratch out the heart, a habit from the hundreds of autographs you’ve signed.
You take advantage of the emptiness of the warehouse to quickly strip out of your costume and into your clothes from yesterday, one of your nicer blouses and a pleated skirt. Then you trudge out, look from side to side to make sure no one’s watching, then start the walk home.
The Spire isn’t it’s official name, but that’s what it’s called in the super world - the tallest building in the city, one hundred fifty floors, a perfect vantage point to watch the downtown area. And a place where no one would question your presence.
You wait, legs dangling off the edge precariously, chin in the cradle of your hands as you watch the cars a thousand feet below zip past like ants. As much as you care for them, as much as you love them - the people of this city are just as insignificant to you as they look from this height. All of them, spread out below you - yet you know nothing. There’s this huge barrier between you and everyone else. Because you’re a super. Because you’re idolized, you’re put on a pedestal. They probably forget you’re a person under that mask, a person with a real life who goes to school and works and goes out with friends and does all the other normal people things they do.
With the exception of being super, of course.
Sighing, you shift your gaze from the ground to the sky. It’s cloudy, overcast, and you can feel your hair frizzing up. Maybe it was a bad idea to pick the tallest building around for miles as your meeting place.
“Hey.” You don’t turn around as Dynamo appears, floating down to sit next to you. Thankfully, he keeps his distance, staying a good foot away from you. Any further and you wouldn’t be able to hear each other over the lashing of the wind. “What’d you want to discuss?”
You finally move to face him, pulling your legs up onto the roof and sitting with your elbows over your knees. “We know a little more about the Dragon now. He’s-”
“I know,” Dynamo cuts you off. “Metallokinesis. Super ultra powerful. A recluse, showed up out of nowhere. That’s what they briefed me at the V.A.” He sighs. “Depressing, huh? And I thought I was the most powerful super in the city.”
“Second only to me,” you cut in, grinning. “But seriously, they didn’t tell you anything else? No secret villain-only info?”
“Nope,” he says. “Half of the villains want to side with him, anyway. They’re suck-ups. So it’s a need-to-know basis. We’re mostly just supposed to stay out of the way.”
“You don’t plan on doing that, do you?” You watch him carefully.
He doesn’t waver. “I teamed up with you for a reason, partner.”
For once, you wish you could see his face. Then you push the thought away, shocked. It was better you kept your lives secret. Even within the heroes, none of you revealed your identity - not even to the NSN. It always got too messy.
You don’t reply to his statement. “They want me to raid his possible hideouts.” He opens his mouth to continue but you keep going. “No intel yet. Apparently he was remotely controlling that thing.”
“I figured as much. Metallokinesis, right? It’s got range.”
“Yeah, so they want me to find him out.” You swallow. “I want you with me.”
His response is instant. “Okay. I’m with you.”
“Not just this one,” you say. “All my missions. We’re a team now, we have to fight together. I’ll talk to my superiors.”
“I...okay.” Now he looks taken aback.
You stand up, brushing off your suit, bracing yourself against the wind. You reach your hand out to help him up. “Please don’t shock me this time.”
He takes it, and the tingles of electricity that shoot up your arm are warm and pleasant, like laughter. When he stands to face you, you notice that he’s actually not that much taller than you. Nor is he particularly bulky or intimidating. He actually has a lean, average physique, fit from the years of supervillain-y activities. Huh. Perception really changed things.
“When do you want to meet next?”
You look away, thinking. “Not tomorrow. Besides, I don’t yet have any info from the NSN,” you say. “We could do a little spying of our own, if you want.”
“Wednesday?”
“Yeah, sounds good.” You move toward the edge of the roof. “Bye, Dynamo.”
Just as you’re about to go, he calls after you. “Rush?”
“Yeah?”
“You can actually call me Chen. If you want.”
Your lips quirk into a small smile - at the same time your heart rate picks up. “That isn’t your real name, is it?”
He laughs. “No. But it’s the name I picked for myself when I first decided I wanted to be a supervillain. I like it better than Dynamo.”
Your smile widens. “It suits you. See you on Wednesday, Chen.” Then with a running start, you dive off the edge of the roof, plummeting down, the wind on your face like a thousand tons of force. With a loud whoop, you fall faster and faster, until you’re almost all the way down and then suddenly you blink - and you’re safely on the ground.
Sometimes, having an ability was seriously great.
Paragon was a borderline indie bar/club/thing that you’d gone to often, but not often enough to be familiar with. Today it’s packed. For a Tuesday, that’s pretty incredible. The tables are all crowded, the floor in between filled with people talking to each other and dancing in the music that plays lightly over the speakers. The stage, however, is still empty.
You pull out your phone.
You: im so anxious. there’s so many people here Jen: on a tuesday??? wowwww You: yeah i wonder if they’re all here for him though You: because if they are??? You: i literally will not be able to handle it Jen: ;) You: jennnnnnn come on
When she doesn’t reply, you sigh and put your phone away. Just in time, too. The whole crowd goes strangely quiet as a light flicks on stage, and then a figure is walking out and standing at the single mic. He takes a minute to fix it up, tapping and mouthing something to someone backstage, who finally gives a thumbs-up.
“How’s everyone doing tonight?” he says. A cheer goes up and you’re surprised when you even hear a couple I-love-yous screamed out. “I’m Jongdae and I’ll be your entertainment. Have a wonderful evening.”
Music starts up immediately, a strong electronic and jazz sort of fusion that has everyone drawn in by the energy. And then he starts singing and holy shit, you’ve never heard anything like it before. His is the most lively voice, warm in timbre and perfect in pitch. You know enough about music to tell his vocal technique is near perfect.
It’s obvious why the crowd’s so huge. He’s something else.
You spend the whole one hour show with your mouth slightly open, as he goes from song to song and shows off his amazing repertoire. From ballads to 80’s pop hits to electronic, he can pretty much sing anything. Near the end of the show you realize you’ve somehow made it to the front of the crowd. Here the press of people cheering and dancing is more than ever, and you just stand there, entranced.
It’s more than disappointing when he finishes up for the night and thanks everyone, waving enthusiastically as he disappears backstage. From there the people start to disperse, but there’s still a lot of people in the building for a Tuesday.
You decide to go looking for him.
Winding through the crowd, you skirt along the far wall and towards the door you saw him go through earlier. “Excuse me,” you mutter, nearly crashing into someone with a tray of drinks. Finally you make it, and even though the door is closed, you hold your breath and knock, thrice.
When no one opens up, you figure they must not hear you above the blaring music and knock again, harder this time.
The door swings open to reveal a scary-looking bouncer. You’re thrown off for a minute, but regain your confidence. “Uh, I’m Y/N,” you nearly yell. “Jongdae invited me.”
The bouncer guy eyes you up and down, then closes the door. You hear someone - Jongdae? - yell loudly from inside, then the door opens again and you’re ushered in quickly.
“Y/N,” Jongdae says, arms outstretched from his perch on a retro orange sofa. “You made it! I didn’t think you would.”
You shift on your feet, suddenly awkward. “Well, I did promise.”
He chuckles and pats the seat next to him. “Sit down. Want a drink?” You look at the table next to him, with a half empty bottle of wine, and realize he’s probably had a few drinks already. Unsure, you sit next to him on the sofa and take the glass he hands you.
“So, how’d you like it?” he wiggles his brows. The polite, simple Jongdae from your previous meetings seems to be gone; tipsy from alcohol and the high of his performance, he’s a lot more bold. A sheen of sweat still shines on his forehead, and his eyes spark as he looks at you.
“I loved it,” you try not to gush, but he must see it. “It was - incredible. You’re incredible.” Despite yourself, you blush.
“Thanks,” he says, a self-satisfied grin on his face as he leans back. “It means a lot more coming from you.” He winks. Your cheeks grow even hotter.
“Are you flirting with me?”
He takes a sip of his drink. “Only if you want me to be.”
You smirk back, feeling a little shot of confidence, your alter ego, come seeping in. “Well, in that case-” you reach out and put your hand on his arm “-please continue.”
He raises his eyebrow, obviously pleasantly surprised by your change in personality, but the drink is starting to hit your nerves and you only feel your adrenaline go up. “And what if I skip the flirting and go straight to propositioning you?”
“Try and see.”
His voice is close to your ear, breath warm on your skin. “How about we don’t go for dinner and you come over instead.”
“I don't know, don't you think it's a little soon for that?” Are you just imagining it, or are his lips on your neck? Blushing again, you feel your confidence waver for a minute. But then he’s really kissing you, and you're the one pulling him up from the sofa and towards the door.
He’s laughing as you drag him along. “Demanding, aren't we?” He still comes with you though, stepping out of the back of the building into a small alley.
“Which way?” you ask, looking left and right.
He just grins and pulls you down the alley, stopping in front of a monstrous-looking motorbike with yellow lightning bolt accents.
“Wow, I didn't peg you for a motorbike guy,” you say, a little anxious, but you take the helmet he gives you nevertheless. You climb on behind him, grasping around him loosely as the engine comes to life, and then fear overtakes your uncertainty and you’re clinging on to him for dear life, burying your face in his jacketed shoulder. He smells like standard men’s shower gel and vanilla and slightly like sweat - a scent that’s both comforting and exciting. Eventually, you gain the courage to watch your surroundings as you pass the downtown area and into an area with numerous apartment buildings.
“Wait, I thought you-”
“That’s my brother's place,” he cuts in. “I have my own.” You're both relieved and newly anxious that there won't be anyone else at his place.
Not that you were going to do anything. It would just complicate things. You’d had one-night-stands before - and they were one night stands because you snuck away right after. Usually your partner was too drunk to remember you and probably passed you off as a dream or someone else.
But it was different now, because you liked Jongdae. You knew him. Even with your limited time together, you could feel the beginnings of a bad crush, and even though you were willing to see where it went, the thought of a relationship still scared the crap out of you.
You had second thoughts suddenly. How would you explain it if you needed to leave this time? What if he asked too many questions, or rummaged in your bag, or you got too drunk and spilled your biggest secret? You almost grip his shoulders and ask him to turn around - just as you pull up in front of a fancy looking apartment building.
He parks. There’s no turning back now. “This is the place?”
“This is the place.” He hops off and then holds out his hand for you to take. As always, there are those familiar tingles dancing up and down your skin. You pull back your hand quickly, hoping it didn't look like you were being rude. Thankfully he doesn't seem to think so, and puts his hands in his pockets, humming a song from earlier that night as you begin to walk.
The door unlocks smoothly. He switches on the lights and you look around. Jongdae’s apartment is less personal than you expected it to be. It's also a lot more expensive than you expected it to be - everything is clean and modern, with decorative touches that have the hand of a professional and not a twenty-something guy who sings at bars. There are pictures of him and his family, but strategically arranged across the wall. His fridge has touristy-looking magnets that hold up printed out recipes and some scrawled notes.
He locks the door behind you. “I haven’t been spending much time here, so don't be surprised if you see dust or a stray sock or something,” he says, scratching the back of his head. Like he's nervous. You find it oddly cute. “Um, make yourself at home. I’ll see if I have anything to eat.”
You wander into his living room, which is more of the same. There are a few more photos of people who must be his parents and brother, a signed photo of him singing at another club, skin turned blue by the lights. You pick it up and look at it - study the electricity in his eyes and how alive he seems. So this is who he is.
“Is ramen okay?” he calls from the kitchen.
“I don't mind,” you call back as you put the photo back. There are some knickknacks: several small cat plushies, a jar full of coins and a handwritten note from someone named Kim Minseok, whom you guessed was Jongdae’s brother.
Jongdae enters the kitchen, two cups of ramen in both hands and a wine bottle tucked under his arm. He sets them down on the coffee table and doubles back for a couple of glasses. “Ramen and wine,” he says. “I know, I'm the epitome of hospitality.”
You giggle and take your share. “Thanks.” It's the instant stuff, but you're hungry and it tastes good.
Your teasing mood from earlier is gone, worn away by the ride here and the calm aura of his apartment. Right now, you just want to talk, lulled by the wine and the comfortable silence in between you as you eat.
You fumble for a place to start, going for an easy opening. “So, besides singing and eating brunch, what do you like to do?”
“Well, considering you just summed up my life in two activities, I’d say not much else,” he grins. “But Y/N, I barely know about you. What do you like to do?”
Usually you have a basic answer about your job ready to go, but this time you feel like you should be honest. Well, as honest as you can. “I’m actually a bit of a thrill-seeker,” you say tentatively. “I trained in mixed martial arts for a long time, actually. I like heights and horror movies and I have three tattoos.”
Jongdae actually looks impressed. “I would not have guessed that about you. I’m kind of proud I managed to scare you with my motorbike.”
“Surprisingly I've never been on one before,” you say. “But I really liked it. I’d love to go again.”
“Anything else you haven't done?” His eyebrows rose. “I’m not asking for the sake of future dates.”
“I’ve never been skydiving, for all my love of heights. You?”
“I’ve never actually sung in front of my parents. I think about that a lot.”
“Oh?” you finish up your noodles. “Why not?”
“Well, we're not really on good terms,” he says, looking down at his bowl. “I moved out early, because they didn’t approve of me trying to drop out of school. I started singing when I was sixteen, a few months after I moved in with my brother. So yeah. I haven't talked to them since then.”
“That’s kind of sad,” you say quietly. Your free hand inches across the space between you. “Why did you want to drop out of school, though?”
He shrugs. “I thought I had better things to do. Turns out they were just big dreams. I went back to school and graduated a year late.”
“What kind of things?” Against your will, your fingers have twined with his.
He smiles softly. “That’s a story for another time,” he says. “If you stick around long enough.”
“I plan on it.”
His grin widens. “Can I kiss you?”
“You already did.”
“Yes, but I didn't ask first that time.”
The corners of your mouth turn up. “Okay.”
He leans forward, excruciatingly slow. You close your eyes and swallow. It's not your second kiss, not even your twentieth, but it feels intimate and vulnerable in a completely different way. You actually care what he thinks, what he sees when he looks at you.
His lips touch yours, and you forget about the liabilities.
You wake, unsteady, in a room that's not your own. The covers are kicked off halfway and the other side of the bed is cold. You catch your reflection in the mirror across from you. You look exhausted, and there are a couple of wine-purple marks on your neck. Panic hits, sudden and familiar.
Shit. Did I -
You tiptoe out of the room cautiously. Jongdae is awake; you can hear him humming as he shuffles around the kitchen. Wary, you keep moving forward until he sees you and his face lights up.
“Good morning, Y/N. I wasn’t expecting you to wake up anytime soon. You sleep like the dead.”
“Good morning,” you return, uncertainly. “Jongdae, did we, you know…I don't remember.”
“Don't worry, nothing happened,” he says, grabbing eggs out of the fridge. “Do you like them scrambled or fried?”
“Fried, please,” you say, leaning hesitantly on the counter.
“Right. We were talking and you fell asleep on me a couple times. You looked pretty tired, so I carried you to the bed.” He looks up at you, a reassuring smile on his face. “So yeah, nothing happened.”
Relief spills through you, evident on your face. “Good,” you say, and then quickly rectify, “I mean - I was drunk-”
“No offense taken,” he laughs. You’re quiet as he cracks the eggs into a pan, working a little clumsily, but singing absently as he does so. You close your eyes and listen to the honeyed sound of his voice, a song you’ve never heard before but one that still feels familiar nevertheless.
With a pang, you realize that you could get used to this. 
And that terrifies you.
All of a sudden you want to get out of here. You clam up again, looking for an opening to leave - but he’s turning to you with a plate in either hand and the most blinding smile on his face, and you can’t help but stay a little longer.
a/n this is p long compared to what i usually write i’m actually surprised ? also is anyone else swooning over jongdae bc i am wow falling for your own character why dont you get an actual life mer
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continuing the hiatus with 4.05
Well I'm here avoiding responsibilities as usual, pretending that I don't have class in the morning or any laundry to do but like I said I've been watching shameless and I need a little wholesome ctm to balance it out lol & @ilovemushystuff recommended I watch 4.05 *thank u 😌*but let us go on this journey together 🙃...
the clothes lines remind me of home bc we don't have a dryer in our apartment haha & when it's cold out my mom hangs everything up around the house it's a hilarious nyc struggle lol
my bby shelagh!! 💕 so precious pushing the pram! omg we get to see this again next series *hopefully* with unnamed baby turner 😭!!
aw I miss summer!! I love being out in the summer *plus my birthday is in August*🙃
Ahh aren't we glad Shelagh got new dresses, cause I'm not feeling this one lol
Jenny Agutter's smile w/ her eyebrows raised >>, am I right
Wait this is the osteogenesis imperfecta case right ??
Laura looking angelic but that is not at all new, I just have to always mention it
Now all I can do is stare at her hair bc of this debate earlier 😂 what color?? 
but damn I don't like this dress either I forgot how disrespectful the costume designers were in series 4😂😂
Patrick grabbing her hand saying thank you ugh so pure 😭😢
"Two weeks in Lyme Regis does sound nice" ugh Shelagh's so adorable but LETS HERE IT FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT™ BC SHE DIDN'T EVEN REALLY ASK TO GO ON  HOLIDAY EVEN THOUGH SHE OBVIOUSLY WANTED TO & IN THE NEXT SERIES SHE PLANNED THE WHOLE DAMN TRIP WITHOUT TELLING HIM👏🏼 LOVE IT lol even though camping was a disaster
It's been 3 fucking mins and look at all the shit I've said wow I hate me
Pats and Trix!! I miss their friendship
Haha omg this is right after Trixie and Tom broke up #awkward
"Wild peach, isn't it glorious?" I love my other bby trixie. We are so similar but she's better 💕
PHYLLIS OUT HERE YES
"Roasted like a Sunday dinner" LMAO
aw this is the episode with the Sylheti mum, here's some quality early Babs
SISTER E 😭😭😭 I miss her aww
Omg &Sister Mary Cynthia! she just became a nun aw I miss her being so happy 💔 I hope she's in the Christmas special or Series 7 Premiere
"Ready?" ugh I just think of all the times we're heard that, like Trixie asking Shelagh when she was about to get married *hello my two favs interacting its iconic for me* or when Trixie told Sister MC off she wanted to ask her if she was ready when she went to become a postulant like if she was getting married,  my heart 😭 UPDATE: I made a post about it
speaking of my gal Beatrix here she is again
I want to be that platinum blonde tbh
Sister Julienne saying "little man" yes I'm here for this such thing
little Raymond like ST Raymond or the baby that was left on the steps .. wait what happened to him? I forgot lol it's been a while
I do not like Sister Mj's absence
but yes her nephew! Did he just like stop picking her up??
Aw Trixie wanted to hug sister MC I can tell, nuns can hug though why didn't she?
we were robbed of a cute sister MC & sister W young- nun dynamic duo
but I like sister Winifred so much more now she's lowkey golden
Diphtheria yikes
LMAO FRED HAS A DU RAG ON ??
I forgot that the old nurses uniforms were so washed out looking
sweetie, if a ANGLICAN NUN is telling you the baby needs more than prayer wouldn't you believe it ??
like wtf is Christian scientist anyway, yo no se
lol calm down Barbara that's a lot to translate
woah Pat's looks hella good with her hair like that 😍
my bby Trixie serving looks but is heartbroken 😍😢💔
THE PICTURE OF HER AND CYNTHIA!! THAT IS NOW ON HER VANITY MIRROR !! MY H E A R T
*twerks to the bicycle song*
"She says where he goes, we go - even the moon" ahh again my heart!! & it's so similar to what shelagh said in the last Christmas special 😭💕 *i think it was a bible reference but I can't remember bc my memory is fuzzy from being a reckless heathen* jk jk😂
How does a faja type belt help her?
I initially really liked Trixie and Tom but I'm so glad they found better matches
yo I'd be shook though if my baby's bones kept breaking and I didn't know why omg
The nurses being cute eating popsicles outside lol
aw wait Fred and Violet weren't together yet here, they're so cute haha
again so wild, like imagine no one knowing what your baby is hurt and no one believing that you didn't abuse your child?! I cNt
so scary
Ameerah is so pretty & how sweet omg she brought Babs a dish. She misses having girl friends omg!
The Poor Pentergasts
I feel you Mrs ^, I scream into my hands at least 3x a day *for obvs diff reasons*
Baby Angela💕💕 so precious
aw Patrick & Shelagh😭 but now that shelagh's been on her nightie game this blue nightgown should finally go #hereforthebrinylon™
Shit now Patrick is going to realize and blame himself
let Patrick not feel guilty for anything in series 7, cut this guy a break pls
osteogenesis imperfecta yup I remembered ✔️ well I remember watching this with my mom & her calling if before they knew it and I was annoyed bc She can't just watch she always has to be a nurse & put her opinion out there😂 like we watched the finale yesterday and I thought there'd be some suspense but nah she knew the pill gave her a deadly blood clot😒she was surprised they killed the first women described it to though
Shelagh's face while Patrick gets in the ambulance 😭💔
I miss the nuns singing !! mainly miss Laura singing but still!! it's very peaceful you feel?? let me hear some hymns
I feel you Patrick, you smoke that cig
Alright damn Mr Pentergast, I feel your anger but wtf were they supposed to think??
I get anxious watching Patrick be anxious tbh omg xzjkalsfo
the way he fidgets the pen so relatable
Shelagh kissing him on the forehead and the cheek 😢😭💔💕melts my cold little heart
"I don't want my Geraldine being seen by the receptionist" fuck u lady she's the best damn nurse out here Lmaoo
But seriously did everyone just forget she was a nurse/midwife when she was a nun? it has only been like a year since she left and got married so I wouldn’t think people would forget just yet but maybe? wtf lol. I feel like their story was such gossip that it'd be unforgettable? that's just me Lmaoo
Go get that uniform Shelagh!!!
she's so patient, dios te bendiga. She’s too good.
my angry self would've been like "do 👏🏼 ya👏🏼not👏🏼get👏🏼that👏🏼I 👏🏼was👏🏼 a nurse 👏🏼and 👏🏼delivered 👏🏼like 👏🏼half 👏🏼of 👏🏼your👏🏼 gremlin 👏🏼 children?!" Or "you don't want me to help? Okay there's the door, don't let it hit you on the way out"!
SHE'S GETTING THE UNIFORM PEOPLE
okay I don't think I've ever thought about it until now but Shelagh talks about Patrick's war neurosis with Sister Julienne like she already knew?? I bet Shelagh went to her after the adoption interview 😭
ugh I love their friendship/relationship it's so pure
This whole show is so pure! how can it remind you of the darkness in the world while still giving you faith in humanity??  There's nothing like it
I told you I caught my mom up with series 6 & she was just like "I can't believe we have to wait so long. Why can't America make a show as great as this?"
I then said "I know I have like no reason to live until Christmas" but she said i was being dramatic oops
*cue in the mirror*✨
SHE'S PUTTING ON THE UNIFORM PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you guys don't get how happy this made me when I first saw it omg, I was so tired of seeing her sad/upset and lost and distressed and everything but happy but THEN SHE PUT THE UNIFORM ON AND THE LITTLE HAT AND LOOKED IN THE DAMN MIRROR WITH HER MILLON DOLLAR SMILE AND I WANTED TO COMBUST I WAS SO HAPPY I WAS IN TEARS😭😭💖💖
SHELAGH TURNER DESERVES THE WORLD AND MORE, I WILL ALLOW NO ONE TO DISAGREE
AND IF U DO WE CAN FIGHT RN
I'm so proud of how far my bby has come ugh I can't deal
It's 1am why am I being a little emotional bitch™ ?? Ugh I just love this character
I'd fight for Shealgh or Trixie/ Laura and Helen in real life. They are gifts we don't deserve
BUT ALSO, YOU MEAN TO TELL ME ALL THESE PEOPLE DIDNT BELIEVE SHE WAS A NURSE & THEN SAW HER IN A NURSE UNIFORM THE NEXT TIME AND QUESTIONED NOTHING???
Like I know it wasn't the same people but still word gets around?
Shelagh and Tim's hug aww
Can we pls see a cute moment between them? We were played with that hospital scene in 6.4 bc it was like 2 seconds long
Patrick's pyjamas though >
the flat filled with things from patients is so sweet aww
How did no one else in Ameera's house get sick though?
Angela looking so adorable wow what a pretty baby
the real million $ question is, will we ever see Mrs B? Probs not Lmaoo
Still waiting for the day Timothy Turner has an angsty teen moment bc his unrealistic perfect child-ness has been going on too long
Disregarding that time he was mean to Shelagh in series 3, I won't forget it bc I wanted to smack him 😂👋🏼
*shelagh voice* Dr Turner's back to save poplar from ill health and disease
THE WAY HE LOOKS AT SHELAGH WHEN HE REALIZES IT WAS HER IN THE NURSES UNIFORM
ALSO I'm sure he realized a kink he didn't know he had lol 😭😂
tracheotomy 😬 how do they make it look so real ahhh!? wild
"..Because I have you" BYEEEE 😭😭💖💔💔💔 my heart melted into a puddle & I can no longer live
the first kiss that you can't even see !! But still it took a season & a half for the married couple to kiss!😂
Ok shh Vanessa is gonna say something profound I must hear
Who tf am i talking to? I'm losing my damn marbles
And yes that's a Hook reference
"Humanity is fragile and all the sunshine in the world can't save the frail or make the delicate invincible but love has the power to strengthen and protect and guide us to a place where we feel sheltered and fulfilled. Where it doesn't matter if it rains for we are home and dry"
UGH SUCH GOLD!!!
And Shelagh holding Angela next to Ameerah and her new baby, my heart!!
such an amazing show
The End.. until next time..
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First of all, a Happy Easter and Chag Sameach to all celebrating Passover.
It’s different this year, but we can still be happy!
It’s weird having a non-Easter this year. No Mass. No Chocolate Bunnies. No Easter Baskets. No eggs to color.  No outdoor Easter egg hunts. No Easter Parade.
Oh, what I would not give for a chocolate bunny right now!!
And no big Easter dinner of Roast Lamb.
Ahhh. Roast Leg of Lamb. It was a tradition growing up and I still love lamb!  
Instead, our Easter dinner won’t be an early afternoon Roast.  Instead, we’ll enjoy lamb kabobs and couscous.
Spiced these babies up with rosemary, ras el hanout, cumin, salt, pepper and garlic!
And tomorrow it’ll be back to work.
But, lets talk about how this week went.
In all honesty, I’m becoming very spoiled by being the only one at the office.  I relish in my alone time because although the amount of work is astronomical compared to “normal” times, I’m incredibly productive without interruption.
Actually–my boss is a very cool woman and if she wants it done, she’s got it done–from me!
It isn’t lonely either. I’m not longing for human contact. There’s too much work.
Evenings are spent going upstairs to bed after dinner.  We’ve finished Ozark. And cannot wait for the next season. I will not give any spoilers except to say that this is one twisted drama!
This is one crazy-ass series.  I’ve never seen Jason Bateman so….so…evil!
We started watching “Bonfire of Destiny” aka “Le Bazar de la Charité”, a French import on Netflix. It’s loosely based on true events from the Charity Bazar fire in Paris in 1897. This fire killed over 125 people-mostly aristocratic women and their maids.  The story centers on three women who’s lives were impacted by the event.
The story centers around three women, Alice, Adrienne and my favorite, Rose!  This poster is awful because it doesn’t showcase the true period of the events.  But the show has gorgeous costumes!
The costumes are absolutely gorgeous and it is a beautiful period piece.
The most interesting storyline is Rose, who was burned but believed to be dead. This is good TV!
The “Global” dinner search continues and last night we traveled to Morocco with a Chicken Tagine and couscous. And it was absolutely delicious!
The table was set for a sumptous dinner.  I think either Oona or Roman made that little blue dish when they were in grade school!
And speaking of yesterday…….at nine in the morning, I decided to switch out my winter clothing for summer.  A bit soon, I know. I know!  But it had to be done. eventually. Besides—this winter was so incredibly mild that all those heavy sweaters went unworn.  Many of the heavier pants went unworn.  And for four hours, I cleaned out dressers and my closet.  It was a chore but well-worth it.
Dresses and skirts all in order..
So are tops!
All summer shoes are organized too!  There’s a story to the Crucifix. Jesus fell off and I’m afraid to mess with repairing it because I don’t want to ruin Jesus. Hey. I’m Catholic. I’m not gonna mess with Jesus so I keep him comfortable on my shoes.  I feel like my shoes have been blessed!
And not to break productivity, immediately upon finishing that chore, Bonaparte reminded me that his supply of Gougères was down to two.  I made two batches.
Oh wait!  These are the ingredients for the souffle that I screwed up last week.  But wait! They’re basically the same ingredients in the gougeres! So I’ll keep the photo!
It was after finishing up the Gougères that I started on dinner.
Yes. This weekend has been busy.
There was a moment yesterday when I took a plate from the cabinet that I use often.  Oona made it. In Kindergarten. In 1995. In April.
Amazing how a 25-year old plate can make me so emotional!
And it brought to mind that back in 1995 in April on Easter weekend I was busy carting the kids from baseball to soccer to softball and coloring eggs and filling baskets and chatting with neighbors.
Who would ever think a pandemic would change things?
Regardless, I dressed for Easter today in a cute shift from Lilly Pulitzer because I wanted to feel like it was Easter.  I wore a cheery pair of flats, plopped on a wig and went to work….
I even took a shower, washed my hair and shaved my legs!
…making masks.
I’ve been creative while being lazy at the same time!
I took a cleaned, old white tee and cut it into thick strips.  Then I twisted hair ties at each end, folded the fabric over and ironed a makeshift hem with Stitch Witchery.
Tee shirt. Twirly Do’s for the hair. Stitch Witchery and a scissor of course!
I made five. At the end of the day, we can wash them, let them dry and have a clean one for the next day.  They are by no means perfect but they work!
Twirly do’s on each end, fabric folded over, held together with Stitch Witchery..
…and ironed!
Makeshift masks!
How long will our Indoornation last?  Hopefully, not too long but it doesn’t seem like it’ll end within the next few weeks.
Let us hope the end of this pandemic is near! 
Remember to keep safe and stay well!
Indoor Nation-Week Three. The Corona Chronicles First of all, a Happy Easter and Chag Sameach to all celebrating Passover. It's different this year, but we can still be happy!
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vileart · 6 years
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Libidinous Dramaturgy: Fran Bushe @ Edfringe 2018
Voxie present:
Ad Libido
A hilarious and personal quest for a ‘normal’ sex life.
1 – 27 August, Pleasance Courtyard, 3.30pm
Fran wants to want sex, but no matter how many wonder cures she tries, she doesn’t feel like her fire’s been lit. A sex quest (with songs), Fran explores past and present sexual experiences – including men who think their penis can fix Fran, speaks to medical professionals, considers dangerous remedies and gadgets and even makes a trip to sex camp in order to try to pursue a ‘normal’ sex life, whatever that means.
Ad Libido explores Fran Bushe's own experience of Female Sexual Dysfunction, (which covers problems with sexual response, desire, orgasm or pain during sex) a condition affecting at least 43% of women. Doctor’s had advised Fran to ‘go out and have more sex’ or to ‘stop having sex’ and once even to ‘just pop some Savlon on the problem area’. Having lied to her partners for years about her levels of sexual fulfilment, Fran decided this would be the year she stopped faking and began ‘fixing sex’.
What was the inspiration for this performance?
When I turned 30 I realised I wasn't enjoying sex. I was making all the right "ooh" and "ahhh" noises to keep my partners happy but I didn't really get what all the fuss was about.
Sometimes it hurt.  So, I went on a mission to fix sex. Doctors told me to go out and have more of it, partners felt inadequate and plucky men said they thought they had the magic penis to fix the problem. Truth is I just wanted to feel normal and felt I was missing out on a large part of being a human and so I wrote my show Ad Libido. 
Is performance still a good space for the public discussion of ideas? 
Definitely. The amount of people who come and chat to me about their sex life and genitals after the show is incredible. The more openly we talk about these things the more can smash boring old taboos. Let's get chatting. 
How did you become interested in making performance?
Apparently age 6 I refused to leave the theatre after watching Joseph and the Amazing Technicoloured Dreamcoat. Since then I've just been trying to create a Dreamcoat of my own (*sings* "I closed my eyes"). 
Is there any particular approach to the making of the show?
I was inspired to make this show during a Bryony Kimmings workshop. We really got to the core of what we cared about and what we wanted to make work about.  Ad Libido was selected for the prestigious Litmus Fest at Pleasance Theatre and I had incredible residencies at Arts Depot and Theatre Deli. Without these spaces to develop and fail a few times, songs such as My Magic Penis would never have been born. 
Does the show fit with your usual productions?
This show is very different. This is the most personal show I've ever made and 100% completely true. I read from my 16 year old diary about me trying and failing to frantically lose my virginity and take you through my time at Sex Camp. I can safely say this is the most glitter-ball-filled, talking-vagina-tent-full, magic-penis-deflating show I have ever made. 
What do you hope that the audience will experience?
I hope the audience will laugh. A lot. There is a lot that is funny about my story. And Sex Camp. I also hope they will feel empowered and able to speak about sex honestly if they want to. I also suspect they will be humming the "Smug Dolphin" song.
What strategies did you consider towards shaping this audience experience?
Toe tapping tunes, so many balloons, an underwhelming sex dance routine, an over head projector and a dolphin costume. 
   Ad Libido was developed for the prestigious Litmus Fest, a festival of new work at Pleasance Theatre in 2017 and has had support from the BAC, Arts Depot and Theatre Deli. The show was Commended at Vault Festival 2018.
Fran Bushe is an award nominated comedian and a prizewinning playwright. Her first play The Site won a Hampstead Theatre playwrighting competition and was performed at The Roundhouse. She is reunited on Ad Libido with Director Ellen Havard, (Director of New Work, National Theatre Studio), who was Assistant Director on The Site and she is also working with the composer Ben Champion, composing and writing original songs for Ad Libido.
   LISTINGS INFORMATION
1–20 and 22–27 August (60 mins)
3.30pm
Tickets: 1–3 £6
4, 10, 11, 12, 17, 18, 19, 24, 25, 26 - £10.50 (£9.50 concessions)
8, 9, 15, 16, 22, 23 £9.50 (£8.50 concessions)
13, 14, 20, 27 £8.00 (£7.00)
Booking information:
   https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/ad-libido
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