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thistle-and-thorn · 1 year

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Hi! Thank you @queen0fthenorth I am breathing deep breaths.

1. Are you named after anyone?

My first name is after a book; my middle name is after my mother’s grandmother, and my initials are a pun because my parents are extra.

2. When was the last time you cried?

I finished Maps of our Spectacular Bodies by Maddie Mortimer today and it just absolutely floored me and I cried as much from the emotional impact of the narrative as I did from how brilliant it was. Wow. Just wow. Like, human genius is an amazing thing?!?! and this book is like…a reason that stories exist? I don’t know. Just still crying about it.

3. Do you use sarcasm?

Ummm. Technically yes, I guess? I don’t love the implication of sarcasm which is…being derisive or being really overly ironic or making someone feel stupid. I think I’m quite dry though.

4. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Hands (and if I’m being honest, boobs. I’m sorry. It’s respectful I promise.)

5. What's your eye color?

BROWN

6. Scary movie or happy ending?

Happy ending?! I guess?! Honestly, I want the horror to come from human folly and the happiness to be undercut by some inevitable tragedy. 🤷🏻‍♀️

7. Any special talents?

I can play Fur Elise with my toes on the piano.

8. Where were you born?

In the same hospital as my mother! Which is cute, I think!

9. What are your hobbies?

Reading, painting, biking, hiking, wandering into places I definitely shouldn’t go, and burning stuff in my oven cooking

10. Do you have any pets?

I had a goldfish named vanilla ice cream who ominously died on New Years Eve and I think it was an omen 😂😂😂 the fish was super old so like good for her but her timing was dramatic. I would expect nothing less from a pet of mine. At the same time…I wish it had happened 24 hrs earlier or later.

11. What sports do you play/have played?

I was in marching band?! Does that count?!

12. How tall are you?

Tall enough that I have to get stuff for my mom on the top shelf and short enough that I feel compelled to wear heels to work most days

13. What was your favorite subject in school?

History and English!

14. Dream job?

I’ve said this before but I just want to be Fran Leibowitz. It’s all I want. Truly. Get paid to be a writer who doesn’t write.

or dramaturgy.

But mostly Fran.

#tag game #I am maybe seeing Fran in March #And like is it bad that one of my biggest crushes is an 80 yr old woman #Thats not for me to say 😂

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zzoupz · 5 years

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I decided to answer it all so you can know more bout me maybe

If you’re lazy it’s okay just pass by

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Closed

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

Sometimes eh

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

In?

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

No thats a bad thing <:0

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

idk

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

Yeah, it’s a kind of collection I think

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

BE RUNNIN

8: Do you have freckles?

acne. a lot of acne

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

No, I don’t like faking smile :-(

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

haha let’s don’t talk bout it

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Sounds dump but yep

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

[DATA REDACTED]

13: What about pooped in the woods?

[DATA REDACTED]

14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?

No what kind of psychopath do that

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

yes

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

..5-10.. I just goes a camp thing..

17: What size is your bed?

IDK

18: What is your Song of the week?

......Earth...

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Yes, it’s okay for girls to wear blue too so why not >:0

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

A LOT

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

every Thai movie ever

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

With my mom becuz I’m a good bo i

23: If you’re a girl, bra size? If you’re a guy, pants size?

uh 30??? I dun remember :/

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

I don’t

25: What is your favorite food?

I D O N ‘ T W A N N A E A T

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Alice in Wonderland....idk why but yeah..

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Now my sis

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

girls can join boy scouts in TH too so both :0

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

[DATA REDACTED]

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

In a Thai language exam..yknow

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

Uh no

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

[DATA REDACTED]

33: Ever ran out of gas?

[DATA REDACTED]

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

ham n cheese ah

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

R I C E

36: What is your usual bedtime?

12.00 pm or even later

37: Are you lazy?

why ask lmao

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

“We don’t do that here”

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

dog. Just dog.

40: Are you horny?

[DATA REDACTED]

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

?????????????????

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

L E G O S

43: Are you stubborn?

sometimes

44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman?

Letterman >:0

45: Ever watch soap operas?

maybe

46: Are you afraid of heights?

YESYESYESYESYEYSYESYESYES S

47: Do you sing in the car?

A LOT

48: Do you sing in the shower?

no (or at least do a lip sync)

49: Do you dance in the car?

sometimes

50: Ever used a gun?

is toy gun counts

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

1-2 years ago

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

yes

53: Is Christmas stressful?

.....yes

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

A P P L E

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Teacher, doctors,...etc..

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

I AM THE GHOST

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Like a thousands times haha

59: Take a vitamin daily?

60: Wear slippers?

Everyday, everywhere. (even in a wedding or somethin)

61: Wear a bath robe?

62: What do you wear to bed?

[DATA REDACTED]

63: First concert?

A free concert in a Songkran festival

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

SEVEN - ELEVEN

65: Nike or Adidas?

Nike

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

CHEETOS

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seeds :)

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

Nah

69: Ever take dance lessons?

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

[DATA REDACTED]

71: Can you curl your tongue?

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

Nu :(

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

No but also yes

74: Own any record albums?

Yes :)

75: Own a record player?

Yes but also no :)

76: Regularly burn incense?

idk

77: Ever been in love?

A LOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

Hatsune Miku would be great

79: What was the last concert you saw?

A concert of some random singer I don’t know bc I din’t listen to Thai musics

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

Cool pls

81: Tea or coffee?

Choco bleach

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

Snickerdoodles mayb

83: Can you swim well?

I ever almost drown to dead so guess what

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes but just a bit

85: Are you patient?

up to the situation

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ 😎😎😎

87: Ever won a contest?

A Chinese hand writing contest.

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

No what kind of 12 yrs old do that

89: Which are better black or green olives?

I don’t eat them idk

90: Can you knit or crochet?

Eh no

91: Best room for a fireplace?

you better not make a fireplace in a room.... okay maybe a classroom is okay

92: Do you want to get married?

93: If married, how long have you been married?

No I haven’t

94: Who was your HS crush?

Don’t have one :/

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

that’s.....a yeah

96: Do you have kids?

97: Do you want kids?

NO AND ALSO NO

98: Whats your favorite color?

yello

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

@ruzz-0v0 😔😔

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szote · 5 years

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i love these

Rules: answer 21 questions then tag 21 people

thank you @the-trans-klaus , i love these but also sorry bc i forget to answer them 😂

Nickname: usually szote which i love (it’s just my surname and the first letter of my name combined), sometimes ew (but read in polish not english!) (it’s just an abbreviation from ewa which is my birth name)

Zodiac: my oversensitive cancer heart will be the death of me 🙌🏻♋︎

Height: 165 cm which the internet tells me is 5′4′’ 👀 i am smoll and i’m trying to be okay with it

Last movie I saw: i love movies and good cinematography so muchh!!! the last movie i saw was Girl; it tells a story about a trans girl in Belgium whose biggest dream is to be a ballet dancer; i loved it and cried

Last thing I googled: “TIMBERLAND MEN'S EARTHKEEPERS® ORIGINAL LEATHER 6-INCH BOOTS poland” bc I’ve been binging buzzfeed unsolved and i want to have these boots so bad but no one delivers them to poland and i’m crying

Favorite Musician: qs like these are so hard but if i HAVE to choose i’d say bastille or tøp 👌🏻

Song stuck in my head: “Znów wędrujemy” by Grzegorz Turnau; i don’t usually listen to polish music but this song is so freaking amazing, it’s so goooood go listen

Other blogs: I had up to 6 or 7 side blogs for different fandoms at one point but i deleted them all in one of my cleaning sprees, now i have my main art blog, sherlock sideblog (where i dont really post anymore but have over 2k followers so i didn’t want to delete it), photography side blog and this one which is a giant mess for reblogs and all the dumb stuff

Followers: 82 on my art blog and 80 here which is both sad and funny

Following: 411

Amount of sleep: usually 7,5h and i’m a big sleep schedule geek

Lucky numbers: never really had one (or any lucky anything whatsoever)

Dream job: definitely something connected with art (either in photography, film, drawing/comics/illustration i don’t know but i love them all, i think i’d love to be freelance so maybe all at the same time?? who the frick knows)

What I’m wearing: i’ve got a gap year, i’m in a hoodie and sweatpants 90% of the time (currently it’s my favourite “It’s only cannibalism if we’re equals” hannibal hoodie)

Favorite food: pad thai or margherita, mango lassi as a drink

Language: polish is my native language,i’m fluent in english (and idk why but i love it so muchh), i had 6 yrs of german and 3 of french at school but i literally barely remember anything and am a bit mad at myself about it), started learning italian in november (?) and i’m loving it!

Can I play an Instrument: ukulele only, learnt to play the piano and the drums for a while in childhood but i dropped it (and i wish i hadn’t 😭)

Favorite song: i won’t even try to answer this one

Random Fact: i’m insecure about the fact that my obsessions change fast and with them sometimes my aesthetics and that maybe i don’t really have my own style

Describe yourself in aesthetic things: fingers dirty with charcoal, lakes in a middle of forests, running in snow-covered woods, black hoodies, watching the sunrise while your family is asleep, waking up to birds singing by your window, the sound of locking a door, raspberry smoothies, walls covered in posters (but symmetrically hanged), well-organised wardrobes/drawers, buzzcuts, good long hugs, sitting either on the floor or the tables, dancing when you’re home alone, band t-shirts, the sound of sketching on a rough paper, a clean shot through a basketball hoop, crushing on strangers on public transport or at coffee shops, singing in the car (sorry there’s so many, but once i started i couldn’t stop)

not gonna tag 21 ppl but here are a few (do this only if you want to!)

i’m tagging: @bxnditto @purplechimera8 @reyloarmy @jetset-lifee

#thank you again bee!!!!!#tag games #i talk #personal

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caws5749 · 5 years

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1-85 (:

1. Are looks important in a relationship? Um not really??

2. Are relationships ever worth it? Uh yeah I think so

3. Are you a virgin? No

4. Are you in a relationship? Yeah

5. Are you in love? No comment

6. Are you single this year? Uhh no? Cuz of 4? Am I understanding this right?

7. Can you commit to one person? Yes

8. Describe your crush. she's such a dork and it's the cutest thing. Bc she will like be all serious and stuff but then ridiculously silly and the contrast is so funny and adorable. She's also insanely sweet, but it's not in the typical way. She also cares about a lot about things, and the passion that radiates thru her when she talks about those things is really admirable. I could also get lost in her eyes. She's impulsive sometimes and her thoughts are sometimes in every which way, but it's adorable. Also she's hot.

9. Describe your perfect mate. someone who understands me.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? No

11. Do you ever want to get married? Yes

12. Do you forgive betrayal? Depends what kind of betrayal

13. Do you get jealous easily? YES

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Um..yeah

15. Do you have any piercings? Just my ears

16. Do you have any tattoos? Yes I have 6

17. Do you like kissing in public? Little kisses yes, making out no

20. Do you shower every day? Yeah p much

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Yeah

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Umm idk

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Definitely

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? No

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Yes

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Um maybe?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Dont think so

28. Have you ever been cheated on? Don't think so, maybe my first bf?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? HELL NO

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Yes, idk more plump lips maybe a diff nose

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Both

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? No

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? NO

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Yes

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yes

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Um I don't think so?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yes

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Yes?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Umm I don't think so

41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yes

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Lmao NOT LONG

43. How long was your longest relationship? 1.5 yrs I think

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Uhhhh 3??

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? Zero

46. How many times did you have sex last year? Zero

47. How old are you? 21

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Okay

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Ooh that's tough. Prob her willingness to help others/kind heart

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Um yeah but this is like a tough one to answer for those who don't know what's up in my life cuz it's well yeah

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? No. I don't think so

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Yeah I think so. She's just never going to be who I want her to be.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Not that I know of

54. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes there are several.

55. Share a relationship story. A few years ago, my gf came out to visit me in California. When I saw her walking towards me in the airport, all the emotional pain I was feeling about California went away, and I felt just pure happiness looking at her.

56. State 8 facts about your body. This one is weird. I have an area of edema in my left foot that will prob never go away. I frequently pick at my fingers. I have a butterfly ish shaped birthmark. I have an area on my finger that's all discolored, and people usually think I've hurt myself somehow. I have lots of freckles. I'm pale. My hair on my body is pretty light, so I can get away with not shaving often. My ears aren't symmetric.

57. Things you want to say to an ex. Nothing

58. What are five ways to win your heart? Be romantic. Ask me about my day. Compliment me. Hold my hand/keep a hand on my lower back/any sweet touches I'll melt. Kiss me often.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? Not even a year.

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Whether they only talk about themselves.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Um. This ones. Real personal. Um. Idk. gonna keep it general. Lingerie?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”? Nope.

64. What is your definition of cheating? Nope.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? NOPE.

66. What is your favourite roleplay? never have, well, wait.. does good/bad girl sorta count

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Classy, romantic dinner, with champagne and nice food, subtle touches

69. What turns you off? Someone who only talks about themselves.

68. What is your sexual orientation? Lesbian

70. What turns you on? A lot.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? Um.. nope.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? You're beautiful. You're sexy. Cum for me.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Take me on a surprise date.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? ?? Does this mean body stuff? Idk nice eyes?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Come to Cali. Come over to my house when I was sad.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? I honestly don't know?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Um just not too big a gap ig

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? NOPE

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? Idk today? Of my cousin? I'm a super jealous person

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Today

81. Who are five people you find attractive? NATASHA ROMANOFF/SCARLETT JOHANSSON, my gf, Priyanka Chopra, Nick Jonas, Emilia clarke

82. Who is the last person you hugged? My grandma

83. Who was your first kiss with? My first bf

84. Why did your last relationship fail? no.

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? Um ?

#madison speaks #answered #ask game

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all-these-wild-things · 7 years

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1 all the way through 85. All the asks. All of them.

1. Are looks important in a relationship? Um, to an extent, yes. A physical attraction is definitely important in a relationship. That being said, I feel physical attraction comes along emotional/mental attraction. Take that as you will.

2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yeah, of course. They work, sometimes. They help us grow, make us who we are. It’s healthy to be in relationships, even if they’re brief.

3. Are you a virgin? Nope.

4. Are you in a relationship? I mean, I certainly have a certain kinda’ relationship with a very special person at the moment, but I’m not sure that qualifies in this question.

5. Are you in love? I do believe so, yes.

6. Are you single this year? Yes.

7. Can you commit to one person? Absolutely.

8. Describe your crush: She’s cute, she’s artistic, she’s smart, she’s driven (toward what I’m not quite sure yet, but she works real hard), she’s sexy, she’s funny, and she’s laughs at my jokes.

9. Describe your perfect mate: Eh, I’m not down for this one. I don’t know if there’s one person out there that’s “perfect” for me. There’s always conflict and that’s not a bad thing. I guess something that’d make a mate “perfect” would be a high tolerance for my fuckery. :^)

10. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe you can tell how you might be able to feel about a person from the first time you look into their eyes. I don’t know if that’s love, but…

11. Do you ever want to get married? Sure.

12. Do you forgive betrayal? Not easily, and if I do, I never forget it.

13. Do you get jealous easily? Depends. I don’t get jealous of my partner’s friends. I don’t really get jealous over mild flirtations either. Only time I really get jealous is when I see someone make a move at the person I’m intimate with. That’s the time to show a little flex. End of the day, though, she’s with me. *Shrug*

14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Yes.

15. Do you have any piercings? No.

16. Do you have any tattoos? Not yet!

17. Do you like kissing in public? Yes.

20. Do you shower every day? I try.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I’m pretty sure, either that or she’s a skilled liar.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Probably.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Of course.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Nah.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? We don’t always get what we want.

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Probably.

28. Have you ever been cheated on? Yeah.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Unfortunately.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? No.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? lmao yes.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Yup.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Yeah.

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Yup.

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yes.

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Oh yeah.

37. Have you ever liked someone your friends hated? Yeah.

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? I believe so.

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? When have I not?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? For sure.

41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yeah.

42. Already answered.

43. How long was your longest relationship? Seven months?

44. How many boyfriend/girlfriends have you had? More than I recall.

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? That was a long time ago. Probably a couple.

46. How many time did you have sex last year? The only person I had sex with last year was in December to early 2017, so probably a few times. idk

47. How old are you? 21.

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would say? “You think I care about your boyfriend” or something like that.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Can’t relate. Single.

50. Already answered.

51. Is there a boy/girl you would do absolutely everything for? A couple.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Yeah, because I’m done with them.

53. Already answered.

54. Is there someone you will never forget? Yes. I’m putting a representation of @all-things-cameron and my long-term bond on my body, in ink, forever.

55. Share a relationship story: It ended badly. The end.

56. State 8 facts about your body: Hairy, tall, broad, ticklish, pale, chubby, mine, beautiful in its own way.

57. Things you want to say to an ex: Hey, I’m not sorry we didn’t work out. I don’t mean that as a dick move, I just mean that you’re probably better off without me. I’m an asshole. Also, it was just our time to part ways.

58. What are five ways to win your heart? Food, jokes, common interests, long conversation, comfortable silence. Really need all five.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture) Look at my #me, you’ll see plenty. I’m sick atm, so no selfies.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 10+ yrs on a couple occasions, me being the junior.

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Their eyes and the signs they give.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could do for/to you? Enter a committed, long-term relationship with me. :^)

63. What is your definition of “having sex?” When two consenting adults come together and make sweet, sweet love in whatever form they please.

64. What is your definition of cheating? When two consenting adults come together and make sweet, sweet…intimacy behind one or both’s partner’s back.

65. What your favorite foreplay routine? Give me a bratty girl. ;)

66. What is your favorite roleplay? Cops and robbers. :^)

67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Doing just about anything with someone I care for deeply.

68. What is your sexual orientation? I’m straight. I mean, yeah, I fucked a dude, but I don’t consider myself gay or even bi. Wouldn’t really fuck a dude again, unless it was special circumstances.

69. What turns you off? Not much, but uh, general “aggrivating” behavior, I suppose.

70. What turns you on? Almost everything. Certains looks, certains touches, certain words, movements, gestures…The list goes one.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? Don’t really get exceptionally kinky wet dreams. So idk.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex? Fuck, Daddy, Please, “Please, Daddy,” and uh, just about anything else that means she’s begging. :)

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Bring me a milkshake. I’m starving and want ice cream.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Hair, eyes, smile, booty.

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Don’t recall.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Not for me to say. You’d have to ask the people from my past.

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? I mean, it’s chill as long as both folks are adults. However, there is a point where age gaps lead to experience gaps and older partners are sometimes in completely different stages in life than younger ones. Leads to couples wanting different things, which is kinda’ unhealthy.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret? I got a thing for people that aren’t available to me. It’s become a trend.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Idk if it qualifies as jealousy (might be more envy, but it’s a complicated situation) but that was probably about…thirty minutes ago. Friday, October 20, 2017 at 10:15pm. :^)

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? This morning.

81. What are five people you find attractive? Too many to think of. Sorry, can’t answer.

82. Who is the last person you hugged? @maybridges99

83. Who was your first kiss with? A girl from my second grade class. Think her name was Lauren.

84. Why did your last relationship fail? Idk, ‘cause I’m an asshole?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the internet? Probably not again. idk though.

@whimsicallyart I hope you’re happy! XD This is a tell-all of my fuckin’ life, I swear! Thank you though, really distracted me! Much appreciated. :)

#me

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imjaebumaf · 7 years

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☆…SHOULD WE KNOW US A LITTLE BETTER TAG…☆

Tagged by: @eyesoftheshinigami CHLOE MY PRECIOUS 💘💖💜💙💗💙💜❤️💝💚💓💞💕💫💛💚💘💖💜💙💗💙💜❤️💝💚💓💞💕💫💛💚

Rules: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST: 1. Drink: strawberry kiwi capri sun bc i’m a child 2. Phone call: little sister 3. Text message: shawn my gbf 4. Song you listened to: later - rick bridges 5. Time you cried: yesterday while watching scandal lol 6. Dated someone twice: no 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: no 8. Been cheated on: nope 9. Lost someone special: yeah 10. Been depressed: i’m always lowkey depressed 😊 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: 2 or 3 times, the red velvet cake incident was the most memorable :-)

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: robin’s egg blue, seafoam green, & lavender

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yes like chloe who tagged me <3333333 16. Fallen out of love: no 17. Laughed until you cried: every day 18. Found out someone was talking about you: i would’ve been better off not finding out??? :///// 19. Met someone who changed you: yeah 20. Found out who your friends are: i’ve always known ☺️ 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: I WISH @ my lab partner last year 😫💕

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: a lot of them are middle and high school people i like saw in the hallway and we kinda know each other’s names but aren’t actually friends lol 23. Do you have any pets: no but i want a cat so bad :/ 24. Do you want to change your name: yeah i think it’s so boring lmao 25. What did you do for your last birthday: the squad took me to a new korean restaurant and it was so delicious and really nice to hang out after a while :’) 26. What time did you wake up: HI HELLO IT’S ME YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD NOCTURNAL I WOKE UP AT 5PM TODAY 💀💀💀 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching scandal lol 28. Name something you can’t wait for: there’s nothing exciting coming up lol, i can’t wait to stuff myself at the restaurant we’re going to for father’s day? 😂 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: like 2 weeks ago, i’m home for the summer but i stay in my room to avoid seeing her… in our own house 💀 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: i’d really like a redo of college lol, i know i’m smart but i’ve wasted so much of my potential doing dumb shit and i really wish i had known what i do now so that i would’ve been more motivated to do well these past 3 yrs 31. What are you listening right now: later - rick bridges lol issa bop 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i’ve known a thomas since elementary and he was the biggest dork until he completely transformed into a hunk in high school plus he’s super nice and really funny so srsly the whole package 😫💕💕💕 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: this one mutual who says a lot of things i disagree with but they make a lot of nice gifs so i don’t wanna unfollow :/ 34. Most visited Website: tumblr ofc!! 35. Elementary: was a great time, wouldn’t change a thing 36. High school: would also like to redo :/ bc of a boy but still :/ 37. College: REDO REDO REDO 38. Hair color: boring black :/ 39. Long or short hair: longgg i love sm 40. Do you have a crush on someone: his name’s jaebum and he’s the LOML!!! 41. What do you like about yourself: i’m really good with my hands 😏 jk i mean artistically 42. Piercings: 3 on ears 43. Blood type: idk :/ 44. Nickname: an-eye and ‘the demandor’ i hate my friends 45. Relationship status: #foreveralone 46. Zodiac: pisces 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV show: PRISON BREAK 🗣🗣🗣 49. Tattoos: 0 but i want some :/ 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: 0 52. Piercing: ears 53. Sport: what’s a sport 55. Vacation: canada and vietnam 56. Pair of trainers: vansss the shoe of my life

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: com thit kho 😋 58. Drinking: orange juice 59. I’m about to: watch scandal lmao 61. Waiting for: myself to change :/ 62. Want: whataburger patty melt and fries 63. Get married: maybe 64. Career: dental

WHICH IS BETTER: 65. Hugs or kisses: HUGS they’re so warm 😢 66. Lips or eyes: eyes specifically jaebum’s eyes 😢😢😢💕 67. Shorter or taller: i’m a midget so taller 68. Older or younger: preferably same age to a couple yrs older …or a sugar daddy that’s cool too i need to pay off my student loans 😊 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: NICE ARMS MAKE ME N*T 71. Sensitive or loud: loud to counterbalance me lol 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant, i hate cleaning up other’s messes lmao

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: no 75. Drank hard liquor: i love rum 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: nope 77. Turned someone down: omg the most memorable one was in hs when a sorta-friend confessed and my other friend called me heartless afterwards bc i didn’t change expression at all while rejecting him 💀 78. Sex in the first date: nope 79. Broken someone’s heart: i still think about it :/ 80. Had your heart broken: not irl but when a character i’m attached to is killed off in a show/movie/story… 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 81. Been arrested: nope 82. Cried when someone died: i’m lucky that no one close to me has died 83. Fallen for a friend: that’s how it always happens :’)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: less and less as i get older :/ 85. Miracles: no 86. Love at first sight: no 87. Santa Claus: lmao no 88. Kiss in the first date: sure 89. Angels: no

OTHER: 90. Current best friend’s name: my #1 is carolyn <333 91. Eye color: turd brown :/ 92. Favorite movie: um i’m still not over GOTG2!!! and all christopher nolan films

Tagging: aldjflasdfj i’m always scared of tagging people in case they’ve already done it and bc i don’t wanna bother them 😢 but if anyone wants to do this just do it and say i tagged u ☺️

#tagged

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batsysims · 7 years

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100 QUESTIONS NO ONE ASKS

I was tagged by @tickledsims ty ily!!

1. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR CLOSET DOORS OPEN OR CLOSED? CLOSED when i was younger my little sister had a baby doll that would talk on its own at night and we called it the demon baby and hooooly shit

2. DO YOU TAKE THE SHAMPOOS AND CONDITIONER BOTTLES FROM HOTELS? i dont take those bc my hair cant take cheap hair products but i do take the soaps!!

3. DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR SHEETS TUCKED IN OR OUT? i put the mattress cover sheet thingy on my bed but i dont use an actual sheet :/

4. HAVE YOU STOLEN A STREET SIGN BEFORE? nah lol

5. DO YOU LIKE TO USE POST-IT NOTES? YES i love using office supplies i could spend all day at staples omg

6. DO YOU CUT OUT COUPONS BUT THEN NEVER USE THEM? no lol but il save the lil receipt coupons and find them in my wallet months after they expire

7. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A BIG BEAR OR A SWARM OF BEES? hhhhh bees

8. DO YOU HAVE FRECKLES? yep!! i love them its why im scared to use foundation i dont wanna lose em

9. DO YOU ALWAYS SMILE FOR PICTURES? i either smile or if my moms takin the pic il make a stupid face

10. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE? i have terrible road rage...... um........... i also hate it when men interrupt me i just walk away at that point

11. DO YOU EVER COUNT YOUR STEPS WHEN YOU WALK? yeah i pretty much count everything

12. HAVE YOU PEED IN THE WOODS? i dont think so??

13. HAVE YOU EVER POOPED IN THE WOODS? def not lmao

14. DO YOU EVER DANCE EVEN IF THERES NO MUSIC PLAYING? i have an eating dance, a drinking dance, and a video game playing dance hahaa

15. DO YOU CHEW YOUR PENS AND PENCILS? yes ugh it annoys me but i cant stop

16. HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH THIS WEEK? at LEAST 0

17. WHAT SIZE IS YOUR BED? i think its a single? a single or a twin either way im miserable send help

18. WHAT IS YOUR SONG OF THE WEEK? ummm probably You by Weird Milk?? its the most recent song i added on spotify so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

19. IS IT OK FOR GUYS TO WEAR PINK? yeah def unless its one of those “real men wear pink shirts” like just.... stop

20. DO YOU STILL WATCH CARTOONS? sometimes my sister makes me watch stevens universe?? il watch phineas and ferb too bc honestly who doesnt anime too but not always cartoon ones or w/e

21. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE MOVIE? 2001: A Space Odyssey and Daughters of the Dust come to mind

22. WHERE WOULD YOU BURY HIDDEN TREASURE IF YOU HAD SOME? u kno where ;) no how big is the treasure?? if its a lil bit id put it in that drawer under the oven bc my family never uses that but if its BIG TREASURE id hide it in the backyard of the last house i lived in bc a. nobody lives there now and 2. its totally overrun with green bc of like two floods

23. WHAT DO YOU DRINK WITH DINNER? water! only water ever

24. WHAT DO YOU DIP A CHICKEN NUGGET IN? honey if theyre mcnuggets but other than that i use honey mustard!

25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD? chicky parm

26. WHAT MOVIES COULD YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STILL LOVE? honestly Inception is my feel-good movie

27. LAST PERSON, YOU KISSED/KISSED YOU? a lil babu

28. WERE YOU EVER A BOY/GIRL SCOUT? i was in girl scouts much longer than i ever wanted to be lmao WISH i coulda done BOY SCOUTS

29. WOULD YOU EVER STRIP OR POSE NUDE IN A MAGAZINE? if cash is involved absolutely

30. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WROTE A LETTER TO SOMEONE ON PAPER? aboutttt three months ago!

31. CAN YOU CHANGE THE OIL ON A CAR? no but i can watch

32. EVER GOTTEN A SPEEDING TICKET? when i first got my license yea :( 15 yr olds are dum

33. EVER RAN OUT OF GAS? twice! very good memories

34. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF SANDWICH? egg salad gud

35. BEST THING TO EAT FOR BREAKFAST? the all star breakfast at waffle house yasssss

36. WHAT IS YOUR USUAL BEDTIME? honestly like 9 since i always have to wake up at 7 in the am but il stay up til 11 if i can

37. ARE YOU LAZY? absolutely when have ACTIVE ppl done ANYTHING

38. WHEN YOU WERE A KID, WHAT DID YOU DRESS UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN? i was usually a cat bc i never could find a costume i liked smh but when i was 2 i went as winnie the pooh lmao

39. WHAT IS YOUR CHINESE ASTROLOGICAL SIGN? ox!

40. HOW MANY LANGUAGES CAN YOU SPEAK? just english but im tryna learn spanish and japanese and im fluent in french if a two year olds speech patterns can be considered as such

41. DO YOU HAVE ANY MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS? nah

42. WHICH ARE BETTER: LEGOS OR LINCOLN LOGS? LEGOS lincoln logs are big with nostalgia thoooo

43. ARE YOU STUBBORN? with dumb shit yeah but i usually just dont care enough abt stuff to deal

44. WHO IS BETTER: LENO OR LETTERMAN? theyre both old idc

45. EVER WATCH SOAP OPERAS? no lol

46. ARE YOU AFRAID OF HEIGHTS? not really tbh i like the adrenaline

47. DO YOU SING IN THE CAR? if im alone!! nobody deserves to hear that

48. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER? nahhh

49. DO YOU DANCE IN THE CAR? when im in the drive thru haaaa

50. EVER USED A GUN? id like to go to a shooting range some time but ive never used one im also very anti gun so i probs would never buy one unless it was a cute lil glock i can handle well

51. LAST TIME YOU GOT A PORTRAIT TAKEN BY A PHOTOGRAPHER? st patricks day it wasnt technically for me tho

52. DO YOU THINK MUSICALS ARE CHEESY? not in general but when ppl start obsessing over a certain one for months on end abt a certain time period and certain performers and certain songs and certain people of history i start wanting ppl to die

53. IS CHRISTMAS STRESSFUL? YEAH I NEVER HAVE MONEY WTF

54. EVER EAT A PIEROGI? my sisters obsessed with them so yea but never like. authentic polish potato pockets or anything just a frozen box of em

55. FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT PIE? apple?? im not rly into pie tbh

56. OCCUPATIONS YOU WANTED TO BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? ive wanted to go into law enforcement/criminology my whole life!! for a sec i wanted to be a firefighter, a journalist/writer/poet, and some sort of artist but u know how kids are

57. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? i tried to find that clip from malcolm in the middle for like ten mins but i couldnt yea

58. EVER HAVE A DEJA-VU FEELING? doesnt everyone tho?

59. DO YOU TAKE A VITAMIN DAILY? no im a bad adult

60. DO YOU WEAR SLIPPERS? nah

61. DO YOU WEAR A BATH ROBE? im not rich!!

62. WHAT DO YOU WEAR TO BED? usually just my undies but when im living with other people il wear a soft shirt and my dc heroes pajama bottoms ayyy

63. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONCERT? ive never been to one! i was gonna go see metallica in baltimore but i moved before i could smh

64. WALMART, TARGET, OR KMART? walmart sry targets cool but too much money!!! i go there for home things tho does kmart still exist

65. NIKE OR ADIDAS? ADIDAS ive been trying to get a full adidas tracksuit for YEARS

66. CHEETOS OR FRITOS? fritos! i like the super hot cheetos tho

67. PEANUTS OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS? peanutsssss

68. EVER HEAR OF THE GROUP TRES BIEN? Nope but they must be good im keepin @tickledsims response bc it made me laugh

69. EVER TAKE DANCE LESSONS? when i was a lil babu i took ballet and gymnastics a lil later

70. IS THERE A PROFESSION YOU PICTURE YOUR FUTURE SPOUSE DOING? i hope to never have a spouse ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

71. CAN YOU CURL YOUR TONGUE? yep

72. EVER WON A SPELLING BEE? ive actually never even had a spelling bee im sure theyre a myth

73. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE YOU WERE SO HAPPY? i think so??

74. OWN ANY RECORD ALBUMS? nah

75. OWN A RECORD PLAYER? nahhhhh

76. DO YOU REGULARLY BURN INCENSE? no but i had a roommate who did i fell in love

77. EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yeah ok lol so one time when i was a sophomore my french teacher had to use a substitute teacher and hes the reason i believe in love at first sight im STILL in love with him wtf ive also had a bf haha im hilarious

78. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IN CONCERT? i dont really do concerts so i couldnt say but i think matd would be fun!!

79. WHAT WAS THE LAST CONCERT YOU SAW? oh my god

80. HOT TEA OR COLD TEA? hot!!!!

81. TEA OR COFFEE? coffee!!!!!!

82. SUGAR COOKIES OR SNICKERDOODLES? i dont rly like either but i prefer snickerdoodles over sugar

83. CAN YOU SWIM WELL? i can only do that weird frog swim i forget what its called so no im shit at it

84. CAN YOU HOLD YOUR BREATH WITHOUT HOLDING YOUR NOSE? ye

85. ARE YOU PATIENT? if im able to distract myself?? it also depends on the severity of what im waiting on i guess

86. DJ OR BAND AT A WEDDING? probs a band i guess i dont rly think abt that kinda stuff sry

87. EVER WON A CONTEST? when i was four i won a coloring contest at the ice cream store

88. HAVE YOU EVER HAD PLASTIC SURGERY? nope im poor 89. WHICH ARE BETTER: BLACK OR GREEN OLIVES? both are good!

90. CAN YOU KNIT OR CROCHET? i can knit but i cant crochet

91. BEST ROOM FOR A FIREPLACE? fckn bathroom

92. DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED? not rly unless its a partnership longlasting romance stresses me out especially with financial responsibility etc

93. IF MARRIED, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN MARRIED? -20 years

94. WHO WAS YOUR HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH? my high school boyfriend hahaaa h,,,,

95. DO YOU CRY AND THROW A FIT UNTIL YOU GET YOUR OWN WAY? im an adult sry

96. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 1!

97. DO YOU WANT KIDS? nope! lmao i love her tho

98. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? red but i also like many others??? idk

99. DO YOU MISS ANYONE RIGHT NOW? ummm not rly?? im not close enough to anyone to miss them and those i am close to im able to hang with

100. WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TAG TO DO THIS TAG NEXT? god uhhh if you havent done it already and want to, @dreambot @nebula-simms @ellowynsims and @pixelbloom

#tag challenge #nonsims #ty lol that was fun

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yawoser · 6 years

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1-85 ♡

p: 1. Are looks important in a relationship? Nah but they help2. Are relationships ever worth it? Hellz yeah3. Are you a virgin? Yeah4. Are you in a relationship? Nah5. Are you in love? Nah6. Are you single this year? Yeah7. Can you commit to one person? Hellz yeah8. Describe your crushIts my crush what do u want from me everyones crush is described the same9. Describe your perfect mate What am i british what does this mean10. Do you believe in love at first sight? No11. Do you ever want to get married? Yeah12. Do you forgive betrayal? Yeah13. Do you get jealous easily? UghZzzz yes14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Baby baby babyy probably15. Do you have any piercings? Yeah 316. Do you have any tattoos? Soon17. Do you like kissing in public? Uhhhh i little pecks r alright20. Do you shower every day? Lol no21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Maybe22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Nah23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yes.....24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Possible bht probably not25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? Yeah but im not gonna be stupid like I usually am26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? Yes28. Have you ever been cheated on? Uhh no i dont think so29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Hellz nah..... except on animal jam but that was complicated 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? YeahIf so, what would you change about your body? Boobies31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Duh32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Uhhh idk loves complicated33. Have you ever had sex with a man? Nah34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Nah35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yeah36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Hellz yeah37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Uhh yes38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yeah39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Duh40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Yeah41. Have you had sex so far this year? No42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? My hands do not wonder i am a nervous woman43. How long was your longest relationship? 2 years44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 1 bf and like 7 ish gfs but most werent rly serious...45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013? 146. How many times did you have sex last year? None47. How old are you? 1748. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Idk id probably be super jealous/... but try my best to just be their friend bc thats more important49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Dont got one50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Nah51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Hellz yeah52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? Yes bc u sometimes u have to accept they do not care about uZzzz or at least enough that u have to keep trying so hard 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Nah54. Is there someone you will never forget? Hellz yeah55. Share a relationship story. Idk56. State 8 facts about your body Yghg 1. I have the flattest butt in the world 2. Got a moleZzzzz that sounds gross its not like a nasty mole its cuteZzzz its on my tummy 3). I have huge pores 4). I have acne scars 5). I have braces 5). I have really really small toe nails except me big toe the rest u can barely see 6). I have super frizzy hair 7). Super dry skin 8). I have blue eyes idk57. Things you want to say to an ex Ugh..... our relationship was so bad....... 58. What are five ways to win your heart? 1). Give me alot of attention 2). AffectionZzzzzz 3). Be funny 4). Thats 5). It59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) no im too lazy60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 3 yrs61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Idk ig like the convo how comfortable i feel w them62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Touch me boob nicely63. What is your definition of “having sex”? Someone gives h an orgasm64. What is your definition of cheating? Flirting..... idk cheating i mean u know when ur cheating sometimes thinking is cheating..... like u can not go after someone but if u think abt them and want to be w them..... basically cheating get outta here go get em65. What is your favorite foreplay routine? Idk66. What is your favorite roleplay? Idk67. What is your idea of the perfect date? Idk i just want tk hold hands and hug at some point.... cuddle68. What is your sexual orientation? I like me women idk69. What turns you off? No warningszzzz expectations70. What turns you on? Everything :/ 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? I dont remember those! Sheesh72. What words do you like to hear during sex? Idfk 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Anything zzzz literally something thinking abt someone doing something for no matter what it is would make me so happy i love that...... 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? Huh75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Uhhh idek76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Ugh idk77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? Idk dont be pedophile78. What’s your dirtiest secret? Bitch wtf79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? Ugh idk talk to someone more than me ill het jealous real quickZzz80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Carson duh81. Who are five people you find attractive?carson carson carson carson carson82. Who is the last person you hugged? Um my aunt83. Who was your first kiss with? Taylor84. Why did your last relationship fail? Ugh i just never had feelings for her85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? Duh

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