most unfuckable specimen alive is a man wearing a black impact text font t shirt with a phrase he thinks is funny on it
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im seeing dune 2 tonight and it reminded me that lady jessica and dr. liet-kynes are massive milfs
thankyou denis villeneuve for making liet-kynes a milf in ur movie top choice honestly
dude. oh my god. im losing my mind . now i NEED to get into this media. farewell .
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"You are an unusual specimen, to so boldly... walk into the mighty expanse of the Think Tank. Fearless and proud as a teddy bear."
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yes i think frozen the musical is inherently silly and you couldn't make me watch it even if you paid me but i do have to say elsa!willemijn is doing things to me that are hard to explain...
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Bimbo and the milfs idea :
Melina and Agatha taking r on a beach trip
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tagged by @denerims, @risingsh0t, @jendoe & @chuckhansen to make some ocs in this picrew, thank you!!
GRIMHILD SVENISDOTTIR (gow) • GEORGINA GRANT (spider-man)
NATINE SUNSTALKER (wow) • DELANEY VERES (cp2077)
FRANCES HAWKE (da) • ANNIKA DOBROVSKI (wow)
tagging @fenharel, @girlbosselrond, @aartyom, @morvaris, @rosykims, @malefiicarum, @prometheas, @jennystahl, @indorilnerevarine, @arklay & you!
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ok i have no idea how old lando is and idc but everytime daniel brings up how young max (who i’m pretty sure IS the same age as his gf) or lando is I viscerally cringe. like sir, the self awareness is in the negatives. YOU ARE SETTING URSELF UP. and they’re such exaggerated jokes too😐 calling them kids i literally cant💀 i like daniel but pls… stop… ppl already have enough material…
if you are waiting for rich vroom vroom man to have self awareness... you'll be waiting a long time im afraid... see it's BABYSITTING to have teammates so Young and speak in a totally different gen Z slang that you're tooooo old to get 🫣 no please don't ask ab my gf's age 🫣
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the thing about this website (and also other spaces, i'm sure, but this is the one where i hang out) is that people will reliably go 'everyone's on their own timeline and working through their own particular difficulties at their own particular pace! we have to be radically understanding!' until someone hits 30 and then it's like 'wow, pretty cringe to be that ancient and not have solved all your problems already! it's probably because you've been wasting time having interests, an activity you should have known was reserved exclusively for young, still-viable people!'
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