"9-1-1, please state your emergency"

"Please help... there's someone-"

"After a brief word from our sponsor. Today's 911 service was brought to you by Pizza Hut, where for a limited time you can order..."

Carlethia "Carlee" Nichole Russelll Missing In Hoover, Alabama

“Agency Name 911, what is the address of your emergency?”

“I need to make a report.”

“Okay sir, what do you need to make a report on?”

“Well, you see I can’t be too blunt on a recorded line, this unit wishes to follow the preexisting procedures in a positive direction, with forward momentum, not a retrograde motion in negative momentum. I am recording this line for the safety of this unit, and I have been told that the unit is too unruly for the halls of our courthouse. I am under threat to by the person who is elected to protect the health and safety of my family.”

(While he’s speaking I’m desperately trying to translate that into something I can dispatch, eventually settling on treating the call as a threat/harassment call)

“….uh….is….the person you need to report on present?”

“I don’t know, he should be the health and safety officer of this county. He has ignored my queries, backed by research into esoteric brain eating viruses that have affected the safety of my protected family. We have not consented to our birth in this country and this county has a responsibility to see to our basic safeties while we dwell in its border. This family is unwillingly bound to live in the illegal state of the United States of America and if you must know the government assigned designation of this unit, it is First Name, drivers license number, social security number, date of birth, Last Name. Please understand that I and my protected family are a legally protected unit designated separately from the United States of America under 1887 martial law and we may not be represented by any legal entity that does not present the proper gold fringe bordered American flag in the courtroom. The viruses I have dedicated myself to studying are passed through the 5G networks and I wish to be placed under this illegal government’s whistleblower protection unit. For the sake of my protection I cannot name any names and will not be disclosing any information further on this line. Please send an officer to 123 Main Street and please ensure he is a male of above average intelligence.”

Me:

Tommy 'my priority is Evan' Kinard

#same energy

Went back and rewatched That Scene and analyzed it now that I was up close

Its been approx. 37 hours, still not over it.

Dinner date

Cafe

evan, you have a little something on your face :)

please do not use my art without permission!

we all said eddie baby-trapped buck when he wrote him into his will. i actually raise you: buck parent-trapped eddie right after eddie's abuela ended up in hospital in 2x04 when pepa told him that raising a kid alone is rough. buck saw that hot single dad and immediately said he's gonna be second dad.

A lot of speculation (and some bitchass judgemental commentary) on why Tommy calls Buck Evan and i wanna give my two cents

I believe that Chim did NOT introduce them properly when he showed up. He was just like "hey Tommy bro it's been forever we gotta meet under non someone's life threatening circumstances oh yeah these losers are with me they're at the 118 too say hi losers this guy is gonna steal us a chopper"

And Buck was standing there a little starstruck as Tommy smiled and shook his hand and he definitely did his lil anxious stutter thing where he went "oh um hi im- evan- evan buckley" and before he could manage to get out the "you can call me Buck part" Tommy went "hi Evan, nice to meet you" and the fucking SOFT way Tommy said his name just had Buck's brain melting so he forgot about the Buck thing and then well they were stealing helicopters flying into hurricanes and it just settled as A Thing in his head that Tommy calls him Evan and Buck kinda just Likes It.

Meanwhile Tommy is increasingly confused about the Buck thing the more time they spend together and the more time he spends with the extended 118 fam the more he realises that NO ONE calls Buck Evan except Evan had very specifically introduced himself as "Evan. Evan Buckley" and had never once told Tommy he could call him Buck and now it's been so long Tommy's just afraid to ask what's going on.

This is all now canon in my head also I wanna read fics where Tommy is confused about the name thing now HAS ANYONE WRITTEN THE FICS!?!?

buck 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 eddie being really good allies! 🏳️‍🌈 and being totally normal when checking a hot guy's ass (no homo— but very homo!)

07x05 "You Don't Know me" | 03x04 "Triggers"

Guess what, good news!

You can ship both Buddie and BuckTommy!

I sure do and it's great!

sorry actually tommy is perfect for buck's first guy. like they're both so embarrassing. buck talking about tommy's fake mouth static in an accidental plea to be kissed. tommy fluctuating between calling him evan and kid. on god you two are going to be so disgusting together and i love it so much.

"you both like watching half-naked men pummel eachother" you're laughing. buck just called eddie a slur and your laughing.

911 is a serious show about serious things

part 1/?

Oliver talking to Variety about shooting the kiss scene for 7x04