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Manifesting that my future spouse claps these cheeks like he’s Christian Grey but with emotional stability and genuine intimacy 🧘🏻♀️
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50 shades of Grey is just an episode of bobs burgers if it focused on Tina.
#bob’s burgers#bobs burger movie#tina belcher#tina x jimmy jr#zeke x tina#50 shades movie#anastasia steele#fifty shades darker#fifty shades trilogy#romance
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Jamie Dornan
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HAPPY 40TH BIRTHDAY, JAMIE DORNAN!!!
#happy birthday#actor#50 shades darker#50 shades movie#barb and star go to vista del mar#jamie dornan#taurus
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i love my wattpad comments
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I'm reading 50 Shades Trilogy to see how close the story is to Twilight
I need financial compensation for having to read this line!
#this should be illegal#im calling my lawyer and doctor#twilight shitpost#twilight#twihard#fifty shades trilogy#50 shades movie
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I love how the author( a mormon)of twilight have made a series with the only purpose to promote waiting until marriage, but inadvertently made the whole ass generation of teenagers girls extremely horny by objectifing men. Also don't forget that 50 shades of grey was a fanfic of twilight!
#task fail horribly#das doesn't computer#twilight#twilight ships#twilight inspired#50 shades darker#50 shades movie
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So.... I may have watched 50 shades of gray.. and let me tell you.. that was the most ATROCIOUS AWFUL MIND ROTTING SUICIDE INDUCING PURELY DISTURBING DISGUSTING WHOLLY UNSPEAKABLE HEINOUS CRIME to ever exist.
So to those of you who have never watched it (believe me keep it that way) our scene sets with innocent 23 year old Anastasia Steele, who is doing her sick friends job and interviewing a billionaire for the school newspaper. (College dw) She starts asking the questions and judging him- which I suppose no one had ever thought to do- and- surprise surprise- he falls in love with her. His... interest in her starts mostly pure. "You should be careful when you drink, Ana." "You like books? Have fifty, Ana." "You're beautiful, Ana." And while it's slightly disturbing to watch a baby-faced, Edward Cullen knockoff flirt with DAKOTA freaking JOHNSON, if you put looks- and clichés and awful personalities- aside, you are left with ALMOST the bare minimum.
Now.. here is where the action starts. What's his name's intent becomes more and more... disturbing as time passes. He does some nice things.. he asks her on a nice date and she says yes. So he sends a driver to pick her up and take her to his FREAKING HELICOPTER. Now what I don't understand about this moronic scene is that HE IS THE ONE DRIVING THE HELICOPTER. NO ONE ELSE. JUST HIM. What if he has a seizure mid flight? What then? Anastasia's an English major (of fucking course) how the hell should she know how to fly a helicopter? But, much to my dismay, Billionaire doesn't have a seizure and the both of them live. He takes her to his home. Not a normal day spot, not somewhere public, but his HOME. I would say red flag number 1, but there has been many before this (ex. Showing up where she works, tracking her, ect.)
Anyway heres where the gross stuff happens so skip this paragraph if you don't want to want to stab yourself 58 times 😀. So one they're there... he proposes a contract. She will do whatever he says and be is legiterat S3x slave (with a very discomforting S3X CHAMBER!???)... and she gets... *drumroll please* "And what do I get?" "Me." HE ACTUALLY FUCKING SAID THAT!!! So then he tells her if she signs the contract and doesn't do EXACTLY what he says, there will be "punishments" this was a turning point in the movie from "Dumb love movie" to "Change the music and this is a true crime documentary" So anyway I'll spare you the gory details but the contract he gives her is weird, offensive, abusive, and altogether unsettling, so she tells him it was nice knowing him expecting that to be the last of it. Oh how she is wrong.
This part is also terrible. The next day he shows up in her apartment. IN her apartment. Not AT her apartment. Chalk up breaking and entering to his list of crimes (which I actually calculated). So anyway he essentially sa's her but she's like it's fine ig and hes like aight bet. So then she's like "how come you're all emotionally shut down??" And he's like "I don't have time for this" and then he leaves and she's sad.. but she forgives him. (WHAT?) So after that frankly SICKENING scene, it cuts to her mommy issues (Mommy can't make it to her graduation because her husband broke his toe) but graduation comes around anyway and Billionaire gives the worst speech I've ever heard. After his terrible display, not only does he nag Ana about signing the legally binging contract (the law's not the only thing that's gonna be bound lmao (he has to shake every graduates hand because he's important to the school?), but he DOESN'T LET HER HAND GO AND HOLDS UP THE WHOLE LINE!! And afterwards he goes up to her while she's with her father and speaks over her and then forces her to take a picture with him. GOD I WISH THAT HE HAD CRASHED THAT HELICOPTER!
Anyway after a redundant, honestly quite boring number of S3x scenes, Ana is starting to realize she's not super happy in this.. relationship. But after some emotional abuse she agrees to go to dinner with the guy and his family. She shares at dinner how excited she is to visit her mother in Georgia (which was established earlier) and guess who gets pissed? You guessed it! What's his name!! He literally throws her over his shoulder and drags her out of dinner. Then, when asked why he's so mad she's leaving, he says, "You're mine. You're fucking mine" (which made me want to throw up.) Anyway even after getting yelled at, she still goes to Georgia. Well it will be nice for her to have some time away from him, and it's good that she's spending some quality time with her mom. Their relationship really needed tha- OH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!! WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!!!??????
He shows up and makes her feel like shit.. again.. and then leaves in a hurry because of work. She also leaves and when she gets back he's worse than before. I won't go into detail but the things he does are borderline psychological torture. He then reveals that before he was adopted- when he was 4- his mom was a prostitute. Like I get your trauma dude, but you seriously remember when you were 3-4? His only crime in that moment was thinking that anyone gave a fuck. After this, they start fighting and Ana really starts to realize how horrible she's being treated. In the fight she asks why he wasn't to punish her and he says it's just him being him. So she asks him to... punish her. After some serious abuse she finally comes to her senses and leaves him.
And yeah.. that's the movie. It's horrible and gives faulty expectations of "love". It could honestly be a thriller movie. Anyway I really hope no one ever watches that movie again and the writers go bankrupt. Have a great night/day folks.
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I will never forgive the 50 shades movies for how they brushed over Christian Grey’s devastation in the third one when he thinks Anna is leaving him. In the movies he immediately knows something is wrong but in the book he breaks and it’s so true to his character because he is so broken and believes so bad of himself that he never truly thought she’d want him. Taking away that vulnerability takes away an essential part of him
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A section of a story I'm writing. It's a similar setup to 50 shades (except plot twist - a healthy BDSM relationship, but rich Dom guy and sub girl). Hopefully eventually I can get this published and play into the "rich guy sweeps me off my feet, makes me want to explore kink with a partner" fantasy so many vanilla ladies have.
#anastasia#anastasia steele#christian grey#50 shades trilogy#50 shades of gray#50 shades movie#50 shades darker#50 shades freed
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This conversation happened today
We’re listening to So Lonely by The Police and I look over at my bf and say
“One night we need to have a 50 Shade of Grey night”
My bfs eyes get REALLY WIDE and he is like “OKAY!”
I’m thinking why he got so excited and then it DAWNS ON ME!
My response is “Not that kind of night I mean we watch all the movies together”
His face falls and he was like “oh okay…”
I come back with a “We don’t have any if that stuff anyway”
WHY ARE MENS MINDS ALWAYS IN THE GUTTER 🤣🤣🤣
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I have an onlyfans! I’m very personal and take any requests. Let me know if you wanna get to know me!
#50 shades of grey#nyc#pretty#50 shades movie#amazing#cool#fifty shades of grey#hipster#love#new york#newyorkcity#niall#street#artsy#of#onlyf@nz#p0rno
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Can we talk about the fact that terrorism was the indirect cause of Ellen Degeneres' career being destroyed?
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50 SHADES OF GREY DID NOT DESERVE THIS SONG!!!
BEEN SITTING EYES WIDE OPEN BEHIND THESE FOUR WALLS, HOPING YOU'D CALL
IT'S JUST A CRUEL EXISTENCE LIKE THERE'S NO POINT HOPING AT ALL
BABY, BABY, I FEEL CRAZY, UP ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT AND EVERY DAY
GIVE ME SOMETHING, OH, BUT YOU SAY NOTHING
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER, 'CAUSE I KNOW I'LL BE LIVING IN VAIN
AND I DON'T WANNA FIT WHEREVER
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
I'M SITTING EYES WIDE OPEN AND I GOT ONE THING STUCK IN MY MIND
WONDERING IF I DODGED A BULLET OR JUST LOST THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
BABY, BABY, I FEEL CRAZY, UP ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT AND EVERY DAY
I GAVE YOU SOMETHING, BUT YOU GAVE ME NOTHING
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER, 'CAUSE I KNOW I'LL BE LIVING IN VAIN
AND I DON'T WANNA FIT (FIT, BABE) WHEREVER (WHEREVER)
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
I'VE BEEN LOOKING SAD IN ALL THE NICEST PLACES
BABY, BABY, I FEEL CRAZY
I SEE YOU AROUND IN ALL THESE EMPTY FACES
ALL NIGHT, ALL NIGHT AND EVERY DAY
I'VE BEEN LOOKING SAD IN ALL THE NICEST PLACES
GIVE ME SOMETHING, OH, BUT YOU SAY NOTHING
NOW I'M IN A CAB, I TELL 'EM WHERE YOUR PLACE IS
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?
I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER, 'CAUSE I KNOW I'LL BE LIVING IN VAIN
AND I DON'T WANNA FIT WHEREVER
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING YOUR NAME UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME
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