#3:54 pm and I’m thinking about going home in 36 minutes
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3/18
1:20 AM
Just read the first few pages of Megan boyles line blog book. I definitely want to try out the format for my writing and songs. I want to go on a drive and see what happens. I’ve already resorted back to my crazy person sleep schedule. After sleeping normally for a week at home I’m now right back to where I was before spring break. Yay!
1:24 Am
Pissing
Gotta remember to wash my face tonight
Think I’ll go on a drive
Gotta make sure my phone is charged enough firs. I’ll read for like ten more minutes then I’ll go.
Saw a guy from Charlotte on tick tok show a cool guitar lick. I want to be able to come up with cool guitar licks.
Feeling like I have to shit now
Why the fuck is RFK jr. On Vlad Tv
I should clean up the pizza I massacred earlier it’s still on my floor.
1:36 am
Could not scrub off hot honey and crust and sauce from pan so put it in the dish washer. It is not working for some reason… Emma probably fucking broke it , god damn it.
Texted the group chat.
Going to also text that girl if she’s had luck finding an apartment .
1:50 am
Trying to figure out dishwasher
Tried flipping switch to no avail
Oh there we go
Texted Emma back the group chat with a yes? Instead of a yes! Thought both sounded bad. So send a fist emoji to imply triumph?
Going on drive now , want to get drunk. Perhaps will buy alcohol if a store is open. I guess it would have to be a gas station. We shall see!
1:54
I guess I could go to cook out and get food so I don’t have to tomorrow. Sitting in drive thru is not something I like doing though. I wish I didn’t eat that whole pizza. I hate that I did that. Atleast I didn’t eat the whooole thing though. Drinking three cups of water did not surprise my appetite enough. I should have cut it and just put half in the fridge. Next time I’ll do that.
1:59 Am
I never just driven like this at night before well I don’t think so. Not alone. I did with that Anna girl. I can sing to myself in the car. Practicing.
2:16 Am
Looks like most gas stations are closed. It is cool to see things at night. The Christian book store had an Israel flag up which I guess shouldn’t be a surprise.
2:20 Am
I front of another circle k I can’t see the person through the window so unfortunately going to have to get out of my car.
They were open! Now to look at alcohol.
It’s cheaper than I thought.
You can’t buy alcohol after 2 apparently. So many rules that I’m clueless of. Cashier was nice though.
2:36 Am
I’m back at my apartment and want a snack. The calories that will come from the snack should be equivalent to the amount that would have been in the alcohol. Cheetos. I’m going back and writing AM even though it’s probably obvious.
6:08 am
Had a dream where I pulled a long either guitar string or plastic twist it from my back. It just kept going and going. When I looked in the mirror with each string I was ripping out of me my other arm was getting worn away. I was in the bathroom of my old Mitchell glen house. My room was super messau and I had an Echidnas that was giving birth out of its mouth in my bed. It was also my sloth beanie baby. Charlotte was in there. Stuff was just everywhere. Lots of toys. I looked out of the window and
I’m done too tired to continue
4:40 PM
My mom is texting me about if a guy who was looking for a roommate she talked to texted me. Nope. I really hope we find someone so I don’t have to do anything. Especially if it’s all done by them. that would be great.
Exporting a demo of new song called “charlotte “ and emailing it to myself. I like how it sounds so far. Trying not to overthink it. Trying to keep it simple. I’m almost out of storage in my gmail. I try to delete every unnecessary email I get but it doesn’t seem to be working.
I accidentally left the synth base that I’ve decided to cut in the demo. Fuck. Whatever It’s fine.
I have to take a shit. I hope I’m not stealing too much of Megan Boyle’s voice when I do this. I feel like I’m being myself. But who can really know that? Definitely not me.
The reverb on this sounds nice. Trying to make it too drowned out but I want that really dream poppy vibe. Coctu twins style.
Sent the demo to my mom , for possible sense of approval. Will most likely not receive. She probably won’t get what it is. Maybe though.
4:49pm
Turning on sink so Emma can’t hear me shitting. If she’s near by.
Going on a walk to hopefully burn off the Reese cups and muffins I ate earlier. And to enjoy the weather!
It appears to be nice out.
4:57pm
It is cold but not too bad. The “ pet waste station” is overflowing with shit bags. My mom said the demo was “nice “. Have not responded yet. I said “ cool”
5:24pm
It was too cold so leaving early. Don’t know why my car smells like cat piss.
I have a hair in my mouth I can’t get out. My teeth look kind of gross. I forgot to brush them last night. I’ve also eaten nothing but sugar today. Going to try to not to eat too much more today. Will get regular food tomorrow I guess.
5:38pm
Just kind of want to lay down.
Going to masterbate , hopefully will knock me out, need a reset.
FaceTime at 8:45 will probably be 9:00 so will have time to work on track some more before bed.
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Penny Prompts
1 “If I take it off, NAME wins.” “Sweetie, every night you don't kill him/her in his/her sleep, he/she wins.”
2 “Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.” “Yeah, well your Ken can kiss my Barbie.”
3 “NAME, what did we say about being a nicer friend?” “Thank you.” “NAME, what did we say about being a gullible weeny?”
4 “I'm not signing a prenup.” “All right, NAME, listen up! You sign anything he/she puts in front of you, because you are the luckiest man/woman alive. If you let him/her go, there is no way you can find anyone else. Speaking on behalf of all men/women, it is not going to happen, we had a meeting.”
5 “What am I supposed to do?” “Err, keep your mouth off other men/women.”
6 “So you have a song stuck in your head. It happens to everybody.” “Well, I'm not everybody. I have an eidetic memory. I should be able to remember what song this is, but I can't. Something's wrong with me.” “I told you if we were patient, he'd/she’d figure it out for himself/herself.”
7 [Person a knocks on NAME’s door three times] “Who do we love?” “NAME.” [Knocks 3 times] “Who do we love?” “NAME.” [Knocks 3 times] “Who do we love?” “NAME.”
8 “NAME 's mad at me, and I'm not clear why.” “Okay, were you talking before he:she got upset?” “Yes.” “That's probably it.”
9 “Ignore them, NAME. They're just jealous because they'll never have a relationship as good as ours.” “Isn't this when he/she says "bazooka" or something?”
10 [looking at caller ID] “Ooh, looks like I'm gonna have sex tonight.” [answering phone] “Hey, baby...” “His/her right hand is calling him/her?”
11 “Doesn't he/she know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?” “He/She doesn't have a boyfriend/girlfriend he/she has a NAME.”
12 “What kind of teenager did you think I was?” “Slutty.” “Easy.” “The word is 'popular'.”
13 “Once you open the box it loses its value.” “Yeah, yeah. My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity. I gotta tell you, it was a lot more fun taking it out and playing with it.”
14 “Is that all you have? Shop-worn tidbits like ‘talk to him/her’ and ‘let it go’? Gee, NAME, life's given me lemons, what should I do?” “Well, you could shove them somewhere.”
15 “More Halloween candy. Didn't you just buy a bunch of it yesterday?” “Oh, yeah. That's gone. It's a rough month when Halloween and PMS hit at the same time.”
16 “I don't believe it. What's gotten into him/her?” “Oh, maybe a couple of virgin Cuba Libres that turned out to be kinda slutty.” “You didn't.” “Hey, you do your experiments, I do mine.”
17 “Come on, we are not old, boring people. We can do better than this.” “That's true. How late did we stay up last night?” “Almost 1 am.” “Damn straight almost 1 am. And we weren't even watching TV, we were watching Netflix like the kids do.” “Yeah. Is it a comedy, is it a drama? Nobody knows!”
18 “You gotta help me get my arm into my sleeve.” [Eyes closed] “Okay!” “Is that my arm?” “It doesn't feel like an arm.” “Then maybe you should let it go.”
19 “Who do I speak to about permanently reserving this table?” “I don't know, a psychiatrist?”
20 “Why would you buy peppermint schnapps?” “Because I like peppermint, and it's fun to say schnapps!”
21 “You wanna turn yourself into some sort of robot?” “Essentially, yes.” “Okay, here's my question: Didn't you already do that?”
22 “I would ask you to find some way to suppress your libido.” “I could think about you.” “Whatever works.”
23 “We cover ourselves in body paint and then we get on this big canvas and do our thing.” “Woah, that's kind of a big step for a guy/girl who only recently agreed to take his/her socks off.”
24 “He’s/She's only been here a day and a half, and I'm seriously considering alcoholism as a new career path.” “Hey, I talked to him/her for five minutes yesterday, and I've been half bombed ever since.”
25 [To NAME’s dog] “Bark once if you need me to call PETA.”
26 “NAME, that's not what boyfriends/girlfriends are for. Although you don't use them for what they're for, so what do I know?”
27 “Don't you dare knock!”
28 “Don't you think if a man/woman was living with me I'd be the first one to know about it?” “Oh, sweetie, you'd be the last one to know about it.”
29 “Good morning, slut!” “What?” “Oh, please! I recognise the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it!”
30 “They're gonna get beaten up at that club.” “They're gonna get beaten up at Walgreens.”
31 “Holy crap on a cracker!”
32 “And then you put it back, compromising the rest of the onion rings.” “Aw honey, the buses don't go where you live do they?”
33 “What's up, buttercup?”
34 “And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?”
35 “Really still can't talk to me?”
36 “This is banana bread.” “This is a door knob.”
37 “Oh, I don't know. I don't want to manipulate him/her with sex.” “Oh, sweetie, that's what sex is for.”
38 “I'm a little low on cash.” “How much you got?” “Nothing.” “How can you walk around with no money?” “I'm cute, I get by.”
39 “And this is also not the right time. Do not propose.” “What?!” “I know that face. That's your proposed face.”
40 “Don't come to the hospital. We're headed home.” “Oh, that was fast. Did she sneeze the baby out?”
41 “NAME, will you marry me?” “Oh my god, yes!”
42 “Is this the stuff you want me to try on?” “No this is the stuff I want you to throw out. Seriously, don't even give it to charity. You won't be helping anyone.”
43 “If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?” “Well, not to steal from the bible, but turning water into wine sounds pretty good.”
44 “Oh, my God, you’re about to jibber jabber about jibber jabber.”
45 “I love him, but if he's broken, let's not get a new one.”
46 “We can't keep explaining everything. Read that book we gave you.”
47 “You know deep down inside, NAME’s a nice guy.” “The problem isn't what's on the inside. It's the creepy candy coating.”
48 “Um, you know it's kinda early. Do you wanna maybe come in for some coffee or something?” “Oh gee, its a little late for coffee isn't it?” “Aw, you think coffee means coffee. That is so sweet.”
49 “The thing about tomatoes, I think you will really enjoy this, is that they are shelved with the vegetables but they are technically a fruit.” “Interesting.” “Isn't it!” “No, I mean what you find enjoyable.”
50 “Do or do not do there is no try.” “Did you just quote Star Wars?” “I believe I quoted The Empire Strikes Back.”
51 “You can't let him/her get into your head.” “It's too late for me, my head is his/her summer house.”
52 “Well, while they're acting like teenagers we could do something grown up.” “Ooh, you mean like a museum?” “Yes, like a museum but anything else!”
53 “NAME’s being reasonable.” “Yeah, it's freaking me out. I'm gonna go.”
54 “Oh, my God, he/she won't stop.” “How does he/she keep coming up with new ways to be annoying?” “Nobody knows. That's why he’s/she's number one.”
55 “I love you.” “Who cares?”
56 “You're okay with an experiment where you have to answer awkward questions about your innermost feelings?” “Yes.” “Please can I do it with him/her, please.”
57 “Don't be like that. You two need to talk this out.” “Yeah, because you sound really funny.”
58 “I really thought he/she was going to say ‘let it go’.”
59 “Honey, you don't have to thank me every time we have sex, sweetie.”
60 “I finally realize I don't need to be famous or have some big career to be happy.” “Well what do you need?” “You, you stupid Poptart.”
61 “What are you saying? That I'm using my body to get dinner? That I'm some sort of Chinese food prostitute?”
62 “I was unstoppable. I was on fire. It was like my mind and my body were totally connected, like athletes must feel when they're in the zone.” “Again, it was miniature golf.” “Admit it, you're a little turned on.” “You can't be this proud.” “Why not?” “Because I beat you.”
63 “How do you not know how to use glue? Did you ditch pre-school?” “Yeah, but only because I was dating a second-grader.”
64 “Come on. How can you be sad when you're going home with all five foot six of this?” “You think you're five foot six? That's funny.”
65 “Look, I'm telling you I've done it. I clearly remember the cow standing up and then a cow on its side.” “Were you drunk?” “I was sixteen and in Nebraska, what do you think?” “I think you're the one who fell over.” “Well that would explain why the sky was also on its side.”
66 “I need to go back to dating dumb guys/girls from the gym.”
67 “We'll take you to the mall to get it done.” “Why? I can do it right here.” “Really? You have a piercing gun?” “No. All you need is a needle and an ice cube. I've done it, like, a dozen times.” “Oh, I don't know.” “Oh, come on. I'll be gentle. Let me take your ear virginity.” “This party's weird.”
68 “So is that it? Are we engaged?” “Yeah, I think so.” “All right.” “What's wrong?” “I'm not sure. It just feels a little anti-climactic.” “Yeah, it kinda does, doesn't it?”
69 “I promise next time I get married, it won't be a joke. It will be for love ... or money.”
70 “I don't understand, exactly how did he/she get any friends in the first place?” “We liked NAME.”
71 “Here, have some pizza, sweetie.” “You know I'm lactose intolerant.” “I know; I just need you to stop talking.”
72 “So, what do you think?” “I thought it would be a little more ... just more.” “I'm not even sure why we were out of breath.”
73 “I mean I was on fire. I was in the zone like an athlete.” “Sweetie, I beat you at this, too.”
74 “Well, I can't eat like a ten-year-old all the time.” “You're dating somebody! Who is it?” “What? What are you talking about?” “You only watch what you eat when you're afraid you might have to take your shirt off.”
75 “So I'm like a bran muffin?” “What? No, that's not what I'm saying.” “No, that's exactly what you're saying. I'm the boring thing you're choosing because I'm good for you.” “What does it matter? I'm choosing you.” “It matters a lot. I don't want to be a bran muffin. I want to be a cinnabon, a strawberry pop tart. Something you're excited about, even if it could give you diabetes.” “Sweetie, you can be any pastry you want.”
#big bang theory quotes#big bang theory prompts#penny#dialogue prompts#writing prompts#i live in covid 19 hell#quaratine sucks and making these keeps my mind busy
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the biggest thank you to @caws5749 for sending me all 134 questions 🥰
1: Name Lorena
2: Age 20
3: 3 Fears drowning, the ocean, and fishes.
4: 3 things I love my dog, my friends, and mangoes.
5: 4 turns on humor, charisma, telling me how much you want m-, and moaning.
6: 4 turns off being full of themselves, disrespectfulness, afraid to be themselves, and not showing a care about the well being of others.
7: My best friend k, f, and @brownmantwo.
8: Sexual orientation bisexual.
9: My best first date i’ve never been on a date!
10: How tall am I 5′2
11: What do I miss being fucking skinny-
12: What time were I born 10:45 pm!
13: Favorite color red.
14: Do I have a crush uh...
15: Favorite quote “I got STDS they make my coochie itch” SKSKSKDKSDKAD.
16: Favorite place my house.
17: Favorite food rice.
18: Do I use sarcasm 99.9% of my vocabulary is sarcasm.
19: What am I listening to right now “everything I wanted” by billie eilish because ya girl is depressed.
20: First thing I notice in new person how they hold themselves.
21: Shoe size 8 or 8.5 sometimes a 9.
22: Eye color dark brown.
23: Hair color black.
24: Favorite style of clothing baggy clothes or dark bold colors.
25: Ever done a prank call? yea. I use to call those numbers where it takes you to a different number to prank.
27: Meaning behind my URL its not necessarily an interesting story I just came up with it in my head one day.
28: Favorite movie too many to count.
29: Favorite song literally too many.
30: Favorite band three days grace.
31: How I feel right now fucking sad.
32: Someone I love my friends.
33: My current relationship status single.
34: My relationship with my parents its good! but there is a lot I tend to not discuss with them.
35: Favorite holiday halloween!
36: Tattoos and piercing I have I have two tattoos, both on my left arm. my finger tattoo is of a rose and my bicep is a ghost wearing a witch hat! piercing: septum, conch (but it closed) and my two lobes.
37: Tattoos and piercing I want a bunch more of tattoos and I want to get a few more ear piercings.
38: The reason I joined Tumblr to be cool like my older niece.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? no we do not. lots of love and respect left in between us.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? not really.
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? NO BECAUSE @domromanoff and I ARE BASICALLY SISTERS AND THATS INCEST.
42: When did I last hold hands? years ago.
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 10 minutes to get up from bed and 5 to actually get ready.
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? yes I have because I like smooth legs.
45: Where am I right now? my kitchen.
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? no ones because they'll just leave me behind and laugh at my misery. jkjk but my dear friends.
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? L O U D.
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? I do because rent in LA is fucking e x p e n s I v e.
49: Am I excited for anything? to go to bed.
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? I have 2 of them.
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? too often tbh.
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? a few weeks ago I believe?
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? they should because thats their baby momma.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? yup.
55: What is something I disliked about today? waking up.
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? lady gaga and scarlett johansson.
57: What do I think about most? what tattoo to get, if I should get another dog, how to annoy @caws5749 that day, etc etc.
58: What’s my strangest talent? I can move the bones in my wrist.
59: Do I have any strange phobias? im scared of fish!
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind because I am a nervous mess and I like taking control of such.
61: What was the last lie I told? “im okay”
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? both honestly! I love video chatting with @domromanoff and my friends!
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes and yes.
64: Do I believe in magic? hell yea I grew up around all that shit.
65: Do I believe in luck? not really.
66: What’s the weather like right now? its chilly.
67: What was the last book I’ve read? jesus christ I forgot the name but its currently under my bed rn.
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? YES.
69: Do I have any nicknames? clown, wueej by @caws5749, pi- prin-, bottom by @domromanoff, lore, lorecha, whore, hoe.
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I pulled my thigh muscle recently and OMG I WAS IN SO MUCH PAIN.
71: Do I spend money or save it? I SPEND IT HONEY YASSSS.
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? sadly no.
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? my water bottle c:
74: Favorite animal? I fucking love cows.
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? crying lmao.
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? nikolas is it not??
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? “Judas” by lady gaga.
78: How can you win my heart? just be yourself and believe wholeheartedly of what you want and desire.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? “madi did it”
80: What is my favorite word? fuck.
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr @caws5749 @domromanoff @dailyavengers @ravenforce andddddd @supercorpbechloe there’s so many more I’m editing this rn AKSJSHSHSHS I love each and everyone’s accounts here!
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? GLOBAL WARMING IS A REAL THING YALL.
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? i think so 👀 but im not close to them.
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? maybe like telekinesis or some mind power.
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? what goes on in your mind?
86: What is my current desktop picture? a winter forest.
87: Had sex? if oral sex counts then sure.
88: Bought condoms? I haven't bought them I just magically obtained them.
89: Gotten pregnant? oh god no.
90: Failed a class? yUUUUP.
91: Kissed a boy? yes.
92: Kissed a girl? yes.
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? back in middle school lmaoooo.
94: Had job? yes im on my second one rn.
95: Left the house without my wallet? all the damn time.
96: Bullied someone on the internet? no because im not a fucking asshole.
97: Had sex in public? not yet.
98: Played on a sports team? yea I was in track n field and cross country!
99: Smoked weed? I haven't but I once wanted to try it but I was to much of a pussy to skip class.
100: Did drugs? nope.
101: Smoked cigarettes? ew no.
102: Drank alcohol? y’all Ive gotten so fucked up on here so of cOURSE. my friends think I have a drinking problem ksjlksdjlkjds.
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? I am not.
104: Been overweight? yea.
105: Been underweight? No.
106: Been to a wedding? I have when I was younger.
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? sadly yes because of video games.
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yea when I binge watched the walking dead.
109: Been outside my home country? yes!
110: Gotten my heart broken? yeah.
111: Been to a professional sports game? Yes because everyone in LA has possibly been to a dodgers game.
112: Broken a bone? nope!
113: Cut myself? oh man..I have and I deeply regret doing so but its a part of me now and i’ve accepted it.
114: Been to prom? YES! best night of my life.
115: Been in airplane? once and that was it because fuck planes lsjdkjlksdjs.
116: Fly by helicopter? nope!
117: What concerts have I been to? daddy yankee and some other guy I don't remember heheheh.
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? duh im gay.
119: Learned another language? I tried (and failed) to learn japanese.
120: Wore make up? a couple of times. i’m not the hugest fan of makeup.
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? nope!
122: Had oral sex? once.
123: Dyed my hair? too many times.
124: Voted in a presidential election? no but I will this upcoming one for sure.
125: Rode in an ambulance? no but I want to!
126: Had a surgery? no but I did have to get stitches on my lower lip.
127: Met someone famous? I meant jenni rivera’s brother at a movie theater once!
128: Stalked someone on a social network? yes? but not to a weird extent.
129: Peed outside? only because no one was around to open the door to my apartment complex and I couldn't hold it in-
130: Been fishing? I am T E R R I F I E D of fish so no.
131: Helped with charity? yup! I bought a shirt from one of @markiplier‘s livestreams that donated all the money to a charity.
132: Been rejected by a crush? yea.
133: Broken a mirror? I think maybe once??
134: What do I want for birthday? I want a tattoo.
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Fuck Yeah
1: Name Kai
2: Age 22
3: 3 Fears Fiance leaving me, never meeting him face-to-face, being alone with my thoughts
4: 3 things I love My fiance, food/desserts, and animals ^^
5: 4 turns on Hell, anything my fiance says to me, forced to submit, pain, and just looking at my fiance
6: 4 turns off Talking bout my parents, my current life situation, thinking about a certain asshole, and my depressing thoughts seeping through
7: My best friend That one’s hard.... It’s a tie between David and Kiana, though I’m leaning more towards David
8: Sexual orientation Bi-sexual <3
9: My best first date What first date?
10: How tall am I 5.1 ft :’(
11: What do I miss Triple Chocolate Fudge Cake
12: What time were I born 1:03 pm
13: Favorite color Black, Red, Purple, and Blue
14: Do I have a crush Yep :)
15: Favorite quote I got lots
“It’s funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the tiny pieces”
“I choose you. And I’ll choose you, over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you”
“The demons are back and stronger than ever. They are looking for a fight, looking to win, and this time, I might just let them.....”
16: Favorite place Does in my fiances arms count if I haven’t been there yet?
17: Favorite food They are all number 1 <3
18: Do I use sarcasm Sometimes
19: What am I listening to right now Criminal by Britney Spears
20: First thing I notice in new person Hmm, the way they act, their personality~
21: Shoe size Fuck, idk lmao
22: Eye color Blue
23: Hair color Dirty-Blonde (Wish it was black)
24: Favorite style of clothing I don’t know, I guess loose and comfy
25: Ever done a prank call? Can’t remember
27: Meaning behind my URL Don’t have one
28: Favorite movie Fuck, uhhhh..... Deadpool 1&2 for now~
29: Favorite song Lot’s, Baby Don’t Cut - Bmike, Anxiety - Blackbear, Hold On - Chord Overstreet, and more fucking depressing songs <3
30: Favorite band Hmmm.... Ramstein
31: How I feel right now Eh, depressed, loved, horny, sad, upset, happy, it’s all jumbled up
32: Someone I love My fiance~
33: My current relationship status Engaged <3 <3
34: My relationship with my parents I wouldn’t care if they died, not going to lie, I would do it if there were no consequences
35: Favorite holiday Halloween ;o
36: Tattoos and piercing i have Sadly, no tats yet. Only piercings I have so far, are my ears
37: Tattoos and piercing i want Tattoo: A knife going through a skull with chains loosely wrapped around it Piercing: The tip of my ears
38: The reason I joined Tumblr My fiance told me about it, and it was an easier way for us to chat with each other and send each other all of the dirty little naughty things we want~
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I don’t know if he hates me, but I don’t know if I hate him, I’m just fucked up and confused
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Sometimes
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Nope, but I hope to soon~
42: When did I last hold hands? Hold hands? I think that was in 8th grade when my friend Kiana was dragging me away from the bullies
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Like 5-10 minutes
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Yep
45: Where am I right now? In my cursed room
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Depends, where am I? In England, my fiance. Here? I don’t know, Kiana
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Depends on the type of music playing, and also what it’s playing from, like headphones.
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Unfortunately
49: Am I excited for anything? 2024 :3
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yep
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Honestly? 97% of the time
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? I don’t know, uhmmm..... think it was in 11th grade
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Well, that’s a hard one, cause I have yet to kiss anyone. But, say if it was my fiance, I would slap the shit out of whoever he is kissing, and probably shove a stick up their @$$
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? ....
55: What is something I disliked about today? No chocolate
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? My fiance, I just want him in front of me and to hug him and never let go~
57: What do I think about most? 2024, Desserts, Fiance, Music, Pets, unfortunately, John
58: What’s my strangest talent? Uhhh.... Don’t really have any, I guess hiding how I truly feel inside
59: Do I have any strange phobias? Is being deathly afraid of ants a strange phobia?
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind, 100%
61: What was the last lie I told? That I was fine
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? I don’t know, they both seem a bit weird to me
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Ghosts, yes. Aliens? I don’t know
64: Do I believe in magic? Who knows
65: Do I believe in luck? Sometimes
66: What’s the weather like right now? Clear
67: What was the last book I’ve read? A fan-fiction of RWBY
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Yesssss
69: Do I have any nicknames? K
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? My arm twisting completely around
71: Do I spend money or save it? Save
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? Nope :(
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Eww, fuck noooo
74: Favorite animal? Entire Cat family and wolves
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Watching “Love 020″ on Netflix
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Hmmm.... I have no clue, never really thought about it
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Lots, but, definitely this one: Dream of You - Camila Cabello and Battle Scars - Lupe Fiasco
78: How can you win my heart? Be mindful of how I truly feel, care for me like no one ever has, be a dominant
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? "I had so many battle scars from my war, but my love healed them away~”
80: What is my favorite word? Chocolate
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr @thelonewolf84 @we-are-beautiful-s0uls @britishdom
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? I don’t give a fuck what you think about who I love
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Yeah, my bio-father
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Invisibility
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? What my thoughts are about my ex or how I feel towards him or what I would say if I was allowed the chance to ask him 1 thing
86: What is my current desktop picture? I have it on shuffle, but currently it’s on a picture of an anime boy playing the piano in the rain
87: Had sex? Not yet ;)
88: Bought condoms? Nope
89: Gotten pregnant? Do I seriously need to answer that?
90: Failed a class? Yes.... I think
91: Kissed a boy? Not yet ;)
92: Kissed a girl? Nope
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Haven’t kissed anyone!!! Omg
94: Had job? Not yet
95: Left the house without my wallet? What wallet?
96: Bullied someone on the internet? Fuck no!
97: Had sex in public? -sigh-
98: Played on a sports team? Yep, soccer and baseball when I was 8-11
99: Smoked weed? Nope
100: Did drugs? Nope
101: Smoked cigarettes? Almost
102: Drank alcohol? Mhm
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Fuck no! I want my bacon and kielbasa!!!
104: Been overweight? Nope
105: Been underweight? Currently am
106: Been to a wedding? Yep, my aunts
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Yes lol, longer
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Yes lol, longer
109: Been outside my home country? Not yet
110: Gotten my heart broken? ....yes.....
111: Been to a professional sports game? I...think so....?
112: Broken a bone? Many, many times. I was very clumsy in my teens, I still am but have yet to break any bones so far
113: Cut myself? Yes and yes, to both ways
114: Been to prom? No, skipped it
115: Been in airplane? -shivers- Too scared to be in one, but I will have to when I go to England
116: Fly by helicopter? Nope
117: What concerts have I been to? None
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yep
119: Learned another language? Mhm, spanish
120: Wore make up? No
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Still a virgin.....
122: Had oral sex? Nope
123: Dyed my hair? Want to
124: Voted in a presidential election? Nope, fuck politics
125: Rode in an ambulance? Yep
126: Had a surgery? Mhm
127: Met someone famous? Nope
128: Stalked someone on a social network? Hehe....yeah lol
129: Peed outside? I don’t remember if I have or have not
130: Been fishing? Yes... My instructor ate the worms ;-;
131: Helped with charity? Yep ^^
132: Been rejected by a crush? Yep
133: Broken a mirror? Yeah
134: What do I want for birthday? Depends, which birthday? This year, Triple Chocolate Fudge cake. 2024, to be in my fiance’s arms~
#took to long#it was awesome though#love surveys#and my fiance#more of me#surveys#depressed#i got insomnia#love yall
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I can't believe I reached 3k followers!!! Thank you all so much!! When I started this blog, I hoped to reach 100 followers one day, and now here we are!
So to thank you all and mark the date, I'm making a little event! The theme is simple : movies!
What is it all about?
Under the cut are a list of prompts and scenes from different movies. You can choose between two different things that you would like me to write:
- You can choose between 1 and 5 prompts along with a character and I will write a one-shot based on these prompts for the character you have chosen
- You can choose one scene in the list and a character, and I will re-write that scene for the character you have chosen
A few rules to follow if you want to send a request.
- If you request for the prompts :
- You can request up to 5 prompts, not more
- You can add a few details that you would like to be featured in your request if you have precise ideas
- If you request a scene :
- I will write a one-shot that is inspired by that scene, not the exact same scene (obviously, otherwise, where is the fun?). The idea is to get the same spirit and some references, or the same situation, but not a simple copy.
- These scenes will require me to turn AU!, so don't be surprised.
- You can request only one scene, so choose wisely ;)
- I will most likely 'erase' the characters who were in the original scenes, so don't be surprised.
No matter if you request for prompts or for a scene :
- You can request for any character on my masterlist, no matter if I've already written for them or not.
- I have no trouble with anons, if you're a little shy. So don't hesitate to send a request on anon if you feel more comfortable this way.
- Please, send me your request through my askbox and not in a PM. It's much easier for me to manage, and I might forget about your request if you send it to me privately. If you're shy, send an ask on anon.
- Sadly, I will probably not be able to write all the requests that are sent my way. I will write as many as I can, but I'm only human. I'm sorry if I don't get to write your request. But I invite you to send it anyway, because I might write your request! If you don't send it, then you can be sure that I won't though. Again, I'm sorry if I can't write all the requests I receive, but I usually get too many to be able to write them all.
Requests for this event will be up for one week, which means until January 14!
Considering how well this event works, I may change that date along the way.
Thank you all again and I hope you like this event :D
Prompts :
Every prompt is a movie quote. The movie it comes from is written under the quote in italic
1. "Was that a joke?"
"What if it was?"
"I don't like jokes!"
"I don't like you!'
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
2. "Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking, nerf-herder!"
Star Wars : The Empire Strikes Back
3. "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
4. "Well… my philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice."
Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them
5. "A heart's a heavy burden."
Howl's Moving Castle
6. "You're far away, where are you?"
"In a world that's disappearing, I'm afraid."
The Sound Of Music
7. "No, I'm not mad. I… I'm hurt, and disappointed and… and mad."
Funny Face
8. "I'm always gonna love you."
"I'm always gonna love you too."
La La Land
9. "I'll just take my ego for a walk…"
An Affair To Remember
11. "Would you like to stay for dinner?"
"Would you like to stay forever?"
Mulan
12. "At midnight, I'll turn into a pumpkin and drive away in my glass slipper. And that will be the end of the fairytale."
Roman Holiday
13. "Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around, he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?"
It's A Wonderful Life
14. "Whatever crimes I commit against you, remember, I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries. Including Puerto Rico."
The Princess Diaries : Royal Engagement
15. "Anything can happen if you let it."
Mary Poppins
16. "Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still you find reasons to keep on living."
Princess Mononoke
17. "Everything is possible. Even the impossible."
Mary Poppins Returns
18. "Love isn't a thinking thing. It's a feeling thing."
Playing It Cool
19. "That is one big pile of shit."
Jurassic Park
20. "I love you."
"I know."
Star Wars : The Empire Strikes Back.
21. "Sadness, anger, hate… we were not allowed to express anything. So no, how do we express love?"
Dear Zindagi
22. "Carpe Diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary."
Dead Poets Society
23. “Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear.”
The Cat Returns
24. "I'll probably lose my citizenship for that."
Mission Impossible III
25. "Oh, don't waste my time with flattery."
"Not to seem rude, but I wasn't actually talking to you."
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.
26. "But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass."
The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
27. " I guess we need to register you as a lethal weapon."
Lethal Weapon
28. "Just because it is, doesn't mean it should be."
Australia
29. "It does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
30. "A lot of people are in love… but none can love like me, because they don't have you."
Kal Ho Naa Ho
31. "Just follow your heart. And keep smiling."
Kiki's delivery service
32. "That look in your eyes is a pain in my arse, you know that, right?"
Mission Impossible III
33. "Can we take a flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?"
The Santa Clause
34. "Yippie-Ki-Yay, motherfucker."
Die Hard
35. "I retire for like five minutes and it all goes to shit."
The Avengers
36. "Would you like to know the probability of her using it against you? It's high."
"Let's get going."
"It's very high…"
Star Wars : Rogue One
37. "I'm too old for this."
Lethal Weapon
38. "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it."
The Lion King
39. "Now, think of the happiest things. It's the same as having wings."
Peter Pan
40. "I'm in love with you."
"So what?"
"So what? So plenty! I love you! You belong to me!"
"No. People don't belong to people."
Breakfast at Tiffany's
41. "It's called Karma. And it's pronounced 'Ha! '"
Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again
42. "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English."
The Fifth Element
43. "You were my new dream."
Tangled
44. "Any question?"
"Yeah. Could we get a cappuccino machine in here? Cause I don't know how you call this."
Mission Impossible
45. "I'm not used to people sticking around when things go bad."
"Welcome home."
Star Wars : Rogue One
45. "Stop, you'll kill them!"
"That's the idea!"
The Mummy
46. "Probably best not to tell anyone about this."
"Right, no one. I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes but don't worry, I won't believe it."
Notting Hill
47. "Once you've met someone, you never really forget them."
Spirited Away
48. "I hit my head on something."
"Yeah, my head!"
Balto
49. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you okay to drive? A minute ago, you were dead."
"What are you talking about?"
"This is not going to end well."
Mission Impossible : Rogue Nation
50. "I've got a bad feeling about this…"
Star Wars
51. "A little consideration, a little thought for others, makes all the difference."
Winnie The Pooh
52. "If she loves you then she will turn around and look at you... turn around... turn around!"
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
53. "Can I stay for a while?"
"Stay forever."
Notting Hill
54. "Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed."
Breakfast at Tiffany's
55. "This California dew is a little heavier than usual tonight."
"Really? From where I stand the sun is shining all over the place."
Singin' In The Rain
56. "You need to stop carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders."
Spider-Man: Homecoming
57. "Who ever said the human race was logical?"
Star Trek IV : The Voyage Home
58. "Blow up the car."
"Oh, it's such a nice car…"
"And yet, do it."
Mission Impossible III
59. "Why complicate things that are really quite simple?"
Mary Poppins
60. "Who are you?"
"Your worst nightmare."
Mulan
61. "You said 'whoopsidaisies'."
"I don't think so. No one says 'whoopsidaisies', do they? Unless they're…"
"There is no 'unless'. No one has said 'whoopsidaisies' for fifty years and even then it was only little girls with blonde ringlets."
Notting Hill
62. "I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
The Wizard Of Oz
63. "Are you out of your corn-fed mind?!"
Star Trek : Into Darkness
64. "You're a good man, with a good heart. And it's hard for a good man to be king."
Black Panther
65. "It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart."
The Lord of the Rings : The Fellowship of the Ring
66. "There's no place like home…"
The Wizard Of Oz
67. "I'm with you till the end of the line"
Captain America : First Avenger
68. "You deserve better than this. You deserve people who value you. You deserve to go somewhere where you can be proud of who you are."
The Shape Of Water
69. "No matter how many weapons you have, no matter how great your technology might be, the world cannot live without love."
Castle In The Sky
70. "There is nothing more reassuring than realizing that the world is crazier than you are."
Thor: The Dark World
71. "I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone."
The Lord of the Rings : The Fellowship of the Ring
72. "I love her."
"Does she love you?"
" I don't know now. Yesterday, you weren't alive."
"Well, I apologize for not being dead in a ditch."
"I don't think I can accept your apology."
"Is that a joke?"
"Yes, yes, sort of. I'm not... I've never been very good at jokes."
Salmon Fishing In The Yemen
73. "English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"
Pulp Fiction
Scenes :
The links to the scenes on youtube are set in the titles of the movies, so it can be easier for you to choose. I'll re-write the scene entirely so you and the character of your choice can live it ;) It can be set either in the universe of the character you have chosen or the universe of the original scene depending on the scene you choose.
1. Indiana Jones : Raiders Of The Lost Ark
You are so close to finding this lost treasure. Bad for you that you have fallen in a cave filled with deathly traps.
2. Jurassic Park
You thought you would enjoy a nice weekend discovering an amazing scientific breakthrough. Now, here you are, hiding from a T-Rex and wondering how you got yourself in this situation…
3. The Shop Around The Corner / You've Got Mail
You have a date with someone tonight, but you don't know who. All you know is that you are to meet in that café. All turns crazy when your date is actually this colleague of yours whom you hate… kinda…
4. L'Arnacoeur
Your family engaged him/her to seduce you, so you would break your engagement with this guy they hate. Bad luck that for once, he/she falls for you too…
5. Love Affair / An Affair To Remember / Sleepless In Seattle
It's love at first sight. But perhaps the two of you are getting ahead of yourselves. You give each other a bit of time to think, and set up to meet at the top of the Empire State Building, if in six months, you still feel the same for each other. But will you both be there?
6. The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian
The only way to win this war is to earn more time. And a fight one on one with your enemy is the best way you can come up with. But who will survive the fight? Will it be enough?
7. The Lord Of The Rings : The Fellowship Of The Ring
You are trapped in Moria. A Balrog chasing after you. This looks pretty bad… yep… that's bad…
8. Roman Holiday
You are a princess in your country, but for one day, you have managed to escape your duties, and you are now roaming through the streets of Roma. A stranger helps you through the streets of the city and you spend a magical day…
9. The Holiday
You have exchanged your house for the holiday with a woman in England. You expected a quiet week, but that was before you would meet the woman's brother…
10. The Lake House
Through your mail box, you somehow receive letters from the man who used to live in your house 5 years ago. Through the letters you exchange, you slowly start to develop feelings for each other. Until one day you decide to meet, and set up a date. But he never comes. You realize that he didn't come because he had died during these five years that separated the two of you. But you may have one last chance to save him…
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Exercise in folly 2.0 - Chapter 2.1 (Craquaria) - SamWhity
Title: Exercise in Folly 2.0
Summary: Monét looked at her with disbelief, before sighing: “Giovanni never saw the damn video. He dodged the whole thing like a pro because he was trying to be your friend”.
“He’s my friend”.
Cracker’s answer came without any hesitation, so natural and passionate that the other queen smiled softly.
“Cracks…”
Summary of the chapter: Maxwell tries again and receives an unexpected answer. Giovanni sulks and Kevin and Nicola are the best friends we all should wish for.
Author’s note: Even though Aquaria and Jordan Stawecki seem to be friendly with eachother again, I decided to have them still un-reconciled for the time being. Everything you will read about this moment in time and the so-called drama should be furthermore considered purely fictional and nothing that is portrayed here has any legitimacy.
Chapter one
You keep me up at night
To my messages, you do not reply
You know I still like you the most
The best of the best and the worst of the worst
Well, you can never know
The places that I go
I still like you the most
You’ll always be my favorite ghost
(Florence + The Machine, Big God)
Even though he deeply enjoyed touring with others queens, Maxwell Heller couldn’t help himself from sighing contently while putting down his luggage in the entrance of his apartment.
“Home sweet home”, he mumbled with a smile, before closing the door behind him.
“Coffee?”, Kathelyn asked while making her way to the kitchen.
“Of course”, the man answered, then he picked up one suitcase and started unpacking the gifts and fanarts he received on the road.
Just as he started reading a very long letter, his phone vibrated.
Monét X-Change, 2:34 pm: Got home safe?
Monét X-Change, 2:34 pm: We’re having dinner at mine, with Dustin and Yuhua. You coming?
Monét X-Change, 2:35 pm: I’ll ask Giovanni as well, but only the Lord knows what is up with that twink nowadays…
Monét X-Change, 2:35 pm: You coming, right?
Monét X-Change, 2:36 pm: Come on Cracks, answer already!
Maxwell chuckled, clearly amused by his friend’s lack of patience, before typing a short answer.
Miz Cracker, 2:37 pm: All right, all right. I’ll be there.
Monét X-Change, 2:38 pm: Perfect! Bring Kathelyn with you, it will be fun!
“What are you laughing at?”, his best friend asked, while handing him a mug full of steaming coffee.
“Kevin is being ridiculous as usual”, he explained, before taking a sip of the beverage and wincing in pain “Shit! That was really hot!”.
Kathelyn rolled her eyes, before going to her bedroom and starting to unpack.
“I’ll see a couple of friends tonight, don’t wait for me”, she said, while folding a shirt.
Maxwell nodded, then he added: “I’ll be at Kevin’s for dinner, don’t worry”.
The scoff he received as an answer was followed by a quick: “Well now I’m worried. Don’t get into any trouble, Mister”.
The look she received as an answer was enough to make her giggle.
“I love you too”, she conceded with a soft smile, then she closed the door behind her.
Kathelyn, 2:43 pm: I’m serious. We don’t have enough money to pay bail yet.
Kathelyn, 2:43 pm: Can you imagine? Okay, Kathelyn, time for slob.
Kathelyn, 2:44 pm: You have to admit that it was pretty funny.
Kathelyn, 2:44 pm: Right?
Kathelyn, 2:44 pm: RIGHT?!
Maxwell, 2:45 pm: I was waiting for you to finish your little piece…
Kathelyn, 2:45 pm: Don’t be so salty… :P
Maxwell, 2:46 pm: I will call in intervention, if you don’t stop
Maxwell, 2:47 pm: I’ve warned you
Kathelyn, 2:47 pm: You’re no fun…
After a couple of minutes, Maxwell’s phone vibrated once again, making him snort.
Kathelyn, 2:52 pm: You have to admit it. It’s time for slob was HILARIOUS.
***
Nicola, 2:43 pm: I just received the upteenth video of “Viva Las Vegas”. Please send help.
Giovanni Palandrani, barely awake but already in a weird mood, chuckled at his phone. With a little smile on his lips, he typed an answer.
Giovanni, 2:44 pm: Oh, poor you. Do you want me to send you “New York, New York”, just to switch it up a little bit?
The answer he got made him giggle stupidly.
Nicola, 2:45 pm: Do not even dare, kid! Otherwise I will personally ask Gaga to strike you from her beloved list of the most loyal fans!
Nicola, 2:45 pm: Where has the respect for the elders gone?
Nicola, 2:46 pm: Not that I’m old.
Nicola, 2:46 pm: Because I am certainly not old, understood?
Giovanni’s smile grew bigger. He quickly replied, before making his way to the balcony of the hotel room.
Giovanni, 2:47 pm: I would never imply you are old. I will just state that Shaquida was still going to daycare, while you were already driving one of those ugly tanks you like so much.
Giovanni, 2:48 pm: To quote Bob the Drag Queen, Nicola Formichetti is so old, he would probably die the moment he decided to act his age.
He did not receive any kind of answer for a couple of minutes and the lack of response made him worry he took it too far. Why was he always taking it too far?
“Goddamn it, Giovanni”, he murmured, before typing quickly.
Giovanni, 2:51 pm: It was totally inappropriate, I am so sorry! I should have just shut up.
Giovanni, 2:51 pm: Sorry, I am just in a weird mood. I am so so sorry…
Giovanni, 2:52 pm: I understand if you’re mad now but please know I really did not mean it in a disrespectful way.
The answer he got made him snort his water and sigh with relief at the same time.
Nicola, 2:54 pm: RELAX, I was just busy. I know how to roll with the punches kid… ;)
“You bastard”, he whispered, before answering.
Giovanni, 2:55 pm: Busy recording yourself playing the piano? Charming… :P
Nicola, 2:55 pm: Can we please go back to the apology? I liked you way better when you were sincerely apologizing…
Giovanni started laughing, before realising someone knocked at his hotel door.
“It’s open”, he said.
One of the hotel’s butlers was standing in front of the door, looking at him composedly, his hands hidden behind his back.
“The car will be here in less than forty minutes, sir”, he announced, before handing him a bouquet of flowers and adding: “Someone left this for you at the counter, today”.
The young man thanked him, before closing the door behind him and starting to gather his suitcases. He could do it even without Jordan, he thought to himself.
He put the bouquet on top of his carry-on, before picking the card and reading it out loud.
“To Aquaria. Thanks for the most amazing show I could possibly wish for. You are one of the best performers I had the pleasure to witness and I can’t wait to see you again, slaying on stage. Xoxo”
The boy smiled, before taking a picture of the sweet gift and uploading it to his Instastories with the caption “Blessed” and a smiling kitty.
In that exact moment, his phone vibrated again.
Monét X-Change, 3:04 pm: We’re having dinner at mine today! You’re in right?
He smiled, excited at the idea of seeing Kevin, before realizing he could not possibly make it to New York on time and sighing.
Aquaria, 3:04 pm: I wish! I’ll be back later tonight :(
Aquaria, 3:05 pm: You can feed me leftovers for brunch tomorrow, if you’re free. :D
Monét X-Change 3:05 pm: Lunch at mine and it’s a date. ;)
Aquaria, 3:06 pm: Now that took a turn…
Monét X-Change, 3:06 pm: You bitch!!!
Monét X-Change, 3:06 pm: You only wish…
A quick glance at his watch made him realize his ride would have arrived in a couple of minutes. He put his bags on the trolley he got from the reception and made his way to the elevator.
“You can make it, see?”, he murmured to himself, trying to avoid thinking about the whole drama around Jordan and his sudden interest in Los Angeles.
Once in the elevator, he found another text.
Miz Cracker, 3:12 pm: Are you coming to Monét’s?
He quickly left the message on read, before going back to the other one and trying to come up with a silly if not funny answer.
Aquaria, 3:12 pm: Last time I checked, I already gave to charity. Like a ton. Maybe next year you’ll be luckier ;)
“Weak”, he murmured to himself, before exiting the elevator and waiting for the car in the lobby of the hotel.
His phone vibrated again.
Miz Cracker, 3:14 pm: Are you purposefully ignoring me?
Miz Cracker, 3:14 pm: If you do not feel like talking it’s fine, just stop leaving me on read.
Miz Cracker, 3:15 pm: For real, Giovanni.
With a sigh, Giovanni locked the screen and saw the car approaching. He exited the building, put his sunglasses on and smiled at the driver, who then proceeded to load the suitcases in the trunk. He sat in the back-seat and put on his headphones, trying to come up with an answer for Cracker as well. Nothing.
His phone vibrated once again.
Monét X-Change, 3:22 pm: You little sly bitch…
Monét X-Change, 3:22 pm: Have you talked to Cracks, btw?
Monét X-Change, 3:23 pm: And don’t you even dare to play dumb. You know better.
“Shit”, Giovanni murmured, before biting his lower lip and typing a couple of words.
Aquaria, 3:24 pm: I don’t know what to say.
Monét X-Change, 3:25 pm: Kid… just tell him how you felt while watching that video.
Aquaria, 3:25 pm: It’s not that.
Aquaria, 3:25 pm: It’s a lot more than that and I do not know how to react. And fucking everything around me is crumbling…
Monét X-Change, 3:26 pm: I heard about Jordan. I’m sorry, baby.
Aquaria, 3:26 pm: Can we please not talk about it now? I don’t really feel like crying in a taxi…
Monét X-Change, 3:27 pm: Of course, baby. Of course. I will see you tomorrow okay? Come at around one and we’ll have a kiki.
Aquaria, 3:27 pm: Thank you, Kevin. :*
“We’re here”, the driver pulled over, before exiting and starting to look for a cart to put Giovanni’s luggage on.
The young man exited the car as well, then took his bag and thanked the driver with a polite smile.
“Keep the change”, he said, while handing him some cash.
He quickly entered the airport and deposited his suitcases, before heading to the lounge and helping himself with a glass of juice.With a sigh, he took his phone out of his bag and tried to come up with a reply for Maxwell.
Nothing. Again.
The screen lit up for a quick second.
Nicola, 3:51 pm: Already at the airport? How are you feeling?
He bit his lower lip, before answering.
Giovanni, 3:52 pm: Honestly? I don’t know… I have so many things on my mind and I can’t stop thinking about other things and all this thinking is making me crazy.
“Way to go, Giovanni. You really have a way with words”, he sneered, after reading the message once again.
Nicola, 3:52 pm: Care to untuck? (See what I did there?)
Giovanni smiled at the attempt at making him laugh, before typing further.
Aquaria, 3:53 pm: I do not know where to begin, honestly… there is so much going on and I have so little control over how things are going…
Nicola, 3:54 pm: I will take an educated guess and say it has little to do with the lack of creativity in your current work, right?
Nicola, 3:54 pm: And before you start, your work is still fucking incredible.
Nicola, 3:55 pm: But I’ve known you long enough, kid…
The young man sighed, before answering.
Giovanni, 3:56 pm: I am in a weird place, right now. After all this drama about Jordan and people assuming I treated him like a fucking slave, I had to sit and watch that video. And it stung more than I could ever predict.
Giovanni quickly realized he was close to tears and decided to put his sunglasses back on, just to prevent a scene.
The other man’s answer was concise.
Nicola, 3:58 pm: Tell him
Nicola, 3:58 pm: Tell him that it hurt and maybe you can sort this shit out
Giovanni, 3:59 pm: Maybe
Nicola, 4:00 pm: Listen, I’ll be in NYC tomorrow afternoon. Sushi at mine?
Giovanni smiled: the care that man had for him was something he was incredibly grateful for, even if he could not quite figure out why the older one was caring so much. He quickly typed an answer.
Giovanni, 4:01 pm: I could use some sushi for dinner tomorrow, actually
Nicola, 4:01 pm: Then it’s a date! Let’s say at 9 PM?
Giovanni, 4:02 pm: That sounds perfect. I’ll see you tomorrow.
Nicola, 4:03 pm: See you tomorrow, kid. Be safe xoxo
When his flight was announced, the young man got up quickly and made his way towards the gate. Once seated, he closed his eyes and slowly fell asleep.
***
“Guess who’s back in da house!”.
Kevin welcomed him with a solid hug and a warm smile. Maxwell entered the apartment, hung is coat and made his way to the kitchen, where Yuhua and Dustin were chatting sipping on some cheap wine.
“Hi guys”, he smiled and took a couple of steps forward to hug the both of them.
Yuhua hugged him back, with a big smile.
“How have you been, girl?”, the queen asked, before making space for Dustin to hug him too.
Max hugged the friend back, before answering: “Good. Busy but I can’t complain”.
They quickly sat at the table, waiting for the food to be delivered.
“Has someone heard from Giovanni?”, Dustin asked, while sipping on his glass of wine.
Kevin raised his glass, nodding.
“I did. He’s not home until later tonight”, he explained, then he added: “I will meet with him tomorrow, to see how he’s doing and stuff”.
Yuhua raised an eyebrow.
“Stuff?”.
In that exact moment, Maxwell chocked on his glass of soda and started coughing, causing Dustin to laugh manically.
“You bitch!”, Kevin laughed, patting his best friend on the back in order to prevent him from choking any further, “I want to see how he’s doing, what he’s up to and this kind of things. I also have yet to give him my Christmas present”, he said with a proud smile.
The sound of the doorbell interrupted the conversation and the host stood up to go take the food and pay.
“I’ll be right back, ladies”.
After a couple of minutes, they were sitting in front of a plethora of boxes and paper bags full of Thai food.
“You really went all out”, Yuhua looked at the food with disbelief, before adding: “Are you sure you don’t need anything from us?”.
Kevin pinched his friend, before opening a container and smiling at the sight of the steaming hot curry inside it.
“I just thought it would be nice to spend time all together again”, he said before pausing and adding: “Well, without Giovanni… but you know what I mean”.
The others nodded, before starting to eat.
***
Finally in his apartment, Giovanni left the suitcases in the hallway and sighed.
“Home sweet home”, he murmured, before switching the light on and deciding he might as well turn the heating on and warm up the rooms a little bit.
His phone vibrated, making him jump.
Jordan, 00:17 am: In February I will be gone.
Jordan, 00:17 am: Just letting you know.
The young man bit his lower lip, before typing a quick answer.
Giovanni, 00:18 am: Thank you for letting me know.
He put his phone back in his pocket, then he went to his room and opened a drawer, taking out a small plastic bag. He rolled himself a joint and went to smoke it on the balcony, trying to clear his head.
“Shit”, he murmured, before closing his eyes and sighing.
He did not know what to do, let alone how to react to Jordan’s antics any more. After the whole fiasco in London, he had absolutely no idea how to go further without ruining their friendship. When the management stepped in, he had no other options than to fire him and the expression in his eyes was one of defiance and cockiness he had never seen before.
“As if you would survive a day without me”, Jordan sneered, before collecting his jacket and leaving the room.
Giovanni took his phone out of his jacket, hoping Nicola would be awake and willing to listen to him vent.
Aquaria, 00:23 am: I am currently sitting on the staircase outside and all I can think about is how many friendships I’ve fucked up. It’s making me slowly insane and paranoid and so unsure of myself it is almost disgusting. I don’t recognise this part of me and it scares me, I don’t know how to react to Maxwell’s messages or to Jordan’s rage and it is making me go crazy.
He sent the message without checking the name of the receiver. Needless to say, just because karma and faith every once in a while love to play tricks on people, he sent it to Maxwell instead without realizing the mistake he made.
He locked the screen, finished his joint and headed to the bathroom to have a shower, blissfully unaware of what just happened.
***
Maxwell’s phone vibrated, making the man jump slightly.
“Everything allright, Cracks?”, Kevin asked, before looking at him quizzically.
The other man nodded.
“It’s just my phone, Kathelyn must have gotten home or something”, he replied, before taking his phone out of his pocket.
The message he got was definitely not from Kathelyn.
Aquaria, 00:23 am: I am currently sitting on the staircase outside and all I can think about is how many friendships I’ve fucked up. It’s making me slowly insane and paranoid and so unsure of myself it is almost disgusting. I don’t recognise this part of me and it scares me, I don’t know how to react to Maxwell’s messages or to Jordan’s rage and it is making me go crazy.
Needless to say, the man barely managed to whisper a confused: “What…?”, before signalling to his best friend to join him on the balcony.
Once the door behind them was closed, much to Yuhua and Dustin’s disappointment, the younger man was presented with the other one’s phone.
“What is happening, Max?”, he then asked.
“Read it”, Maxwell said, sighing.
Kevin read everything twice, before looking at his friend with concern in his eyes.
“I reckon it wasn’t for me either”, he then commented, trying to lighten up the mood and failing miserably at it.
Max sat on the floor, before closing his eyes and murmuring: “What should I do?”.
The other one shrugged, before joining him on the floor and giving him his phone back.
“Well, now at least you know he’s not mad or something…”, he murmured, trying to sound comforting, “I’ll see him tomorrow and maybe I can try…”.
“No, I don’t think it’s a good idea”, the other one interrupted him, “I don’t want him to feel trapped or some shit”.
Kevin nodded.
“Yeah, it makes sense”, he mumbled, before getting up: “Let’s go and see what the others are doing. I will keep you posted tomorrow, okay?”.
Maxwell nodded, then he got up as well and squeezed his friend’s hand.
“Thank you”.
#craquaria#miz cracker#aquaria#monet x change#hurt/comfort#slow burn#rpdr fanfiction#exercise in folly#samwhity#s10#canon compliant
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lets get personal.
Nabbed from @pantherdaemon and somehow missed last week
1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? “One Foot”, “Voicemail Freestyle Mike Wiebe”, “A Walk Down the Trail” (though it’s been a bit), “First Time”, “It Ends Tonight”, and “Survival”
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? @pantherdaemon It’s about time bro
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. “WWE maintained little interest in scouting, much less signing, Japanese or Mexican talent, widely considered the second and third points of the wrestling world’s triangle.”
4: What do you think about most? “So at what point...?”
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? “Stopping for tear”
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? I gots pants
7: What’s your strangest talent? I can curve my tongue?
8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) Girls deserve the fucking world but can go too far. Boys can be rude without knowing they are but can also be endearing.
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? Not to my knowledge.
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? A few moments ago when I was listening to “Undisputed”
11: Do you have any strange phobias? Not a fan of little bugs
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Yes
13: What’s your religion? Agnostic Lutheran
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Going to my car or walking into somewhere
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? In front
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Breaking Benjamin, easy
17: What was the last lie you told? “I’m sick as a dog, can’t make it into class.”
18: Do you believe in karma? A form of it, yes
19: What does your URL mean? It’s my old OC from my Xiaolin Showdown days, Jack Spicer’s brother. Brought it with me during the brony days as my alias and it kind of became more than I ever though it would be.
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Weakness is my need to please everybody. Strength is my ability to listen to everybody and offer advice even if I’ve never personally been in that situation.
21: Who is your celebrity crush? Emily Blunt
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Yes
23: How do you vent your anger? Either my listening to Linkin Park or venting in a text post
24: Do you have a collection of anything? Magazines, video game or animated posters, pictures, and t-shirts
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Phone, never done the latter
26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? I’m just happy I’m not completely like my dad.
27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? I loathe that one stupid fucking bird from Iowa that always does that same rhythm all damn day. I love an animal chirping that isn’t a bird.
28: What’s your biggest “what if”? “What if you stayed in Minneapolis after Dad died?”
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and yes
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. A pen and a water bottle
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? My usual media room. I’m used to it so it smells like normalty
32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? High School Homecoming
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? East
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Sydney Sierota
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? Living and breathing in an attempt to survive.
36: Define Art. Creative outlet through various forms with an intent to tell a narrative, vent emotion, or for personal entertainment.
37: Do you believe in luck? Yes
38: What’s the weather like right now? Dark, clear, cold
39: What time is it? 10:47 PM mountain time
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes, YES
41: What was the last book you read? How WWE Should Have Booked The Book Vol. 1
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? Yes
43: Do you have any nicknames? Toad, Toadman, Spicer
44: What was the last film you saw? Bad Times at El Royale
45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? Worst pain at the time was a broken pinky. Worst pain over time was a fucked up shoulder that any movement caused it to just drive me into agony.
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? No
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? Probably
48: What’s your sexual orientation? Rather not put a label on that right now
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? Yes
50: Do you believe in magic? Yes
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Don’t forgive so easily, much harder to gain back trust
52: What is your astrological sign? Cancer
53: Do you save money or spend it? Spend
54: What’s the last thing you purchased? Technically it would be Patreon
55: Love or lust? Lust
56: In a relationship? Nope
57: How many relationships have you had? None
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Nope
59: Where were you yesterday? At home
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yeah the envelope that came right My First Girlfriend is a Gal
61: Are you wearing socks right now? Nah
62: What’s your favourite animal? CAT
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? God I could not tell you
64: Where is your best friend? Probably at home or asleep in the Canadian wilderness of the BC
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. I am not going to do that. Not sorry.
66: What is your heritage? A whole bunch of European countries. My dad’s side is known to be varied and my mom’s side is the same, but I’d assume mostly Germanic
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? Reading fics in my bed
68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? Murphy
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Of fucking course
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Yes
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Save the fucking dog. If I’m that deep in my job that one more tardiness means I’m done than it’s not worth it. Plus, I can explain to them and my future jobs why I was late. I feel like people would understand.
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? A. Yes B. If I can, travel places, see all the people I haven’t see in a while or at all, and actually finish things I haven’t ever finished. C. Of course
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Trust
74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Fuck me for it but “"Crepuscularity” but it’s a sad kind of happy
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? Nice
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Trust and the ability to talk to each other about anything and especially when it’s about that trust or about things that are hurting the other person
77: How can I win your heart? Show genuine interest in me and what I like.
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? Yes
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? Oh god. Um...submitting that audition for “This is Why I Clop”. I wouldn’t know any of my online friends if it wasn’t for that.
80: What size shoes do you wear? 11 1/2
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? “RIP: This is empty because there’s no body in it, so feel free to go ham.”
82: What is your favourite word? Fuck
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Alone
84: What is a saying you say a lot? “To be quite honest”, “everyone and their mother”, “to be fair”
85: What’s the last song you listened to? “POP/STARS”
86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? Red/orange
87: What is your current desktop picture? Still the ME 2 collage
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? I can’t answer that
89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? What’s the one kink you hate liking?
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? Ask if they can talk. If they can’t and are just looming, try to get back to sleep.
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Control time
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Oh this is a good question. That last 30 minutes of the Jan. 2012 BronyCon where I modded the stream and heard “You Only Got One Life to Live”
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Goodbye that sexual assault in the common room
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Always music huh? I’m gonna say Cher
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Los Angeles
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? Probably
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? Nah
98: Ever been on a plane? Yep
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? It’s...it’s not easy anymore. And I know I make a lot of mistakes and whine a lot and am in no position to hate who I am or what I’ve done and I know that I don’t deserve everything I’ve gotten, but...it’s hard to want to live life and enjoy little things when you’ve been told that you’re great at a lot of things and end up never getting there because you didn’t put enough work in or you weren’t lucky enough to get it. And then you’ve got this great big old dream looming over you that you can escape in because it’s so much to imagine what it would be like. But you know that deep down you’ll end up back home working at Menards and ending up just like your father. Well guess what? If I’ll never be shit, duck? Than I’d least like to fucking know if I ever had a chance in the first place.
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Spontaneous Q&A
Hello Darlings! It is currently 9:31Pm where I am right now and I apologize for not posting. I have just been working my ass off with school and work.
I figured today I can do a spontaneous Q&A. I found these random questions in my notes on my phone so I don't remember where I got these questions from, but if anyone finds the original post, tag them please! Feel free to answer these questions in the notes below!
(1) Do You 💤 With Your Closet Doors Open Or Closed?
I sleep with the doors closed to keep in all the cold air in and for some reason I also feel safer. (I also cover my vanity because I get scared of it at night).
(2) Do You Have Freckles?
I have only one freckle on my left check
(3) Can You Whistle?
I can actually whistle the Spongebob whistle that’s at the end of the theme song...so yes.
(4) Last Song You Listened To.
Can I be Him by James Arthur
(5) What Is Your Favourite Colour?
Blue and Yellow
(6) Relationship Status.
Um is mayonaise a relationship status?
(7) What Is The Temperature Right Now?
Currently 54 degrees
(8) Did You Wake Up Cranky?
Nope I woke up pretty happy
(9) How Many Followers?
7 lol. I’m new
(10) Zodiac Sign.
Aries baby
(11) What Is Your Eye Colour?
Dude my eyes are legit so dark they look black.
(12) Take A Vitamin Daily?
who is she?
(13) Do You Sing In The 🚿?
when no one is home for sure
(14) What 📚 Are You Reading?
The Martian
(15) Grab The 📓 Nearest To You, Turn To Page 64, Give Me Line 14.
“ ‘Dad,’ I said with a hint of warning in my voice. ” (source: Artemis by Andy Weir)
(16) Favourite Anime?
The Seven Deadly Sins
(17) Last Person You 😢 In Front Of?
My best friend’s brother
(18) Do You Collect Anything?
movie tickets
(19) What Did You Have For Lunch?
lasagna
(20) Do You Dance In The 🚗?
baby...I perform
(21) Favourite Animal?
Lions
(22) Do You Watch The Olympics?
Sometimes. My favorite part would be watching gymnastics
(23) What Time Do You Usually Go To 🛏️?
currently it is 9:44 pm when I’m typing this and I usually fall asleep at 2 so sleep who?
(24) Are You Wearing Makeup Right Now?
yes and I'm going to do a mask in a few minutes.
(25) Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean?
I love swimming in the pool. I love swimming in the ocean too, but I get freaked out by the seaweed.
(26) Favourite Tumblr Blog?
@studyquill
(27) Bottled 🚰 Or Tap 🚰?
tap baby. Bottled water is a scam.
(28) What Makes You Happy?
music, the ocean, laughing.
(29) Post A Gif Of What You’re Currently Feeling Right Now.
(30) Do You Study Better With Or Without 🎶?
with music, specifically instrumental.
(31) Dogs Or Cats?
PUPPEEERRSSS
(32) If You Were A 🖍️ What Colour Would You Be?
Crayola Sunshine Sprite
(33) PlayStation Or Xbox.
PlayStation
(34) Would You Swim In The Lake Or Ocean?
The Ocean
(35) Do You Believe In Magic?
yes.
(36) What Colour 👕 Are You Wearing?
gray
(37) Can You Curl Your Tongue?
hell yea baby.
(38) Do You Save 💰 Or Spend It?
both. I spend it when I have enough to buy two of things.
(39) Is There Anything Pink Within 10 Feet Of You?
my pink chapstick.
(40) Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now?
I’m obsessed with Enamel Pins.
(41) Have You Ever Caught A 🦋?
I have contained a caterpillar and watching it grow into a butterfly for a project. I released it once I was done.
(42) Are You Easily Influenced By Other People?
No, not really because I like to do things myself.
(43) Do You Have Strange Dreams?
Yes, I do and sometimes it scares me and I think about it all day.
(44) Do You Like Going On Airplanes?
I don't like going on planes over water.
(45) Name One Movie That Made You 😭.
Me Before You
(46) 🥜 Or 🌻 Seeds?
Sunflower seeds.
(47) If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be?
IMAGINE DRAGONS or BRUNO MARS
(48) Are You A Picky Eater?
yes.
(49) Are You A Heavy Sleeper?
I can sleep for days baby.
(50) Do You Fear Thunder / Lightning?
no I freaking love them baby.
(51) Do You Like To Read / Write?
yes.
(52) Do You Like Your 🎶 Loud?
hell yea.
(53) Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents?
wrap presents.
(54) Put Your 🎶 On Shuffle, What Is The First Song That Came Up?
Breathin’ by Ariana Grande.
(55) What Season Are You In Right Now? (Weather)
Fall.
(56)What Are You Craving Right Now?
I want cheese fries.
(57) Post A Screenshot Of Your Tumblr Feed.
(58) What Is Your Gender?
Female
(59) Coffee Or Tea?
Tea
(60) Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About?
I have to read a couple chapters and write an assignment on it.
(61) What Is Your Sexuality?
straight
(62) Do You Make Your 🛏️ In The Morning?
sometimes, but mostly no because it downs really get messed up.
(63) Favorite Pokemon?
Eevee
(64) Favorite Social Media?
Twitter
(65) What’s Your Opinion On Instagram Stories?
its literally the same as snapchat.
(66) Do You Get Homesick?
nope.
(67) Are You A Virgin?
yes.
(68) What Shampoo And Conditioner Are You Using Right Now?
Cantu
(69) If You Were Far From Home And Needed To 💤 For The Night, Would You Choose To Rent A Crappy Motel Room For $60 Or 💤 In Your 🚗 For Free?
In the car baby.
(70) Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life?
yes they are physically, but mentally not there all the time.
(71) Whats The Next Movie You Want To 👀 In Theaters?
I want to watch A Star is Born with Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper
(72) Do You Miss Your Ex?
no.
(73) What Is Your Favourite Quote Right Now?
“I’m not lazy, I just like to do the least.” by Bretman Rock
(74) What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest?
BLUE
(75) Did You Like Swinging As A 👶? Do You Still Get 🙌 When You 👀 A Swing Set?
hell yes. I turn into an instant kid as soon as I see a swing.
(76) What Was The Last Thing You Ate?
Lasagna
(77) What Games Do You Have On Your 📱?
Minecraft, Marvel Contest of Champions, Tetris, High School Story
(78) Would You Give A Homeless Person CPR If They Were Dying? Why Or Why Not?
Yes because they are human too. Just because they are homeless does not mean they do not deserve to live.
(79) Been On The Computer For 5 Hours Straight?
Yes, but not today.
(80) Stalked Someone On A Social Network?
tbh: everyone has
(81) Do You Like Meeting New People?
yes and no because I like meeting new people, but the whole socializing thing is nerve wracking. I’m a straight-up omnivert.
(82) Do You Wear Rings? If You Do, Take A Picture Of Them.
(83) Do You 💤 With Your Bedroom 🚪 Open Or Closed?
(84) What Are Three Things You Did Today?
(85) What Do You Wear To 🛏️?
literally anything I'm comfy in
(86) List All Of Your Different Beauty Products You Have Right Now.
thats a lot of products man. I have a lot of makeup, but I don’t wear that much makeup in my mind.
(87) Are You A Day Or Night Person?
night person.
(88) List All Of Your Video Games On Your 📱, Console Etc.
Black ops III, fortnite, Minecraft, tomb raider, madden 18, GTAV etc.
(89) Tell Me About A Dream That You Had And When It Happened.
Um... I can't remember?
(90) Favourite Soda Drink?
its between ginger ale and Mountain Dew Baja blast.
(91) What Sounds Are Your Favourite?
instruments especially the piano, guitar, ukulele, saxophone. I also like the sounds of the waves crashing, thunder and lightning, and the clicking of keyboards.
(92) Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More?
Neither. I wear leggings all day everyday.
(93) How Do You Look Right Now?
a hot mess.
(94) Name Something That Relaxes You.
music.
(95) What Tattoo Do You Want?
I want one of a crescent moon
(96) Favourite YouTuber?
Zane Hijazi BABY
That’t it for today by darlings... talk to you mañana
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YAY 300 Followers!Let´s Celebrate :)
To celebrate that, I am going to do 2 Things:
1. I will open my Ask- Box for prompts for Oneshots or drabbles to write
I may write for any Character of the MCU- Movies, Hobbit, Witcher (game) series, Stargate Atlantis, SOA
for almost any situation- as long as I feel comfortable with it-
Want another character? Just ask;)
NO smut for underaged characters or asks about actors..
2. I will host a writing challenge for YOU to participate in
You find prompts under the cut.
Please tag me in your work and use the #maggies300challenge tag
Deadline is the 1st of June
You don´t need to follow me to participate, it is appreciated though.
Please reblog this so others can get informed as well.
Just send an ASK with the prompt(s) you choose and the character(s) it is for (see 1.).
There may be prompts chosen by more than one person, should the characters be different.
AU´s are allowed :)
NO smut for underaged and no actors, and please tag accordingly your theme.
Don´t find a fitting prompt? Send in your own suggestion.
I will read every story and put it in a Masterlist and don´t fret to send me a message shouldt I reblock it after a day or two.
(1) “I shall claim full amends for every fall and stubbed toe, if you do not lead us well.”
(2) "Keep breathing, that’s the key"
(3) "You could’ve picked a better spot."
(4) “I guess that concludes negotiations.”
(5) “That still count as one”
(6) “Certainty of death, small chance of success- what are we waiting for?"
(7) “Not bad. But I prefer this.”
(8) “So what is the best way to a man's heart?”
(9) “Between the fourth and fifth rib. That's where I usually go. I'll put a twist at the end if I wanna make sure.”
(10)“There are bad days, and then there are legendary bad days”
(11)“Really? And you plan on killing me with what, your mouth?”
(12)“You're not afraid of the dark, are you?” @sweetness47
(13)“And kid, leave God out of this. He wants no part of what happens next.”
(14)“Three down, eight left. Now, normally I'd just keep going. Six down... Nine down... You get where I'm going with this.”
(15)“I'll kill you with my teacup.”
(16)“If I owned this place and Hell, I'd rent this place out and live in Hell.”
(17)“Me? I'm just passin' through.”
(18)“Remember that favourite game of yours”
(19) "Who's the Better Killer?"
(20)“We all began as something else.”
(21)“I shoulda taken the money”
(22)“Sister, they don't know what to do with just one of me.”
(23)“Get that ASS MOVING!“
(24)“Lesson Learned. No such word as "friend"”
(25)“Join him, or join me.”
@legion1993(John Winchester x Reader X Dean Winchester)
(26)“Where's ….?” “ Which half?”
(27)“Strong survival instinct. I admire that in a woman.”
(28) “It's the winner of the look alike contest.”
(29)“Amazing how you can do without the essentials of life, so long as you have the little luxuries.”
(30)“People, just a suggestion. Perhaps you should *flee*!”
(31)“Is anybody else having trouble breathing?”
(32)“Don't touch it! Don't- Don't you touch that handle!”
(33)“So... I guess something went wrong.”
(34)“You know who I am. You don’t know where I am. And you’ll never see me coming.” @sweetness47
(35)"I hope you’re ready bro, because I’m just getting started."
(36)"I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one”
(37)“You keep using that word. I don´t think it means what you think it means.”
(38)“My insurance doesn´t cover PMS.”
(39)“I'm here in case you succeed”
(40)„[nods] I can't.“
(41)“I was with the Navy. Not the Navajo“
(42)“Uh, I have a boyfriend.”
(43)“What kind of diet doesn't allow tequila?”
(44)“It's Central America. It's hot.”
(45)“It's white. You never told me it was white.”
(46)“You ever wonder why there was a job opening?”
(47)“What do you think? Want to take one home?”
(48)“You'll last two minutes in there. Less in those ridiculous shoes.”
(49)“Boys, let's do this!“ @sweetness47
(50)“Oh, like I said. I'm busy anyway, so give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle. Right?“
(51)“He said we're dead with an accent.”
(52)“You don't ask, I don't tell”
(53)“You know, you're gonna be dead anyway. So I'm gonna shut up”
(54)“Are you crazy? You could've killed me!”
(55)“So you're just gonna lie there and whimper?”
(56)“Fuck, you're old.“
(57)“I'd go with you, but... I don't want to.“
(58)“Language, please.“
(59)“There's no easy way to say this... I'm pregnant..“ @sweetness47
(60)“Have you decided what you're gonna say to her/him?”
(61)“Kinda lonesome back here.“
(62)“Do you have an off switch?”
(63)“Hey, hands off the merchandise.”
(64)“Which ones?” “ALL OF THEM!”
(65)“Hang in there, baby! I gotcha!” @sweetness47
People I think would have fun to participate:
@scarletraine @true-queen-of-mischief @lady-loki-ren @emmii4
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all of them!
Anon you are trying to kill me but also like..thank you
1: Full name
I’m not stupid, I’m not putting my full real name out. lol
2: Age
Eighteen
3: 3 Fears
Being rejected, depression consuming my life, going deaf or blind
4: 3 things I love
My brother, my friends, music
5: 4 turns on
Gentle caresses, dirty talk, teasing, kink stuff
6: 4 turns off
Uhhh. Pedophilia, scat, incest, racial degradation? I’m going for the most hardcore bad stuff lol
7: My best friend
I have a lot but for simplicity’s sake my bestest is @lettiehigh
8: Sexual orientation
Bisexual
9: My best first date
Lol
10: How tall am I
5′2. correct question is how short am I
11: What do I miss
Special ham sandwiches
12: What time were I born
I don’t fucking know
13: Favourite color
Pink
14: Do I have a crush
I have multiple.
15: Favourite quote
“They don’t sell cheese at the jewelry store” - my husband Felony Steve
16: Favourite place
My bedroom
17: Favourite food
Chicken nuggets from a hong kong mcdonald’s. They taste like shit in scotland
18: Do I use sarcasm
Sometimes but I’m not that good at it
19: What am I listening to right now
No More Time - Flor
20: First thing I notice in new person
Eyes
21: Shoe size
6.5
22: Eye color
Dark brown/black
23: Hair color
Dark brown/black. it’s gotten darker over the last few years
24: Favourite style of clothing
Frilly or bondage-y. Sometimes both at once
25: Ever done a prank call?
Nope
27: Meaning behind my URL
RPDR fic pen name
28: Favourite movie
RENT
29: Favourite song
Right now it’s Felony Reunion by Felony Steve
30: Favourite band
Waterparks, flor, All Time Low, Fall Out Boy, you can’t make me pick
31: How I feel right now
Lorny
32: Someone I love
My baby brother
33: My current relationship status
Single
34: My relationship with my parents
Rocky but overall it’s fine. It’s like an ongoing negotiation but I know they love me really.
35: Favourite holiday
I went to England when I was 14 with my school.
36: Tattoos and piercing i have
None
37: Tattoos and piercing i want
Nipple piercings, I want a hip tattoo on my right hip because I haven’t self-harmed there and it’s a bit of a ‘sacred space’ now. someday I want a lyric tattoo, a flower tattoo (roses pls) and a watercolor one. I follow so many tattoo instagrams and they all look so pretty
38: The reason I joined Tumblr
At the very very beginning to make an aesthetic pastel blog. Got into roleplaying for a couple of years, made some good friends, some sad things happened, moved onto rpdr fic, evolved into the mess it is now
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
what ex
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
Good morning snaps from my brother and copyright from @samrull
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
Nope
42: When did I last hold hands?
Not a thing I’ve done in a long time?
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
Depends on whether I do makeup or not. 10 minutes if I don’t have to, 20-30 if I do.
44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
Nope. I don’t shave unless there’s a special event.
45: Where am I right now?
My bedroom in Edi
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
I don’t drink :)
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
reasonable level most of the time. Unless I am feeling particularly apathetic/anhedonic/depressed
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Back in Hong kong yes
49: Am I excited for anything?
Dan and Phil show, possible trip to Copenhagen, possibly seeing flor, doing fashion design or Danish at uni next year, improving my fluency in languages, my brother visiting Edi, going home and seeing all my friends, going home and seeing my teachers I miss them so much oh my god, possibly seeing one of my crushes again!!
Oh and I’m going to a convention on sunday so that’s pretty great too!
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
Yeah my brother we’re a bit too open
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
depends on how often I leave my room/spend time in others’ company that I’m not comfortable with.
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
Tuesday at 7:30 pm
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
Cool, thumbs up dude. he kisses well
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
Yeah probably. lbr I trust people too easily
55: What is something I disliked about today?
I didn’t move from my bed much. but! I got a lot of drawing done and I studied some Polish so that’s a win. fuck you for making me think negatively :)
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
there’s this girl in denmark i owe a very long apology to. her. and maybe her cat.
57: What do I think about most?
My crushes, analyzing whether I have a pattern/type of crush, random etymologies, whether Russian is harder than Polish or I have a warped bias, whether my friends care about me or am I overestimating my place in their hearts
58: What’s my strangest talent?
I can say thank you in like 15 languages that counts right?
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
The wolf from little red riding hood
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
In front bc I am shite at taking photos
61: What was the last lie I told?
my meds are making me better
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Video chatting oh my god
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
I sometimes hope ghosts exist. idk about aliens
64: Do I believe in magic?
No
65: Do I believe in luck?
yes
66: What’s the weather like right now?
Not that bad for scotland tbh but chilly for late April
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
Essentials of Polish verbs and grammar or something. google it
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
no???? who tf likes that what the fuck
69: Do I have any nicknames?
This one friend I used to have called me Christababe. Also people at school called me Lily
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
Self harm cut from a few weeks ago. Got infected (it’s fine now)
71: Do I spend money or save it?
Depends
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?
With a tongue sure but not my own lmao
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?
Yes a lot of it because my closet is next to my bed :)
74: Favourite animal?
Unicorn
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
Eating ice cream and surfing the drag race reddit
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
I don’t know???? Johnson?
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
The Middle - Jimmy Eat World
78: How can you win my heart?
Don’t manipulate me.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
Married to Felony Steve
80: What is my favorite word?
Felony
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr
Like my faves? @rippling-waves @samrull @lettiehigh @veronicasanders @lecafenoirx
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
Listen to Waterparks they have the best music. -dabs-
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
Nope
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
Fluency in all languages
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
“are you in love with me”. if asked by certain people. alternatively “do you like girls” asked by other certain people.
86: What is my current desktop picture?
DDLC fanart
87: Had sex?
No but close
88: Bought condoms?
No but I have one from the Hive from a fresher’s package
89: Gotten pregnant?
no dear lord
90: Failed a class?
Nope and I hope not
91: Kissed a boy?
Yes
92: Kissed a girl?
No, I wish
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
No
94: Had job?
Yes, barista and factory worker
95: Left the house without my wallet?
Yes
96: Bullied someone on the internet?
Kind of? Not really? It was more of an argument but we’re friends now. I was a stupid thirteen year old
97: Had sex in public?
No
98: Played on a sports team?
Lol, tell another one
99: Smoked weed?
No
100: Did drugs?
No, will not
101: Smoked cigarettes?
No, I hate smoking
102: Drank alcohol?
I had a few sips of white wine that were absolutely DISGUSTING
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
No
104: Been overweight?
Currently am
105: Been underweight?
I wish
106: Been to a wedding?
Yeah of distant relatives and teachers
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Try 14
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
I don’t watch TV, There’s no tv in my student hall and back home the TV is only for news
109: Been outside my home country?
Yep too many times tbh
110: Gotten my heart broken?
Unrequited love-wise yes
111: Been to a professional sports game?
Yes and spent the whole time reading (I was a kid and my mum couldn’t/didn’t find someone to babysit)
112: Broken a bone?
No, thank god
113: Cut myself?
Yes, trying to quit it
114: Been to prom?
Yep and I sang on stage too!
115: Been in airplane?
Yep
116: Fly by helicopter?
No and not interested tbh
117: What concerts have I been to?
Waterparks, Avril Lavigne, All Time Low
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Yes, quite a few times now
119: Learned another language?
Try multiple
120: Wore make up?
Yeah! Trying to do it more
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
No, too late for that now
122: Had oral sex?
No but I want to
123: Dyed my hair?
No but I want to
124: Voted in a presidential election?
No, HK doesn’t have presidential elections
125: Rode in an ambulance?
No
126: Had a surgery?
No
127: Met someone famous?
Famous in Hong Kong yes. Worldwide no. I’ve met the UoE principal though
edit: Iza reminded me that I’ve met both Courtney Act and Sasha Velour!
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
Yes but not like…creepy. for drawing reference I’ve gone through a lot of people’s social media this morning lol
129: Peed outside?
When I was like 4
130: Been fishing?
Not that I can recall
131: Helped with charity?
Yeah
132: Been rejected by a crush?
No because I’m too much of a wimp to confess. Maybe a few years later
133: Broken a mirror?
Yep, the one I use to wear my contacts (when I used to wear contacts)
134: What do I want for birthday?
Sex and liposuction and a corset and maybe someone to love me and a full happy day with no depression or anxiety
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
I don’t want kids. But if I did have kids, here is a list of nice names: Gracie, Ljudmila, Nico, Agneta (this one sounds really fucking familiar but I don’t know why), Anthony, Selene, Kristoff, James
136: Was I named after anyone?
No. My Chinese name means to have manners and to be gentle lmao. My English name is literally just the first thing I blurted out when the teacher asked me for my name. Wednesday was a name I look after Wednesday Addams though.
137: Do I like my handwriting?
I hate my Chinese and English penmanship it looks like shit but my Cyrillic looks GREAT
138: What was my favourite toy as a child?
Barbie, I had Genevieve from the 12 dancing princesses
139: Favourite Tv Show?
Drag race, b99, ASOUE, the good place
140: Where do I want to live when older?
In Edinburgh
141: Play any musical instrument?
The ukulele and I think I still remember a bit of guitar
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
Cutting. Most of my scars are from cutting. A few from childhood bruises
143: Favourite pizza toping?
Cheese
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
Sometimes
145: Am I afraid of heights?
all the time
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
A lot worse than sneaking out buddy
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Yeah
148: What I’m really bad at
controlling my fucking feelings and not falling for peple
149: What my greatest achievments are
Sewing my prom dress, making an animation, juggling learning 3 languages (slowly) at once, surviving high school because honestly I didn’t think I’d make it to graduation
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
That bisexuality doesn’t exist
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery
Depends on how much i win but assuming it’s a big amount of money, split it and donate a third to charity, give a third to my parents, split the rest of it in quarters and give three quarter to my dad for investments and spend the last quarter
152: What do I like about myself
I have pretty hair and nice tits and I can draw (not well but I can draw), and I have a bit of talent in learning languages and fashion design
153: My closest Tumblr friend
@samrull without a doubt
154: Something I fantasise about
My brain giving me a good yummy serotonin
155: Any question you’d like?
….anon you didn’t put a question (this happens every goddamn time i s2g)
Thanks for the ask though this kept me occupied for the good part of an hour :)
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Super Sides Chapter 3
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Warnings: more fires (will I ever use anything other than fire? The answer is probably no), burns (though no detailed descriptions of them), swords, kidnapping, self-doubt
Roman rushed out onto the stage, but it was too late. He had missed his cue, his costume was half on, and everyone was whispering, confused. He opened his mouth to say his lines, but they wouldn’t come. From the back of the theater, someone started booing. Soon, everyone else joined in. Roman fled the theater, holding back tears as he headed home. That night, there was a segment on the local news about how the best actor in the city, probably even in the state, had failed so horribly. Roman’s life was ruined. He never wanted to do anything else again. What was the point? He was a failure.
The alarm went off and Roman woke up.
He had to think for a few minutes before he remembered that his dream wasn’t real. The recurring nightmare that had plagued him every night for the past two weeks, the result of the hallucination shown to him by the yet to be identified villain, became harder and harder to distinguish from reality.
Roman sighed, forcing himself out of bed. He got dressed and had a quick breakfast of toast before grabbing his sword and preparing to leave. The routine he had fallen into since he had started the whole hero thing became boring quickly. Roman longed for a change. Sure, it was exciting when he stopped a major criminal and the whole city praised him, but normal day-to-day things like small robberies got old ages ago.
Still, this was his job now, and he was just as committed as the other two to keeping the citizens of the world (or maybe just the city they lived in) safe. It might get boring, but it was worth it. He just wished that there was a little more excitement.
Well, short story short, he got his wish.
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Logan 4:36 pm- Are you planning on joining us today?
Roman 4:36 pm- Rehearsal went longer than I thought it would today, okay?!
Logan 4:37 pm- Calm down, there is no point to unnecessary panic.
Roman 4:37 pm- I wasn’t panicking I’m just frustrated
Roman 4:37 pm- On my way
Roman had just put his phone away when he heard an explosion. A building that was a few blocks away was suddenly lit up with bright flames. The people around him started screaming. Some pulled out their phones, probably to call 911. Many of them started running. While everyone was confused and panicked, Roman took the opportunity to change into his hero outfit. His sword reappeared by his side, his signature red cape flicking gently in the breeze. Finally, something interesting.
As he got closer to the burning building, he noticed that there was something wrong with the fire. Not only did it seem artificial, the flames moving in ways that no fire was supposed to, but it was red.
Fires weren’t an uncommon thing that Roman and the other two dealt with. It just became a fact of life that they would have to run into burning buildings or save the people who had escaped from further danger. However, Roman had seen enough fires to know that they were supposed to be orange, not red.
The building on fire was a small, local cafe. Roman had been there a few times. There wasn’t much he could do about the damage being done to the building. Everyone seemed to have evacuated, so he turned his attention to the people standing outside, staring in shock.
“Hello, wonderful citizens, I am here to save you! Please, back away from the fire! Help will be here soon!” Roman had done this enough times. The part that wasn’t quite right was the fact that the fire wasn’t normal. It shouldn’t have affected him as much as it did, but Roman found himself getting distracted.
The faint sound of approaching sirens made Roman relax slightly, but he still wasn’t done. He had to lead everyone away from the fire still. He looked back at the shop to be sure everyone was out, and...
There was a figure standing inside.
After a quick internal battle over what he should do, Roman left the people outside with quick instructions to back away further, then sprinted towards the fire, prepared to enter the building heroically, when the figure exited the building. She was wearing a long, black dress that shimmered and looked like it was made of sequins, or maybe scales. The tips were burning with the same unnatural red as the building. She seemed unbothered, but it was hard to tell, since her face was concealed behind a detailed dragon mask, the same color as her dress. In her arms, she carried an unconscious woman who was dressed in the standard employee uniform for the shop. Her long brown hair was dangerously close to the fire.
The masked woman saw Roman and tilted her head as if she was amused. “Why, hello there. Come to stop me and save the day?” Her tone said that she doubted that he could stop her.
“Yes, that’s exactly why I’m here. Now, villain, how about you place her down, and I won’t have to run this sword through you!”
“Alright, how about I place her down right back in there?” She tilted her head towards the fire.
“Because if you do that, I’ll be forced to attack you.”
The woman laughed, and then she did place the other woman down. Fortunately she was far enough away from the fire.
Her hands lit on fire, small spheres of unnatural glowing red in her hands. Roman wanted to jump back, but he stopped himself. He was a hero. Some gifted person in a dragon mask wasn’t going to defeat the mighty hero of Creativity!
“And what makes you think you can defeat me?”
Roman took out his sword but prepared to shape shift too if he needed. “Because I’ve been doing this for a while now, and I know how being a hero works! You aren’t even a good villain, you just show up, kidnap the girl with no motivations, and expect the protagonist to come rescue her! Come on, were you even trying?”
She grinned, or at least Roman thought she was grinning based on how she tilted her head. “I am trying. You think I’m taking Valerie for no reason?”
“I don’t know what you’re doing, but I know I’m going to stop it!” Roman rushed forward, prepared to attack.
It didn’t go so well.
Roman barely got within ten feet before he had to double back. The woman was summoning fireballs and throwing them at him. He dodged some, but when one grazed his right arm, he was forced to drop the sword. She was forcing him to retreat further from the other woman, Valerie?
He had to do something, so he took a deep breath, focusing all of his energy. He tried to think of a small, fast animal that would give him a chance to get past the... dragon... witch. Yeah. That’s what he’d call her. He felt himself changing, and suddenly he was a rabbit. He sprinted towards the Dragon Witch, dodging between her legs, and heading towards the unconscious girl. Unfortunately, a wall of flames erupted in front of him. He changed back into his normal form, and he was close enough to the Dragon Witch that he could punch her. She fell against the ground, but shot another flame that grazed Roman’s leg. While Roman tried not to swear because of the pain, the Dragon Witch regained her balance. Her mask was askew slightly, but it still concealed her identity.
“Are you sure you were stopping me, Creativity? Dumb name, by the way. Who came up with that whole thing?” Now she was just stalling. Or being annoying. Or both. Roman couldn’t tell.
“Leave now, Dragon Witch, or you will regret it!” Roman threatened.
She laughed. “Oh, that one’s not bad. I might use that. Guess we’ll have to see. Thank you very much, kind hero.” She definitely smiled there. Another wall of fire appeared in front of him, this time even bigger, and he had to shut his eyes. When he opened them again, the Dragon Witch and the other woman were gone. The fire trucks pulled into the parking lot and started working while Roman stood there, stunned.
The pain from the burns was finally starting to affect Roman. As he started to walk away and find a hidden location where he could change out of the burnt outfit, he felt a buzz in his pocket. He had forgotten about Logan and Patton. Oops.
Patton 4:51- hey kiddo! just wanted to make sure you were okay! you told logan that you would be here soon and you still haven’t shown up.
Roman 4:52- I’m so sorry, I had something to take care of
Patton 4:52- that’s okay, kiddo! did whatever you were doing go well?
Roman 4:53- As much as I hate to admit it, I think I made a grave mistake
Patton 4:53- is it something that we need to fix right now?
Patton 4:53- if you need my help i’ll be over there as quickly as possible!
Roman 4:54- No, you have your own things to deal with, we can fix this another time
Patton 4:54- if you say so!
Roman 4:54- I’m on my way now, if you guys still want me around.
Patton 4:55- yeah, of course we do! see you soon! <3
The little heart made him smile. Patton always ended all of his conversations with a heart, no matter who he was talking to. That’s just who he was.
Roman assumed that when he met up with the other two, they would be able to go searching for the Dragon Witch together. What he didn’t expect was for his day to get even crazier.
In honor of the one year anniversary of the Valentine's Day video, which introduced us to the Dragon Witch, I thought that this chapter would be appropriate to post today! The Dragon Witch won't be the main focus of this AU until later, but I needed to establish that she existed now for my future plans to work out. Thank you so much for reading and Happy Valentine's Day!
Also on ao3!
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6/18/18 10:32 pm
I needed to write this for myself and nobody else.
I read an article about how to get over an ex and it said you need to remember all the things their new partner gets to deal with now instead of you. So here’s a list of things that I’m never going to miss about you when I was your girlfriend.
1. The way you never wanted to give up drugs or alcohol for me.
2. The way you made me feel so special but yet still told me you had a habit of attracting the “crazies”
3. The way you made me pay for dates because you weren’t working
4. The way I wasn’t ever allowed at your house.
5. The way I was so scared of your mom disapproving of me, and when she met me - she hated me.
6. When your mom yelled at me in the parking lot and you didn’t defend me.
7. You accusing me of cheating on you when I told you I was pregnant
8. When you told me that you’d never forgive me if I had an abortion and you’d tell everyone what I had done.
9. The fact that I had to pay for raves/concerts and vacations and you never paid me back or even offered to.
10. When you told me you bought me a birthday present and it just “never came in the mail”
11. I took a college class for you so you’d make an “A” and you had the nerve to tell me that you didn’t even ask me to do that for you.
12. I had to threaten that our child would have my last name if you didn’t get a job - and you didn’t until the week she was born.
13. You didn’t tell me where you ever went... and one night you went out and totaled your truck and almost killed yourself and your friend.
14. I always had to ask what you were doing and who you were with - you NEVER volunteered information.
15. If I asked you to talk out a problem with me - you “didn’t want to argue” or “we’ll discuss this later” but there would never be a later.
16. You felt threatened by my family and didn’t even try to get close to them.
17. You insulted my mom and told her that her losing her vision was “karma” for her being rude to you.
18. You pulled out a gun and threatened to shoot yourself in front of me
19. You threw my phone against the wall and shattered it because you had suspicions I was talking to an ex-boyfriend.
20. You dropped me on the side of the road with no phone and all of my luggage.
21. You NEVER said sorry or felt guilty for all of it.
22. You were never going to come back to me and you said I was “stalking” you when I tried so hard to see you on the first day of class.
23. You told me if you hadn’t gotten me pregnant - we’d “probably” still be friends.... but not a couple.
24. The night you were drunk at a friends wedding and we listened to a baby cry (I was pregnant) and you were mad at me and you told me that you hoped I could do this on my own.
25. The way we couldn’t ever go out to eat without you getting sick from eating gluten.
26. You’d always eat gluten anyways and be sick and make us both suffer and not enjoy anything.
27. You never wanted to have sex.
28. You never made me feel beautiful - I felt like I had to force myself on you for any physical affection.
29. You’d never sext me back, you would just say I looked so sexy or that you missed my body - never go further than that.
30. You stopped going to my pregnancy check ups after my mom became involved.
31. You sued me for a paternity test the day after Christmas and didn’t even tell me you had done it.
32. You never helped me with our child past 6 months.
33. You made me come home from work early because you couldn’t take care of her the one night I asked you to babysit.
34. You never pay child support on time and you always complain when you have to do it.
35. You lied to my face and told me that you only recently started dating her but when you posted it on Facebook - you have been together since October.
36. You push me off you if I try to hug you for longer than 5 seconds because I just want to feel close to you again.
37. You stopped wanting to sleepover. When I asked you to sleepover it was always “next time.”
38. You told your whole family I was keeping our daughter from you when I wasn’t.
39. Always wanting me to meet your friends and hang around people I didn’t know
40. You always got mad at me for not introducing you to people.
41. You never wanted to open up to me and talk about anything personal
42. You always were so self conscious and didn’t let me look at you.
43. You cut your hair.......
44. You took out your snakebites and tried to look like more of an adult after our child was born but you didn’t try to actually change yourself and grow up.
45. I bought your sisters kid’s Easter presents and we ended up having a fight so they were never given.
46. We were only happy when we were high together
47. You never really liked my friends
48. You’re allergic to cats
49. You have no motivation to go to college and get an actual career.
50. After we broke up, you ignored message after message of me trying to get you to see your daughter.
51. My first Mother’s Day all you sent me was a “gif” saying happy Mother’s Day, you couldn’t even be bothered to type it out or have a conversation with me?
52. You missed our daughters first birthday party to work. Even though I begged you to take off and be there for it.
53. Anytime I tried to invite your family to things - you told me no even though you admitted later that you had just never asked them.
54. You showed your best friend my nudes.
55. As soon as we broke up, you smoked meth again.
56. Your dad was an alcoholic and you always wanted to follow his footsteps.
57. You never thought you’d live past 30 so you felt like life was pointless.
58. You hung out and prioritized friends more than you did me.
59. You don’t go to any baby appointments anymore or even pretend like you care how she’s doing.
60. You made an excuse and said the reason you couldn’t see our daughter was because of my feelings for you.
61. You made me feel like a horrible person for being in love with you.
62. You got me a pair of socks for Christmas and nothing else.
63. You brag about being “sober for a year” constantly but I know you haven’t been.
64. As soon as you get off probation - you’re going back to doing drugs.
65. Always saying you hate your job but never leaving it and bragging that you work the hardest.
66. We worked in the same building and you never came and saw me, not even once.
67. If I texted you something silly, you just called me weird.
68. I couldn’t tell you about all the things I felt.
69. I wanted you to propose some day and you never even mentioned it or thought about it.
70. You told me you’d follow me to the ends of the earth but you left as soon as things got hard.
71. You couldn’t look me in the eyes in the court room because you knew you had betrayed me.
72. We never wanted to watch the same shows or movies
73. You never wanted to take photos together.
74. You wrote me off as “crazy” rather than trying to fix anything.
75. You never pushed me or motivated me to do anything that was important to me.
76. You texted my parents and demanded to see our child when I was in Galveston because you didn’t want to talk to me (my parents didn’t birth her, I did!)
77. You always complained that 25 minutes was a long drive to come see me.
78. You didn’t like to drive at night so if I really needed you - you weren’t there.
79. You were never there.
80. You stopped telling me I was beautiful.
81. You always said “good morning sunshine” until the day you didn’t love me anymore.
82. You told me you weren’t ever going to date again - but you just meant you weren’t ever going to date me again.
83. You don’t give people second chances
84. You say you cut people out of your life but you still talk to them and still hang out with them (??? Seriously???)
85. You overdosed and blamed it on me stressing you out.
86. Everything always became a fight or an argument that we couldn’t solve
87. Your hard headedness
88. You think I sold our dog to “spite” you but it was really because I couldn’t handle him.
89. You totaled two trucks within a year apart of eachother
90. You’re on probation until August because of a DWI offense.
91. You never wanted to see a doctor to try to get better with your gluten allergy.
92. You always relayed information wrong to your family and made them upset with something I didn’t even say.
93. You dropped out of college because you didn’t feel like taking a remedial math course
94. You were homeschooled and never got to learn how to socialize with people.
95. You’re 26 1/2 and still living with your mom.
#100 reasons why#ex#ex-boyfriend#love#heartbreak#saying goodbye#ashton#this is for you#i feel better
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5 times Dan and Fiona were not dating (and one time they were)
summary: Dan has been confused about her sexuality for a long time, and Fiona isn’t helping. Or maybe she is?
Labels are overrated. Having sex with girls is fun. Just as long as there aren’t any feelings involved. And there aren’t any, right? Right?
rating: M
wc: ~3k
notes: right so, halfway through outlining this fic I decided it would be fun to write little interludes that contain every message Dan and Fiona send between chapters. so... this is the result.
They're designed so that they don't have to be read to understand the upcoming chapters, and there isn't really an overarching plot or anything, just a collection of fairly random conversations, but I hope you'll give them a read anyway.
chapter 2/12- Interlude One
current chapter on ao3 | tumblr masterlist | first chapter on tumblr
October 20, 2019:
Fiona, 11:34 am: I woke up so late holy shit
Dan, 11:36 am: lol
Dan, 11:36 am: what time did you go to bed
Fiona, 11:36 am: …
Fiona, 11:37 am: Late
Dan, 11:37 am: i got up at 10
Dan, 11:37 am: ha
Fiona, 11:37 am: Look at Miss I Have My Life Together
Fiona, 11:37 am: Does she deign to share her advice with her loyal peasants
Dan, 11:38 am: no
Fiona, 11:38 am: :(
Dan, 11:39 am: suffer
Fiona, 11:41 am: I am
Fiona, 11:41 am: We’re out of cheerios
Dan, 11:42 am: why
Fiona, 11:42 am: I ate them
Dan, 11:42 am: so you see why this is your fault?
Fiona, 11:43 am: No
Dan, 11:43 am: hmm
Fiona, 11:43 am: Shut up
Fiona 11:43 am: Ok bye I apparently need to go to the grocery store
Dan, 11:44 am: wow that’s so weird i wonder why you have to go to the grocery store
Dan, 11:44 am: bye have fun
Fiona, 11:55 am: grocery shopping is never fun
Dan, 11:55: you’re never fun
Fiona, 12:06 pm: :(
Fiona, 6:40 pm:
Dan, 7:02 pm: WHAT
Dan, 7:02 pm: DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS
Dan, 7:02 pm: LOOK WE WERE JUST FRIENDS OKAY
Dan, 7:02 pm: female friendship is a very powerful thing
Fiona, 7:03 pm: sure lmao
Fiona, 7:03 pm: Glad to help you discover the power of female friendship last night <3
Dan, 7:03 pm: STOP
Dan, 7:03 pm: YOU’VE CALLED ME OUT ENOUGH
Fiona, 7:04 pm: have I
Dan, 7:04 pm: yes
Dan, 7:04 pm: be nice :(
Fiona, 7:04 pm: What if I’m not a nice person?
Dan, 7:05 pm: you are tho
Fiona, 7:05 pm: no u
Dan, 7:06 pm: 🥺
Fiona, 7:06 pm: bottom
Dan, 7:06 pm: fuck you
Fiona, 7:07 pm: lol that’s not how top/bottom works, dan
Dan, 7:07 pm: FUCK YOU
Fiona, 7:07 pm: ok maybe if you ask nicely
Dan, 7:07 pm: no thoughts head empty
Fiona, 7:08 pm: good thing I’m not attracted to you for your brain <3
Dan, 7:08 pm: …
Fiona, 7:08 pm: too far?
Dan, 7:09 pm: roast me harder daddy 🥺
Fiona, 7:09 pm: jesus fucking christ
Fiona, 7:09 pm: i hate you
Dan, 7:10 pm: :(
Fiona, 7:10 pm: ugh FINE I don’t
Dan, 7:10 pm: :)
October 21, 2019:
Dan, 10:31 am: wanna see my favorite tumblr post
Fiona, 11:42 am: YES
Dan, 11:43 am: … did you just wake up
Fiona, 11:43 am: DO YOU THINK I’M THIS ENERGETIC WHEN I JSUT WOKE UP?
Dan, 11:44 am: *JUST
Fiona, 11:44 am: SHUT
Fiona, 11:44 am: GIVE ME POST
Dan, 11:45 am:
Fiona, 11:46 am: That’s your favorite tumblr post?
Dan, 11:46 am: yes
Fiona, 11:46 am: Should I be concerned that it’s about murder
Dan, 11:47 am: it’s not about murder
Fiona, 11:47 am: Yes it is
Dan, 11:47 am: it’s about homiecide
Fiona, 11:47 am: I will kill you
Dan, 11:48 am: you’ll homiecide me?
Fiona, 11:48 am: NO
Fiona, 11:48 am: I will kill you
Dan, 11:48 am: :(
Fiona, 11:48 am: :)
Fiona, 10:43 pm: How was your day?
Fiona, 10:43 pm: Kill any homies?
Dan, 10:45 pm: No
Dan, 10:45 pm: Come over, you can be the first
Fiona, 10:45 pm: 🥺
Fiona, 10:45 pm: I’m honored
Fiona, 10:46 pm: Can I though? I crave death
Dan, 10:46 pm: oh no
Dan, 10:46 pm: why?
Fiona, 10:47 pm: I did a procrastination again
Dan, 10:47 pm: now why would you do that?
Fiona, 10:47 pm: Because I’m stupid
Dan, 10:47 pm: 😔
Dan, 10:48 pm: what have you learned from this?
Fiona, 10:48 pm: Absolutely nothing
Fiona, 10:48 pm: I will do it again
Dan, 10:48 pm: we love to hear it
Fiona, 10:49 pm: 😔 you do maybe
Dan, 10:49 pm: how are u imply that i take pleasure in the downfall of others
Fiona, 10:50 pm: YOU LITERALLY SAID IT FIRST
Fiona, 10:50 pm: YOU SAID YOU LOVED TO HEAR IT
Dan, 10:51 pm: really? that doesn’t sound like something i would say
Fiona, 10:51 pm: Stop gaslighting me
Dan, 10:52 pm: :)
Fiona, 10:52 pm: :(
Dan, 10:53 pm: go do your homework
Fiona, 10:53 pm: FINE
October 22, 2019:
Dan, 4:12 am: wake up i’m bored
Dan, 4:15 am: why can’t i sleep i hate myself
Dan, 4:20 am: haha 420 blaze it
Dan, 4:20 am: i’m kidding i don’t smoke weed
Dan, 4:20 am: i’m lame
Dan, 4:32 am: i have class at 9:30 am i’m going to die
Dan, 4:32 am: pray for me
Dan, 4:56 am: i think i’m finally tired
Dan, 4:56 am: i hate myself
Dan, 4:56 am: wait i already said that
Dan, 4:56 am: oh well
Dan, 4:56 am: good night 🖤
Fiona, 9:42 am: Oh no
Fiona, 9:42 am: Did you make it to class?
Dan, 9:44 am: im dying
Fiona, 9:46 am: Oh no
Dan, 9:50 am: i made it to class but i regret my entire existence
Fiona, 9:51 am: Oh no
Dan, 9:52 am: shut up
Dan, 9:52 am: i have never been this tired
Fiona, 9:52 am: When do you get out?
Dan, 9:55 am: 11 🤡
Fiona, 9:55 am: Why did you even go to class today holy shit
Dan, 9:57 am: I’m stupid
Fiona, 10:00 am: Can you leave?
Dan, 10:05 am: i’m already here i might as well suffer
Fiona, 10:06 am: D:
Fiona, 10:06 am: suffering bad
Dan, 10:11 am: whoa really
Dan, 10:11 am: thank you for letting me know
Fiona, 10:11 am: Of course
Dan, 10:12 am: where would i be without you
Fiona, 10:12 am: Class
Dan, 10:13 am: wait
Dan, 10:13 am: i am in class
Fiona, 10:14 am: Yeah
Fiona, 10:14 am: Without me
Dan, 10:20 am: u have a point
Fiona, 10:21 am: I have lots of points
Fiona, 10:21 am: Come hang out with me, I’ll save you from going to class at 9:30 am
Dan, 10:25 am: my hero
Fiona, 10:26 am: 🥰
Dan, 10:35 am: only 25 more minutes
Dan, 10:35 am: i can do this
Fiona, 10:36 am: Just so you know, falling asleep in class is completely valid
Dan, 10:40 am: i can make it
Dan, 10:40 am: i believe in me
Fiona, 10:41 am: Okay
Fiona, 10:41 am: Good luck!
Dan, 10:45 am: i don’t believe in me
Dan, 10:45 am: i’m dying
Fiona, 10:46 am: If I believe in you will that help
Dan, 10:47 am: no
Fiona, 10:47 am: 13 minutes, you can do it
Dan, 10:50 am: i cant
Fiona, 10:50 am: You can!
Fiona, 10:51 am: I will reward you if you do
Dan, 10:52 am: how
Fiona, 10:52 am: 😏
Dan, 10:53 am: 😳
Dan, 10:54 am: how
Fiona, 10:55 am: Live through this class and you’ll see
Dan, 10:56 am: it better not be socks or something
Fiona, 10:56 am: Oh no of course not, I would never
Fiona, 10:56 am: It’s sexual favors
Dan, 10:57 am: FIONA
Dan, 10:57 am: im in CLASS you can’t just SAY THAT
Fiona, 10:58 am: Oops
Dan, 10:59 am: i hate you so much
Fiona, 10:59 am: Shh
Fiona, 10:59 am: One more minute, you can do this
Dan, 11:00 am: don’t change the subject
Fiona, 11:00 am: Too late
Fiona, 11:00 am: Did you survive
Dan, 11:01 am: no
Dan, 11:01 am: you fucking KILLED me
Fiona, 11:02 am: Too bad
Fiona, 11:02 am: I was really looking forward to seeing you again
Dan, 11:02 am: well too bad
Dan, 11:02 am: you should’ve thought of that before you said things like that
Fiona, 11:03 am: I’m not good at thinking
Dan, 11:03 am: okay philosophy major
Fiona, 11:03 am: I never claimed to be a GOOD philosophy major
Dan, 11:04 am: …
Dan, 11:05 am: (can i have those sexual favors now or nah)
Fiona, 11:06 am: The prize was for surviving
Fiona, 11:06 am: I thought you said you died
Dan, 11:07 am: ugh
Dan, 11:07 am: i hate you
Dan, 11:07 am: i’m going to go home and take a nap
Fiona, 11:07 am: That sounds like a great idea
Fiona, 11:07 am: Sleep a lot you deserve it
Dan, 11:08 am: i will sleep so much
Dan, 11:08 am: gn
October 23, 2019:
Fiona, 7:14 pm: I did a cooking
Dan, 7:14 pm: I did too you’re not special
Fiona, 7:14 pm: Okay but did you bake cheesecake
Dan, 7:15 pm: no
Dan, 7:15 pm: did you?
Fiona, 7:15 pm: As a matter of fact, yes
Dan, 7:15 pm: can i have some
Fiona, 7:16 pm: No
Dan, 7:16 pm: :(
Dan, 7:16 pm: why’d you bake cheesecake
Fiona, 7:17 pm: Because I CAN
Fiona, 7:17 pm: idk, don’t you ever get the urge to bake cheesecake at 6pm on a Wednesday?
Dan, 7:18 pm: i have never gotten the urge to bake something in my life
Fiona, 7:18 pm: Okay, have you ever gotten the urge to *eat* cheesecake at 6pm on a Wednesday?
Dan, 7:18 pm: now we’re talking
Dan, 7:19 pm: yes ofc
Dan, 7:19 pm: are you sure i can’t have any
Fiona, 7:20 pm: Yes
Dan, 7:21 pm: :(
Dan, 7:21 pm: why not
Fiona, 7:22 pm: It’s not a large cheesecake
Fiona, 7:22 pm: … I may have eaten a large chunk of it already
Dan, 7:22 pm: and you didn’t save any for me
Fiona, 7:23 pm: I did not
Dan, 7:23 pm: i’m blocking you
Dan, 7:23 pm: never speak to me again
Fiona, 7:23 pm: D:
Fiona, 7:24 pm: but im cute
Dan, 7:25 pm: so?
Fiona, 7:26 pm: I’ll save some for you next time 🥺
Dan, 7:26 pm: really? 🥺
Fiona, 7:26 pm: yes 🥺
Dan, 7:26 pm: ok i guess i won’t block u 🥺
Fiona, 7:27 pm: 🥺
Fiona, 7:27 pm: That’s so sweet
Dan, 7:28 pm: i’m generous like that
Fiona, 7:28 pm: What would I do without you
Dan, 7:28 pm: eat more cheesecake because you wouldn’t have to save any for me probably
Fiona, 7:29 pm: When you put it like that
Fiona, 7:29 pm: Why do I even talk to you
Dan, 7:29 pm: You’re asking me??
Fiona, 7:30 pm: I guess so, yeah
Dan, 7:30 pm: um because i’m cute
Fiona, 7:30 pm: Hmmm
Fiona, 7:30 pm: Yeah, probably
Dan, 7:31 pm: cuter than cheesecake :)
Fiona, 7:31 pm: Now, I don’t know if I’d go *that* far
Dan, 7:31 pm: cuter than cheesecake :)
Fiona, 7:31 pm: … cuter than cheesecake
Dan, 7:32 pm: i’m glad we’ve come to a compromise
Fiona, 7:32 pm: I don’t think insisting that I agree with you is a compromise
Fiona, 7:32 pm: I think that’s just getting your way
Dan, 7:32 pm: it’s a compromise
Fiona, 7:32 pm: No
Dan, 7:33 pm: COMPROMISE
Fiona, 7:33 pm: FINE
Fiona, 7:33 pm: Compromise
Dan, 7:33 pm: see? another successful compromise
Fiona, 7:33 pm: … yay us
Dan, 7:34 pm: we’re doing great :)
Dan, 7:34 pm: communication is so important
Fiona, 7:34 pm: Uh huh
Fiona, 7:35 pm: I’m going to go finish my cheesecake
Dan, 7:35 pm: :(
Dan, 7:35 pm: as long as you save me some next time
Dan, 7:35 pm: see? i compromised
Fiona, 7:36 pm: Huh, I guess you did
Fiona, 7:36 pm: Good job
Dan, 7:36 pm: thank u
Dan, 7:36 pm: enjoy your cheesecake
Fiona, 7:37 pm: I will :)
October 24, 2019:
Dan, 4:09 pm: i literally can’t wait until the weekend
Dan, 4:09 pm: i want to die
Fiona, 4:15 pm: Will you stop wanting to die on the weekend
Dan, 4:16 pm: no but i’ll forget about it
Fiona, 4:16 pm: Close enough
Dan, 4:17 pm: i have written so many papers in the past week
Dan, 4:17 pm: i want to die
Fiona, 4:17 pm: Oh no
Fiona, 4:17 pm: When are you done writing papers?
Dan, 4:18 pm: never i’m an english major
Fiona, 4:18 pm: I’m so sorry
Fiona, 4:18 pm: Do you want to talk about it
Dan, 4:19 pm: … yes
Fiona, 4:20 pm: Is this a crisis about your major? I’m an expert on those
Dan, 4:20 pm: no, i love english
Dan, 4:20 pm: well i don’t really *love* anything but english is tolerable
Fiona, 4:21 pm: lol
Fiona, 4:21 pm: I think lots of people don’t *love* what they do
Fiona, 4:21 pm: There’s nothing wrong with that
Dan, 4:22 pm: I guess
Dan, 4:23 pm: do you *love* philosophy?
Fiona, 4:23 pm: idk
Fiona, 4:24 pm: I like it
Fiona, 4:25 pm: Honestly I probably won’t end up doing it long term anyway
Dan, 4:25 pm: Why not?
Fiona, 4:26 pm: Not a lot of people get paid to sit around and ponder the mysteries of life
Fiona, 4:26 pm: Unless you go into academia I guess and ick, that’s so much grad school
Dan, 4:27 pm: yeah i guess not
Dan, 4:27 pm: people don’t really get paid to sit around an analyze literature a lot either, do they?
Fiona, 4:27 pm: idk
Fiona, 4:28 pm: Do they?
Dan, 4:28 pm: i feel like probably not
Dan, 4:28 pm: should’ve paid more attention in english 100 lol i think they talked about that
Fiona, 4:29 pm: We all should’ve paid more attention in our orientation classes yet here we are
Fiona, 4:29 pm: Worst comes to worst I’ll just use my CS minor for something
Dan, 4:30 pm: you’re getting a CS minor?
Fiona, 4:30 pm: I had already finished like half the required classes when I switched to philosophy so why not?
Fiona, 4:31 pm: Also it was one of my parents’ requirements for letting me switch but we don’t talk about that
Dan, 4:32 pm: lol
Dan, 4:32 pm: unfortunately i don’t have a cs minor to fall back on
Fiona, 4:33 pm: It’s not too late to get one :P
Dan, 4:33 pm: no thank u!
Fiona, 4:34 pm: aww
Fiona, 4:35 pm: too bad
Dan, 4:35 pm: i am not willing to stoop to doing math to appease capitalism
Fiona, 4:35 pm: lol, have it your way
Fiona, 4:35 pm: English is a good degree, you’ll be fine
Fiona, 4:36 pm: Besides, you have a few years to figure things out
Dan, 4:36 pm: this is true!
Dan, 4:36 pm: i’m going to go forget about my problems and procrastinate dealing with them
Fiona, 4:36 pm: have fun <3
Dan, 4:37 pm: i will!
October 25, 2019:
Dan, 11:24 am: college is stupid
Dan, 11:24 am:
Fiona, 11:26 am: You can still do that now if you really want
Dan, 11:26 am: it’s not the same
Dan, 11:26 am: you live with the constant fear of someone catching you
Fiona, 11:27 am: Okay but you admit that you *could*
Fiona, 11:27 am: You’re just a coward
Dan, 11:28 am: excuse me
Dan, 11:28 am: what did you just say to me
Dan, 11:28 am: i’ll fight you
Fiona, 11:29 am: Okay
Fiona, 11:29 am: To the death or just to giving up?
Dan: 11:29 am: i’d die before i’d give up
Fiona, 11:30 am: Death it is
Fiona, 11:30 am: It’s been nice knowing you
Dan, 11:31 am: you too
Dan, 11:31 am: okay bye i have to go write a paper
Dan, 11:31 am: it was nice talking to you
Fiona, 11:32 am: :(
Fiona, 11:32 am: It was nice talking to you too
Fiona, 11:32 am: Write fast and then return to me
Dan, 11:33 am: ofc <3
Fiona, 11:33 am: <3
October 26, 2019:
Fiona, 9:51 pm: Any fun plans this weekend
Dan, 9:55 pm: Writing more papers lmao
Dan, 9:55 pm: wbu?
Fiona, 9:56 pm: aww :(
Fiona, 9:56 pm: Same I guess, mostly just homework
Fiona, 9:56 pm: 😔
Dan, 9:57 pm: honestly
Dan, 9:57 pm: fuck homework
Dan, 9:58 pm: will you run away to the woods with me
Fiona, 9:59 pm: 😳
Fiona, 10:00 pm: That’s kinda gay
Dan, 10:01 pm: no it’s not
Dan, 10:02 pm: we will live in a cottage with two bedrooms
Fiona, 10:03 pm: But that’s less fun
Dan, 10:05 pm: 😳
Dan, 10:06 pm: that’s kinda gay
Fiona, 10:07 pm: I’m kinda gay
Dan, 10:08 pm: 😳
Fiona, 10:08 pm: 😏
Fiona, 10:11 pm: Can we move to the woods after I finish this paper
Dan, 10:12 pm: no sorry i’m leaving right now
Fiona, 10:13 pm: Oh well :( I’ll try to visit
Dan, 10:14 pm: thank you
Dan, 10:14 pm: just let me know when you’re visiting and i will make you the most mediocre stir fry you’ve ever had
Fiona, 10:15 pm: lmao sounds good
Fiona, 10:15 pm: I have to go work on my paper now :( but I will visit your cottage in the woods as soon as possible
Dan, 10:16 pm: appreciated
Dan, 10:16 pm: good luck on your paper!
Fiona, 10:16 pm: good luck on your move to the woods!
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85 Truths Tag
Rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people. Idk who to tag and I’m too lazy/exhausted to go in and tag my friends on here so I’m just gonna tag everyone who wants to do this!!
Last:
1. Drink - Water
2. Phone call - from a random number that I don’t know and didn’t answer
3. Text message - my mom
4. Song you listened to - “Mayores” by Becky G ft. Bad Bunny
5. Time you cried - a week ago
Ever:
6. Dated someone twice - nope
7. Kissed someone and regretted it - nope
8. Been cheated on - nope
9. Lost someone special - yes
10. Been depressed - maybe??? I don’t think so though I’m not completely sure
11. Gotten drunk and thrown up - nope
Fave colours:
12. Pastel anything
13. Blue
14. Pink or yellow
In the last year have you…
15. Made new friends - yes !!!! and I love them with all my heart
16. Fallen out of love - wasn’t in love to begin with
17. Laughed until you cried - yes
18. Found out someone was talking about you - nope
19. Met someone who changed you - nah??? I’ve changed myself
20. Found out who your true friends are - yeah
21. Kissed someone on your facebook friends list - don’t have facebook
General:
22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know irl - don’t have facebook
23. Do you have any pets - a doggo and a kitty girl
24. Do you want to change your name - no but I used to
25. What did you do for your last birthday - it was just my parents and I and we went to dinner and then came home and played Catan aka my ideal fucking night I’m such a board game person
26. What time did you wake up today - :))) okay s e e that’s a trick question bc I accidentally fell asleep at like 7:30 am and then woke up at 9:30 am and stayed awake until like 4 pm and then fell asleep and woke up at 7 something pm so basically I’m a mess
27. What were you doing at midnight last night - probably played a game on my phone, either solo or with my friends
28. What is something you can’t wait for - my liCENSE and to move out of this damn city:’)))
30. What are you listening to right now - music
31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom - no I don’t think so but I know a Theo does that count
32. Something that’s getting on your nerves - lately??? um my sleep schedule??? tired of staying up too late and sleeping in too late and missing some of my friends while they’re awake
33. Most visited website - probably youtube
34. Hair colour - brown
35. Long or short hair - short fuck long hair I look terrible with it and it ruins my damn curls my hair gets too heavy to curl if it’s long and I need my curls bc it’s like my fall back since I don’t do makeup or getting ready at all
36. Do you have a crush on someone - no one I know irl but definitely my Tae tae
37. What do you like about yourself - my hair and I’ve been working on liking my smile you guys be proud of me I also like my dimples which come with the smile so that’s helping
38. Want any piercings? - ye s I wanna start with ears but I’m just hesitant to get them bc I’m a side sleeper and I’m like worried about sleeping on my ear when it’s freshly pierced wouldn’t that fuck some shit up I can’t sleep on my back I wake up every twenty minutes so I’m waiting on that
39. Blood type - don’t know
40. Nicknames - Sae and pet names, everyone ends up calling me some form of baby or bub/bubby/bubu etc. also get called kid a lot
41. Relationship status: :’) what’s a relationship ya bitch can’t even get the online “idek you” playful flirting from anons that disappear two days later let alone real pEOPLE
42. Zodiac - pisces
43. Pronouns - she/her
44. Fave tv shows - Game of Thrones, Bob’s Burgers, Vikings, Spongebob, probably more but I can’t think of them
45. Tattoos - not yet but I will one day I want so many but like money, healing and also indecisive
46. Right or left-handed - right
47. Ever had surgery - nope
48. Piercings - none yet
49. Sport - I did archery for a month I did dance for a couple years I did horseback riding for another lil while and my god do I miss them all I miss horses so fucking much :((( they’re so sweet and emotionally connected to you and I love them so much
50. Vacation - Sweden
51. Trainers - ??? idk what this means tbh is it like a personal trainer or trainers like shoes?? bc idk what brand I use
More general
52. Eating - nothing rn but I just had mini oreo thins
53. Drinking - water
54. I’m about to watch - you know I don’t really know I think some fetus!BTS videos bc I’m trying to do research for a post
55. Waiting for - my license and day 5 in mystic messenger to come bc I just started playing and damn it I just wanna see my sunflower son (Ray) but he’s like the last to unlock apparently so I have to get through a whole bunch of the others to get to him when all I wanna do is comfort him and give him a hug
56. Want - my license, to move and a girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other
57. Get married - would I ever get married??? Yes I have nothing against marriage but my grandmother advised to never get married before 25 so I’m gonna try to stick to that idk if I will
58. Career - I wanna do lab work in paleo anthropology or work in a museum
Which is better
59. Hugs or kisses - hugs with forehead kisses
60. Lips or eyes - eyes
61. Shorter or taller - taller
62. Older or younger - older
63. Nice arms or stomach - I guess arms bc I love a soft tummy but I also qualify that as a nice stomach so ?????
64. Hookup or relationship - relationship
65. Troublemaker or hesitant - hesitant
Have you ever
66. Kissed a stranger - nope
67. Drank hard liquor - nope
68. Lost glasses - I once lost them at 3 in the morning bc in my sleep, i suppose I had picked my glasses up and flung them across the room and I had to go wake my mom up to find them for me bc I can’t see without them
69. Turned someone down - you gotta be confessed to do that so n o
70. Sex on the first date - h A
71. Broken someone’s heart - negative
72. Had your heart broken - not really
73. Been arrested - no
74. Cried when someone died - yes
75. Fallen for a friend - not really
Do you believe in
76. Yourself - yeah I feel like future me really has her shit together
77. Miracles - idk man
78. Love at first sight - attraction yes, love no
79. Santa Claus - I want to so badly
80. Kiss on a first date - depends on how good the date was
81. Angels - again idk
Other
82. Best friend’s name - Gavie or Jade or Eva
83. Eye colour - brown
84. Fave movie - Jurassic Park or Quest for Camelot
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Thanks for tagging me! @that-queer-piece-of-toast
Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.
1. last drink: strawberry dr. Pepper
2: last phone call: my mother, in attempt to wake her up to let me in my house last night
3. last text message: “yes, I could be there in about 15 minutes"
4. last song you listened to: Ghosting- Mother Mother
5. last time you cried: last night
6. dated someone twice: yep
7. kissed someone and regretted it?: oh hell yes
8. been cheated on?: yes, by the same guy I regrett kissing
9. lost someone special?: yeah
10. been depressed?: always
11. gotten drunk and thrown up?: noopeee
fave colors
12. Maroon
13. Purple
14. black
in the last year have you…
15. made new friends?: sure have
16: fallen out of love?: nah
17. laughed until you cried?: hella yeah
18. found out someone was talking about you?: mhhmmmm
19. met someone who changed you?: oh for sure
20. found out who your friends are?: sure have
21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list?: yes
general
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl?: most of them
23. do you have any pets?: a doggo. His name is mac
24. do you want to change your name?: yeah, my dead name to Tyler
25. what did you do for your last birthday?: worked. Then went out to dinner
26. What time did you wake up today? 1 PM
27. What were you doing at midnight last night?: working
28. what is something you can’t wait for?: moving out in a few months, and seeing fall out boy in Chicago!
29. What are you listening to right now?: My coworker streami the Super Bowl on his phone. We're both rooting for the eagles
30. have you ever talked to a person named tom?: probably??
31. something that’s getting on your nerves?: customers who don't read the fucking menu
32. most visited website: tumblr, YouTube, wattpad, or Spotify
33. hair color: currently light brown, usually purple
34. long or short hair: short short
35. do you have a crush on someone?: yeah my girlfriend
36. what do you like about yourself?: i have cool colored eyes
37. want any piercings?: yes; I want to (successfully this time) stretch my ears, a septum, more ear piercings, maybe a lip piercing
38. blood type: idk man
39. nickname(s): ty, champ, quite a few based off of my deadname
40. relationship status: taken
41. zodiac: Taurus
42. pronouns: he/him
43. fave tv shows: Steven universe, Rick and morty, the fosters, stranger things
44. tattoos: none yet
45. right or left handed: right
46. ever had surgery?: yee
47. piercings?: just my ears
48. sport: I watch everything but basketball and soccer. My favorite to watch is hockey tho
49. vacation: anywhere in the uk or back to NYC
50. trainers: ??
more general
51. eating: nothing
52. drinking: strawberry dr. Pepper
53. i’m about to watch: super bowl
54. waiting for: my 18th birthday
55. want: sleep and to go home
56. get married: probably
57. career: idk, my dream since I was little is a YouTuber or musician
which is better:
58. hugs or kisses: hugs
59. lips or eyes: eyes
60. shorter or taller: either
61. older or younger: depends on how many years
62. nice arms or stomach: either
63. hookup or relationship: relationship
64. troublemaker or hesitant?: personally? I'm a mix of the two
have you ever:
65. kissed a stranger: no
66. drank hard liquor: yes
67. lost glasses: someone broke mine on accident once
68. turned someone down: yep
69. sex on first date: hell no. I'm demisexual- not about that "sex with someone I don't know" shit
70. broken someones heart: I don't think so?
71. had your heart broken: yee
72. been arrested: no
73. cried when someone died: yeah
74. fallen for a friend: oh yeah
75. do you believe in yourself: lmaaooo
76. miracles: maybe??
77. love at first sight: maybe? J believe more in "like at first sight" than love
78. santa clause: noooo
79. kiss on a first date: yeah
80. angels: nope
other:
81. best friend’s name: max ( @riskittothemax) and Internet Besties are @haiirel (nein) and @welcome-to-my-phantasyland (em)
82. eye color: green
83. favorite movie: La la land and your name
84. fave actor: asa butterfield
I'm too lazy to tag people so do it if you want
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A lot of questions to fill up my ask box
ß1: Full name - Stefan Jablonski
2: Zodiac sign - scorpio
3: 3 Fears - the feeling of not knowing if sth’s in the dark, early computer sciency wiring, not being able to hear properly
4: 3 things I love - @tell-them-miume-new, thunder and creatiev piano sessions
5: 4 turns on - short hair, thin wrists, pretty eyes and pale skin
6: 4 turns off - too much make up, long hair, perfect eyebrows and narcizism
7: My best friend - @wait7, Lara, Celina, David, Lukas
8: Sexual orientation - hetero, but quite “open” to male friends
9: My best first date - never had a first date, just hung out
10: How tall am I - 183cm
11: What do I miss - autumn, @tell-them-miume-new, snow
12: What time were I born - 9:42 pm
13: Favourite color - this dark evening blue after a rainy day
14: Do I have a crush - i get crushed
15: Favourite quote - “I don’t have a favourite qoute”
16: Favourite place - grada lake, italy
17: Favourite food - rice with chicken fricassee, pizza, broccoli, spinach, mozarella, peanuts
18: Do I use sarcasm - yeah, im old enough
19: What am I listening to right now - american underground hip hop
20: First thing I notice in new person - shape of the face, skin colour
21: Shoe size - 43
22: Eye color - blue
23: Hair color - brown
24: Favourite style of clothing - things that cover my body
25: Ever done a prank call? - nah
26: What colour of underwear I'm wearing now? - red/blue checkered
27: Meaning behind my URL - its basicly my nickname
28: Favourite movie - hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy (the old one)
29: Favourite song - “Tough Love” - Sailor & i
30: Favourite band - Gorillaz, Evidence, NMZS, $uicideboy$, Elliott Smith
31: How I feel right now - dead and tired, but i’ve gotten used to it
32: Someone I love - @tell-them-miume-new
33: My current relationship status - taken
34: My relationship with my parents - we get along. i do not create as many problems as they so
35: Favourite holiday - autumn
36: Tattoos and piercing i have - none
37: Tattoos and piercing i want - tattoo on my arm: longinus and cassius lances
38: The reason I joined Tumblr - @wait7
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? - no
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - sometimes, but just when im in a conversation
41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - nope
42: When did I last hold hands? - its some while ago
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - if im in a hurry, with i will most likely be, i’ll need 15 minutes
44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? - nah
45: Where am I right now? - home, my desk
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - my brain as good as it possibly can
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - reasonable level
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - yeah
49: Am I excited for anything? - gamescom 2017
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - jup
51: How often do I wear a fake smile? - almost never
52: When was the last time I hugged someone? - uhh, a week ago or sth
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? - i’d probably cry and would take suicide into serious consideration
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - i hope not
55: What is something I disliked about today? - that Fynn and Lara slept so long
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - notch, $crim and Ruby, Elon Musk, Nepumuk, @sleeepai, @be-happy-little-cherry
57: What do I think about most? - scheduling my day, how i am going to do the tasks that i need to do, or what could make my life better
58: What’s my strangest talent? - i am horrificly good at catching food in mid-air .... and im good in Tetris
59: Do I have any strange phobias? - yeah, the wiring one
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - depends on my mood
61: What was the last lie I told? - im not much of a liar, im pretty straight forward
62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - meither orm i’d go with teamspeak
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - ghosts no, aliens yo
64: Do I believe in magic? - nah
65: Do I believe in luck? - nope
66: What's the weather like right now? - its 3:56 am rn, cant tell, not raining tho
67: What was the last book I've read? - Introduction into psychology
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? - hell yeah
69: Do I have any nicknames? - no
70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? - when my right foot pretty much got totally fucked
71: Do I spend money or save it? - spend it, but i gotta start saving tho
72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? - nah
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? - yeah, my body inside
74: Favourite animal? - birds
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? - playing pokemon go with the peeps
76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - im not religious
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - “Beyond the Sea” - Bobby Darin
78: How can you win my heart? - hug me tightly
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - “existance is pain”
80: What is my favorite word? - efficiancy, Scotland
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr - @evange1ion, @tell-them-miume-new, @botan, @scipunk, @scottuminga
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - stay hydrated
83: Do I have any relatives in jail? - nope
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? - being able to play every instrument perfectly
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - Do you consider yourself depressed?
86: What is my current desktop picture? - some forest
87: Had sex? - yes
88: Bought condoms? - jup, safety first
89: Gotten pregnant? - no and i never have gotten someone pregnant
90: Failed a class? - nope
91: Kissed a boy? - yeah
92: Kissed a girl? - jup
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - probably
94: Had job? - had job
95: Left the house without my wallet? - i do that quite frequently when i know that i wont need money
96: Bullied someone on the internet? - nope
97: Had sex in public? - yeah
98: Played on a sports team? - jup, i played volleyball for three years
99: Smoked weed? - more than i drank alcohol
100: Did drugs? - well, weed is a drug
101: Smoked cigarettes? - ew ew ew
102: Drank alcohol? - yeah, but only to taste it
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - nope
104: Been overweight? - i think im close to it
105: Been underweight? - nah
106: Been to a wedding? - jup, my uncle and aunt
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?- ive been on it for 10 hours straight
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - nope
109: Been outside my home country? - jup: Italy, France, UK, Netherlands, Belgium, Sweden and Poland
110: Gotten my heart broken? - yeah
111: Been to a professional sports game? - yeah one time, i liked the food
112: Broken a bone? - my foot pinkie??
113: Cut myself? - yeah, but probably by accident
114: Been to prom? - no
115: Been in airplane? - ye
116: Fly by helicopter? - no
117: What concerts have I been to? - $uicideboy$
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - no
119: Learned another language? - english and french
120: Wore make up? - she forced me to
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - yeah
122: Had oral sex? - yeah
123: Dyed my hair? - no
124: Voted in a presidential election? - nope
125: Rode in an ambulance? - no again
126: Had a surgery? - yeah, i got my wisdom teeth out
127: Met someone famous? - Otto Walked when i was 5
128: Stalked someone on a social network? - no
129: Peed outside? - ofc im a boy
130: Been fishing? - yeah, but didnt catch anything
131: Helped with charity? - yeah, carol singers every winter
132: Been rejected by a crush? - temporary
133: Broken a mirror? - no
134: What do I want for birthday? - deathday
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? - no plans yet
136: Was I named after anyone? - no, my parents had no idea and this was the best they could have come up with
137: Do I like my handwriting? - not really
138: What was my favourite toy as a child? - Lego and the old win98 laptop of my dad
139: Favourite Tv Show? - neon genesis evangelion, rick & morty
140: Where do I want to live when older? - somewhere with lots of trees
141: Play any musical instrument? - piano since i was 5
142: One of my scars, how did I get it? - dont have any anymore
143: Favourite pizza toping? - ham and funghi
144: Am I afraid of the dark? - if i got creeped out beforehand, yes
145: Am I afraid of heights? - no
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? - nope
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? - the story of my life
148: What I'm really bad at - small talk
149: What my greatest achievments are - platin trophy in skyrim
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - that i will not become anything when im older
151: What I'd do if I won in a lottery - drugs, music and eating nice food and traveling
152: What do I like about myself - i like my taste in music
153: My closest Tumblr friend - @wait7
154: Something I fantasise about - creepy shit
155: Any question you'd like - its too late for this
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